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ok this video is about jack in the box or something.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to shooting videos with his mom to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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Комментарии : 3,7 тыс.   
@gustoonz
@gustoonz 4 года назад
wow what a tasty video. if you want to eat more go follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets
@oskarcanta8907
@oskarcanta8907 4 года назад
Yes new vid
@Haiylin
@Haiylin 4 года назад
Ur a tasty boi
@yeahhhboi7194
@yeahhhboi7194 4 года назад
Ok 👍
@assassinsass8246
@assassinsass8246 4 года назад
no
@HousePlantBand
@HousePlantBand 4 года назад
mos def mine gine.
@noxaurum1
@noxaurum1 4 года назад
He got the neck brace jumping his motorcycle over the Caspian Sea.
@paulray9382
@paulray9382 4 года назад
i've never actually bothered to like a comment on youtube but you earned it buddy.
@GetawayFilms
@GetawayFilms 4 года назад
@@paulray9382 I've never actually bothered to like a comment regarding an earlier comment in the comment thread but.. Nah, didn't like yours either...
@paulray9382
@paulray9382 4 года назад
@@GetawayFilms okay dude. hope your day gets better!
@philippegauvin4127
@philippegauvin4127 4 года назад
Duhh
@dontwaste111
@dontwaste111 4 года назад
Caprisun
@ratking2946
@ratking2946 4 года назад
Seriously. How is Gus in his twenties and fifties at the same time.
@the48thronin97
@the48thronin97 4 года назад
He's the old man friend
@ChaiKarl
@ChaiKarl 4 года назад
@@dark_sunset The hat, the attitude, and the shirt lmao
@cornyboi4434
@cornyboi4434 4 года назад
That's what you are when you're twenfty four years old
@lil_keybo
@lil_keybo 4 года назад
CornyBoi can confirm
@forrestmarsh9816
@forrestmarsh9816 4 года назад
CornyBoi I felt that
@classydays43
@classydays43 3 года назад
The worst part is that Ted is still forced to complete his shift despite spreading blood from a severed finger all over everyone's food and operating stuff with third-degree burns on his hands. The manager is the real danger here...
@danceswithdirt7197
@danceswithdirt7197 3 года назад
Nobody: Manager: I want to play a game.
@sierrasanders675
@sierrasanders675 3 года назад
Capitalism is the REAL danger
@alastorbutwithagun
@alastorbutwithagun 3 года назад
he also broke his back and neck
@cringeman9019
@cringeman9019 3 года назад
Nah, Teds just too tuff to be affected by anything. Except back pain, no ones immune to that
@morningowl43
@morningowl43 3 года назад
Plot twist: Ted IS the manager
@ninjapistol14
@ninjapistol14 4 года назад
"Probably got a handgun in his truck that he likes showing off to every other employee when it's break time" best description ever
@jaseplet5657
@jaseplet5657 2 года назад
I am one handgun away from being this stereotype lol
@TheRealSullyG
@TheRealSullyG 4 года назад
The only proper use for an Otamatone
@mariepowell5670
@mariepowell5670 4 года назад
LEGEND
@picklylemon4556
@picklylemon4556 4 года назад
Love ur vids
@namesaretuff
@namesaretuff 4 года назад
TheRealSullyG Sully, you the best man. High quality content
@TheRealLix
@TheRealLix 4 года назад
LEGEND
@finnmmc
@finnmmc 4 года назад
Ay Sully!
@joycecaswell5785
@joycecaswell5785 4 года назад
“You’ll cringe in horror at the workings of the insidious tomato slicer” is my next tattoo in bold italic on my neck
@upyoursdotcom
@upyoursdotcom 4 года назад
I mean one time I kinda scored my fingernail using the tomato slicer but I wouldn't call it insidious
@blueuluru9037
@blueuluru9037 4 года назад
Photos or it didn't happen.
@Rabbit-the-One
@Rabbit-the-One 4 года назад
Uh huh.... I've heard worse ways of people on the internet saying, "I have a tattoo, and I know a guy so my dad didn't have to use his lunch break to sign for it, so that's how cool I am. Did I tell you about my tattoo?" Because I used to do the same shit.
