The Zelda speedrun where you sleep with Paya as fast as possible 

Still a good video

The person above me is named rodrigo

All good cause the content is great

Nah, it’s fiiiiiiiiiine, as long it was uploaded, you should be glad you were even able to create this video

@@flyingchicken6720 correct

CHAD

Ultimate Chad move, so Chad that if requested link crossdresses

Lmfao

He's older than 100, he was asleep for 100 years

@@anonymoushy he never said that link was 100 it was a 100 year old SLEEP

@@GGMU_RIPCITY Wait is 6 feet the width?!

@@sentient5 8's the length

........ run

"Link she could be your granddaughter and you know that"

What the actual fuck

Tbh getting laid should get you extra health, he literally stayed up all night

That's cause he stayed up all night staring at the door waiting for something spooky to show up

ur a friggin genius

I don't know if this is funny or should go in cursed comments.

@@andryuu_2000 Or it spends stamina because of the physical effort lol

Nah it was intentional

He said "rock solid" like 5 times in a row, he _knows_

Oh, he most certainly knows.

That's the one irl category i don't want to try. Too much rng related shenanigans

I'm on record pace for die perc-

@@someguy764 my friend finished this speedrun in 10 years

@@FrakessAnim damn, has he decided to stay with the run or has he started more attempts?

@@someguy764 idk

Oh yeah

LMAO

r/beatmetoit

Except her parent literally watched them

Impa literally asks Link to stay with her

Now I'm just imagining Link narrating his entire adventure to himself as he goes

this is the 3rd of this comment ive seen, be original

He laid the same woman 100 times

literally.

@@ninjawafflezz5356He does in the original Japanese

Surely you meant “the Shrine or Erection”?

RESSURECTION BY ERECTION!!!

Ha giggity

Y cuz linkz nutz

and the owo time shrine

Wat? Dis real?

Nope now’s the time

Omg i’m dying 😂💀

DUDE

i dont get it :/

LMAOOOOOOOO

@@poodrofartman2802 Your too young ig

My man has the biggest brain of all time!

he is hornier than every living being combined

testosterone also increases when you work out , going to the gym makes you hornier lol.

@@shukrantpatil Thats strange I recently started going to the gym but I feel like my libido hasn't changed since before or after I started working out. But then again I'm female so maybe it works differently?

🗿

Link has three girls falling for him. That’s actually insane

It seems someone hasn't played ocarina of time

@@karsbrume9516 *It is I princess Roto of the Zora*

@@JugularJohn you haven’t counted nearly 90% of people who play botw

@@JugularJohnlink has been a harem protag since forever lmao

"I'm glad grandmother is safe, but I still feel so...violated" Poor choice of words Paya

Yes sir

Yo

Oh master link!

End me now please

I see 69 likes so ima keep it there...

Nice

a beautiful 69 likes for no apparent reason

Lmao

There is no 69 likes anymore :(

Thank god I have my trusty dog with me

@Neyo 8826 the book's real tho, the contents are a diferent story.

What is the colour of said Bible?

@Neyo 8826 I can’t tell what you mean by that Is the book itself not real or the contents of the book

“So hard...” hmmmmmmm?

Omg 😂

ow did i miss that? thats amazing

Lmao

don't know whether it's a duty or a sin to have made this 666 likes

@@mikudayoooooo you Did Well Soldier

At what point she says that

VERY poor choice of words.

i'd think they were either 1) going insane, or 2) you know what

Bringing new meaning to "gold split".

Pb?

@@coffeech.1838 personal best

Haha I'd think that's a record for how fast they finished or how long they lasted lol

:)

Np babe I'llne done in 2 minutes

"Just need to buy a bomb real quick"

He just needs to do a BTB 😂😂😂

40 minutes. Thats all I need.

But it still takes longer to get laid than to save the world.

