When I was 21 I had a creepy middle-aged dude hit on me in a bar with, "Hey babe, where have you been all my life?" And thank heavens I was rescued by my very witty friend who said, "She wasn't even born for half of it, creep."
There was one I used way back in the day that got me a laugh. Waitress hands me my receipt "hey before you leave, I have a problem with my receipt" her: what's wrong with it? me: "I see all these numbers on here.. but I don't see yours anywhere" (you need a smooth delivery for it to work.) She laughed, said it was a clever line, but told me she had already had a boyfriend.
My best friend Butch in high school was this sawed off little guy. We used to go out to Hillsborough street to try to get slapped. That was the win condition, a drink thrown in your face was just as good, but getting a number was not. (That's it's own reward.) His best bad pickup line was "I can jump up and down in tight places!"
Don't bang tinder/ online dating. When you have a full-time job in a normal setting and not at a bar, it gets tough to meet people. Catch up on sleep or go out with a slim chance of meeting someone? Tinder it is!!
Yea but your the extreme minority that uses technology as a means to help or assist you in life. If your using tinder as a means to find a date cause you work 45 hours a week, have a hobby such as gym, a sport or w.e your into plus sleep. Than tinder can help u still get a chance to mingle. But most people have the time, energy and looks to actually meet people via social circles but are now to shy, and refuse to communicate since communication is completely lacking due to the fact we can hide behind our phones
I've had a few American golfers in their 50's and 60's asking me to send drinks to a table of girls in their early 20's and been shocked when I tell them how sick it is to do that!!!
Yo as a girl I dont to a bar to find a guy I'm going for some drinks and friends, I glad everyone pairs off online now no need to worry about guys trying to force their way into my night out
Online is as fake as ever. People like myself rather find someone of interests by seeing If there is a natural chemistry between us and communicating and conversing in real time instead of hiding behind a phone. Now what I said doesnt suggest as a female you should be open to guys in the bar scene as if I was a chick I wouldn't want to deal with semi drunk guys with intentions that might or might not be shady