@upyoursdotcom
@upyoursdotcom 4 года назад
@@Rabbit-the-One What the fuck are you going on about you dotty bastard
@StormStep
@StormStep 4 года назад
@@Rabbit-the-One literally shut the fuck up
@meganhash7840
@meganhash7840 4 года назад
8:50 I was today year's old when I realized that "beware" is just a shortened version of "be aware"
@pissfrog
@pissfrog 3 года назад
Or "be wary"
@baconbro6867
@baconbro6867 3 года назад
Gosh diddlydangdorndagnganistsahognopilopinostlyuirupoing now you made me think about it
@theReeyver
@theReeyver 3 года назад
Ted after cutting his fingers off 👁👄👁
@alastorbutwithagun
@alastorbutwithagun 3 года назад
ted after getting third degree burns on his hands 👁👄👁
@Mercurio2435
@Mercurio2435 4 года назад
The fire is also Ted's fault. His accident-prone presence alone causes spontaneous combustion.
@asumi7984
@asumi7984 4 года назад
ooh HL chemistry
@zacharyboullion1804
@zacharyboullion1804 3 года назад
But it could be if he didn’t turn the fryer off and started a grease fire
@maverickREAL
@maverickREAL 3 года назад
Classify him as Euclid.
@alastorbutwithagun
@alastorbutwithagun 3 года назад
ted's a poltergeist
@idiotsandwich1045
@idiotsandwich1045 3 года назад
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE
@Wafflegazm
@Wafflegazm 4 года назад
I wish they would've done an "accidentally locked in freezer" scene
@rafaellarena
@rafaellarena 4 года назад
With Ted's corpse comically frozen on a cartonish position
@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475
@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475 4 года назад
Tina: gee, gosh oh no. How ever did that happen? What do you mean the handle inside was broken? Thats craaaazy right? As she shifts back and forth on her feet, not looking you in the eye.
@isaacstillwell1608
@isaacstillwell1608 4 года назад
Chef Ramsay has locked himself in the freezer.
@ix8750
@ix8750 4 года назад
It was because the training video was supposed to resemble terror and fear. Everyone knows the walk-in freezers are a place of peace and serenity. It's also where everyone smokes weed when break is to far away and you're kinda stressed out.
@CekalaStudios
@CekalaStudios 4 года назад
The hidden horrors of the Freezer
@iBlewupthemoon98
@iBlewupthemoon98 3 года назад
"Featuring an array of horrors so incredibly ordinary..." "Sir, this is a Jack in the Box."
@emberman535
@emberman535 2 года назад
"EXACTLY."
@jinxed7915
@jinxed7915 3 года назад
My theory: the training scenes aren't in chronological order, and that fall at the end is how he ended up with the neck brace. Also, he probably fell down the stairs because he was woozy from eating it on the wet floor earlier that day
@mickrobertson7782
@mickrobertson7782 4 года назад
“We have to keep this door locked, it’s asbestos security.”
@PixelWitch
@PixelWitch 4 года назад
gotta keep all the asbestos in. Can't let those asbestos particulate clouds get out. That's the Jack in the Box secret ingredient.
@kevinjacobsen5427
@kevinjacobsen5427 4 года назад
Vestibule
@munkyzzb7504
@munkyzzb7504 4 года назад
Tina just mops up Ted's blood as he lays there dying.
@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475
@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475 4 года назад
I think we would all be like Tina if Ted was our co-worker.
@Mr.Obongo
@Mr.Obongo 4 года назад
But I thought Ted was the killer
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 3 года назад
Teds whole existence is proof to me that everyone’s hell is individualized Or that hell is just Jack in the box
@DJB3lfry
@DJB3lfry 4 года назад
Ted's gonna be rollin' in that worker's comp money. Lesson learned: A finger and a vertebrae is a small price to pay for litigious payouts.
@BG-pw7ik
@BG-pw7ik 4 года назад
Hearing "Back at the desk" is like me hearing an angel sing
@nikhilsekaran8107
@nikhilsekaran8107 4 года назад
Who said this
@Corio626
@Corio626 4 года назад
@@nikhilsekaran8107 Joe Mama
@wastedtalent1625
@wastedtalent1625 4 года назад
More like hearing my goofy best friend is back int town.
@nvan7891
@nvan7891 4 года назад
I, too, have a significant chub over it.
@damagedghost9766
@damagedghost9766 4 года назад
Who's Joe?
@Clarkstuff568
@Clarkstuff568 4 года назад
For as goofy as this training video is, it's 1000 times more creative and entertaining than most of the super dry minimum wage training videos. At least they're making it interesting!
@metamech7383
@metamech7383 4 года назад
damn straight!
@nman551
@nman551 4 года назад
Churry Clerk yeah
@gaywoman420
@gaywoman420 4 года назад
Wendy's training videos are creative as well. Look up their training video on hot drinks.
