The Worst Games You've Never Played #3 

I will just say, this wasn't licenced by Sony. The company bought boxes with the Sony Hologram pre-printed onto the box :)

Now I know why Tennings takes so long to release new videos. After every piece of shit like this he plays he has to go through extensive therapy and rehabilitation.

_"This is my sooong, I'll siiing it nooow."_ The game was SO lazy, it didn't even bother putting in good lyrics! At least it's badly entertaining. I got a good laugh out of this (I forgot Caddicarus reviewed this game, so thanks for the reminder because I got to watch that again).

Those graphics are amazing, cant wait for the ps4 port

That black kid, Jesus, that actually happened and got licensed? What the fuck?

I saw this game yestreday on a store for 10 bucks and i couldnt believe the cover was real. Im crying inside

How much do you want to bet that recording or getting the rights to that song at 5:00 was the most expensive part of this whole game?

How do these games not get mentioned on Top 10 Worst Games lists? Even Big Rigs was more of a game than this!

sheee is jealouuuus of me, so jealooous of me 🎶🎵🎶😂

Melodically, the song is good and has a smooth jazz style to it. But the lyrics are god fucking awful "This is my song..." really?

Midas, Blast and Phoenix Games. The unholy Triforce of the PS2.

RIP apple, the best character

My eyes started bleeding, is that suppose to be normal?

05:16 Apparently the 7 clever boys are smart enough to walk through walls.

The Disney one is made in 1937 and it looks a million times better than this "game".

Holy shit, Caddicarus' video on this uses a lot of your jokes... and in almost the same order. I guess he was right, there are very few things that can be said about this "game." You're bound to get some overlap.

"She is so jealous of meeee" Butthurt in a nutshell

Sweet god in heaven, sweet zeus in olympus, sweet satan in hell, WHAT IS THAT?!

"Snowwhite" looks like Judy Jetson and Dexter's mom was thrown into a blender! 0_0 (yes, Dexter's Laboratory mom)

Tennings: "I could do an entire review on the cover of this monstrosity alone!" James Rolfe: Hold my Rolling Rock

"I'm singing this song because it's my song" my goodness what an amazing beginning line, every song should start like this for now on. So beautiful 100% much wow /s

6:03 is all you need.

Ok, because tennings didn't give us a skip button for the song, I'll do it for him. Song part starts at 4:25 and ends at 6:24

This looks like a CD-i game

I hate to think what would happen if Phoenix Games released something like this on modern consoles

"Your music's bad and you should feel bad!" -Zoidberg

Dude pheonix games made several other games, the one I know of is Dalmatians 3, it's completely like this one, a shameless disney ripoff with disney characters on the cover that won't appear in the whole game, a 45 minute long shitty cartoon and THE SAME MINIGAMES AS IN THIS GAME

They're not children! They're clever boys!

SONG LYRICS (some may be misheard) : This is my song I'll sing it now For one of the mirror and the evil queen Sparkling mirror, the truth is here I'll say it please, who is more beautiful? She is so jealous, jealous of me So very jealous, jealous of me Show the miracle of beauty in the lake of your glass Her heart's so hard, it won't let it pass She has chased me, hunted me A long crying, in forests so dark I know that, you really care Let me stay, all the legs we can share She is so jealous of me, so very jealous of me It lives in her evil heart, unlike mine She has chased me, hunted me A long crying, in forests so dark I know that, you really care Let me stay, all the legs we can share

"Why is there a face on the chimney!?!?" ...... Maybe the old owner of the house was binded to the chimney by the evil witch, and the kids just now noticed it.... I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU COME UP WITH A BETTER THEORY!

I want to find a copy of this and mail it to the Best Friends Zaibatsu so they can play it. They'll probably, like, mail it back to me with a note that says, "No fucking way."

The song that "Snow White" sung made me lose 10 IQ and fucked up my internet. I know you wanted your viewers to feel your pain but there's a limit ):

You need to do more of these.

"Skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood and hair as black as ebony" the brother Grimm (Literally the qoute)

This is the only version where Snow White looks like an adult film star on crack accompanied by seven serial killers for dwarfs. Yep this is Snow White directed by the Director of Troll 2.

Honestly, I liked the singing part, I thought it was good, it just needed better lyrics and better everything else.

"she is so jealous of me so jealous"

For some reason when the narrator said "Big bassle" (I don't know and don't care how is it spelled) for a second there I heard "Big Asshole"

Now,a grand question: HOW THE HELL IS THIS A GAME?!

Disney doesn't actually own the rights to the story of Snow White.

The guy who did the voiceovers for all of these "games" - do you think he is still with us?

Best quote: "This f...ing forest is a hell hole!" 🤣

This game belongs to hell

Little did I know the two year joke at the end was accurate when I subscribed

Welcome back everybody, I'll see you all in a year or two.

Awesome to see you are still making videos Tennings!

1:29 The point was to grab money for a demo, of course.