In whatever alternate universe it's canon, I imagine that before Impa placed Link in the Shrine of Resurrection, she confessed (thinking he was unconscious) that she'd always wanted to bang him. So naturally the first thing Link does after awaking is race straight to Kakariko to take her up on it. He sees her, realizes in horror she's 100 years older... then sees Paya and thinks, "Ok, she'll do."

same

@@SomeRU-vidTraveler i mean. impa looked like paya a 100 years ago.

@@SomeRU-vidTraveler GOD, your comment is so cursed.

13:51 if anyone wants the time stamp

Now its even more

Damn you really counted since birth lol

F

That time isn't bad. If you finish the run before 18 years you might run into a game breaking glitch that gets the npc removed from the map for several years of playtime.

@@cheeeeezewizzz lmao

You sus

im scared to like this

😳

420th like at 6:09 AM

Nailed the like button

I laughed at, "I choked".

@@avatargrafiki you better swallow that laughter

@@pikachufanz4744 nothing to swallow. Didn't really laugh. Just wanted to be funny. Lol.

@@avatargrafiki I was making a joke there as well. "swallow"

@@pikachufanz4744 yeah I know. Ignore me. Lol.

Eaaasily the best

Or you know the paya’s Hand might not be down if you get what I’m saying

I dont know the mario nipple speedrun is also pretty good.

yo he didn't credit ScottFalco for making it here

more like hands up

They do have you do the exhausted animation after the… encounter… with the fairies

@@Jerry_FIts because he was holding his breath, right? Right?…

Yeah. But fate finds a way to make me happy....

@@mranxiety9995 stay back, satan

What if you also make yourself 10

@@badrecords-6476 then the police go to jail for watching

Shit I should have heard this earlier

Paya: "You're already tired out? Wait-" Link: _stuffing his face with food_ *"Not anymore."*

Well according to the game chronology, it was a 1 full night

@@TextualDeviant LOL-

@@TextualDeviant My eyes.

@@yunarukami14What about them- your big, beautiful eyes 👀 that is?

*laughs in wheeze*

@@WeeGail6 *wheezes in laugh*

Life in a nutshell according to science

Hey, you’d be pretty horny and desperate for some lovin’ if you haven’t had any in 100 years...

@joshua spriggs Ah come on, can't you let us immature gamers have some fun?

Sometimes you can get it sub 7 years!

You mean pay to win?

Jodi Joji wtf 🤣🤣

simp

@@qinntsuki2485 even if i paid i wouldnt win

No

Well the master sword is big😏

No no

@@shxhebx2039 stop

You forgot hah, heh, hoooaaa!!!!!

Ah, explains my situation then! Crappy RNG :( But ill take what i can get and make it work eventually :)

@@derpsquad3306 Wait, what

@@Liam-fd4uh he has bad RNG, basically can't get laid

@@stpidstuff Correct But even with bad RNG, something good is bound to happen at *some* point!

Thank you for the time.

How… For Educational Purposes

@@jooobjoob I, for one, believe this to be useful information. I believe it could be quite beneficial to many people.

who ruined the 69

@@turtz4life432 its 420 for me now

Who ruined the 690

Its at 769 and i wanna like it so bad

Imagine doing this questline after beating Vah Ruta.

@@S.I.L. Zelda and Mipha: >~

@@S.I.L. thats even worse,there should be a speedrun like taht

There's more

@@S.I.L. Mipha watches jelously Revali is disturbed The other 2 are just confused

I read it as He sleeps with ganon

@@microwave8931 who wouldn't

@@sleepy_llt3307 apparently Zelda

I-

@@sleepy_llt3307 well it depends. Which form are we talking about? Dad bod wind waker, buff daddy from twilight, or whatever kind of hentai fantasy calamity ganon is? Aw hell, who am i kidding, of course we’d sleep with ALL of those forma.

*NICE*

Shoutouts to the one guy in chat saying beast***ty%

@@mercuryrising9758 XD

It ain't simpin' if you pound it.

Isn't Simp% just immediately going to fight Ganon?

What..?

Like.

that would suck

@@cyb3rl0v333 how do you not get it

Oh Oh no

Good one

"Sheer fucking will" Literally

Sheer. Fucking will.