@DanDaBug
@DanDaBug 4 года назад
It's a spot-on parody of the gory slasher films of the era (almost certainly "I drink your blood and eat your skin"), and it also has the white jackass be the "unsafe" character while the women and black guy are the rational "safe" characters, which was honestly really progressive for the time!
@tsapenkopolina
@tsapenkopolina 4 года назад
Caspian sea’s water is not salted, cause Caspian is basically a lake.
@Deece_95
@Deece_95 3 года назад
Actually fully dunked my left hand in a pot of oil making tacos while drinking a few years back on accident. Knocked the pot off the stove and went to catch it out of knee jerk reaction. Took all of the skin off my left hand and ruined all my nerve endings. Fun day👌
@funnynamepending7653
@funnynamepending7653 3 года назад
*oof size large*
@Deece_95
@Deece_95 3 года назад
@@funnynamepending7653 craziest part is that you can't tell unless my hands in hot water, it turns pink and stays pink for a few minutes. Got the hand tatted up since then which covered up the major wrinkles and stretch marks of the skin healing back. I injure myself once a year with that caliber of abuse, swear it's not tradition haha! Last year I had a 6000 lbs steel beam crush my right foot, tore every tendon, THAT I feel to this day, especially when it's cold cause my foot locks up
@funnynamepending7653
@funnynamepending7653 3 года назад
@@Deece_95 world has it out for ya
@dooderbug2437
@dooderbug2437 3 года назад
@@Deece_95 achievement gained: Survivor
@Datoneguy_9343
@Datoneguy_9343 3 года назад
@@Deece_95 damn you are ted
@mauriciovela1288
@mauriciovela1288 3 года назад
“So you know how our actor looks just like Ted Bundy, we should call him Ted”
@digidude39
@digidude39 4 года назад
Ted is just trying to get that sweet sweet insurance money
@sawyer8351
@sawyer8351 4 года назад
Underrated
@SpidemParodies
@SpidemParodies 4 года назад
@@sawyer8351 Not really seeing as someone else already made the exact same joke
@raynmanshorts9275
@raynmanshorts9275 3 года назад
I think another RU-vid channel made a skit about something similar (workers comp, not insurance money): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-q1YtcYU-XJM.html
@haseenabadshah5381
@haseenabadshah5381 3 года назад
569 likes lmao
@jillian8111
@jillian8111 3 года назад
gettin that mother fucking workers cooooomp *airhorn noises*
@CocoTheMii
@CocoTheMii 3 года назад
"There's nothing wrong with my back." *gets stuck while lifting box* "There's something wrong with my back." mood
@MrEggBoi
@MrEggBoi 4 года назад
“I’ll sign your baby” -Gus
@DaftBrian1
@DaftBrian1 4 года назад
You can take Gus out of Wisconsin, but you can’t take the Wisconsin out of Gus.
@faithtomorrow
@faithtomorrow 4 года назад
Wisguscin
@furbees2662
@furbees2662 4 года назад
@@faithtomorrow Nice
@olivekennedyshy
@olivekennedyshy 4 года назад
Oh come on, silly. Wisconsin doesn’t exist
@floo1465
@floo1465 3 года назад
What’s a Wisconsin?
@frogsreprettycool2146
@frogsreprettycool2146 3 года назад
Cheese ville
@laurenstevens9868
@laurenstevens9868 4 года назад
im studying cinema studies and now i just wanna write my thesis on old training videos
@ryshellso526
@ryshellso526 4 года назад
So brave and stunning.
@guigoGOGO
@guigoGOGO 4 года назад
Good luck on the job market lol
@laurenstevens9868
@laurenstevens9868 4 года назад
@@guigoGOGO already working but thanks!
@5ft4inprotagonist24
@5ft4inprotagonist24 4 года назад
do it
@katemedlin7041
@katemedlin7041 4 года назад
Rodrigo Gehling that’s quite an unnecessary comment
@personmcguy9840
@personmcguy9840 3 года назад
Ted: Nothings wrong with my back two minutes earlier Ted: Falls flat in the floor most likely injuring his spine
@lettuceoverlord6768
@lettuceoverlord6768 3 года назад
"Safety's for losers, there's nothing wrong with my back!" *reaches down to pick up box* The ad I get: *loud explosions and gunshots* "join the military"
@runawaygemm5397
@runawaygemm5397 3 года назад
Did you do it
@theselfconsciousscouttroop6918
@theselfconsciousscouttroop6918 3 года назад
@@runawaygemm5397 I think so
@ZachTheHuman
@ZachTheHuman 3 года назад
Lmao XD
@baconbro6867
@baconbro6867 2 года назад
*safety's for suckers
@user-tl9ji5pd7t
@user-tl9ji5pd7t 4 года назад
Conspiracy theory: Ted is trying to get some insurance payoff
@robertnewton4362
@robertnewton4362 4 года назад
Or ted is a actually ted Bundy jake an the box pushed him over the edge
@epic420master2
@epic420master2 4 года назад
Dude literally shoved his hand all the way into the fryer
@TheJd2194
@TheJd2194 4 года назад
Workers comp
@Rabbit-the-One
@Rabbit-the-One 4 года назад
What the hell kind of policy did he take out? It wouldn't be coming from the store in the 60's-70's, so it would need to be one he filed on himself.
