The Worst "Satisfying" Videos on the Internet 

its cuz no one uses snapchat for entertainment they use it to text

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I love your videos so happy I found you! Can you tell me what the video of the guy with the tube cutting clay/cookie circles? I keep pausing trying to see if there was a name but I don't see one and I want to see the rest of it! Please 🥺 you're so amazing I love you lol

I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY😭

Ikr XD Just never wipes it off

“It’s starting to ooze out” I think it’s BEEN oozing dude 😂

straight out of the DHMIS tv show man

Tbh the "satisfying" ooze looks like vomit...

THEY SAY THIS IN EVERY VIDEO LIKE THIS 😭

Yep, I refuse to believe that this isn't just fetish content!

@@throwawayaccount4008 it is 100% fetish content. they’ve been called out on tiktok many times

it’s literally fetish content with the edging and focusing on her hands

satisfaction by the insatisfaction of others

yup. hand fetish, edging, ruining orgasm, that's what these videos all come off as, but in the softcore way. and they probably make more money than if they did the actual sexual aspects of the fetish, because with this, it doesn't affect advertisers or any form of revenue because technically, it's not adult content

okay this made me laugh

LMAO

@@bluestcircle4550 me too lol

That’s so rude to Dada artists XD

@@table2.0 no it's fairly accurate. That's what Dada is. It's just fucking around. You do a bit of fuckery and then pretend like there's a social message behind it.

This exactly what I was thinking 😂

That's the point, they made it the opposite, haha very funny... 😐

My thoughts exactly.

That is an amazing quote.

@@anaemicroyalty0504 that's amazing.

I'm just askink why

@@kwvinmode871 askink 😭 omg i love that

I never thought I'd say this, but... Thank you for sharing your mother's words of wisdom, _Cthulhu._

When it slid straight off, it just sets the fuck-it tone

It NOPEd the fuck out of there and can we blame it honestly

i mean it is kind of satisfying that the yolk never broke, and the white fell in such an "egg" shape

Dropping the egg shell in at the opening was the warning that it wouldn’t be satisfying. It was way worse than I expected

I literally need antidepressants from this

@@jenm1 boutta double my dose fr

And then it came out looking like if someone dumped food coloring in the resident evil mold

I need group therapy for the new level of anger I achieved through that video

I would actually fight these people lol This is an extremely visceral anger and I know it’s silly but it’s how I feel!

It's called ragebait and they are 100% doing it intentional. Drives up clicks and engagement because people understandably get mad about it and want to voice their disagreement but the best way to engage with these videos is to NOT engage with them. Skip it, block the channel and act like it doesn't exist.

It's all about tricking the algorithm. Easier than having to compete with actually enjoyable content.

They just irk me like it’s so annoying😅

Yeah they need that watch time. What's weird is its usually ppl 40+ rage baiting other Boomers w food.

@@tea1696 Yeah - I avoid these videos and I don’t engage with the channels. At least their purpose to annoy people holds up ig lol

Wtf you made it worse 😭

So that's why the guy behind the camera sounds like every porno director ever! "Alright baby, now just go over there...niccccee." "Ohhh, what's happening now? Is that good?" etc. It's porn!

I just don't get why they have to do this weird drawn out BS though. Why not make the hand stuff actually entertaining?

Why the dishonesty? I don't understand why fetish accounts are so odd. I mean, I guess I do, but it's infuriating

@@KuueenKumi It's so they can hide what they really are and get more views. In the 80s, there was an absolute flood of dumb comedies that were basically just soft core porn. If the company behind the movie called it a comedy, it could be released in multiplexes and rake in the cash. If they called it porn, they'd only be able to release the movie to grind house and art house cinemas, if that.

FR I HEARD HORROR IN HIS VOICE WHEN HE ASKED WHAT SHE WAS DOING WITH IT

these are absolutely the same people from that video, the one from the toilet food hacks, listen to the woman’s voice mixing the sprinkles, it’s the blonde woman. these ppl annoy the fuck out of me

they are the same people who Jarvis made a video about. It's a woman who wastes food in the most obscene way possible while a dude behind the camera says the most obvious comments during the process.

definitely the same people, definitely still gross bizarro fetish content

Man this crushes my soul

That couple's voices haunt me.

i started straight up crying bc they said they were gonna open it like 10 times and they nEVER DID

I read the comment before watching and was mortified and curious. Kina true though.

