The Worst Netflix Film Ever 

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Pyro as an Indian I can tell you that Google Translate was absolutely correct. That is the best attempt of this movie at being romantic

Pyro went from not having any Netflix results to having it come up with Breaking Bad and The Platform. True character development.

Netflix somehow has produced some of the best shows in recent years, and the worst shows in recent years. I think they just greenlight everything and hope for the best.

5:27 Postal 2 - Map 7:40 Pokemon Black and White - Driftveil City 15:29 Sonic Unleashed - Apotos City (Day) 15:40 Bully - Chemistry Class 16:06 FNAF - Ambience 3 16:43 Super Mario Sunshine - Proto Piranha 23:40 Ratchet & Clank 3 - Qwark Vid Comic 25:43 Silent Hill 3 - Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me

i love how Pyros watched pretty complex films but the first bollywood film he goes to see has the most absurd threat level midnight plot

I'm not Indian, but I was raised by two parents that loved Indian movies. Specifically ones with Shah Rukh Khan and Sushant Singh Rajput. I'm glad you made a whole section about Sushant Singh and didn't chalk it off as some normal actor death. He was a big part of many Indian movie lover's childhood and hearing him commit S was truly heartbreaking.

Most of you wouldn't believe it but the actors in this abomination are genuinely some of the best actors in Bollywood. Boman Irani is considered to be one of the best actors in India and has worked out countless movies that are still watched by millions across the world. SSR too has worked on many movies and is a really phenomenal actor. It's amazing how they can have such an amazing cast yet fail at quite literally everything.

Thank you for giving all of us crippling alcoholism and making us wish we had light sensitive seizures

pyro would never miss out on the chance to become a marketable plushie

Let's go, pyrocynical remembered his Netflix password!

Honestly that was a really nice touch adding that little segment on SSR, I hadn't heard of him and his story is really inspiring and impactful, it's a shame to know he's no longer with us, he seemed like a really genuine guy

I graduated highschool, went to college, dropped out, started my own business, and Pyro still hasn't dropped a new main channel vid smh

Rest in peace SSR. Thank you pyro for tackling his death in a good way. Mental health is a horrible struggle. I hope you're doing okay.

Honestly I wouldn't doubt that the montage of the characters having fun was not just an excuse for the actors to go have fun on the film budget lmao

0:00 Merch 0:41 intro 1:45 Checklist 2:21 Drive 2019 6:25 propper start to the film > 6:44Libha singh > 7:06 summarization (ends at 12:30?) >> 7:09 Hamid >> 7:16 ifran >> 8:22 the king >> 9:31 tara >> 9:36 Bikki >> 10:14 samar >>> 10:34 -12:29 ssr suicuide 15:21-17:08 sponsor 17:25-18:05 inevitable romance subplot 29:27 outro

That american show is not for Americans

I'm ashamed to say I watched this show twice, once because my parents forced me to, and once again because my grandparents forced me to 😔 this is so sad

Pyro as an Indian, I am sorry that you had to watch this hell spawn and I respect your opinion. Thats a lot of likes. Thanks :)

At this point I think I will die before Petscop part 2 comes out.

REST IN PIECE Pyrocynical 💔 🙏 😪 Forever making terrible 8 minute videos in heaven

Finally Pyro reviews something with the same amount of dramatic editing as his videos.

As an Indian it makes me really happy to see more people talking about Sushanth Singh Rajput, the circumstances under which he died are so unfortunate. Thanks Niall

I don’t even wanna imagine what Pyro’s version of Silent Hill would be and how the monsters would look

Took Pyro 8 months and a full team of editors to produce Cruelty Squad review. And he's still leaving it until last minute

Thank you for talking about SSr. He was truly a good actor and there is controversy that he didn't commit suicide but was murder. Anyways Rest in piece SSR.

I will say Biki being a Fixer and it being taken at face value is some top tier comedy.

For 8 years this guy has been making content for 15 year old boys, truly amazing!

Pyro not uploading and then telling us why "bad thing is bad" or why "good game is good" then draining people's bank accounts using maid dresses and merch

Pyro really has a thing for reviewing bad films

I love when he says "it's rating time" and got the lowest rating'ed on netflix. Truly one of the moments of all time (Unoriginal)

Okay, the stand still to make them think the cameras are glitched is fucking genius, it's been a long time since I've laughed this hard.

Within the span of this video coming out I grew 4-5 inches taller, lost 85 pounds and had one hair cut algonside getting a new cat

Pyrocynical is like Pennywise he returns every 27 years

This Hamid character is played by Panjak Tripathi. He portrayed one of the most deplorable villains I've ever seen in a decade old movie called Gangs of Wasseypur, which is probably the best Indian crime saga movie ever made. Highly recommend to everyone whoever sees this comment.

If you ever feel like you wasted cash, just remember they made CGI cars in place of actual cars.

Lmao there are actually some talented actors involved in this. How did they get those guys but an asylum patient for direction is beyond me

Finally, a pyro video where he isn’t watching a SunnyV2 video

i love when he said “it’s drivin time” and then drove away this truly is the cinematic experience of all time

19:43 i am an Indian, and this text is like a romantic poem which is like a short poem which mainly has a deep meaning and thse type of poems are known as 'shayari' btw it is a way to write Hindi in English called hinglish like for example Kaise ho Pyro Bhai. This text that i wrote means how are you Pyro but if you put it in Google translate it will just show you nothing.