@Minitimmy3
@Minitimmy3 4 года назад
Ted is immortal, he is a man we should all strive to be
@coa96vb
@coa96vb 4 года назад
Ted übermensch confirmed
@taiga-moss
@taiga-moss 4 года назад
I fear Ted
@EmmyisMEx
@EmmyisMEx 4 года назад
No he's cursed! An immortal who must constantly survive the excruciating deadly dangers of the local jack in the box!
@DaPreach90
@DaPreach90 4 года назад
A true hero amongst men
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 4 года назад
True that
@DeadlyDanDaMan
@DeadlyDanDaMan 3 года назад
They forgot the deadliest thing of all: E-coli. Jack in the Box practically went out of business completely because they had a massive outbreak of E-coli and got hundreds of people sick, and four children died.
@the_real_chicken7598
@the_real_chicken7598 3 года назад
Oh ok
@bukuroshebytyci185
@bukuroshebytyci185 3 года назад
Holy shit.
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 3 года назад
i like that your mic is a Otamatone. lol. My mom's first job was working at Roy Roger's in the early 80's and one time when there were no customers she got in a ketchup and mustard fight with the cooks and then they were forced to clean the floors with toothbrushes. Also the owners were actual sex offenders who tried to make moves on my mom. good ol' 80's
@metalgorilla0552
@metalgorilla0552 2 года назад
I was trying to find out what that was thanks for commenting that 😀
@EvanF
@EvanF 4 года назад
i subconsciously added “fella”, “guy”, and “fwick” to my vernacular about 3 months ago thanks gus
@tylerandleahcanadian3888
@tylerandleahcanadian3888 4 года назад
I say fella to my coworkers all the time lol
@kenjutsukata1o1
@kenjutsukata1o1 4 года назад
All of my speech quirks are caused by the youtubers I follow. 'Rad', adding 'super' to things, 'feck', 'if I'm honest', 'giving out', 'leave them go', 'fella', 'scrub', 'guy', etc. And those are just the tip of the iceberg. It's getting out of hand.
@mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348
@mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348 4 года назад
i thought he said "the mob" instead of "the mop" and i immediately thought of that one story where this persons dad worked at a fast food place and it was secretly a mob base and they were about to kill him and the head honcho said smth like "dude, he just flips burgers, *and hes not even good at it.* let him go"
@MarleyP666
@MarleyP666 3 года назад
I could hear SorrowTv saying that. “He’s just flippin boigers”
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад
Omg what's the name of the video/subreddit?
@dooderbug2437
@dooderbug2437 3 года назад
WE NEED THE SAUCW
@toxicdemon1315
@toxicdemon1315 2 месяца назад
Let him walk and he still got murdered. Poor dude
@yiorn
@yiorn 4 года назад
I remember when I was 7 years old and me and my mom would walk to Jack in the Box just so I could get a chicken sandwich. Their food has gotten terrible over the past decade. My favorite chicken sandwich isn't even sold anymore 😔
@trollface9223
@trollface9223 3 года назад
So what you are saying is, the southeastern area of the us has every fast food restaurant but a terrible one? Nice
@austins.2495
@austins.2495 3 года назад
RIP
@iamsatire2883
@iamsatire2883 3 года назад
Ted: *gets a concussion, slices his finger into multiple pieces, breaks his back, fries his hand, and falls down a flight of stairs and gets another concussion* Also Ted: oh no, anyway
@stinny
@stinny 4 года назад
Gus sounds like he’s trying to hide his intense Midwest accent
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 4 года назад
I can't tell if you're joking or maybe I've never met someone with an intense Midwest accent. I'm from Ohio by the way.
@p0peye112
@p0peye112 4 года назад
Rafael Trivino look up something called “the Manitowoc Minute”
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 4 года назад
I get ya now. That's a crazy accent with some crazy words.
