@@cheshirecynic4524Sounds like you watch too many movies. Food stamps have not been a physical thing for almost 20 years and you would get smacked for trying to trade a gift card for anything but a lil bit of weed from a teenager.
We once stole lighters all year from a buddy, put them in a shoe box and wrapped it up in duct tape and gave it to him on Xmas. His reaction was priceless.
YES! I made it into a Dickey Dines video! For the record, I snapped my knee whilst still on the bounce house, No idea how but it sounded like a tree branch snapping! Also, my brother ended up getting the scooter since I had to go through 6 months of physiotherapy 😂
Kat On High Thanks xD It was a complete slap in the face considering I had a cast from the top of my thigh to my toes so I had to bump down the stairs on my butt behind everyone else lol
KenoxProductions It's cool, worse things have happened :P I got to have people run around after me in school, all the people I hated in school had to run and get me lunch etc 😂 It had it's perks!
In eighth grade my choir class was doing this secret Santa thing and I told the teacher I didn’t want to do it. She was asking everyone what they wanted so the people who bought gifts would know what to buy. As a joke I raised my hand and said “all I want for Christmas is a can of tomato soup.” Everyone laughed but when we got gifts I actually got a can of tomato soup from my teacher. I thought it was one of the best things that a teacher has ever done
After not getting me anything for ten years my aunt who is also a drug dealer got me a calendar that had a definition of a different word on each day. I found out later that her thought process was "he's smart, smart people like dictionaries right?"
Holy shit I asked for a guitar once and I got a ukelele. My grandparents were like "what do you think?" I didnt have the heart to tell them that guitars have six strings, not four. 😂😂
There is a Wal-Mart down the road from my dad's house that was caught making meth in the backroom. I work at a different Wal-Mart, but I gotta say. Target is killing it.
My mom and her sisters have a group chat for the kids’ wishlists and we all know better than to only send pictures. We only send links and tell them about offers in stores because they mostly don’t buy anything if it’s not on sale.
Joey Lara Same, how it works with my family is that we just tell each other what we want and we all order it via Amazon prime or some other medium. That way no one is disappointed
The magnum part and Austin's Fucking acting honestly made me scream laughing and crying at the same time just because of how funny it was, thank you cause I haven't laughed like that in years honestly and Evan though it's 7am UK time the laugh was well worth it.
Isaac you guys need to spend Christmas together. In our house, the cheese goes first then the caramel and butter. I like the caramel the least, but I got bad teeth.
Actually, a homeless person could buy meth with a target gift card. I once lived with a drug dealer for a few months, and saw all sorts of stuff traded for drugs. Food stamps and gift cards are pretty common currency in the poor-person's world...
Josh RiffMonster well my grandparents got me some erotic (well, porn) novels These were disguised as some pirate adventure novels, I think they didnt read whats written in them But i didnt really mind as 11yo kid xd
3:53 Austin: "Oh i don't think this is mine, and she's like Oh shit..." Jared: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". Jared laughs at everything Austing says. That's actually so funny🤣
Funny thing about the popcorn tins- We used to get those for my grandfather every Christmas. He absolutely LOVED them. He's probably the only person in the world who genuinely enjoyed them.
Man, i love those tin cans with pop-corn inside it, everyone in my house does. I personally love the actual tin cans themselves because of how nostalgic they are.
I was that other guy that you mentioned that got the expensive pen, and that was also a grandma gift haha I'm also triggered you didn't screenshot it 😂
My grandparents got my sister and I, for our 14th birthday, an outdoor playset. "Ages 3 - 5" it said on the box...We hid that in the closet and I believe it is still there to this day.
my dad is a fire fighter. his dad (my grandpa) wanted to get him a gift that showed him that he was proud or something. my dad was completely stumped as to what it was when was holding a small but heavy gift. so was my family. my grandma and grandpa weren't there to see his reaction. the disbelieving look on my dads face while holding an utterly useless statue of a fire hydrant was priceless.
About the condom thing. My mother got me some condoms before because apparently that is what awkward parents do when their son "comes of age". Funny thing is, she got me magnums. I could barely stop myself from laughing. I was thinking "Does she really think its that big?" funny thing is though, she was somehow right.
When I was little my parents owned a small sock factory and it was well known that one thing I had an endless supply of was socks and yet one year I got socks from my Grandmother, aunt, three cousins and an uncle, all unironically and not gag gifts.
My mom told my step dad if she got a washer and dryer for Christmas that she would kill him, so he spent hours searching for little tiny washer and dryers and spent like $50 and gave them to her, they still sit on one of our shelves.
I have on of those grandma's who is really afraid I won't like what I get. So she just let's me pick what I want. Usually merch or something like that. Bless her.
The worst Christmas gift I've ever gotten was a HOW TO KAZOO book from my Grandma. I don't play kazoo. I don't know how to play kazoo. I've never wanted to play kazoo. She got it for me because I said i played the recorder in which she heard kazoo.
When they mentioned the homemade and that blew up within a week I thought of when Cory Taylor exploded in the music video for "the devil in I" by Slipknot
I got a roll of toilet paper wrapped in christmas wrapping paper. Then one day ran out and finally opened it and there was a dollar in the roll. Haha. Thanks auntie
In my family, those popcorn tins are the thing everyone wants. They're never under a tree though, we often don't have room for one. Last year we painted ours and our stockings were Wal-Mart bags...
I can relate, Austin! One Christmas our family got together and we all gathered to hand out presents and I got NOTHING! I’m not sure if I cried, but my mom was livid.