@@tamoozbr and @Pyryte i was gonna make that joke :(

Sheer fucking paya

Age doesn't matter for drawings

@@ZBJDMLife oh hell nah bro

@@ferxanik All drawing are minors then.... If its something being just drawn... it is aging by seconds after its creation. idk I'm high asf

Well, here’s some magic powder. Clean yourself up.

Oh my god he can mend his severed limbs just by eating a few apples he’s PERFECT!!

@Eric Lee his surname is legit Ant tho lmao

“That was quick”

"sub 1 minute let's goo"

HOLYYY I READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID THOSE WORDS

I think this comment is the winner out of the whole comment section. 😂

Accurate representation of what’s about to happen to be honest.

Time?

Igor Juszczak 14:00

"What is that, Mahogany? That's a sturdy wood right there."

He didn't actually t-pose. He opened the door normally as he always does.

@@joblessmf420 🤓

*zeus be like*

@@skibbledebabble1853 you couldn't make a better joke there

@@JoJoboiWav nope

@@skibbledebabble1853 Best joke ever

Why Do You Take Time To Write Like This When Its Really Fucking Weird And Makes You Look Like A Massive Tool

he finds a dead body and moves on

He tells them he's a streamer and that is all that is required

@@galaxycollision3887 r/cursedcomments

SmallHooker1

@@expomarker7868 genius

There already the pick up artist community. Unfortunately is their attitude a bit off. Hopefully the speed running community could bring some virtue in process.

Depending on how you define it, you could start the speedrun and then just lay your significant other. So it would be easily cheesable

Any% would be brutal, with police and fbi involved.

This got very dark very quickly

Outside speedrun Get laid%

Right?! This dude doesn't even know his name when he wakes up, all he knows is that he has to bend time and space and travel like 5 km, fix everyone's problems in an *entire village*, and bone down in this 120 year old lady's house with some girl he literally met like, 20 minutes before that point. This is what happens when you finally realize your purpose in life I guess

Holy sweet Jesus... from all the othee comments, you're the BEST ONE.

Yeah, this one’s good

Kaiwala into paya

Shows how desperate these comments are for human interactions lol. Alot of virgins in this one lol.

@@katseyegem5478 to be fair link isn't the type of guy to get laid with anyone that isn't zelda

@@katseyegem5478 I don't understand how your comment relates to anything but I'm guessing you want an ego boost.

To be fair its a kids game with mild themes and nowhere does link "get laid" it shows how ppl like the poster and these comments from these immature kids/ adults ruin something others enjoy thats all lol.

@@katseyegem5478 dude this is in no way a kid's game tbh. I just find the speedrun hilarious and take into account Link's entire character, he takes things far too literal. That's what makes this funny. Really, Link's more of an asexual icon.

ikr

Lmao

Also known as politics

Also known as a gangrape

agreed

craigslist

That’s actually pretty similar to the plot of the manga _The World God Only Knows_ .

But what does it mean? Explain please

@@TimurSokol dude, I hope you're joking

@@ubern00bkye I don't know what that means either, but i'm not from the USA so meh

@@Blosteroid I'm not from the USA either

@@ubern00bkye Ok, so?

Dont worry, they knew what they were doing was wrong. Thats why they were fine with capital punishment by moon

@@mr.potato Well now I know what game this is from

Who?

@@intensellylit4100 Kafei and Anju are from Majora's Mask, they were engaged and Kafei was turned into a child.

@@johnherb4243 thanks

Who is small ant 1???

Who is smallant?

Which ant is small??

@Eric Lee smallant is pretty big for his kind tho

what ant small ant 1 is whas small?

My furry alarm is going crazy. You know anything about this?

@@jacksonb8123 ewww cringe furry 🤢

Right in front of grandma

Her grandmother doesnt care, because she is proud and loves link's log as well

Sir, with respect, shoo.

What are you doing here? This isn't JoJo

Harry Laundon Is he not allowed to comment on non jojo vids lol

Kaiwala Daga Kotowaru