The WORST Tattoos EVER 

My 14 year old son impressed me with his tattoo idea. He wants a QR code and when it's scanned, the person scanning it gets Rick rolled. I'm so proud of my son.

If Kris becomes a News Presenter, believe it or not I'm becoming an Ardent watcher of those daily bs. My goddess can never be wrong🙇🏻‍♀️

Me thinking she’s rating it on how much she would want to get it me realizing that she actually rating it of of how regrettable it is

I want to know more about that child's drawing of a fairy (5thh tattoo I believe). I feel like there's a good story behind that one. The "Untitled Goose" stealing Eeyore's tail is _freaking_ adorable!

I feel like Kris missed the joke for the 2nd tattoo. She wanted to say be yourself, so she got a tattoo saying don't wear a mask (that hides you). And she got it right before covid and mask mandates haha

Today has been one of those days. Needed some laughs for sure. Thank you Kris for everything you do and for making us all laugh. We appreciate it more than you know girl!

Not me thinking it was Michal Jackson at 11:25

When I'm going to bed I stay up all night watching Kris because she's amazing and I love how she gives awkward compliments

“10 being the worst 1 being decent” that is so unreasonably confusing and I love it

As someone with tattoos, you can't really judge to much if the tattoo is going good mid tattoo session because there's some blood and lots of residue ink all over the tattoo area so it's a bit hard to see.

Kris makes everyone feel good about them selfs it realy helps my self confidence

Kris saying "10/10!" To that fairy thing was the best think I’ve heard today, and it wasn’t even meant in that way 😂

I love how you never forget to compliment us. However, we need to start complimenting you! I love your outfit and how it matches the background! ❤️

fun fact: a “kris” is a type of dagger (a type of weapon that looks like a knife) that signifies heroism so it’s a bit ironic that kris got hurt by the one thing her nickname represents

"That's like defacing property but it's your child" had me laughing crying, made me fall off my bed, and rolling on the FREAKING floor

I apprenticed at a tattoo shop in my early 20's and everyone was kinda laughing about another artist's appointment that was on their way in. They kept calling her "Glade". The girl shows up, and that's obviously not her name, but I catch a glimpse of the tattoo one of the artists was going to attempt to cover up and it all made sense. It was an electrical socket (very horribly done) and it was placed as far into her buttcrack as it could go without encroaching on the 'exit', if you know what I mean. So yeah, it was a joke about the commercial, "Glade: plug it in, plug it in". Yikes.

The opening part where Kris reports like a real reporter is LIT!!! 100% so powerful. I thought I'm in a wrong channel but it is good to have something new on your videos Kris..you nailed it again ☝️☝️💯

4:44 That Is My All Time Favorite Meme ✨“The Dog Of Wisdom” ✨

Kris, I love you so much!!! Every single video that I've binge watched in the past month, you have made me feel so much better about myself!!!! Don't ever change your intros!!! I love it that you compliment us in literally every video!!!! OH and the only 2 small tats that I've got, is a small heart on my left hand to represent how I wear my heart on my sleeve, and then I have the semicolon symbol on my right hand and it represents that my story isn't over yet, because I've tried to unalive myself and God kept saying no, it's not your time yet, and now I'm so happy and content with my life!! I've got my confidence back and my self esteem!!! Thank you, Kris, love ya!!!

I love how she rate’s it on how bad it is the score goes up and how good it is the score goes down 😂❤

It’s called “Wisdom dog” lol I had it stuck in my head for a week and kept responding to my friends like that ( 4:48 )

kris always makes my day shes so nice and funny i love her I LOVE HOW SHE COMPLIMENTS EVERYONE IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO (i hope her hand gets healed quick)

I love that Kris thinks feet are gross. I have feet too ugly for even a mother to love so I can totally relate. Found a kindred spirit!💕

1:38 if I ever get a tattoo its gonna be something like this

The duck in question at 2:54 was actually the goose from Untitled Goose Game (yes that's the real name of the game lol)

2:37 - Kris saying "is she... *insert adorable Kris mumbling here* ... blowing hiiiis ju-" me here thinking that it was a murderer who cut off the head of some poor victim.

