Theo Von on Why Louisiana is so Mysterious & His Love of Stray Animals 

Any Theo von story: 50% fact 50% who tf knows

"...down here in Manhattan, the Jewish Atlanta." Theo says the most accurate, genius shit and it seems to be accidental half the time.

''I've opened up 9 cans of worms, and we only have one fishing pole". LOL

“Checks and bullyences” 😂😂😂. This is why Theo is on another level.

"there are a lot of start-up zoos and sanctuaries down there" one year later we're made well aware thanks to Tiger King lol

"all animals are homeless...according to God"

Billy conforto embankment gang

Lived in New Orleans for 6 months last year. By far the the most backward, dangerous, exciting, beautiful, friendliest, coolest place I’ve ever lived.

I bet Theo's IQ is off the charts. Hilarious that people who aren't familiar with him probably think he's an idiot. Little do they know that's what he wants them to think. You can't be this witty and clever at the spur of a second and not be cognitively supreme. The best part is he rarely even laughs or acknowledges his own rare abilities. It's a beautiful thing to watch.....

Billy Conforto ate a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment RIP the legend

"ned stark is awesome, you're going to love him." lmao

“the bark market” there were at least 6 genius quick witted calls

“Remember they used to have Rottweilers” “They still do” 😭

I can’t believe Theo didn’t take the opening when they were talking about wild and stray animals to tell the story about a bunch of primates escaping from a test facility in his town. The cops had to recruit the bigger teenagers to help them round them up.

Theo is one of the most naturally funny people ever. He never let's the truth get in the way of a good story. GANG GANG

He always brings up billy 😂❤️

He really said the Jewish Atlanta 😂😂😂

RIP BC, never saw that embankment coming

"They've got swamps, hearsay.."

Theo's Game of Throne bit is hilarious. Kiills every time. "Ned Stark, man he's awesome isnt he?"

"The Birds and the Bichon's" 😂

They didn't even catch the " Fuckin Birds and the Bichons" line hahaha. Theo is so damn funny off the cuff, what a Legend

Theo never ceases to amaze. Just tremendous. Real national treasure and gem.

“Checks and Bullynces”😂😂

Theo knew all about the dark arts of exotic animal farms

The bar he was talking about with the bear wrestling was the Scottish inn.

Theo met joe exotic when he fought that bear

Theo is the funniest comic in the game right now hands down. Nobody can top his personality

“Instead of birds and the bees it’s The birds and the Bichons” -they completely missed Theo’s gold. Went right over their heads.

Birds and Bichons. Cheques and Bullyances. This is why I love Theo Von lol.

Bob Barker his wife, Betty White. 🤣🤣 The Bark Market 😂

Yes!!! Theo is the best! The sting in the thing

Lol alot of people from the south grow up in not really subpar conditions but not the best so they learn to make light of shit and never be to serious about themselves makes for a great sense of humor

Get in there!

Theo Von is dead accurate and very clever with everything he said in this video

07:44 "On the bark-market"...haha that's good.

"down in Louisiana where you have a gay guy wrestling a bear for 5 dollars", why a gay guy, "because he was a bigger draw"

Lol my grandma was the attorney for the patent on fake dog balls

“Checks and bully-ances” “The bark market” 😂

Theo Von: "Check and Bullyances". Yo this guy spits straight fire jokes that just go right over most people's heads haha

Rest in peace Billy Conforto, drove into an embankment high on sum pills,

best comedian they've had on for sure

"Birds and the Bijon's" oh my... 😂😂

I'm so grateful this dude exists. I don't know how to explain it. Like a long lost country cousin. We got those "you look like ..(insert random ethnicity or busted actor descriptor here)" faces... ppl questioning if youre Chinese Mixed Cherokee Chihuahua. DS eyes too. The way he uses English tho. I can't get over his poetic punches. Sawed off humans. Wild unbelievable childhood experiences. Truly been in such an existential down swing for Months, yet heres this crazy craw daddy making me laugh about the shit that hurt.

Out on the bark market lmao dfkm Theo is fire 🔥

Theo Von with them MNS HITTERS .. them Melodious Non Sequiturs.

From st.louis love the saints never been to LA but tried to go 3 times each time it flooded. Almost don't want to go because the thought of new Orleans is as fun as being there.

All animals are homeless according to God - the rat king

Checks and bullyances LMFAO Theo is a trip

"Checks and bulliances" "stranimals" Theo is a hoot😂😂😂

" I opened up 9 cans of worms and we just have 1 fishing pole " 😂

Gang gang!!!

“Can dogs do birth control?” - Theo Von

Full interview?

I love that he didn't bite AT ALL on the "dog balls are weird" remark.

7:07 - "Checks and bullyences"

The bark market hahaha

“Yeah the fuckin birds and the Bishauns dude” lmao too good

Where can I see the rest of this gold

Bruh it really do be on 3g all over here in Mandeville n Covington where he from where I’m at now lol

When they said that they didn’t get to cheer for the lsu bama game I was so confused but then I realized it was from last year

They missed a lot of cuts lmao “Can dogs do birth control or not?”

full episode on youtube or no?

The Jewish Atlanta has me crying hahaha and the bark market

At least the rat king's immune system is strong during all of this.

Theo is so special man

"let me do a back flip for a dollar" 😂

I’d pay top dolla to watch Theo get back on PMT for 30 min, gang bruh

the hilarious birds and the bichon's comment by theo was completely missed lol

100% the goat.

Rip to big daddy billy baby drove right into an embankment

7:10 "they had checks and bullyences"

lol Theo killin this shit

Imagine downloading a podcast tho lol. We down in the south mostly tor

Theoo🖤

Need Theo on again

Gang gang baby ✌🏻🤟🏻

Rip Billy Conforto. Legend of the Theo Lore.

At 2:30 is he talking about the tiger king?

The birds and the bee-shauns... lol

Theo talk about tiger king!

Checks and bullyances

“Checks and bullyances”

Where’s the full interview daddddy?

HAHAHA He said "the bark market"

Theo might be referencing Mortins seafood serving dirty duck

Theo Von may be the funniest comedian alive right now

This interview took some strange turns lmao

"the ole bait and switch. It was actually a very rewarding job".

If it creeps, crawls, swims or flies we're gonna make a gumbo.

his mullet is legendary

I think this is the first Theo von clip I saw

I used to sell cutco knives! 😂😂😂

Pft looks like he's 22 how is he 35 lmao

Is that tiger king or Theo

Checks and bully-ances

Gang Gang baby

RIP Billy

Lmao I love Theo Nd I have a pack of 5 sometimes 7 but usually just the main 5 raccoons that live in my condo there’s a lot of wooded area around it and they stay digging in the dumpster and I feed them and I’ve been living here almost 4 months now and for the past 3 I’ve been feeding them and they finally know my scent and they come up to me not all the way close enough to touch only one gets that close his name is felix and dude is so wild and spontaneous lmao he will run up to me and try and steal my keys or whatever in my hand that I’m feeding them he wants the whole thing but then he runs off real fast and I’m like well why did you run up on me then if your scared lmao. I don’t touch them but it got me obsessed with them and to do my research they rarely ever have rabies and if they do they show major signs and die within a week of being poisoned. Also they can live in day or night they just prefer night so if you see one during the day and it’s acting normal it’s just a mother getting an early start on feeding her babies due to the competition 🙏🏽😩😩🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️❤️❤️🦝

Checks and bullyances.