@@corsojames RU-vid kids was just for more profit, then when coppa happened they pretended to push the platform more or whatever, I'm more worried about the blatantly illegal adverts that Google accepts real money for
It's really funny that through extensive market research mobile game studios have come to the conclusion that infidelity, domestic abuse and petty crime are the best themes for advertising kids' games
I’ve actually played these and basically Project makeover ( feet/fart thing ) is just a match 3 game where you earn stars each Lv and use those to “fix” people and their homes. It has some of the worst ones and I’ve counted over 20 common ones Klondike is basically just hay day, it’s a farming sim where you can go out and collect materials by using energy you passively produce. It’s got a few bad ones
So what you're saying is that flatulence fetishes were used to sell a Candy Crush clone? Did the devs think their target demographic had the same fetishes as them?
@@voxelvillager5093 No idea, but I do know that candy crush part is used to gain stars that you can use to Cary out tasks ( original idea from Gardenscapes I believe ) and it’s just promoting the whole idea of “oh you have glasses and braces? I’m gonna put you in a tight dress, make you have makeup and contacts, and you’re going to be automatically better because of that”
@@navyblue32 And as for Klondike, I fail to understand how intense love stories are supposed to sell a simulation game. The original Hay Day had better marketing that consisted on 5-10 second live action CGI hybrid clips with the farmer exclaiming "Hay Daaaaayyyyy!!!" at the end. It was all you needed to market this simple game to people, and it worked. And for a side tangent, when I saw the title "Klondike", I thought it was going to be a card/casino game of some sorts, because there are several solitare games that use the "Klondike" moniker, including the one that was bundled with the iPod Classic.
@@voxelvillager5093 Yeah me too, I actually found the game *before* all the weird ads came out and seeing them now just feels SO weird knowing the actual context of the game
@@voxelvillager5093 its all shock value and then a game, its like the ps1 era adds where theres a person high on drugs and PLAYSTATION plastered under it
I always feel bad for the live action ones, I have to imagine the kind of life those actors lead and how their career is going that they're doing stuff like this. What their dreams were.... Well I guess they're getting paid...
They are probably garbage human beings if they accept money from exploitative trash developers thinking it's work to be proud of and a goal in life. Porn artists are more respectable than these individuals. This is not honest work. This is just mindless disgusting money earning, a step away from prostitution.
Who ever made these is going to be isolated in a very specific, very weird portion of limbo. Not heaven, not hell, just a room for themselves to sit in and entertain each other with their detached, whacked out on cracked out humor.
There's a game where you take care of a chick, unlocking activities until you reach bycicle. You click it and it turns upside down revealing it's a grinder, killing your chick.
yea, imagine that on UE5 with full interactivity what i mean is, if you tried you could possibly hit the plane and destroy it realistically it wouldnt be open world or anything too ambicious you would just try going as far as you can, and have that mixed with very realistic graphics and physics, just so you can destroy stuff the most useless game but actually fun
the guy’s in underpants because they didn’t have the budget or skill to model/rig any clothing it’s awesome for the lady’s case, the freemodel came with clothing
Anyone remember when Devil May Cry 4 Refrain and Ace Combat XI: Skies of Incursion were on smartphones and fully recreated the console styled gameplay of those games? Or when the iOS and Android had some good middle tier games on their storefronts like SpongeBob: Marbles and Slides or Pac-Man Dash? What was once the most experimental video game ecosystem of our generation has been reduced to a repository for bodly function fetishes. It's such a shame how much the mobile game market has taken a step backwards over the years.
it's borderline disgusting how mobile gaming turned something from "cool games you can play on your phone" to "ai generated distractor/money printing machine", %99 of the time the game is nothing like the trailer nor fun, not to mention the fetishes people force onto their "advertisements" (which are probably made for children too by the way) also god i unironically miss pac-man dash so fucking much, i don't know why but the simple run n eat kind of gameplay made me have way more fun than any high tier mobile game that you could find on google play (apologies if bad english)
The dead space demake for Java was incredible, I remember a decade ago they announced bioshock for mobile with N64 graphics and never came out. The same year angry birds debuted. The second they noticed they could make Nintendo handheld levels of garbage and monetize it to hell, they just did that. Thanks Gameboy crowd who grew up to be simple money spenders.