11:44 bro pulled out the small intestine

I always love how she compliments us in each video

can we all agree that kris makes our day!🥰 her compliments are the best😊💗

she makes my days better since she compliments us in every way

7:31 all you need is cheese and you have summoned a demon named Yuga aoyama

I'm two sessions into a new tattoo that is going to take at least 2 or 3 more sessions (large) and I'm already getting lots of compliments on how crisp the lines are and how it looks amazing by people I don't really know (at work, out to dinner etc.) confident it wouldn't make this list :)

kris, is such a comfort person to be around, like no matter what the situation is she'll make you smile and comfort you

Kris literally such a queen!!! But can we take a second to talk about how 1/10 is good and 10/10 is bad, it really threw me for a loop the whole video 😂

6:36 real terry moment (in the netflix show brroklyn 99 there is a character called terry who loves suspenders and since its one of the best series i felt the need to mention it)

Who all agrees she's the person who makes our day better by complimenting us and making us happy through her videos?😆

I promise this is a compliment: I can’t sleep at night sometimes, and kris’ videos are what help me fall asleep at night because she’s such a comfort person. I love you Kris! Thank youuu

I have Eeyore's tail on my ankle. It wasn't done as well as I wanted and I'm going to get it fixed eventually, but I love it.

*Kris you are a queen like actuallyyyyy* *You lighten up my day*

2:01 and that is what I like to call the Crack Fairy

9:40 lol when I had cancer at 15, I was gonna get a guy weedwacking my scalp if I lost my hair.

I'm so baffled at the snake one did... did they just free-hand it? Was there no stencil???

Not even 30 seconds in and she has already made me smile. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE RU-vidR KMK!

I just got really sick at school, threw up a few times. As soon as I got home I turned on KallmeKris, and felt better quickly! Kris, you make me so happy and I'm always fired up for your new videos! Thank you for being such a kind, loving, and overall AWESOME person! Have a good day/night!

1:32 "I am dead inside"

Really lovely that instant regret for judging too fast with the lawn-belly! :D

I tattooed a heart on my ankle with pen ink when I was in the children's shelter as a foster child, and then later got a real, live tattoo artist to put an ICP hatchetman in the middle of it because I was dating a juggalo at like 19 and I wanted him to think I was cool. Now I'm just hoping to get the money to get it redone as a Sailor Moon compact type heart to cover the design with a Hermes wing attached to it.

i believe in compliments that kris gives us at the very beginning of every single video supremacy, MISS MAAM, U COMPLETE MY DAY 💳💥💳💥💳💥

Thank you Kris for putting a smile on our face every week.🤗

I have two tattoos, and one got damaged due to an allergic reaction. My tattoo artist had me using a cream twice a day after I got the tattoo and I found out in the worst way possible that I was very allergic to it. It’s scarred now and in a few years after the scar tissue finishes healing, I’ll get it repaired, but because it’ll be on scar tissue, it’s gonna HURT

ngl those lawn mower tatts I honestly found hilarious!!! I loved them!!

I just literally had the worst day of my life...needed some major laughs without a doubt....thank you very much Kris... really love you and your content...your making a change...please keep up the good work😌💜

Kris NEVER fails to put a smile on my face. She is an amazing person and should be protected at all cost. Sidenote:one of her tags says KrisCollins, I actually grew up with a girl named Christy Collins, the absolute ONLY time my full first name, (Christiana), was ever used was at her house so we would know which Chrissie C. her mom was talking to 😂 2nd Side Note: I feel like I could be in this video as I have a tattoo in between my shoulder blades of two feminine eyes, (long dark eyelashes, the suggestion of eyeliner, etc.), one of them is open, the other closed; my best friend has the same thing in the same place. The only difference is the eyes on my back are hazel/green, (the color of my bff's eyes), and the eyes on her back are blue, (my eye color), and the symbolism/meaning behind them is that I'm always watching her back and she's always watching mine. We also have butterflies on the inside of our left wrists, but the body of the butterfly is a lavender ribbon, lavender is the blanket ribbon for all types of cancer.

On the 5th tattoo, I’m choosing to believe it’s not a fail. It’s just a child’s drawing that a parent so lovingly got memorialized on their arm. Looking at it that way, it’s actually kind of cute 🥰 except for the overly pronounced chest. That’s a little uncomfortable lol.

3:06 my sister has that tattoo

0:15 Kris makes me happy every single day. Hope your hand heal quickly!!!

I just love how in each video kris comes up with a new and creative way to make the vid more engaging and funny. Love you Kris!🥰😍

Kris: “ omg I love that 1/10”

"Kris, you are pretty!" 😂

"That's like defacing property but it's your child" actually made me burst out laughing. So glad I stumbled on this channel, you are gosh darn hilarious

12:20 ---- you are VERY pretty Kris!!!!! Flawless skin, beautiful cheekbones, stunning teeth/smile, and ofc your damn perfect hair!!! When you said you were a beautician, I was like Ah! that's why your hair is stunning!!!

The first one is something my friend used to do in class and drew on some of our hands. It was cool and funny. Pretty sure he had the idea independent of that person.

