THE WORST TWEETS OF 2022 

It sounds like something that both Jordan Peterson or Senator Armstrong would say. And I think that's just great.

well, speaking of senator armstrong, boy do have news for you

Cancel culture strikes again!

you got ratiod by the dictionnary

I now say this to my non-binary friends.

citizens united v. fec

@@jacobmakes_jpg was paid for

Hasan IS an LGBT ally

corporations united vs fec

According to the courts they fucking are apparently

okay glad I'm not the only one who finds that endlessly funny 😂😂😂 its like an onion of terminally online bullshit

makes you think how many wile e coyote schemes can be turned into legal threats

Bro really said “I’m very litigious” instead of “oh I’m dumb let me delete this tweet”

You sack of wine

Twitter is just people interacting but the variety of people and their unique thoughts is an amazing concoction for humor you just can't find anywhere else. Society would just be so boring if it was just us normies

No wonder they burned it down twice

Apparently the idea that so much was lost in the Library burning is a lie. You can watch Jacob Gellers library video for info.

I wish my neighbours were so nice

That’s also boomer etiquette

No literally. It's encroaching into like every community, having the need to be insanely woke to the point that it's repressive of everyday life. Like a lot of drag queens on Twitter for example, have been encountering loads of people that don't even follow them (mostly cis straight people of course, but not always) or they do like their drag but know very little about drag/black/LGBTQ+ culture, that them being 'woke' gives an adverse reaction of homo/transphobia. Like them trying in their crazed, deluded head to be "open" and "inclusive" is literally shutting people down and away-- from them, anyway. Like why are they on the internet? Who knows, probably don't have much of a life outside of it.

Also...they dont have to eat it. Its not like the neighbour is going to force them to eat it if they are allergic lmao

I missed the chilli discourse as well. Had no idea it was Castamere chick, she's so cool! For ppl to attack her is so messed up, bc she doesn't bother literally anyone lol, just makes entertaining tweets. So i was sad to see it was her that was targeted in that debacle 😕 Glad ppl called out all the unhinged weïrdos trying to attack her, tho. Like who can find something bad about giving food to ppl in need? Twitter, that's who 🥴

And here I was looking for meaningful comment.

I was thinking exactly this, and it's the same thing for other dietary restrictions. I was given 2 massive trays of chicken around Xmas and haven't eaten meat in a decade, so I thanked them, told them to keep one and gave the other to my brother. Everyone was happy. Thinking you're the Earth's main character sounds exhausting and lonely

Fr. Like... you can just politely refuse, I don't understand why that's such an alien concept.

@@mspaint93 faaacts

@@komos3719It’s weird how some people expect everyone to know everything about them, and as such if there is a misunderstanding about them they act is if people are meaningfully insulting or harming them.

No literally, it’s like everyone was having ptsd and crying

We've all posted cringe before. I especially. But the s*** that came out of there was wild.

Some people still talk about it like it was more important than the war 💀

@@billfred9411 silent hill 2 didn’t say that

Why the fuck... who the fuck cares? It's a slap... they act more nervous than as if someone was just shot. I don't even know where their insanity began there

Poe’s Law taken to the extreme

honestly i feel like a lot of these people are so chronically online that it has made them mentally ill 😭

Most of them are bait but Hasan is too stupid and too bad faith to see it lmao

But she told black people she keeps hot sauce in her purse!!! -Libs

​@@Praisethesunson0⁰ 52

The one good thing from the quarantine is I really got to know my neighbors better and I cherish the new friendships and improvements on the old ones. We really tried to take care of each other! I hope you find a few more good people to add to your circle. I know I will be that elderly woman some day soon (too soon) and hope I will have kind neighbors like you who listen to my stories and bring me chili! Bless your kind heart! 🤗

I’m glad she has you two. Social connection helps people with dementia so much.

This is so wholesome. Much love to you keep doing it for as long as she lives!

