The Worst Fish in America: Asian Carpocalypse 

Miki Seius dem kitties wont like that filthy fish

Dopeta Twoo Diva's only want salmon? :D

Miki Seius u know all kitehs are divas , they ignore everyone, and only search for u when they are hungry

Dopeta Twoo haha and i love em! Guess that makes me their bitch ^^

Miki Seius me too XD

What's the difference?

Lol, true!

Agreed jake. When i seen the way they were stabbing that fish then punching and kicking the dead fish into the water lol.. That moment i realized these guys are some idiot hipsters.

Lmaoo when they sent that guy to North Korea

Jake Weinstein I hate him he is always acting uncomfortable and grossed out like when he was in Africa like why do this job if ya can't adapt to all kind people like at least try not to show it😂 smh

Chinese eat everything right?

@@Yeetboi22 lol

Fish Bone may cause American die, because american kids grow-up by eating Donuts hahahahahaha

@@Yeetboi22 and americans are fat

Lol that's not true though. Americans actually don't eat this fish because they don't serve it at McDonald's

yeah

Yeah good eye

Hey that guy is going to motivate other chefs to get rid of this invasive problem here in the US of A

That brought you here too, eh?

I just watched that too...guess we are on the same binging schedule haha

Now this is a really underrated comment.

Exactly. Their sitting here playing games with them and all they need is a net.

Well, obviously once they eliminate all the carp, we have to boot them before they decimate all the other sea creatures. Many suspect they created the carp problem in the first place through bribery and deceit.

I bet he wished it was male semen.

LoL

Lol

Yeah but nobody orders those as it is.

@@KFrost-fx7dt let them grind down the fish and put it in their regular burgers, nobody will be able to tell the differens anyway with all the other surprise meat ingredients in there

@@My2I111 I'm sure they could bleach it and process it enough to make it into anything they wanted, just like surimi. Just add some beef extract for flavor and dye it brown.

@@KFrost-fx7dt who knows, maybe they are already doing that, only no one knows

Genius

When the apocalypse comes in a few years, you will be eating them when you are starved.

In Australia we have a product called Charlie Carp. It's great fertilizer (we have a big carp problem in the Murray river aswell)

An excellent supplement for poultry feed.

how about spending all these money (originally for killing / barring the fish) to educate American how to eat fish with bones???

Was wondering the nutrient content of these fish. Thanks 😊

That's before taxes...

b pavilion Still, even after taxes it’s probably a lot

Money for boat fuel

Yeah, also the guy still has a job as cop, (not commenting on current events, just pointing out he still has a full time job) so I guess the american dream is still somewhat there

No info yet

Oi stop insulting cats, man.

+Nicklas Claesson hahaha ...

+Nicklas Claesson Love how he just repeatedly insults the dudes who took him out, for his lame ass story.

haha yeah that guy seems very out of place

+Nicklas Claesson Sooo true haha

Food is food. Growing up, we ate everything we could catch. American Indians are used to living off the land. The rations on reservations were nasty.

he was spot on

@@rosebudadkins6803 That's how most Americans' ancestors were too. We've become spoiled.

Maybe grind them up as fish-meal for aquaculture and raise a more edible species. A big problem with aquaculture is the fish we want to eat also like to eat fish.... killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

kim weaver pig eat everything

han chen That works, too. Feed anything that will eat them.

Cattle eating fish? WTF?

madfury Do you remember why there is mad cow disease? Feeding cattle to cattle. Why do you think feeding them fish would be odd or worse?

Nathan Keyes hahaha I love that your not offended and can appreciate the reference 😊👏🏼👏🏼💕

Missy Mayes just wait another 2 or 3 weeks a non mormon named Karen will take offence on his behalf.

Kent Bremner Haha! I bet your right. What's with the Karen's of the works anyway?

Same here!

Im offended

No shit. That dude is a pompous asshole.

It's vice Can't really expect different

@@Princess0rangejuice yeah you right.