One of my greatest joys is a collection of Eeyore coffee mugs I searched for during Disney visits. I use them every day.

Just as I finished the video, I noticed I was smiling the whole time. I think this alone describes how special you are Kris. Being able to make people genuinely happy is truly a gift. This is unfair tho. How can someone be pretty, funny, creative and have so many other talents at the same time? Love you☺️❤️

I really needed some laughs, and Kris never fails to make that happen. Thanks so much, love you Kris!

I like how she puts 10/10 for not getting it but 1/10 to get it 😂😂

Rainbow suspenders reminded me of Mork and Mindy so I saw that as a Robin Williams tattoo 🤣

Am I gonna watch a kallmekris video when I have to study for my exams? Hell yeah!

1:18 I believe March 4th was 10 days before covid started lol

I have tats and I love most of these hahaha!!! Also because of this ad for Native I saw it in the store and got it and I am in love with it so much

Omg the Native project’s are AMAZING 🤩

favorite female ever, love watching you kris you’re always a joy

Again Kris's compliments always make ya feel better. Hope ya hand gets better soon Kris. I'm covered in tattoos mine are all pretty good at least

Let’s all appreciate how much love Chris gives us and how she compliments us every day she really is the best person ever

Fun fact about the croissant moon at 7:40 : in french we call crescent moon ‘’un croissant de lune’’. The joke work in both language and I love it

I have several tattoos (9) and am getting another. I have been trying to figure what to get and now I know what NOT to get LMAO!! No matter what kind of day I have had I know that you will always make me laugh!!! I have watched all of your videos multiple times!!! Thank you for all the great things you do and for the spirit lifting compliments!!! Love ya!!!

I actually already use native! My mom had breast cancer and had to switch her deodorant to native because of how organic it is! I switched deodorants with her lol! ( ALSO I JUST WANNA BE CLEAR THAT SHE SURVIVED LOL )

It was the ''We can salvage it, just like my face" for me 😆🤣

The News should be like this like making people laugh instead of making people fear for their future life

I’m pretty sure we can all agree that no matter what she does in a video she will always make our day better lol 😂 and if Kris becomes a News Presenter I would be watching the news 24/7 lol!

So no tattoos (YET !!! lol) BUT at 6:17 is so cool. There are so many tattoos like this covering scars from surgery/self harm and birthmarks. PLEASE do a video on those. :) :) :)

By far… The BEST Kallmekris video intro I’ve seen yet! Wow, Kris you’ve really outdone yourself 😆

I was pooping💩 when Kris said (Kris): *You make my Palm swet when I look at you.* XD😂🤣.

can we take a second... shoot let's take a few hours to just appreciate how Kris makes our day that much better we love you forever Kris, please remember this cuz we love you more then you know girl

Me to myself: "parasocial relationships aren't healthy" Also me: "omg kris I love you 😍"

Kris you are sooo beautiful & Talented. I love your videos 💗

POV: you arent allowed to have tattoos in your country/religion but you just love watching kris react to horrible/funny tattoos

I’ve been having some extremely bad days recently, I’ve been suicidal but this put a smile on my face. Thank you so mich for posting these amazing videos.

I feel like Kris would be the kind of friend to hold your hair back while you throw up but also be gagging at the same time😂 love you Kris💙

love when kris is being an absolute savage also i only typed this so i could hear the sound of my keyboard

I have covid and watching your videos just make me feel better!

SHE JUST KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY AND I LOVE HER FOR THAT

10:40 was on Ink master. 😂

I have had so much fun watching Kris. Also glad I can share my bad tattoo story for her to laugh at. Back in the day of tribal tattoos, I got a tattoo at an easyriders Show where the artist has a vision and I said go for it. She did not tell me she needed both days off the show to do it, and I had to work the second day, and couldn’t get it finished. Doesn’t sound too bad, right? For over 20 years, it has looked like I have a diagram of a uterus on my back. Some day I hope to get a cover up. Sigh

Am I the only one who checks win this one? It says something like six months ago I still see the exact date and the fact that this one was posted the day after my birth date is kind of incredible, because I love watching KallmeKris

@5:56 Kris: My armpits smell like cupcakes. *EDP has joined the chat*

Cute fact about the croissant moon. So in French the moon is "la lune" and its called like that when it's full. And when it's not full it is called "un croissant de lune" 🤗🌛🥐

You look absolutely gorgeous Kris!!! The video as usual lifted my mood. Thanks a lot Kris. Its the best❤

the into made my day. keep at it kris

Watching this at 10pm- omg I love the trampoline one wowwww I WANT IT!