The Worst Father in Gaming 

Jason running straight into traffic the moment he is unattended is pure natural selection.

This man's commitment to pay a clown 2 dollars over keeping his son safe is truly awe-inspiring.

This transition from "I want to be the kind of father I used to be" to hysterically screaming "Shaun where are you" made me literally choke from laughter. Great vid

The best part about Jason's death is that his mother doesn't give a damn that Ethan was also hit by the car. Incredible interpersonal writing.

"I wanna get back to being the kind of father I used to be"

The best part is while he’s slipping and sliding on the ice, other people are walking by him with no issue at all. This is a subtle yet critical hint that the protagonist did not have his orange juice in the morning

Ethan is what would happen if you took every "there has to be a better way!" Infomercial and made it into a character.

God, I never knew how depressing it was to fail through this game.

The fact that he was slipping, stumbling, crashing and falling over everything and was still keeping up with the bad guy has to be respected

The cut from him saying, "I wanna get back to being the kind of father I used to be." to him calling for Shaun was hilarious.

This man re-recorded multiple scenes that would usually end with a game over, just to keep continuity so we could see all the tragic humor play out seamlessly.

"I want to get back to being the kind of father I used to be. ...Shaun! SHAUN?!"

Heavy Rain is unintentionally the best slapstick comedy ever created, the fact that it's meant to be a serious story makes it even better

Love the cut from “I want to get back to being the father I used to be” and then it immediately cuts to him losing Shaun

The part where he beats the FUCK out of his kids with the sword gets me every time

Ethan's wife yelling at him about putting the plates down too roughly is funny.

It’s crazy that he managed to keep up with the guy he was chasing despite crashing into every possible object in the market. Scary to image how fast he’d be at full power.

I always love watching that chase scene. The dude could have kept running and gotten away like 50 times but he keeps throwing obstacles just because he likes watching his pursuer fall down over and over.

i love how it turns into a straight up comedy if you dont push the buttons

"Thanks god this lobster is here!" deserves some kinda of award because at that point I couldn't stop laughing