@vickiignaszak5041
@vickiignaszak5041 4 года назад
He really doesn't sound like he's trying to hide anything. Gus just sounds like he grew up in Wisconsin, doesn't sound like he's hiding his accent. And this is coming from someone who has lived her whole life in southeastern Wisconsin.
@mfntonberry
@mfntonberry 4 года назад
Wisconsin? Isn't that just Canadas testicles?
@TheRealK93B
@TheRealK93B 4 года назад
Spelling Bee: Your word is 'BEHSOAPASUCKERRITTY' Me: Can you use it in a sentence? Spelling Bee: You have to keep this door locked it's BEHSOAPASUCKERRITTY.
@lowkeyalextho
@lowkeyalextho 4 года назад
IDunnoWhatToPutHere Wuddup incorrect. the correct spelling is B-E-H-S-O-A-P-A-S-U-C-K-E-R-R-R-I-T-T-Y
@Donjauncherrytempo
@Donjauncherrytempo 4 года назад
Btw he said “last Vestibule of security”
@gayanime8981
@gayanime8981 4 года назад
@@Donjauncherrytempo he said "best hope of security" lmao
@Drogon7102
@Drogon7102 4 года назад
@@gayanime8981 thats very strangely worded.
@andwil98
@andwil98 3 года назад
The fact he was able to perfectly sing the intro a minor third higher than the original Wii music is such a unique effect for an introduction to a video!
@sub_par3174
@sub_par3174 4 года назад
The kitchen keeps starting fires so I think this is literally Hell’s Kitchen
@elsiewilliamson3340
@elsiewilliamson3340 4 года назад
I'm here for the major homoerotic energy in the box lifting scene
@slig4656
@slig4656 4 года назад
Bruh why couldn’t the other dude just’ve put the box on the shelf? Like tf, he knows ted is a complete imbecile
@3puntoscolega
@3puntoscolega 3 года назад
who isn’t, it’s highly arousing
@Ashibi_Sakimari
@Ashibi_Sakimari 3 года назад
I'm here to see Japan in WW2
@BlackringIII
@BlackringIII 3 года назад
Lemme get some o that
@jonathanreyes9511
@jonathanreyes9511 3 года назад
Erin
@azvainia
@azvainia 4 года назад
This just makes it seem like Jack in the Box is cursed.
@ffletch
@ffletch 4 года назад
It's always been cursed. It's just more cursed now.
@gardensongbyphoebebridgers
@gardensongbyphoebebridgers 4 года назад
you’re not wrong
@theoregonguy
@theoregonguy 4 года назад
My stomach is cursed after eating there, but the curly fries make it worth it to me.
@SnackerdJack
@SnackerdJack 4 года назад
Working there is a bigger curse than eating there
@alekxcsc
@alekxcsc 2 года назад
When Gus said "Okay Google" it activated Assistant on my phone lol
@Nico-nd2qn
@Nico-nd2qn 2 года назад
I swear to god They made ted one of those People who don’t feel pain in this ad.
@kiasmidt7678
@kiasmidt7678 2 года назад
Nothing can rival the pain he feels within
@LB-ou8wt
@LB-ou8wt 4 года назад
As someone who’s had to watch some corporate training videos, these are actually great. Adding in any component of humour makes them so much more enjoysble
@Tangental
@Tangental 3 года назад
*enjoyable
@maverickREAL
@maverickREAL 3 года назад
@@Tangental Yes, we know that you have no friends and resort to correcting grammar mistakes online because you've never touched a woman that isn't your mother, you don't have to make it so obvious.
@bukuroshebytyci185
@bukuroshebytyci185 3 года назад
@@maverickREAL I’m sobbing
@Tangental
@Tangental 3 года назад
@@maverickREAL pretty sure that’s a run-on sentence
@Datoneguy_9343
@Datoneguy_9343 3 года назад
@@Tangental ah yes a grammar nazi
@aaronmyers6686
@aaronmyers6686 4 года назад
that lifting scene was so homoerotic that even my straight-as-a-board ass could see it
@Wafflegazm
@Wafflegazm 4 года назад
Hell yeah it was. Even at 5:43 there was a ;) when he was on his knees.
@jesusgotdrip9885
@jesusgotdrip9885 2 года назад
I can't believe Ted shat his pants from that box
@infected_fish3909
@infected_fish3909 3 года назад
0:55 that face of concentration
@TheShinySnivy
@TheShinySnivy 4 года назад
I think he says: “We have to keep this door locked, it’s our best hope of security.”