I agree completely. There are a few single women and single mothers that live around my area and I always drop by to give them food and to hopefully come in and have a nice chat, though that almost never goes anywhere. I don't understand why people won't just let people in or take food from strangers, I'm not a bad person and giving them food proves that. These libs are so easily offended and afraid of everything lol. I know they like to reference 'statistics' about 'victims,' but that doesn't apply to me because I'm a nice guy.

I love this

Because they never set foot in a psychology class in the first place.

Should be a disclaimer next to any easily obtained piece of information lol

@@JohnSmith-mc2zz If your only education is a 101 class you're only slightly more informed than someone who consumes lots of pop science lol

that's a wild thing to say at the end of a 4 month class

😳😲

How can someone be offended by Chinese food?

@@tomgu2285 they feel embarrassed and defensive 'bout the fact they just don't understand it 😭

@@suds-p It's food, they need to stop thinking about the fact that it had Chinese in the name and just see if it tastes good. But I guess maybe crippling racism overrides their thoughts.

@Nicholas Time Pigs are gross period so what you said is very weird. Like why are you having a problem with pig ears when you eat pig legs, feet, rump, etc? Its the same shit.

@@Nabs-xd2qr he might just not like ear in general. also different parts of an animal will taste and feel different

Same. I don't know whether to feel confused or angry. Holy shit these people are unhinged.

I created twitter acc like a year ago (passive user) and I dont wonder anymore why is this world in state it is now. People live in an illusion.

@@idontcare9041 It makes you really lose faith when you realize most people in real life are the same way. People that aren't fucking stupid are few and far between, cherish your friends fellas. The average human being is a straight up fucking idiot. Really makes you appreciate the people you know more lol.

Most days I feel like I am the only human being not having a FB account, Twitter etc....... All I see are brainwashed people.

@@youdontexist. could you extrapolate on that? I also don’t have a twitter and have never gotten around to making a a dummy lmao

Down

How dare you vote out bad politicians?! THEIR FEELINGS ARE VALID

@@idontcare9041 lol at voting

The government should always be terrified of the people. Accountability does, and should, take many forms.

@@TAP7a no you dont want them literally afriad - its doesn't lead them to voting how you want, it lead to them doing things worse than the partiot act

Do you have a bed to sleep in and food to eat?

@@colonizingpuertoricoisunde2971 ???????

Same energy as "Tommy needy drinkies" or whatever

that phrase is basically always said by the worst liberals who have ever posted.

How can the dude write “I’m obviously not saying it was the same as 9/11” and don’t stop right there and thinks “hmm I think I’ll pass on saying this”

Omg the telegram bot reply 💀💀

yeah, like they're hurting their brains trying to understand how he could be so into a scam

You can explain NFTs perfectly and it will still be the dumbest bullshit ever. The only people that “understand” NFTs are the ones that had it explained as an exploitive get rich quick scheme

@@Pheatan but that’s exactly the point, you can’t explain it at all because the natural response to understanding the concept is “but why” 😆

youre forgetting though, thats only true for men, if its a bunch of women trying to decipher your garbage then you are in the clear because women is dumdums

He's a pervert for teen cartoon girls like She-Ra.

who is this quarter pounder guy? Never heard of him

@@aurelien5747 Mtg the quartering. Alt-right cultural crusader type guy who is famous for being so racist and annoying they got banned from mtg. Now he is known for repeatedly trying to suck off Elon Musk in Twitter comments.

@@aurelien5747 assuming you’re not meme-ing, he goes by The Quartering. Used to be a Magic: The Gathering RU-vidr, but WOTC banned his ass so now he’s redpill weirdo. Also he got blackout drunk and pissed on his basement studio floor

@@aurelien5747 you're better off not knowing

Gay

@@Dgjserffft Darth Maul Lego

@@user-gp6lq5mg9z gotem

"up yours woke moralist!"

@@Dgjserffftmake sure to put “I’m” before that

omg yet another reply i tried to look at and it is this person trying to scam peeps wtf

If nothing else, late stage capitalism is hilarious

@@hello7032 right guys? right?!?!

