@@dragonaura6698 I want a roleplay/comic of an Arceus being dropped off at the daycare, and the pokemon already there decide to start a cult. It just becomes a cult of the lamb type scenario.
@@SladerTheTater I think the only time we have seen a Ditto know and being able to communicate in English was the Detective Pikachu movie, and that one was genetically modified further, and yet could only talk by texting.
I'm now picturing a daycare worker looking up at Giratina, the legendary god of anti matter staring down at them and then in a loud booming voice: Tyrantrum Nuggies!
Rose: I told you before, Eternatus, I can be of much more use to you than being a ‘mama Rose.’ Maybe we can talk about remaking Galar into something bigger and better! Eternatus: PIZZA! BAGELS!
Daycare worker:No sorry Rayquaza but you can’t have any more Dino nuggies. Another Daycare worker:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what’s the citations do- nOARCEUS NOOOO SPIT HIM OUT
I work for a dog daycare in real life, and sometimes I like to imagine if the Pokémon daycare is the same. This gives me the image of a Charizard shitting flaming diarrhea onto the floor, followed by myself sighing and calling the front for a potential health problem while fighting off another Pokémon trying to eat it. My job is quite interesting
Look, by how the thing's goes in pokemon ·Day Care is a place prepared for monsters that could end the world itself ·In the first health problem, you can just ask to your wife/husband (that you have, come's with the job) or walk yourself to the pokemon center that is very close at your job... Who's care about Gym Leaders or champions? That is a cool job!
as a pokemon daycare worker, im inclined to agree, i hate when im looking after a ditto and i hear it say "ditto!" with a french accent, truly one of the worst feelings.
In SwSh its even worse because they get paid 500 pokedollars per pokemon which is like someone dropping off their child at your house attached with $5 and a note that says 'i will come back for him eventually'
Then ig I’m literally the savior of them in my save file. Because I constantly swap different Pokémon in and out to complete the friggin dex, and I purposely speedrun early game to get access to wild area daycare and just get Pokémon eggs from transfering Pokémon using Pokémon home, then breeding them with a ditto, then that’s my team for the entire run, and I’ve done it 200+ times while I waited for Pokémon violet and scarlet to come out. (yes ik Pokémon home automatically registers it to your dex, I just don’t have shield.)
Thats probably why there's only like 1 of them in a region (except galar, who has 2) Daycares could add an additional 100 pokedollars per level up with the 100 pokedollar charge, but that's still a 1$ wage. Nurseries (in the newer games) just get a 5$ flat rate I atleast hope the workers have great health insurance because of how many Pokémon could kill them
I want a nintendogs style pokemon game where you just take care of pokemon. Playing with them, bathing them, feeding them, and tending to any other of their needs. Maybe different pokemon could have different quirks and special needs that mix up the gameplay loop.
Yes, I always wanted a "pet" style pokemon game where you take care of the pokemons There are even some but they are all for computers and I'm poor and broke I even got a good quality cell phone after saving for a few years but a computer is out of the question for me I have to eat and drink to live and also pay the rent
I have been begging for a game that's basically pokemon amie but a full game for *years* and we will never get it even though it's everything I've ever wanted out of a pokemon game..
Funnily enough, my other region ditto is french. But I agree, more likely the reason they say "we dont know where it came from" is because the workers dont wanna falk about the last 30 seconds
I imagine that there are generally a lot of daycare workers who have seen things they would rather forget, I would rather not see a pair of machamp go at it or a gardevoir with a muk. Just not a good time, you cant tell me they dont hear and occasionally walk in on whatever is happening They prolly have to ask hypno to erase their memory of some of those events.
I’d love to see a miniseries starring Pokémon Breeders working at a Day Care, trying to care for the wild variety of Pokémon that get dropped off. I love learning about the intricacies of Pokémon care.
@@Toiletdeer please stop this is extremely uncomfortable like I am genuinely disturbed by the idea of an old woman (daycare lady) and a gooey slime creature (ditto) whoever thought of this has some disturbing fetishes
HOLY FUC|< IS THAT GOD?!? WHAT THE FUC|< DO I FEED GOD?!? IS HE GOING TO ERASE ME FROM EXISTENCE IF I DON’T DO A GOOD JOB?!? Next thing you know you just don’t exist
“hey can you take care of thessse 2 masssssive rock sssneksss, one of which only underssstandsss Ssspanish and wasss traded to me by a guy who told me that he only eatsss paella for sssome reassson oh and by the way it’sss their breeding ssseassson anyway bye” -Me
Imagine having to hear a weirdo riding their bicycle around the town super fast a million times while the pokemons you are told to take care of is breeding like crazy and producing so many eggs it could overpopulate its species.
Imagine working there And then all of sudden some ten year old drops off a frickin’ god known for creating the universe and life And time itself and your just there like ._.
"Having to constantly hand out eggs to a lunatic on a bycicle while you also care for a hormy ditto that doesn't speak your language" had me rolling on the floor 😭
I remember actually putting both Palkia and Dialga in the daycare as a kid and was like "c'mon, egg" and now I'm giggling at the idea of an old couple taking care of the literal incarnation of time and space lmao
That's probably the reason scarlet n violet requires you get yer shiny hunting eggs yerself lol. The daycare workers weren't payed enough to even set up shop in that region XD
I’m so happy I understand the ditto reference. He is talking about how people use the masuda method which is if you use two Pokémon of different origins and breed them there is a higher chance of a shiny!
Poor, sleep-deprived pokemon daycare worker, gently holding a Meowth and trying to get it to stop stealing coins from the tip jar at the front desk: "Yeah, helllo. My apologies if I stop making sense at some point, a Gothitelle informed me of exactly how I'm going to die last Sunday, and I haven't slept since. Also, someone dropped off a Haunter today and it licked Jeremy, so I'm afraid we're short on staff. How can I help you? ...Oh, you're dropping off the god of space?"
How DARE you? My palkia was very polite and the daycare workers said they hadn't seen such a well-mannered lad in a long time. This is not good for their self esteem and ill be suing for damages on my pokemon's mental health. Apologize now!
As much as i want to believe that the pokemon are going at it and that the daycare workers are just brushing over it. I find it more funny whenever they look away somehow a new egg just appears near some pokemon and they go "where this come from". And when someone's shiny hunting a new one just appears every other minute.
Tbh it would be fun though like Imagine working a boring ass shift and someone drops off your favorite Pokemon that you want to catch but don’t have the time to do it so now you’re stuck watching whatever your favorite Pokemon is
Someone should make a fan game from hack where you work at a pokemon day centre taking care of pokemon, ranging from simple pokemon to shiny hunters, competive trainer for perfect iv pokemon and taking care of god