I remember watching this same snapchat story. Thank God I didn't try to finish it

It was sooo frustrating

And the one egg that was sitting off on the side hanging on for dear life the entire video lmao

first like and comment >:D hahaha why am i saying this i’m such a dumbass

Depends. They taste like magic when in vanilla ice cream, but in egg…. I’m not entirely sure the same is true.

Hey now! We're also gonna be tasting 6 raw eggs!

@@buzzinbea I mean they are pretty good

Real chocolate sprinkles ( the ones that aren't just rainbow sprinkles colored brown) actually taste good because they are chocolate (duh), but rainbow sprinkles are literally just sugar, corn syrup, cornstarch and wax, so they literally taste like nothing.

Ragebait is the woooorst!

Yes but don't people report videos like this? Or block the channels? Or send death threats? Surely this only works once and then your entire life is ruined by pissing off a crazy on the internet

So it’s not a joke and it’s not real but made for the sole purpose to legitimately annoy people. Kinda brilliant actually.

It's fetish content

@@mabatch3769 nah its just fetish contet

LOL literally I was like "IT'S HER!!!" without even seeing her face

@@buzzinbea Same. Worst thing is I neither have snapchat nor Tiktok

Definitely the same toilet weirdos, I think they do ridiculous "fashion hacks" as well.

Its ragebait. They know exactly what they're doing.

@@gypsylee333 yeah cutting up clothes with scissors and stuff 😐

As a baker that hurt me 😭

That was a really nice egg! Needed poaching, not whatever this is.

You’re telling me that some eggs don’t do that?

i get you .. but it wsa in deed a mixture by definition lol

Do you recognize the female voice? That’s the main lady that does these videos. She is the bane of my existence

I KNEW THEY SOUNDED FAMILIAR ALL I HEARD WAS THE BANNA CHICK I SAW FROM THE CHAD CHAD AND ANNA VIDEO

@@RavensCake yup and the toilet bowl ice cream video And the counter burrito video And the water ink wedding dress All travesties

came here looking for a comment like this to make sure I wasn’t just imagining things lol

Yep, Rick Lax strikes again

It would be some amazing grade A trolling if it wasn't for the food waste

It's not postmodern. There is a joke where you tell of a story about a boy who wants green golf balls his whole life and it's just about drawing someone in and in the end he dies and his dad asks why and the answer is.....and then he died. The joke is wasting someone's time

there is no joke or punchline, you are just easily amused it sounds like

This made me laugh out loud 😂💀

I hope you're feeling better

@@Sp0on777 thanks hon! i have a chronic illness, but i’m working on a treatment plan to help manage my symptoms :)

Did they end up calling you? Lol, did you end up telling them you watched a video that made you angry?

i hope ur okay man 💔😭

“Just throw in some ketchup, and add in some rice for that little ‘pop’, and while that’s boiling we’re going to cook up an egg, season it with some Italian seasoning and cinnamon and throw it in the microwave for… 18 minutes… “

i made a "soup" out of water, more water, and a few modest c u p s of rock salt...for some reason...I blame Ratatouille

​@@FetidafDon't forget the shredded cheese and sprinkles.

@@KeybladeMasterAndy oh, of course. A nice garnish with a little bit of color… really makes it all come together.

My recipes were 100% better. Deep fried lemons sound delicious.

*rubber band explodes* *yolk dripping everywhere* *smoke alarm distant in background* *me crying behind the screen*

I saw that, too. The sheer length of that video ALONE infuriated me to the ends of the earth. But when you added in all the stupidity that was involved and just how many ads I had to skip, I blocked that channel immediately after finishing that stupid video. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

woah yeah that’s exactly it i knew it felt familiarly unsettling

@@elliottelf1634 it's mold from re 4 clearly

This is all my nightmares. It's not "scary" stuff, it's meaningless time wasting.

If it was Florida then maybe I'd let it slide

@@randomtinypotatocried if she lived somewhere like Iowa I would be like “wow Iowa. I haven’t thought of that place in like 9 years”.

wouldn't be a bad opener to a horror movie

@@12bree4 fuck that’s good💀

@@eggnogmonkey thanks lol

Even if you don’t struggle with money, watching this makes me angry for those wasting food 👎

Money or no money, food waste for clout is disgusting and evil

that's why they shoved in so many ads to recoup their losses lmao

or seeing what burns.. in the waffle iron

The people making the videos just post the same things everywhere else and constantly drink out of their used toilet. Yuck.