WHERE IS CRUELTY SQUAD YOU LITTLE LESBIAN, IM SICK OF THE SLOP

That cheap sucker managed to trick me into clicking on this vid three times now by changing the thumbnail

12:10 - Most people talk about being able to like art but not like the artist, but almost no-one talks about being able to dislike the art and like the artist. Honestly such a cool segment on Sushant Rajput tho

There’s just something about Pyro’s humor that makes him more funny than any other RU-vidr on the platform

thank you Lord Niall for the daily PyroLive Slop instead of uploading to the main channel 🙏🙏🙏

Bro really changed the thumbnail twice.

6:03 estrogen any% speedrun

i loved the part where he says "its driving time" as the camera zooms in on his face a number of times truly one of the movies ever

"new cruelty squad video in 2 weeks" - Pyro, two weeks ago.

A Pyrocinical video that isn’t an multiple hours long or in le head? Amazing.

im starting to doubt that this “cruelty squad” is a real thing

Dolan on tbh: When is cruelty squad coming out? Pyro: This month...

I think drive is somehow both the most confusing and amazing film I’ve seen involving heists. Absolutely deserves a 10/10

First he stole internet historians ad style and now he's stealing his once a year schedule for uploading. Well he gets paid bank from Pyro live and still has SOME content to give us so I guess I can't complain that much

21:45 pyro forgot to add an extra breaking bad reference point 🙄

I would argue one of the best parts about having a girlfriend of Indian descent is that she always has the scoop on the best and worst new bollywood movies I must have seen a dozen with her. Some of them have been absurdly good like Baahubali 2 (you can skip the first i promise) and RRR A couple have been good but entirely predictable like Holiday: a soldier is never off duty, happy new year 2014, and Agneepath But I promise you, without failure, basically any Bollywood or Tamil movie that has any kind of following will be an absolute laugh riot if you go in expecting the most over the top, outrageous plots and acting. I have never had a bad time watching any of them Or maybe I'm biased because I watched them all with my girlfriend, but I think it's both

somebody needs to save him he left youtube for furry brap art

This thumbnail has gone through more changes than his Petscop 2 script.

Pyro being straight is probably the biggest plot twist I've ever seen since "You are the Darth Revan."

27:15 I really, *really*, want to see that Pyrocynical video. Where he spends 5 hours tying together all the Final Fantasy games.

itll come this month guys dont worry. It was definitely not supposed to come "this month" months ago

cruelty squad will never be real

It’s over pyro delete pyro live now.

no more slop, we are free

Never in my life did I think that Pyro would review a Bollywood movie. As an indian myself, this is one of the most amazing experiences I've had: watching a British man disect and analyze a film with SSR.

Lets delete pyro live so he can actally upload content

15:54 "too old to drink coffee" he wasnt joking about no double takes huh?

See you all in eight months when Pyro finally uploads Petscop 2 on his main channel Update (July 1st 2023) - Still no Petscop 2, but at least he finally uploaded another actual video on his main channel after eight months.

22:59 Literally Hector Salamanca

8:10 thats the most convincing facial expression ive ever seen. his face just screams “Whoop! ive been bamboozled!” thats that face you make when the soap slips outta your hand. the acting in this movie is award worthy

Man This Video it's taking so long that im starting to think he is lying and it's actually making petscope 2

F this I'm going to bed happy canada day

Always a good day when pyro uploads

bro fucking died💀💀💀💀

Holy sht actual abandonware channel 💀

It's like Bollywood saw the Ocean's trilogy and the entire Fast & Furious franchise and said, "yeah, we can put all this in a movie."

23:06 undeniably the funniest part lmao

I actually think the plot was genius. I had to literally rewatch the movie to actually figure out that the plot DID make sense, just not the first time around 😂 They actually put a hilarious amount of attention to detail in those double crosses

25:57 Directed by Hideo Kojima

8:42 Liu Kang challenges Vibha for the freedom of Earthrealm but little does he know that the King is the final kombatant not Vibha.

Pyro, as an Indian myself, I just loved that u went out of ur comfort zone on this video💪🏾

It's almost 4am, July 1 in the UK. Pyro officially fumbled the Cruelty Squad Review. 8 months not enough time. Piggie dropped the ball 🐖🐷

can you please stop posting slop over at pyrolive and drop the fear and hunger video

Our favorite lesbian finally realized he had a main channel.

This film is like a very high budget mobile game ad

Abandonware, the channel.

Oh boy pyro! Time to delete Slop!!

REST IN PIECE Pyro 😭 forgotten but not gone

it's been 3 months pyro that's 1 month too long where is petscop 3

All the "where is petscop 2?" Kids have turned into "where is the cruelty squad video?"

Guess what? I was watching this video and then my neighbour came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video...

Only 90’s kids remember the old thumbnail

He has like 30 minutes

The slop is finally about to stop.

delete the channel, as you said you would

I am from india. I am really glad that you talked about SSR unfortunate suicide. I know this is not relevant with the film, but I am glad that you took time to talk about it ❤. Thank you pyro.

fun fact: pyro has changed this thumbnail atleast 387,941,536 times.

Pyro's ad reads are reaching Internet Historian levels of humor. Very well done this one.

No more slop 🙏🙏

pyrocynical is pretty much the only channel where i watch the full sponsorship