There Is No Game... unless? 

everything is free after you pay for it

28:00 "Can I kill you? No offense?" is by far the funniest sentence out of context

"1, 2, 4, 3" something's wrong I can feel it

41:47 "So let's first get 50 x 3" Merg is the best math teacher I've ever had.

the hero: gets tired Merg: OMG its a baby!!

Merg counting 1, 2, 4, 3 was the funniest thing I've seen all year.

“You even control the seasons” “I’m not an oracle either” Is that an Oracle of Seasons reference?! 26:17 The ads are PaRappa the Rapper and Papers Please

Merg : OMG The baby is tired!!! **MERG PETTING HERO* Hero : *his energy fully restored* Merg : NOW CAN I KILL YOU? 27:55

27:55 "Oh- oh nooo the baby needs to be pet!" asdsahfdjhfaodif Merg you're so precious! 29:45 Rest in Peace, Parappa the Paper. 45:48 That squirrel Easter egg gives me infinite joy.

The guard at the end: He protecc He attacc But most importantly.... He bacc

Merg: "This isn't gonna work.." *thing works* Merg: *Surprised pikachu*

“That’s not gonna work” The game: *oh you think so??*

Just when I thought everything Merg said couldn’t get cuter, he tells the hero, “I’m sorry, I have to pet you”. Merg truly is the best human ever.

Hero: **exists** Merg: PET THE PRECIOUS BABY

Merg: Can you buy the 1 million gate legit? Me: Only one way to find out...

And now welcome everyone to... “COUNTING WITH MERG” say it with me “ 1, 2, 4, 3” Thank you for stopping by! We’ll see you next time where we count to 100!

That voice acting straight-up sounded like a nerdy Bowser

The moment Merg went 1-2-4-3 (36:26) made me laugh so hard XD

Merg: gives a guy a living 'person' to wipe his as* with Also Merg: haha that's foony

The fact that Merg actually starts enjoying the clicker aspect is both adorable and concerning. xD

I love merg playing this NON-game. It's just the kind of NON-game that goes really well with Merg's vibe. Kinda brings me back to the days of Hollow Knight XD (edit: oops forgot the NON-game, fixed it now)

There is no game, but there is always a key.

Merg . . . Did you hear about new editions of crunchy crunchy breakfast cereal? Cereal that's crunchy and melts-in-yout-mouth at the same time

I watched your content like a few years ago when I was pretty in to Undertale. I recently came back to see what you were up too and it’s just as great as I remember.

The notification of this video told me... "Hurry up and watch the video!" ... Obviously, it said it with a Russian accent.

The game: there is no game The player: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? Edit: wow this is the most liked comment I ever got thank you guys 👍

4:00 I was gonna correct you, but somehow "lightyears" fits in the sentence.. It's distance, not time.

7:39 i just love that one line, "Can i buy you?"

There is no game... unless you *PAY* for it with your very real money...

Merg: Leaves forever Also Merg: *Enjoy your cereal!*

36:24 Merg forgets how to count

The game: There is no game player: *Nah fam, I payed good money for this, make it happen*

I remember when this game was just a story about a cursed goat and now it's a full game

I'm so sad about so many other RU-vidrs who stopped playing the game at chapter 2 because it was too complicated... It's actually tons of fun overall. That's a shame.

44:08 "you're free, Princess!" "No I'm $99.99 noob"

I was waiting for this and I even thought about it earlier today: when is merg going to post another awesome video about there is no game

Your playing a game that isn't a game to later be in a game and yet there's still no game. Or is there?

People: Is there actually a game? Merg: Well yes, but actually no.

I thought clicking this video would lead me to a payment screen to watch the video

What everyone sees: tired hero What merg sees: baby

when the thing says: *No Views*

20:20 you got a archivement "serial clicker" the perfect archivement for une person that play clickertale 1 , 2 and 3.

It has become "pet the hero" meme

Merg "Can I kill you? No offense" Lol taking random quotes out of context, dont mind me (27:59)

I swear that “until next time, take care” fills me with so much happiness in a time when we desperately need it. Thanks Merg

I got a cereal ad while watching

At my time zone, you release videos at night and I feel so comfortable while watching them late at night in my bed Thank you for your videos merg It helped me to deal with a lot of stuff going on in my life (like death of my cat)

yee merg you continued it :D thank you! good luck with the rest of the game as well. you are going to enjoy it

Hype for silksong has rised a lot because of the Articles *i don’t want unnecessary spoilers, going in blind is the best experience*

You expected Gaia, too bad it was me Game. Oh you're aproaching the read more button? Instead of watching the video, you came right to the comments. "I can't read them without getting any closer" Oh ho, then come as you like.

Even the hero got some sence of humer Oh wait.. I mean the baby hero XD

I loved this game so much when I played it and now I love how you play this game. Thank you for this! ❤️

5:45 I've seen a lot of people play this game... ...and yet Merg is the first person I watch who actually questions this part.