I lost all respect for him when he called those guys bozos.

@Jesus Christ said someone who raped his own mother.

Carolyn Stark I’m out in Oregon where $960 gross is more than 2 weeks pay for a lot of people out here. This guy made that in one day! If a person could do that one day a week he/she would be close to $52,000 a year lol. That’s double what your average worker is making out here. Plus you have 313 days off!! That’s better than school teachers lol. Maybe instead of paying out unemployment and/or welfare checks the government should be setting people up with what they need to catch and sell carp. Do the math on that lol A brand new truck can be had for $35,000 retail say $3,000 for a boat with trailer and $1,000 for nets and stuff. Ok so you’re at $39,000. That’s less than a years worth of government checks that people get when you add up all the programs like food stamps and Taniff and welfare and unemployment etc. It would literally be cheaper to set a person up to do this for a living. And it fits the old saying perfectly lol. Buy a man a fish (food stamps) and he eats for a day, teach him to fish (truck+boat) and he eats for a lifetime lol. Not only would the government save money but it would receive taxes out of each persons paycheck! lol. And remember that’s based on a person only working one day a week. Hell if I wasn’t retired already and working on my property I’d do it myself lol. Oh and a side benefit would be the number of carp being removed from the waterways would increase exponentially. It’s a win win. Somebody please tell the government about my idea quick!! lol

@@prepperjonpnw6482 Food stamps and unemployment aren't the issue it's the greedy CEO fucks that hoard all our wealth while sending us to illegal wars. It costs 7 billion dollars a year to go to war but you're worried about something than isn't even a fraction of that? If you want lighter taxes then eat the rich and stop the interventionism.

Rah I'm making £130 a day working on a construction sites bro

Invite me, please. I have a Paddle, in case i am naughty.

@@Petey0707 Food stamps and unemployment are an issue... In 2018 449 BILLION was spent on welfare alone... Also where did you get your information? It is way off, just military spending exceeded 500 billion and a war cost way more than just military spending.

+Lucas G Turn it into a History Channel reality tv show - once the kids hear how much they're pulling in disposing of these pests, a new generation of commercial fishermen will surface to deal with it.

trueeeee

Whenever my dad and I go fishing ( which is a lot ) If we catch one we put a knife through their heads. i will confirm though that the cheek meat is really good.

so you put a knife through the delicious cheek meat?

how else are you gonna cut it off of the head?

Chenggong Lee but it’s very hard and the fish doesn’t taste really good. Also it’s too much of a surplus to call them gourmet

then make it taste good

I have eaten it, I liked. It's not a fish to grill, i prefer it seasoned or fry.

In Australia they are an even bigger pest and you can catch 80 a day but they taste like the mud they eat.

@@theskyisblue8979 To take care of the muddy taste just put a few in a container of fresh water and change the water a few times a day for a day or two. It basically "cleans" the fish. It works with tilapia fish. But seeing how they fly out of the water i think it will be to much of a bothet to try.

Isn't the answer for this problem then simple? Get the fish into those Mormon virginity underwear

@@corkyvanderhaven3391 yeah, and that fish is called "me and my homies in a boats with a big nets"

hfc I'm beginning to reconsider my life choices lol

xSirDingo Heck he can fish only 1\2 a year and be making ... What? Gee we are all doing it wrong, damn lazy suckers living off the democrats welfare schemes, my God help us all from this Washington DC insanity. No need for welfare, food stamps, housing assistance, not enough jobs?, no good paying jobs with very little education or training?, etc. In other countries with a lot of poor people, their people would be lining the rivers by the hundreds because it would the answer to their families problems. Not just subsistence fishing but a way to earning more money than they could ever dream about. Yet here in America it is a problem for the environment? What happen to the biblical edict, give a man a fish and he wil eat for a day, teach him how to fish and he will eat for his lifetime? Oh that's right the liberal left has killed God and kicked the bible out of the public domain.

maddad621 stop trying to make this political and bringing in your stupid belief into it stop being a sheep and get out of that tiny bubble you live in

He said that was a good day but yeah I think he makes over 100k..