“More unhinged” is a better way to put it

these are the last few years of the United States' existence. we deserve the fun, craziest timeline

@@hello7032 late stage *neoliberalism* I wouldn’t blame it all on capitalism; but deregulation *wink wink boom*

Thoughts and prayers go into an IMAGINARY box that doesn’t fix our problems. But votes go into a REAL box… that still doesn’t fix our problems. Lol.

Ok Rebecca

Gross

​@@brennanlottes2276 I think they're riffing on the tweets of parents boasting about things their kids totally, definitely said

@@EricChoiniere lol and the response to one of those tweets was ok Rebecca

@@brennanlottes2276 haha alright I guess I was just a reply guy 💀

Yeah, that story makes me want to remove myself from society and move to a remote island with no internet. I’m not old but I can actually remember a time when it was just a nice thing to do to drop food off with a neighbor - without any unhinged, arrogant commentary from the cheap seats about all the “due diligence” you should do first or toes you might be stepping on. Honestly, if “you” are the kind of person who gets offended by a neighbor dropping off some chili then the problem is with you. Talk to a therapist and do better.

@@BoringTroublemaker don't be so discouraged by this. the amount of people who genuinely thought that what she did was inappropriate are extremely small and they've been torn into all across the internet. this was largely brought on by people who already hated the original poster and were looking for something to get mad at, it just got blown up on such a large scale. a few terminally online freaks are not representative of large chunks of the population. I know seeing stuff like this can still be disheartening, though. but something that's helped me tune out weird discourse is the idea of "don't take criticism from someone you wouldn't go to advice for". scenarios like this aren't really what that phrase is ment for, but the sentiment still applies. the kind of people who genuinely thought that what she did was inappropriate are not the kind of people you want to be around, and most other people would agree.

@@liina1028 It really seems like there is WAY more bad and shallow people, than just a ''handful'' of people. All you have to do is look at how many views/comments and followers toxic people have: and you'll know. They are everywhere. It's not just a small % doing bad things: it's a LOT of them constantly ruining everything. Hence we need to expose them to restore 'faith in humanity'..... which, I hardly get anymore. I seriously think we are all F*ed: the 1d10ts are legion and in control.

“Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t go to advice for” is such a good line. I really needed that

@@BoringTroublemaker To be fair, this is twitter, not real life.

Honestly Twitter in general feels like "I am kinning h !tler and I was him in a past life uwu"Tumblr era type of crazy sentences honestly

The 2018 great NSFW purge released so many absolutely brain broken individuals from Tumblr into the twitter space because they didn't have anywhere else to go lol it's not surprising that Twitter really stopped being fun around then.

I can understand that though. There are people out there who are constantly saying racist and transphobic shit because "WE MUST HAVE JOKESSS!!!!!" If you can't make humor without offending a minority group, just don't make humor.

It was a little undercooked but I do feel somewhat similar. Not that I want to ban jokes in the name of empathy, but I think it's important to understand that jokes are still actions that carry their own consequences. Don't go around crying because you were making fun of someone and you get punched in the face. Also, comics are pretty often very unlikeable people with a lot, and I mean A LOT of haters. I wonder why

I think the older you get, if you're a certain kind of person, you've heard all the jokes before and if you're an empathetic or compassionate person you sort of just want things to get better more than anything. Suppose it's losing your sense of humour but it's harder to have a sense of humour if you care innit?

no - its long past him getting his ass kissed over it - we now move on to demanding he have queer sex with them on camera

Slaaay

i wish i was like him... i still get nervous around gay people and transgenders

@@kingnative im gay and i get nervous around gays

@@firstofawll how do you get over that feeling though...

Bring a knife with you everywhere

Good for you J. Lucas, because from what I got from sickos on YT about that movie (which I like), is that Nathalie was such a tease and etc. I won't write it here, but it was pretty disgusting, as you can guess..... She was a CHILD for F sake. There are a lot more sickos like this than people think.

It's a late reply, but I just wanted to say that your interpretation accurately aligns with the actor Jean Reno's portrayal of the character. He wanted perform Leon as an emotionally stunted and withdrawn man utterly incapable of abusing Natalie Portman's character, and he made sure to always give her control over the emotional framing of scenes that involved any hint of intimacy.

