These Times Signs are Absolutely Hilarious 

That was my thinking and I failed maths

You make a valid point.Note:, I also failed math.

If you survive listening to a banjo twice... Are you in luck?

Yup. Here's a quickie on Murphy: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ztIOXpXgQDs.html

Some guys are born to be daddies. Murphy is obviously one of them.

Thanks. I was wondering if it was the one in Arkansas.

​@@elizabethsohler6516 If it _were_ ...

But on the sign your is spelled wrong, it should be you’re

It's details like the shades which really sell a sight gag. I loved it.

or @ least get a free damn phone with unlimited service.I would need a sat. phone

Unfortunately, many full-time salaried employees can't collect overtime.

Way better than the pet rock and it sold millions !

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Ducks also use it to wrap around the bills of noisy ducks... you know who you are!

Oh, I wouldn't say that......................

Actually, it was to let Gort know that Klaatu was dead.

And though shall counteth to 3 🤣🤣

It isn't real unfortunately. All politicians lack common sense as we know well, but this un's made up.

I heard "Check you for ticks" one day at a "christian" grocery store in Texas a few years ago. Laughing so hard.

Wow, thanks for that, it's really appreciated

Yeah. I doubt there's anything about being on call in their contracts and they aren't being paid for it either, because no business that is following the law would be that unprofessional about it.

He was really pointing out his own stupidity. Betting he moved here from California.

Sorry I'm not American. Mind to explain?

​@@michaelairheart6921but he's absolutely right!

I think it was in Texas. Enough said.

that is not truth. maybe you need a sign to learn what truth is? what you gave was an OPINION!!!! NO FACTS.

@@sunshinehoward9649 It isn't the truth? I've heard about priests, coaches, scout leaders and politicians molesting children. What Drag Queen have you heard about who has sexually assaulted a child?

Me too!

it's an opinion! Not like it's true!

@@sunshinehoward9649 In that case, Fox News should changes its name to Fox Opinions!

Turn off the sound. I do it all the time, works well.

Apparently "land" in Maori (New Zealand). [I had to look it up.]

PS: besides the ridiculous town that I cannot enter the name here

Oh no, he was saying he doesn't believe drag queens are a threat to kids. I guess without context that sign is confusing. There's a huge controversy in the USA right now, where some states have changed laws to target drag acts, because apparently they somehow threatened children. The tamer accusations are that they're going to inadvertently influence impressionable young minds. Mid range is that they are TRYING to turn kids gay/trans, like there's a LGBTQ cult. The worst is that being a drag queen is an indicator that someone touches kids inappropriately. Of course that would make drag acts a group of creeps, organizing to prey on children. I know, I don't get it either, but that's what this man is protesting against.

EXCELLENT!

Should of got an android.

You don't know who I am.

@@mikeball6182 I don't care who you are.

@@lagodifuoco313 I'm Yor.

She's a he. And he IS distressed. He lost his partner and that is why he has taken to incubating rocks. It is also why he is THERE. Caretakers have since presented him with orphaned hatchlings to care for until they have grown enough to be returned to the wild to good effect. So quick to judge...

@@tbd-1 Thank you for your corrections. The gender was obviously not the point of my reaction... Yes, I was quick to judge this time. But I also vivdly remember Kodiak bears in zoos swinging their bodies left-right for hours (being bored and depressed). Or polar bears on the concrete surface in hot summer day... Or birds not being able to fly. Yes, zoos do some work preserving species that are in danger of extinction (e.g. 2 Amur tiger cubs born in Cleveland zoo recently). But would it be better if those species were not extinct? Zoos - at least in the past - did contribute to the population decline of some species. Anyway, I am glad that the eagle daddy has a hatchling now to take care of.

What’s pansexual?

That's the funniest of all IMHO.

@@michelleresistanceyou like everyone, regardless of gender

@@v01ddw3ll3r I thought that was bisexual?

@@michelleresistance you like girls and boys.