That's the optimistic look, but there's a bit more than that: •The gas cost of driving a truck with a load on a 200 mile round trip •winter conditions. I'd imagine the haul or fishing aren't easy when it's winter •even with a fish this common in the river, I'm sure he gets some bad days I'm sure there are more technicalities that the fisherman could mention, but I'm just listing stuff off the top of my head

Exactly! If I found a way to make $900 a day fishing, you better damn well believe I wouldn't tell anyone what I'm doing. lol

Expenses incurred. That's the problem.

maybe 100 dollars on fuel and 50 bucks worth of ice? that's still good money considering he doesn't have to work all day. plus if he earns enough during the warm seasons, he can take the entire winter off.

Best thing about that 900 is it is on a day where that damn hipster reporter kinda got in the ways of him fishing too lol .

To be fair he said it was a "very good day" for him. So obviously he didn't impact the fishing that much. Probably explains why more people aren't doing it as well. 500 might be more typical, and once you add the expenses to that figure it becomes a little less enticing.

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Noel Trujillo HA gottem 😂

You ever see his videos he did in Africa with seriously frighting people?This guy has a lot of guts!

FMHammyJ alot of people do, especially in Illinois, they use it to fertilize bean plots then hunt those bean plots.

FMHammyJ or we could just eat it lol does it taste bad or something...

only black people eat carp

Mikhail Chesnokov wrong... black people and asians.

chonch burger Racist.

+Nick ramp damn... true....

+Nick ramp The big food companies hate the fish the most.

what are they going to do? ship millions of pounds of fish to Africa forever?

How about eating them locally? And yes, there are many "Americans" that starve, as strange as it may seem. Mostly children,

Ggg Gg that's so ignorant it's hilarious. Of course there are kids in the US who are starving. A large portion of citizens live under the poverty line, and struggle to even put any kind of food on the table to feed themselves and their family. You may think of Americans as fat and lazy, but in reality, a majority are hard working individuals just looking for their next paycheck. Your stereotyping is pathetic. Be open minded for once.

tommy facekicker i loled

Lol best comment

Lmfaoo

So long as they don't go out driving at night...

Lmao

the thing is there is way too much to even use them all. you can catch 30k fish right now and come back in a week and catch another 30k then another week for 30k. Their reproduction is way too much and growth rate too

+billyb Billy But 30k being caught would barely even count as trying seeing how easy these suckers are to catch with them just coming to you, you could catch 30k of these suckers in a week if just 1 person in every 100,000 in the US went in a boat for an hour and caught 10 each. The numbers if anyone cared to actually try and tap into this resource would be way higher fish resources that are tapped commercially get moved by the million every day let alone 30k.

@@seraphina985 Sterilization is the key. Remove their ability to reproduce and then when hunted the numbers will go down. But Chemical sterilization may present other problems to the ecosystem

@@wraynephew6838 That could work too but making commercial use of them would sure bring their numbers under control. The biggest issue is the lack of natural predators humans are rather effective predators themselves and even more so with mechanised assistance. It would certainly help controlling their populations if those seeking to deal with the problem put some money into getting the right marketing team together to create commercial demand. If the demand exists humans will harvest enough fish to fill that demand unless they manage to exhaust the fish stocks in the process. Even if it didn't get rid of them entirely it would likely bring their numbers down to more manageable levels and keep them there as long as demand persists. If you want lots of dead fish put a price on said dead fish and bingo.

I think the Vice executives get a kick out of sending this poor skinny man out to do manual labor

He could have placed the fish on the side of the wheelbarrow and pull it over. I'm surprised a man his size isn't a master of adaptation and improvisation.

You people have no idea who this guy is! Look at some of his earlier videos!