@charliechimento852
@charliechimento852 4 года назад
I agree
@crossxfuse
@crossxfuse 4 года назад
I don't know how he didn't hear that, I thought he said it pretty clearly
@mrnuke_dnd7069
@mrnuke_dnd7069 4 года назад
@@crossxfuse at first i didnt understand it at all and rewinded. But i think you are right
@corgio1260
@corgio1260 4 года назад
@@crossxfuse I understood him too but to be fair dude was slurring a lot
@Yophillips3272
@Yophillips3272 4 года назад
@@crossxfuse you speak jive?
@joeyteter9383
@joeyteter9383 4 года назад
“Ted, my guy, clock out” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@aarondobbs2958
@aarondobbs2958 3 года назад
This is probably one of my favorite of your videos.
@dannybarclay1996
@dannybarclay1996 3 года назад
I saw this video before I started working at my job at a pizza company, and somehow I always think about this video every time I'm on shift, and it's specifically when someone goes to use the tomato slicer that I think about Ted being an unkillable god, forced to live the life of a Jack-in-the-box worker.
@SmtHeino
@SmtHeino 4 года назад
"its the best hope of security" heard it on the 74th play
@rookyofficial
@rookyofficial 4 года назад
upvote!
@brice2597
@brice2597 4 года назад
Why is this not top comment
@GetawayFilms
@GetawayFilms 4 года назад
@@brice2597 Because there are other comments above it...
@thisisstraightcancerboi7063
@thisisstraightcancerboi7063 4 года назад
Rooky Music This isnt Reddit you fucking idiot. Seriously never comment again
@violethope02
@violethope02 4 года назад
This is straight cancer Boi dawg
@HousePlantBand
@HousePlantBand 4 года назад
Everything in the 70s seems like it smelled like tobacco and had nicotine stains.
@yanaburmich
@yanaburmich 4 года назад
Cuz it does
@THRAKORZOD
@THRAKORZOD 4 года назад
Including the soft spots on my 2 year old head
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 4 года назад
My uncle said it always smelled like cocaine.
@sam8404
@sam8404 4 года назад
Coke does smell pretty good.
@Kelly-hh7jz
@Kelly-hh7jz 4 года назад
It did
@gbblarggb
@gbblarggb 2 года назад
You need to do a lot more of these
@Jesse.00
@Jesse.00 3 года назад
That is actually the best training video I've ever seen. It's way better than all the dull ones I've seen
@AbbreviatedReviews
@AbbreviatedReviews 4 года назад
Why the Caspian Sea? Who has ever casually referenced the Caspian Sea that wasn't living in Turkmenistan and planning a vacation?
@linkrulezall
@linkrulezall 4 года назад
Apart from the song "Caspian Sea" by Graham Coxon I can't think of anything lmao
@VinOnline
@VinOnline 4 года назад
Absolutely!
@killslay
@killslay 4 года назад
Caspian border on Battlefield. Literally the only reason I know it's a thing
@thedandyshow5718
@thedandyshow5718 4 года назад
I will conceive a child just so you can sign it.
@g4uzy
@g4uzy 4 года назад
The Dandy Show amazing.
@thedandyshow5718
@thedandyshow5718 4 года назад
@@g4uzy So stunning. So brave.
@huntertripp1441
@huntertripp1441 2 года назад
I love how he said "kill Ted off" like it's the walking dead or some big show😂
@stevenpaul3878
@stevenpaul3878 3 года назад
After the Fourteenth replay, I *think* he says "its the best hope of security"
@kissiepie
@kissiepie 4 года назад
"Hey, Tina, did I tell you about the time I jumped the Caspian sea with my motorcycle?" Oh my god Ted, TAKE THE HINT! She's not into you. Her first love is her job. At Jack in the Box.
@yocland8841
@yocland8841 3 года назад
I farted on a dog named Tina 3 yrs ago. I really felt like a man that day. I masturbated too. Manly moves!
@urinetrouble0543
@urinetrouble0543 3 года назад
yoc land uhh... I.... what?
@angryrevolvers
@angryrevolvers 3 года назад
@@yocland8841 Get some help
@yocland8841
@yocland8841 3 года назад
@@angryrevolvers look, you dont have the right to fart on my parade. I need you to be you but also you need me. I told you. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?!