Sticking things to the wall?? Oooooh that sounds satisfying. /s

quite literally

HowtoBasic already had that covered though.

It’s not a fetish, at least not deliberately. It’s just dumb content designed to make people be angry in the comments and watch for 10 mins so they get the ad revenue.

@@kenwiggins4543 They are fetish videos tho

oh it’s absolutely fetish bait; no way it’s anything else lol

how did you see the video 8 hours ago???

It’s a shitty clickbait thing and also they know kids will click and watch and probably try it

@@boredsherbet Probably a Patreon thing.

@@boredsherbet Yeah with Patreon

Snapchat is actually still growing quite a bit though, Facebook name’s has been dragged through the mud so many times that just about no one likes them

@@wolfetteplays8894 I agree no one likes Facebook (or Meta or whatever they're calling themself), but the problem is FB owns Instagram. And for whatever reason, people tend to ignore that and hate on FB/Meta while continuing to use Instagram as one of their main social media apps. I even see memes about how bad FB/Meta is on Instagram. As a side note: This reminds me of a few years ago when all of those celebrities and influencers posted that stupid screenshot contract petition thing that said something like "I do not consent to FB sharing my info just bc I use Instagram" or something like that. The details are fuzzy. I vaguely remember it having to do with some controversy (maybe even a lawsuit???) FB was in at the time. I just think it's funny that those users who were so prominent on the platform and who may have even had contracts, brand deals, etc had no clue FB owns Insta and that's what caused the panic.

SC is growing as a messenger, and tbh, the reason the stories suck is because sc has no quality control at all. There's no content that any but the most drunken fool would want to see.

Yet, these kinds of ridiculous, pointless, and padded videos are a major part of the video tab on Facebook.

Me too that legitimately angered me

It’s actually good fetish and hand edging content

ayo watching jello get sucked up with a vacuum sounds funny, especially if it makes the "schloop" noise, no idea how you'd find that hot it just makes me think of that dumb video where this girl tries to remove the extra pepper from her egg with a vacuum and it just sucks up the whole egg

this actress i think her name is anna or ana but she does this fetsih food content so much i can recognize her just from her voice

@@epkurnissheoway Lol, when a damp paper towel would've done the trick.

apparently the henry hoover guy got age restricted by a manual reviewer and the idea of a youtube employee deciding that it was nsfw is so funny to me

Delayed/denied gratification

& they never fail to give me the ick

yeah I heard it’s like a mess f3tish

Fr and the delaying it is like edging 🥴 the sexual undertones even on this sprinkle one is so uncomfortable they’re like “ooh yeah pulse it oh it’s dripping out” LIKE STOPPPP

yeah but at least how to basic never pretended like the result was gonna be good.

fr i have misophonia AND ocd so this incomplete pseudo-asmr bullshit absolutely MURDERS my brain 😭

Same here. They make me mad that they even exist.

true but Snapchat isn’t really a replacement for TikTok right, seems like reels or shorts would be

Is this true? I remember that smiling Joker meme was mostly Indians.

@@BeefPapa12 yep I'm indian living in India and you literally can't access Tiktok here. Maybe with a VPN u could but idk I don't have it and I know most people dont either.

@@BeefPapa12 They used to have it but it got banned

@@dasav6724 they have a similar tiktok video whatever it's called lmao

Anyone over the age of 17 has no idea what any of this shit even is tbh

@Donald McCullough no like fr I don't....coming from a 17 year old going 18

@@donaldmccullough38 I'm 26 lmao

look wtf you've done

did you feed it to her?

That's what she's eating in hell.

Idk how to describe this comment but it definitely aged quickly 😂

LMAOOOOO OH GOD

they sadly dont do it on just snapchat, its all over facebook (and i THINK tiktok) too

Ayyy name twinss

I meant sticky idk how it turned to meaty lol.

I think so too, also they're voices sound just like theirs

@@dog.38 I recognized it as soon as I heard it lol. It's just so bleh!

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

there was one of a woman surprising her boyfriend on a plane, climbing up in the overhead cargo area and everything. it kept going and was obviously scripted

It may ALSO be a fetish, but that would be an extremely limited audience. This is 100% satire, lampooning clickbait videos by doing a clickbait video that goes ridiculously over the top. It is, by definition, satire. And frankly, i found all the videos featured here funny, and not at all frustrating, because i understood what they were doing.

Or more**

That being said I've never seen ads on them before so that sucks