@@wyattearp190 WE WATCH, HES LAME AF

@@theeminenceintheshadow. He’s lame asf? Look at your subscription i’m laughing hard 😂

Well prepared, it can be very tasty

that's vice for you. They're pompous

Because he knows a hillbilly will stretch 6 seats to pop him one..but not 6 states.

Yeah that soyboy's kind of a douche

He is is liberal Snowbunny. A rear ender

No it doesn't but still rude nonetheless

Daniel Callahan they are good at attacking skinheads in cancer wards tho?

the left think men should be like the host..:(

Communardan X Touchy touchy. And you guys call liberals snowflakes. Methinks thou dost protest too much.

keir farnum agreed liberals and conservatives are both pussies that can’t take name calling lmao

Is that really a surprise..... look at the guy.

Who thanks they are delicious? You must be Asian because Asians eat the nastiest things like dogs, cats, and this carp. I'm sick of people trying to push nasty vermin on us to eat. Like bugs, Asian carp, etc. There's plenty of food God put on this earth for us to eat. But you probably don't believe in God being so highly educated.

haha true

Except that he seems to rather fit this video, LOL! And he swears a lot !!!!

Feathers, Fur, and Fins

Feathers, Fur, and Fins vice only employs gross nerdy scenesters,,I worked for them for a little bit ,,,almost every person I met was the same stereotypical troll ,,,even so called shane the owner had a hint of douchbag to him ,,,ya vice used to be cool lol

Feathers, Fur, and Fins he stabbed one to death at the least

YES! I am Asian, I want these fish, I just wanted to fry one up right now!!

Basho Lol I'm Asian and it's so true. I was just thinking the same thing if only there was no fishing license involved for the Asian carp for sure you will see mostly asians catching those fishes. Unlike other Western countries we don't hunt for game but the sheer amt of asians just empty out the food reserve. Except for some other Asian countries who destroy everything for profit or eat everything and don't leave for the survival of that species.

Basho lmao

jaselolzako03 And why are they complaining again?oh yeah, probably because they fear that the Asian community suddenly gets bigger!

I'm Chinese and I asked my parents about this. My grandparents were fishmongers and we used to eat like several dishes of fish a day. They said this fish doesn't taste nice since it is a feshwater fish but the exception is the canned black bean version where it is almost like fish jerky. Set up a factory to process them as I notice that canned carp / dace is quite popular with Chinese. Or they could set up a factory next to the river and just vacuum them up, process them into fish feed pellets for farming salmon.

ariean rachmat and your dad didn't teach you how to speak the language of sarcasm.

The black community knows how to prepare carp properly. Carp in Europe is classified as game fish,in big demand.

Just fry that shit

Lol hehehehehehe

Instead of crazy population control techniques why not the old fashion way? Huge nets & sell by the ton. Population will decline and become manageable.

I bet hes never fished in his life

everyone hates on this dude but he really ain't all that bad

Everyone should start somewhere. It is ok, if nobody give him opportunity, he will not get better.

Just for the LOLs

Are they common carp ? Or are they silvers ? Or are they Buffalo ?(a native species). I bet you there are still populations of game fish in there somewhere

I lost count of how many times he flinched every time a fish moved, he would flinch. I've eaten carp several times, they are good, with lemon butter, or batter and fry them, no problem with the taste of the flesh,

Ethan Xu I feel you, lol

Hell yea

Lol

They taste great

Carp is nasty

@@user-vh2mx2we6l If carp was actually nasty it wouldn't be the single most popular fresh water game fish on the planet. Every other country in the world loves to eat carp. Have you even eaten carp or just heard other people say its bad? Chances are they havent had carp either everybodys just on yet again another baseless american bandwagon of hating carp.

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Imao

That's marketing....

They taste like shit

Tyler a properly cooked carp tastes great

Tyler Kapteyn Get an Asian cook lol

Do they not have alot of bones? I notice white people in certain countries can't handle bones in their fish.