That surprise attack was... unexpected...

this game is the best and you are the best person to do commentary on it, thank you for making this it always makes my week better

"OMG It's a Baby!" is just so adorable for Merg to say.

Hero:gets tired Merg: *O h i c a n c l i c k o n y o u !*

You are one of the best of the best of the bestest best ever in history thanks for making videos to make me smile you cherry!

Yesss i've been waiting for this! Love the content merg you're my favorite youtuber!

oh man dude, that Game 😂 I mean non-Game °° I love it, always happy to see the next part! Also it's even more funny with your commentary and sometimes the way you're lost with the puzzle's :P Again an really nice Video! Btw. congrats to 700K, i think you hit the Million in a not too long time ;)

"Oh oh oh its a pickaxe, I recognize how it looks" Also merg: Proceeds to fail horribly to craft a pickaxe

Oh hell yes, I just saw that there's something new on merg's channel and now Im super early Lets go

Please continue this series! It's so much fun!

Oh my gosh Merg, you're getting close to a million subscribers! Being your follower was really a ride.

I was waiting for this ･ᴗ･

5:46 Merg is the only youtuber that i watched that noticed that could go around it

The path: 🌳 🌳🌳 🌳🌳 🌳 Hero: 👁👄👁

Enjoy watching this series and every vídeo you make im always entertained

Merg' "1,2,4,3" *_go back to kindergarten_*

Congrats on 700k! :D also I got positive for COVID 19 today so yeah ;-; but then u posted this and I feel better TwT

I'm loving this series! :D

I've watched a full playthrough of this, man this "game" gets crazy, but such a cool ending

Hero: Exists Merg: *In order to proceed, please pay $9.99 three times.*

This is my first ever comment and I'm proud! Also I like your vids merg, keep up the good work

I have been ready for this video!

CONGRATS YOU ALMOST RE REACH A MILLION SUBSCRIBER 💓💓💓

Chapter 5 is definitely my favorite chapter. You’ll find out why

A pay to win free to play game is not a true game. I see where they were going this.

Haha! What a really fun video, Max! I am really enjoying this... non-series of yours! It is very fun and enjoyable to watch your journey, as well as your puzzle-solving skills and smarts! Your commentary is really, really nice and very funny as well. You made me laugh SO much with this video, heehee! Had a really good time watching it, as well as the other episodes! With that said, I would like to wish you a.... Happy Drei Könige day! [Many thanks to Aderena for being so kind as to tell me the holiday name! :P ] Have a lovely week, Max and thanks a bunch for this great series you're making! Great job as always! :D Take care, and Stay Determined!

4:16 That's why hero doesn't have any furniture. He goes bankrupt as soon as he goes out of his house.

Welcome to the 4th...? Chapter of the NON-game, kids.

small character: exists merg: THE BABY

Thank you so much merg!

Ohh this is gonna be good!! Im pretty late cause i was talking with a friend that i havent talked to in a while but now im here!!

Hero : "Made in.. I can't read the rest.." Me : "It's made in China, it's definitely made in China."

Nope. There is no game. No more needs to be said. There's just no game.

You know, I am really liking this playthrough

I'm excited for the next episode!

"Legend F the secret"

People playing games in mobile wants everything to Free2Play but PC players doesn't because of this reasons

Bro merg getting adds to solve the button puzzle is hilarious

The hero looks so adorable when he's tired. :D

Did merg just quit Clickertale 3? Because, the last episode was 2 months ago.....

This video is the legend of the secret if it was made by EA

Hey merg, remember Celeste? Recently celeste modding community made an huge collaboration even bigger then the main game with levels of all dificults: *Spring collab 2020* There's some tutorials to how to download mods on youtube in a channel called iamdadbod and is actually pretty simple! First: your need to install "olympus" the installer of 'everest'. Everest is the mod loader, just install olympus (maybe running olympus.exe can make an antivirus alert, but that's ok!) , connect it with your celeste directory and then boom, your modded celeste is installed Then, go to an site called "gamebanana" search for celeste. This is where the celeste mods are, search for spring collab and use one click installer to automatically install it and put it on your modded folder. Just go to modding options in your game, then install the dependences. It may take a while, cuz spring collab have a lot of content. Then just restart the game and create a new spring collab save, there's multiple mini chapters (like c side size+) and you can select the difficult you want to play as an chapter, that takes you to the lobby, where you can find the mini chapters. There's also gym's to lean new tech! Is quite hard to explain, but if you have any questions you can ask in #modding-help on celeste discord server.

I am so glad this is a long video

Merg: No, the baby! Me: No, that’s A kid named “Hero”!

It's soo-dow-koo! ^^

I don't even knew this Game existed but; *You gave me a purpose on life*

25:55 He's getting angry on your behalf, even if he can't do anything to help :D