This was my interpretation of the film and the character of Leon. I feel like it goes from strangers to tutor/mentor and then intergenerational friendship. The obvious elephant in the room is addressed but yes it's clear Leon isn't even really capable of abusing Portman, despite being a hired killer.

Ok but here's what's worse: I'm pretty sure the smell that he is refering to is that weird baby smell that lingers on some people until they're in their 20s. So that dude needs to be institutionalized, straight up.

@Symone Yeah I get what you mean I almost couldn't really think of what he meant by that but was heavily weirded out nonetheless. That's like somebody who gets hype when they smell milk and honey which is the smell of a nursery essentially.

@@symone166 Wait, what? I always knew "baby smell" as what attracted dogs to little kids; I never perceived any such scent, myself.

​@@Robstafarian I didn't know that about dogs, so at least there's that. But yeah, it's crazy.

@@symone166people have that into their 20’s??? I though it stopped when they are like eight and younger. Like that’s the maximum age I can think of and I’m exaggerating that too cause I don’t think I’ve smelled my five year old nieces head with the same scent of a baby. Like yeah, smells nice, but not like a baby. Or maybe I just don’t know cause I’m not smelling peoples heads 😂 would like to hear more about what you think since you seem to know your smells.

That’s hilarious and horrifying. The idea that this dude can smell deodorant/soap and not think, “oh, that’s a nice shampoo/perfume/other nice-smelling thing the person used,” and instead thinks something as creepy as, “oh my, that smell must be that person’s natural musk, and I notice younger women smell like that. That proves that younger women smell more attractive.🤤”. I just…who’d doesn’t know about soap or deodorant? I wouldn’t feel safe being near a guy like that, but also my nose is bleeding at the thought of being within 100 yards of the guy. Dude probably smells like a skunk died of disappointment in the hot summer sun.

20:56 Warning: volume

I never heard about it but I already know it's a pickle, not a zucchini, and it's the funniest movie ever made.

parley view Francis. aye?

@@b1bbscraz3y I hope you are refering to the fakt that this person is speaking about french movies.

@@theodorschaffner7740 *parlez-vous français?

@@sma4827 non je had it in shool but never paid atention

​@@sma4827 Nen, ik slaagt elt nederdradd

Start the clock

I am setting on 12 hours. You in?

What was the thumbnail, I don't see it. It looks like you were right. Cool

@@leslie1353 aaaand, I'm clocking 38 minutes. That's pretty impressive.

@@soulance8342 if it’s the CP tweet it’s still in the thumbnail but the word porn is censored

Ohhhh spill some Kai tea please

@@hello7032 oh brother. we would be here for decades.

@@Psyche1226 that’s fair. I only was at one event, a sit in against sinema where he was the main guy and I just got…bad vibes about him

@Nicholas Time Okay? I know I’m weird? I’m also into snuff erotica, gonna piss your pants over that too?

Yeah I was expecting that too. That was wild

Envy

“If the roles were reversed, I’d let my dad-“ “If the roles were reversed, it’d be your mom.” Knowing Quartering, he’d either be suddenly grossed out or even *more* ok with the examination.

I think I’ve watched someone explaining the movie, but from a non-pedophile perspective and I cried because of how beautiful the idea was and how people should act, and then he dropped the bomb that it was meant to be pedophilic and I was flabbergasted. So I haven’t watched the movie, but do you think it would be good to show to a child? Like what’s the minimum age you would show this to a kid?

I know right?! I wish JP would at least share a source, I can't find this stuff anywhere! /s

@@boianko Jesus Christ even as a joke 👀

@@andrewwalker9960 Maybe it was a bit much. But what can you say in this situation without it becoming even more depressing.

i was just searching for p.rn accs and ive seen 1 unfortunately

There is a lot of drawn CP

thats his brother, murat

Swifties should be in jail honestly

​@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14Matt Healy existing is a Swifties 9/11