Rap Critic rips on the worst rap songs about Christmas he's ever heard. Oh yeah, and I actually just released an album with Rakontyr exclusively to my patreon. Go check it out before it's officially released! / rapcritic
He was gonna make a second album, but he got high So they just repackaged the first one, and I know why Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high Dah-dah-da-da-da-da
You want my advice? Listen to the Best Christmas Rap Song countdown a few times. It's bound to have something that'll clear out the earworm. Mine was Christmas in Harlem. Kanye wasn't at his A game, but his corny sex joke didn't bother me and he was good pretty much everywhere else.
I'm sorry, but the sentence "Police Blow my Wad" is funny. It's such a ridiculous stretch that it's actually hilarious. The fact that he doesn't even remotely sing the right notes or the correct melody only adds to the hilarity.
8:33 - 8:38 "porteos baños felicidad"? Oh Rap Critic, it's "prospero año y felicidad", as in he is wishing you happiness and a prosperous new year! That's almost as bad as my mom thinking the National Anthem started with, "José can you see" 😆
"What about that 'porteños baños felicidades' part?" Yeah, I don't know about the "happy bathrooms from Buenos Aires" part either... P. S. It's actually "prospero año y felicidad," meaning "a prosperous year and happiness."
I hate most Christmas songs in general, I mean seriously!, how many covers of "All I want for Christmas is you" can you hear before wanting bash your head against a wall?!?!
Went into a store recently that had a huge section of Christmas-themed CDs. Thousands of artists from all over the world, but THEY ALL COVER THE SAME FEW SONGS that have been around for damn well ever. Let's give it a rest or at least come up with new shit. Lol.
+Chronicle What do u mean,"oh boy"??? Besides Christmas in Hollis, there are other good X-mas songs like the hip hop version of Santa Baby, featuring Snoop Dogg, Keith Murray and Onyx (yep, Onyx in a X-mas song).
Eazy E's Christmas song is my guilty pleasure. I listen to it every year, and every year I get a kick out of it. It is sort of like "The Room" of music lol
Ya know, I've watched this video a few times, and it just now occurred to me: can you imagine just how sad the strippers working on Christmas must be? That would probably be an extremely depressing time at the club.
Honestly, as long as Devin and T.J. continue producing like they have for their averages this season (and get another good pick this upcoming year (either at small forward or point guard since those look to be the positions this year)), I'm sure they will.
stanger really? even on those days? dang. thats just sad. I mean, sure the girls get extra money (whatever percentage they get) but no one wants to work the holidays...
"A whole song about someone killing a mythological person . . ." I don't know, Terry Pratchett wrote an entire book about that and it was pretty good. Then again, Terry Pratchett was one of the sharpest, most intelligent satirists of my lifetime and Insane Clown Posse is . . . well, their name says it all. Also, now that you bring it up, I'm not sure off the top of my head what the plural of premise is. I feel ashamed of myself.
I live in a non-English speaking country and I've never been much into Christmas music. However I like Rap Critic and I've seen this video a few times. The result? When I heard "Frosty the snowman" lately my immediate reaction was "...had a d*** of snow"
"Police Blow My Wad"? Sounds like he didn't know what "blow my wad" meant. Or he meant to say "blow me" and thought the two phrases were interchangeable, which yea, they're not.
I really want to know what the Depeche Mode connection is to the Master P song (see top right hand corner of video footage). Imagine Martin Gore gathering his family around the campfire with some Egg Nog and playing this.
From parsing the lyrics, I think (maybe) that "Jobe" is a nickname Afroman uses for himself. Its pronounced "Joe-bee" and his first name is Joseph, and in context he seems to use it to refer to himself. I just have no idea where the "Bee" sound would come from. And I cant find anywhere else he (or anyone) has used it. Who knows!
And I thought the usual stuff they play in all the high street shops was bad. Just the thing to play on my monitor while I make christmas cards for my family. Thanks for another great video, merry christmas!
Ada Frost yea, I was wondering if he meant to say "blow me" or something, and like Rick Ross with the whole Expedia/Wikipedia thing, forgot to look up what he was supposed to say and just put "blow my wad" by mistake. Either that or he thinks "blow me" and "blow my wad" are interchangeable.
I believe you're referring to... Micah Sierra "Katt" Williams, (born September 2, 1971) an American stand-up comedian, actor, rapper, singer and voice artist. He had a role as Money Mike in Friday After Next, had a stint on Wild 'n Out, portrayed Bobby Shaw in My Wife and Kids, provided the voice of A Pimp Named Slickback in The Boondocks, Seamus in Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, and portrayed Lord Have Mercy in Norbit. In 2008, he voiced himself in the video game Grand Theft Auto IV. Not Kate...
Rap Critic, I've been watching your rap critiques for years now and I swear if we met in real life we'd hit it off. You say almost everything I'm thinking as I hear certain rap lyrics, and then I die laughing at your analysis. You're seriously my favorite RU-vidr. Keep on being your awesome self.
I'll add "No Presents for Christmas" by King Diamond. And in memory of Greg Lake, "I Believe in Father Christmas." And that just makes me realize how many anti-Christmas songs i prefer.
"I have no commentary that I can add that can top how bad this is on its own." Pretty much my reaction to all these songs. I didn't even know there were other Christmas rap songs other than Christmas in Hollis.
He should do videos on Beefs, Review two diss tracks, for example Takeover and Ether, and go in depth on who he think won, pls like so he can see this.
Hey RC. Here's something that NEEDS to be touched upon: "why the Hell was Reptar voiced by Busta Rhymes in Rugrats??" on the next Goin' Off Podcast :-D
About the chorus to the Ying-Yang twins song, well, 'Carol of the Bells' is a pretty menacing-sounding Christmas song to begin with. Maybe that's just me, though; my first memory of that song is from a Christmas special which used it to soundtrack a scene of a young teenager getting jumped and beaten in an alley. Merry Christmas, yes.
I think "Police Blow My Wad" refers to the fact that the police get to confiscate all of your cash if they arrest you. However, it's still a hella esoteric way of describing that phenomenon.
What about Vanilla Ice's "Christmas Rap"? Christmas, Christmas rap Christmas, Christmas rap Go Santa Go Santa go Ho Santa Ho Santa ho...or was that a nightmare before Christmas, I had, too?
Even after him saying this a million times, people like you don't fucking get it..."REQUEST ON PATREON WHICH SONG UOU WANT HIM TO REVIEW NEXT!!!" Geez!!!
if anyone uses spotify under the seasonal playlists there is a Christmas gangsta rap playlist with people like snoop dog and 2 chains making apearences. if you really want to put yourself through that, that is....
Why on Earth does the 12 Days Of Christmas segment in Eazy-E's song have fart noises in time to the rhythm? Did the DJ add that in to send a hint he thought it was crap?
I am hoping for All I Want to Christmas is to Get it Crunk, which I first heard randomly in a coffee shop like 8 years ago and has been a Christmas staple around here ever since.
Hey RC, I've been rewatching a lot of your vids lately, and I noticed there hasn't been any party rap songs that you do like (other than like downtown and uptown maybe). I was listening to the clowntown part of Tech's the storm and was wondering if there are there any narcissistic/party rap songs that you do like?
