Theo Von's Semester At Sea 

Them embankments...

It validates the story he’s telling. Comedy is art so don’t expect it all to be true but believing it’s true is part of the experience:]

No one makes it out alive, sweetie

😂😂😂

What happens when we die? What if you just end up all alone on earth? And the trees and animals all die, and the water dries up, and the rain stops falling from the sky, and the sun’s light begins to fade and the stars begin to burn out… but you’re just still existing. Not dying. And nobody answers your cries for some company. Eventually, you’re trapped in pure darkness. And cold. And then decades pass… you’re still alone. Has it been decades? Or has it been 1000 years? A million years?? who knows how much time has passed? It doesn’t matter, time no longer exists. It has run out. Everything has stopped existing. Everything but you. And then you start remembering all the times you were told about how Jesus offers the free gift of eternal life… but scoffed at the very idea. If it feels like the world is coming to an end… it probably is. It’s not to late to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior. He’s our only chance to pass through death and make it into Heaven. The blood of Jesus gets sinners into Heaven the way insulin gets sugar into a cell.

He's mentioned it at least once I forget where. This is also where his Vietnam story came from lol 😂

@@teddy.rose.88 he talked about it on TigerBelly .

episode 126 with lia ditton the rower ,he talked about it, and there is video in youtube,theo did stand up in sas reunion , he was in Fall 2000 class

I think hes mixing up his old friend with tom segura

Even when he’s being sincere I can’t take him seriously 😭

my moat theo statement is: him telling Brendan S. (wherever he was) they were having a koala come out. Brendan says: "whoa. those things are full of chlamydia. you better wash your hands" So, then, Theo says: " well, i got some things, too. HE BETTER WASH HIS HANDS!" 🤣🤣🤣 yooo...im dead!

@@deadassdgaf100 I liked when he was telling Joe it would be a good idea to eat someone Vietnamese on a plane in a survival situation. He said they would be more forgiving. And he said if you ate a black lady, her family would be PISSED. Rogan laughs but dismisses the idea and insists that the Vietnamese people would be upset too. Joe them immediately talks about how people in Japan seem not to harbor any bad will or animosity because of us dropping nuclear bombs there. Theo replies "Example A." Rogan and Jamie both die laughing at the comment

@@ryanleblanc6817 exhibit A , but yeah, love it. what about making lobe to a cheetah...."i think if you're good to it, it'll stay" "playin color me body with my own mind" THE RAT KING 👑 is the fkn G.O.A.T

Underrated comment although I do picture more of a Mississippi River boat but still boat schooled Forsure

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Theo does seem like a guy who got boat schooled, we agree.

bro lay off the acid...

Now it all comes to together...

In honor of mark.

He’s always mentioned going to the countries but never really explained how haha I just figured it was Road Rules

He actually has on this past weekend and once on the king and the sting

Cause he’s gay

I don't remember the episode where someone died and they put his body in a freezer lmao

Semester at sea is definitely a thing tho!

It’s what makes him one of the absolute greats!! I can’t tell some times either!😆😂

he was watching suite life on deck before this

I think the same thing all the time! At first im laughing and then theres no punchline he jusst keeps going and im like oh shit hes not joking 😂

It's all fake ! He is from Santa Monica!! His agent came up with the Louisiana character!

Suite Life on Deck vibes

hes mentioned it here and there on some pods back in the day i recall. Forgot all about it.

Link pls

@@MetalRampage23 Google!

I can confirm. I was on the same trip.

Nah bro he’s mentioned doing semester at sea on his podcast and once on the king and the sting. That’s the crazy thing about theo majority of the crazy shit he says is lies meant to be jokes but here and there he’ll actually say something true about his past and you can’t tell if it’s a joke or not lol

It takes a dedicated watcher of the podcast to tell when Theo is truthin’ or fibbin’. Lol I would say this is all 95% true with a few minor embellishments along the way lmao

Look up the anti drug ad where he tells the story of doing coke with a cab driver then driving while the driver is in the back with a hooker. The story has a much different vibe & seems pretty fucking depressing. He may just have a way of telling a fucked up story & making it seem like it was fun or silly when in reality it wasn't quite the way he made it seem.

I mean it’s a real thing lol

Theo has been in space. You heard it here first! He’s that atmospheric bad boy

He's playing 5D chess with us. I bet he has a few more huge chapters of his life he hasn't spoken on yet. Atleast I hope. Sounds cool when I say it like that.

Definitely legit. It stemmed from his OG Real World/Road Rules stuff on MTV.

🤣🤘

@Mr Boombastic Was the cruise before or after real world?

@@Joe-sg9ll- yeah that, stupid spell check. More north the better the weed.

Chico really isn’t near humboldt county. Maybe it seems like it from a Louisiana perspective I suppose..

Even if you're from so cal, chico and Humboldt are next to each other

Ya Chico State is a huge party school but humboldt state sounds more like the school he was describing. The weed flows like water up there

100 days with Theo… imagine that!

@@Joe-sg9ll Nah, there was a road rules season with a Semester at Sea theme, but Theo was not on that season.

@@LoneHero2 wow. I completely misremembered that.

The how did Theo get in, I wonder?!😂

He explains it. He was doin basketball.

@@rogue1267 doesnt mean he died from it tho

He has said, recently, that he paid off his student debt like 2 years ago.