1989 Tiananmen Square protests and massacre

@@LawAndOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit I'm not Chinese you moron 🤡🤡🤡🤡

And didn't even pay for bait, just threw out a net

well, lets see.... you have one guy making a Killing each day and the rest of the guys in this video are just killing the fish because. and not trying to make a profit on them. Like the Video shows there was not another soul on the water fishing. some commercial fishing would take a lot of these fish out of the river for sure.

Just make some celebrity to post about this and upload it on their socmed. Then people will overfishing them until they extinc. So far so good we great at doing that.

They hate the fish that they are getting money for?.. Lazy fucks, dont wanna work.... you can be your own boss. Work on your own time. Lol

Bro i could live happy just fishing 3 days a week lol

And that is called creole New Orleans the French quarter

Louuuuuusiana for ya

The Dudelino want to go half ! I'm in !

The fish he sold weighed about 1600 pounds. If each fish typically weighs 7 pounds, that is 228 fish he has to catch. In order for him to catch that many on a daily basis, he probably sits out there for 12 hours. Then he has to ice them and drive them to the nearest fish processing plant, which for him was 100 miles away, so another 2 hours added on to that because you can't hold the fish and let them spoil, but then you have to remember he has to drive back home, so another two hours. We're at 16 hours for a work day. Now, lets take the amount of money he spends on gas hauling all of that fish, which he probably averages 8 miles a gallon. 200 miles/8= 25 gallons of gas, and gas is about $3.00 a gallon right now. Subtract $75 from his pay right there, so instead of $960 it is now at $885. So, that is before tax, which I'll leave it like that since salaries people give are before tax. Also, we must take in to account the time it probably takes him to load up the fish on his truck and get them iced and ready to travel. Let's be generous and say that is another 2 hours. So, in an 18 hour work day, he makes $885, or roughly $49 an hour. It's still good money, but the amount of work and effort put in to it is incredibly difficult, and with a one man team, you're probably good to do that two days a week and remain in decent health, so if he did it full time, he'd be making $1,770 a week, which is about $92,000 a year for very hard work. It's good money, but most people aren't as driven as this guy - this guy actually enjoys doing this. Most people probably just want that $960 paycheck in one day.

If you watched the video closely, he simply left the fish in the boat, iced them down, and hauled the boat to the processing plant.

Great Animal Kingdom lol that works too

I appreciate your time and energy put into calculating and typing this statement, thank you!

i wonder what PETA would says about this video 😂

Novel Nouvel PETA would say think about how Nancy's life and her friends were killed from this genocide. It's racist. Hehe

Peter Sherwood 69 likes

So true

this dude is so awkward its almost hard to watch

I cringed when he was struggling to lift that big fish.

i was waiting for the boys to take him into the hills for abit of deliverence treatment......🐷

I mean he's done some good work and has guts

AdiSk TheRU-vidr - Better than a regular job? That style of fishing looks like hard work to me. He's not floating around the pond drinking beer, tossing out a line every now and then and yukking it up with his buddies. Sure, the money's pretty good for something that takes little skill and lots of muscle. But a few years of that and he'll be ready to hire some young whippersnapper to run the boat and haul the fish onto the ramp for him.

@@wickedcabinboy two whippersnappers only cost 160 a day. Could easily double production and get $1840 a day (2x 1000 - 160).

Seriously...problem FUCKING SOLVED! Except Africa also has no money to buy the fish. No money no fishy ;)

You do have Ebola though, lots of ebola.

perfecttrunks2000 many countries in africa are extremely rich and people live happily in africa

africa has plenty of food

Ronald Mc Shit no it isn't have you seen Egypt Morocco Nigeria south Africa etc

Asians and East Europeans love carp, but Americans and West Europeans don't. Issue with using carp as Filet O' Fish meat is that carp are bony and processing would be more difficult.

Replace the Americans and West Europeans with Asians and East Europeans problem solved!

Eugene T Chu bullshit its 1 of the easiest fish to clean in serbia its game fish like bass in usa

Asian Mccarp filet with S&S Sriracha sandwich

How do they catch them over there?