@julesis-dead6751
@julesis-dead6751 3 года назад
@@yocland8841 sounds like a productive day
@andrewcleary9952
@andrewcleary9952 4 года назад
7:17 Yeah, when I was working in McDonalds I once had a small splash of that boiling oil thrown onto my hand. The result was immediate panicked screaming, and a month of my hand in bandages. Meanwhile Ted just looks mildly surprised.
@goonsdirge3464
@goonsdirge3464 4 года назад
he said :0
@cjkn1158
@cjkn1158 3 года назад
I love these vids so much
@JackCFairman
@JackCFairman 2 года назад
This is the most chaotic, but probably also the best video I’ve seen in a long time
@cap6795
@cap6795 4 года назад
Twelve minutes of Gus going, “What a parody of the twilight zone? But it’s a safety video. Safety videos aren’t supposed to be episodes of the Twilight Zone. What’s going on here?”
@chloekokiousis3326
@chloekokiousis3326 4 года назад
Cap yeah i love gus but i couldnt make it through the 3 minute mark
@dubyah7308
@dubyah7308 4 года назад
Yea, this was really forced. The video was literally trying to do what he was joking about for most of it, lol.
@christopherterzakos6118
@christopherterzakos6118 4 года назад
I found this histerical maybe you guys read his vid wrong
@brianbethea3069
@brianbethea3069 4 года назад
This would be the first horror movie where the token black guy is the only one who lives until the end if it were just a little longer.
@jessicaschilter
@jessicaschilter 3 года назад
Gus is my new favorite
@bigmanofalltime7815
@bigmanofalltime7815 2 года назад
This guy is just amazing, i started smiling and bumming when he started singing in the beginning
@halofreak1263
@halofreak1263 4 года назад
If only the sign fell down and impaled him to really get the point across
@tsommers3284
@tsommers3284 4 года назад
"We have to keep this door locked, it's our best "HOPE" of security." 😉
@possum1384
@possum1384 4 года назад
Shit I thought he said "as a vessel of security"
@mylunawalker
@mylunawalker 4 года назад
I thought it was form.
@grosebud4721
@grosebud4721 3 года назад
Yeah I got it the second time but it is rally mumbled
@abobgames2189
@abobgames2189 3 года назад
Sounds like something from Star Wars
@baconbro6867
@baconbro6867 3 года назад
*behsuppbaba security
@Wheatman44444
@Wheatman44444 3 года назад
Dude I gotta be honest, you, Eddie, and Sven are hilarious bro. shocking how quickly y’all became my favorite youtubers please keep creating, and keep posting that merch too stay dope.
@joshualawton57
@joshualawton57 3 года назад
I used to only ever see Gus as a background cameo in other people's videos and I've gotta say, I now know that Gus was always the star no matter where he is
@ffletch
@ffletch 4 года назад
The only thing I took from this entire video is that Ted is a god that can't feel pain, but is only inconvenienced.
@aweebontheinternet5508
@aweebontheinternet5508 4 года назад
Nothing’s more dangerous than cooking bad food in front of Gordon Ramsay
@lowkeyalextho
@lowkeyalextho 4 года назад
"Kaka" funny I laugh
@lompy529
@lompy529 4 года назад
idiot sandwich
@taintedplaces6913
@taintedplaces6913 4 года назад
What the hell does that have to do with the video
@lompy529
@lompy529 4 года назад
Arlo Roster he’s dissing your food
@nvan7891
@nvan7891 4 года назад
Gordon Ramsay is a fucking ginger penis. If he intimidates you, you've got much bigger issues.
@Bleep831
@Bleep831 3 года назад
I sat through the raycon ad listening to it on my raycon headphones. That’s how much I love Gus. Or my headphones.
@rainbowsend6310
@rainbowsend6310 4 года назад
Dude, you are funny as hell, I laughed through this whole video!!!!
@Aquatarkus96
@Aquatarkus96 4 года назад
"I'm as sure footed as John Travolta" Well now we know what decade this was made FOR SURE
@jennyneedsmeds
@jennyneedsmeds 4 года назад
"YOU'LL *CRINGE* IN HORROR AT THE WORKING OF THE INSIDIOUS TOMATO SLICER"
@jennsinkey7347
@jennsinkey7347 3 года назад
This man genuinely makes me laugh
@FlippinSkit
@FlippinSkit 4 года назад
I’ve been binge watching these “at the desk” commentary videos and I’m literally rolling on my couch cackling. These are some of the very few videos that actually make me LOL
@aaron2999
@aaron2999 4 года назад
The narrator in this video is giving me "how the Grinch stole Christmas" vibes
@intricatecinema8916
@intricatecinema8916 4 года назад
Honestly If my training videos were like this I wouldn’t skip past them to just get it over with.