It's official. Phoenix Games and Dingo Pictures are THE worst video game and animation making companies of all time. There can't possibly be worse companies that makes terribly-awful games and cartoons than them. Also, I subscribed. :D

The way you say "the state of her" at 2:42 was amazing.

Why do I get the idea that the game was originally intended to be released on the PS1?

Jesus... I think I had an aneurysm watching that song sequence. Please do more.

I learned that they DON'T speak English! It was a German animation company.

Thank sweet Jesus that Phoenix Games went bankrupt in 2007, apparently they were planning to make 'games' for the Nintendo Wii

3:29 just about killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

Great video mate you really need to make more they are so well produced always a laugh

Snow White: The Abridged Version.

I like the song, just don't judge me please.

"How could someone allow this to be put on the SHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLVES?!!" - Caddicarus

Perfect game to speedrun.

When you played that whole song I found a whole new respect for what you do. You are a true saint I couldn't play this game. Thanks for the entertainment.

Oh shit, I remember this. The twist is that I saw it as a child before I had internet, and I never had a PS2. I'm sure it was on a CD that came with a magazine and this 'game' was for PC, only I don't remember when exactly. I think it was actually in the 90s, so they really took their time with porting this to the PS2.

I always laugh to the point of tears when watching your videos. How do you find these games?! XD

I'm so glad I stumbled across this channel. I need more crap games in my life to laugh at. Subscribed!

What was that secret sauce? Morning diarrhea?

i laughed so hard in 3:03 cubby who's like small bear

What a joke these games are made to superior consoles. Why is it that every one of them have same mini games that make each game a clone of each other? In fact you can just look at this box art and tell how mislead this is. A those graphics don't look finished but the looks of it are beyond mislead. The only thing good I unwillingly like is the song.

I discovered this gem of a channel in 2018, you're bloody good at this

These are my new favorite videos! 😂 Keep them coming!! Btw, why the fuck did they boys evaporate up from the floor in the middle of the song! Not to mention Black Face is the only one playing an instrument! OMG!

This in any way inspired by Caddicarus doing another "game" from the same developer recently? "Near the seventh town of the seventh river" Ahem. SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON! SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SO-O-O-ON! Sorry.

Never laughed so hard at a video game review! 😂 Just subbed.

"Snow White is supposed to be the most innocent and pure of any person" Rammstein.

At least Snow White can sing ok. Too bad she was forced to sing such a shitty song.

Oh how i've missed you, tennings (:

I've been waiting for this video forever

This was really funny dude lol you deserve more views! :D you gained a subscriber!

I hope we won't have to wait 2 years for the next video

Bro I've dated a few filo girls in the past and this is absolutely a Philippino chick singing this on a karaoke machine while her mum and dad tell her she's the next Beyonce.

"Was there no hope? I fucking hope not." Haha quality content

It turns out Moriarty does game reviews when he's not being a criminal mastermind.

4:25 insert "I Feel Fantastic" here

*HELP I can't find "She is jealous" on iTunes.*

3:50 The background is moving faster than the boys are walking.

"Was there no hope?" "I fucking hope not." I nearly pissed myself at that part lmaooo your accent makes it so much better.

She's the mom from The Jetsons.

This is awful.... this is worse than Plumbers Don't Wear Ties...

I was going to review this game on my channel... but I think you did it justice way more than my writing skills could possibly accomplish!

I never thought I would see a game with more cutscenes than Metal Gear Solid 4

Literally made me laugh out loud all the way through this.

Phoenix games predicted the live action Disney remake.

Best line of the video, "Now he's skating on water! Who is this boy, Jesus?!" AMAZING!! I almost died!!

Narrator: “Was there no hope?!” Tennings: “I fucking hope not” 😂🤣

It would make more sense for this to be a goddamn CD-I game. It fits in very well with the likes of Hotel Mario and the Zelda CD-I games.

Currently selling on ebay for an asking price of £299. Yes, two hundred and ninety nine pounds (about 500 USD).

Hahaha this review is hilarious. Tennings, you may only post a video once a year but they're brilliant. 😁

"She's so jealous of me, so very jealous".... the lyrics tho 😂😂

I'm peacefully waiting for Tennings to return someday ;-;

Well, the original Disney film implies that the apple put her into a perpetual sleep rather than killing her. The witch thought the dwarves would bury her alive. Also, I think you made it look like the sauce was liquid stool but I’m quite sure the prop you used for this take was some sort of meat or gravy. Still sounds disgusting though.

Oh god thank you so much, Iwas looking for this s*** for so long. When I was little, there was a children magazine in Czech Republic that I loved, and it used to come with CDs called "CD-ROMek", and every release contained animated story and games themed after one of the famous stories. I used to play them on my PC all the time, you could re-visit the scenes from the story and interact with objects in them, and the games were very creative sometimes, teaching kids random lessons. I searched for these Czech versions but couldn't find too much info on them, this video helps a lot!

"Why are there Christmas trees?" Must be a city guy.

I play this back in 480p to get the full effect