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বাঙালি?

Loool

Buddhadesh?

Go ahead and buy it from us lol

Rex Cristallo Spada CT- 3981 you have no idea how painful it is when that very thing happens 😥

Rex Cristallo Spada CT- 3981 LMAO

Rex Cristallo Spada CT- 3981 Rex, have you seen the video of the woman getting hit in the face by flying skate (stingray) while her husband's speedboat was going in the opposite direction? Killed her instantly. And they got it on video.

You just got FISH SLLLAAAAPPED!

Good, maybe you will be more conscious of observing "make no wake" rules and finally slow down, to quit bank erosion.

also those very small needle-like bones close to the spine are called "intermuscular bones"

+San Disk they're the horrible bones we call X,Y and Z bcs of their shape

true dat lol..here the part mostly eaten is the head.. steamed with ginger and peppers to get rid of that stench . the body is mostly used as fertilizer for growing stuff and wat not if the fish exceeds more than a kilo plus

+David Xue Milk fish is really bony but people buy it even here in NY, so I think they could find a market for carp.

that's strange as here we get those too,but here their bones are significantly less than those of from a carp family.its one of the very few fish that when translated actually has the same name in 3 languages Im familiar with.or perhaps milk fish just vary according to location assuming it's the same milk fish mentioned

deathvader5300...That is true...nothing went to waste in earlier times. And I can only remember the 50's and 60's. Those fish and everything else taste better.

Catch as many of them, clean them up, AND PROCESSED THEM INTO ANIMAL FEEDS AND PET FOODS. Americans has a lot of food prejudice. The peanut was once considered as pig feed in the 1910s up to 1930s. Now it is America's number super crop! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter, peanut cooking oil, peanut oil for making paint, as a snack and comfort food, ice cream toppings, THE WORKS. All it takes is one genius to concentrate on this fish and make it America's super fish just like what happened to the peanut!

Just like how lobster used to be poor people food, because were cheap and believed to taste vile. Then they suddenly become rich people food.

The carp they are catching which they also described as a weed fish or an invasive fish IS A GREAT DELICACY IN SOUTHEAST ASIA! Just imagine the millions of dollars of government revenues that can be earned, the jobs created, new industries armed with the best scientific R&D laboratories, etc. This requires a coast-to-coast nationwide educational and advertisement campaign. Costly at first but given enough time America will be shipping and airlifting fish to protein food demanding countries. People eat 3 times a day, everyday, year after year after year. Properly managed and administered and supervised America is literally sitting on top of a TREASURE TROVE that only a handful few are now taking advantage. In the 1970s the catfish and tilapia is unpopular. Now you see both fishes in many restaurants offering it as a delicacy for the masses. Americans must learn the wisdom of the Japanese which is "USE THE STRENGHT OF YOUR ENEMY AGAINST HIM" and "LEARN HOW TO BENEFIT FROM DEFEAT AND TURN IT INTO A VICTORY" and "WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS AT THE DOOR, WELCOME IT AS A VERY IMPORTANT GUEST". The situation is similar to an old western prospector of the Wild West, he and his donkey just simply passed by a ledge with glimming mineral veins but because they discovered the same thing as fools gold (PYRITE WHICH LOOKS LIKE GOLD) and both are too tired and exhausted and does not want to waste time anymore with an another false bonanza, they just simply passed by it. Only to found out months later that someone struck gold and it happens to be that ledge that they should had NOT ignored and somebody else did not ignore it and placed an immediate claim on it!

You almost forgot the fish missiles!!

Welp its their prerogative. Many ppl in the rest of the world, Finland, Brazil, India etc go fishing and drinking or w/e and dont have life jackets. If its what they choose so be it. We cant assume just cuz they're in the U.S. they have the same mentality, culture, and resources and thought pattern u do. I dont mean no harm by this comment but just something to consider and think about is all.

I mean it's pretty easy to swim

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