@paulycentric3270
@paulycentric3270 3 года назад
I just want to say, there's always the chance of a reflash when it comes to grease/oil fires.
@JoseJimenez-rr1kx
@JoseJimenez-rr1kx 3 года назад
Loving the stash!
@Crocogator
@Crocogator 4 года назад
I like how they gloss over the fact that they didn't really clean up the tomato slicer. We got some fingies in our tomaties, boys.
@socksandshoes8033
@socksandshoes8033 3 года назад
Liked for use of the word "fingies".
@JULIETAAHXD
@JULIETAAHXD 4 года назад
“There’s nothing wrong with my back” automatically followed by “there’s something wrong with my back”.
@kroko1281
@kroko1281 2 года назад
Desk videos are the best!!!!
@eidolor
@eidolor 2 года назад
Never in my life have I so badly wanted Jack in the Box
@OB-806
@OB-806 4 года назад
After 3 years at McDonalds, seeing him put his hand in that fryer made me want to cry
@FuzzyLittleBastard
@FuzzyLittleBastard 4 года назад
3 years at McDonald's You sir are a saint.
@Hirotechnics
@Hirotechnics 4 года назад
@@FuzzyLittleBastard 5 years at Wendy's. Surprised I didn't kill myself. (Zero promotions)
@eatsupdacheese62
@eatsupdacheese62 4 года назад
WhiteSythle god bless your soul
@morgank.6113
@morgank.6113 4 года назад
I still have scars from the fryer at chick-fil-a and I only lasted like 9 months there before I quit. I can't imagine working fast food for years, I salute u
@fringehouse
@fringehouse 4 года назад
your “hey google” question activated my google home mini next to me and promptly gave the same answer lmao
@quintusgrobler9088
@quintusgrobler9088 4 года назад
Saaaaame
@tyleramaro6972
@tyleramaro6972 4 года назад
ME TOO LMFAO ITS A SIMULATION
@Ashibi_Sakimari
@Ashibi_Sakimari 3 года назад
Almost every video turns on my phones Google assistant and I was forced to turn it off... After 2 years of suffering from it
@sagestakic866
@sagestakic866 2 года назад
Those knee slaps are so on point I had to watch it like three times
@tylerwilliams5192
@tylerwilliams5192 3 года назад
“God bless him though, let’s be real” I connected to that part on so many levels.
@MM-pe4sz
@MM-pe4sz 4 года назад
You channeled eddy when you said "Ted my guy clock out"
@MelissaLawrence2002
@MelissaLawrence2002 3 года назад
My dyslexia made me read "clock" as "glock." If it's not the dyslexia, it could just be that I live in a shady part of town, or just an American citizen in general.
@michaelpalamarchuk9248
@michaelpalamarchuk9248 4 года назад
When tou said "hey google, how wide" my phone responded
@speckledpink02
@speckledpink02 4 года назад
Same
@tylerandleahcanadian3888
@tylerandleahcanadian3888 4 года назад
I know a youtuber who beeps out words like Alexa and google for this very reason
@ethanday4980
@ethanday4980 4 года назад
The most recent G&E podcast was a nightmare for this very reason
@karisbish
@karisbish 4 года назад
SAME
@CTSSTC
@CTSSTC 4 года назад
way to piss my house off Bus
@Mckinley-mick
@Mckinley-mick 3 года назад
I’m so blazed rn & feel real bad for my next door neighbors. My laugh-snort is extra obnoxious 💀
@FirstFallSnow
@FirstFallSnow 3 года назад
The frier scene is a cinematic masterpiece
@ethanrutter2553
@ethanrutter2553 4 года назад
Missed opportunity for "Jackass in the Box"
@jrlaps521
@jrlaps521 4 года назад
They have everything happen to Ted and they can’t have him throw the water on the grease fire and get doused in flames? Shame
@smooothest
@smooothest 4 года назад
I had a stroke reading this
@alanajones2940
@alanajones2940 4 года назад
@@smooothest ...why? They missed a couple commas but the sentence still ran smoothly. Get over yourself.
@smooothest
@smooothest 4 года назад
@@alanajones2940 three things that are constant in life. Death. Taxes. And someone getting mad at your comment.
@big-t7368
@big-t7368 Год назад
This is the first vid I've seen on your channel.. Almost pissed myself laughing😂😂 Mans is damn funny as hell
@arcarioandsons
@arcarioandsons 2 года назад
These videos make me giggle