"marketing/advertisement truly is the lowest form of human expression/art" ~ Vinny rigatoni Vines-auce That sentence has stayed with me since Vincent uttered it. And it rings every time i see garbage produces and services that mothfuckers DARE advertise in public.
the way Vinny says kids in the most concerned tone I have ever heard him say really tells you that this mobile game industry has to fucking stop and fix everything
The fact that people are allowed to do such disgusting shit constantly, blatanly lie and etc. and it's LEGAL. Mobile market has almost zero control, it's horrible.
@@Mayogus"Has more important matters to deal with" Translation: they just can't be bothered to give a shit, unless there is a massive outcry for it. Especially as most likely there's plenty big companies making "private donations" to these bodies or the people managing them to overlook their doings, and so not to look like they are being hypocritical and targeting only the small fishes, they just opt not to do anything at all. Plus, most of the advertising companies making these "ads" (and also a lot of "games" using these) are from China, and as most people know, China is extremely, ridiculously lax when it comes to business law (especially when it's a company from there being fucky against the west), so any regulatory bodies from the west aren't able to do jackshit against these companies even if they wanted to.
I would absolutely play a game about driving enormous boats down water slides and crashing them into various scenes Like imagine, you've got a bunch of different levels, like a city, the grand canyon, the death star, and you can build a slide and unlock various heavy industrial machinery, with the goal of causing as much destruction as possible
iirc the black and white chinese ads are basically meme references. They edit those stick figures onto motivational videos to make them funni. The stick figures themselves paired with the guitar noises they make come from a series of Cyranek videos. The stick figures themselves probably come from somewhere else. So yeah, ads got deep lore now.
I'd love to know who makes the ads for mobile games. I'm sure it's more than one company but I want to pick apart their creative processes. I want to know what the fuck they are thinking.
I would watch every ad to the end if they were all like the horse one. Unfortunately that horse one looks like a parody of mobile game ads instead of an actual mobile game ad
You know that thing you do with your face when you are disgusted by things?both on a subconscious AND conscious level? like you KNOW that smelling rotten trash is bad and you need to to destroy/throw that trash away for the good of mankind? thats me during this entire video.
2:49 Fellow Russian-speakers surely recognize it and are likely aware of its origin, but for those of you who don't know, that "*whistle* Ha!" sound effect is from a series of short broadcasts on Russian radio "Maximum" called "Нуждики" (Nuzhdiki), where the host, Alexander Nuzhdin (hence the name of the broadcast), tells anecdotes in a recognizable, monotone voice, with each anecdote being followed by this sound effect. It hasn't been aired for a long while now, since Alexander left that radio station, but it became a meme not too long ago thanks to nostalgia and a bunch of youtube poops.
Some of the worst mobile game ads I've seen were a set of ads advertising a horror Pokemon game with ARG elements and a bunch of gore. It was really well made stuff, but the game it advertised had literally not a simgle damned thing in common with the ads, it was something like a generic candy crush game.
I have a guilty pleasure for bad mobile game ads in the same way I love really bad movies, but holy shit that baby in the washing machine one got so dark so fast, it wasn't even the baby in the washing machine that shocked me, it was afterward when it showed the options of the hammer and the bin, and I thought "oh you pick which one to use to get the baby out of the washing machine" and then it picks the bin and just says 'FUCK THE BABY, WE'RE GETTING THE STUDY ROOM BACK AGAIN', and I am gobsmacked at how casually they disregarded any sort of care whatsoever.
I used to see like these raid type ads where you have to have your number greater than the enemy’s number and it starts off with like the tiny dude in love with a giant woman. 💀
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