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@MarrockV
@MarrockV 2 года назад
Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke... that's ultra-meta and I'm here for it.
@JoesRambles
@JoesRambles Год назад
We are all here for it. The meme has become self-aware.
@catey62
@catey62 10 месяцев назад
Lol, I cracked up when he said that 🤣😂🤣😂😂
@AhmedKhan-yb1bn
@AhmedKhan-yb1bn 2 года назад
Say whatever, Expendables is like a awesome reunion of the greatest action heroes.
@albertgaspar627
@albertgaspar627 2 года назад
There was a comedy a long time ago, "Its a mad, mad, mad world" that brought together all the comedy geniuses of its time. movies like that are either really great...or a bunch of egos destroying a movie.
@silvanalfred3733
@silvanalfred3733 2 года назад
Facts
@sashakrizinsky5473
@sashakrizinsky5473 2 года назад
Yah been wondering how the hell the producers manage to pay all these legends 🤣🤣🤣
@albertgaspar627
@albertgaspar627 2 года назад
@@sashakrizinsky5473 group discount. or maybe senior discount.
@TheCaptainSplatter
@TheCaptainSplatter 2 года назад
It's just dumb fun.
@joecok
@joecok 3 года назад
The best dialogue in this movie Barney Ross : I've heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra Booker : Yeah I was. But after five days of agonizing pain the cobra died. LOL man LOL, it is chuck norris
@jaquigreenlees
@jaquigreenlees 2 года назад
The best part of that, Chuck Norris delivered the Chuck Norris meme.
@joecok
@joecok 2 года назад
@@jaquigreenlees chuck norris got shot once the bullet is still in the hospital in critical condition when chuck norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
@99mrpogi
@99mrpogi 2 года назад
@@joecok when chuck Norris was a participant in the squid games, he was attacked by the statue. Chuck Norris is fine but the statue is now in a coma
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 года назад
@@99mrpogi That's just a rumour. The truth is when Chuck was walking towards the statue, the statue turned away, so as to not be destroyed by Chuck looking at it.
@nilsonugre4754
@nilsonugre4754 2 года назад
chucky all the way
@r2artCH
@r2artCH 3 года назад
Aaaah... yes, the epic Chuck Norris entrance. I remember I was crying with joy when I watch this scene.
@wisenaomi
@wisenaomi 2 года назад
Nothing more epic than Chuck Norris making a Chuck Norris joke.
@RicardoMeansKing
@RicardoMeansKing 2 года назад
THE man, the one true king, the higher being, Chuck Norris
@r3l1csvk
@r3l1csvk 2 года назад
when the showed up the whole f_cking room in the cinema freaked out
@nishantmaurya9338
@nishantmaurya9338 2 года назад
@@r3l1csvk Yeah🤣 I remember when Sylvester Stallone said " Don't freak out" at Norris's entrance, we thought he was talking to the audience instead of Maggie.
@r3l1csvk
@r3l1csvk 2 года назад
@@nishantmaurya9338 😂
@otakuwolf4ever985
@otakuwolf4ever985 2 года назад
"Don't freak out." Yeah, sorry, no can do. When Chuck walked onto the scene, I remember the Theater went nuts, some people were actually crying with joy.
@watcher1258
@watcher1258 2 года назад
Loved the part about the Cobra . Made my month :)
@thespokenword6456
@thespokenword6456 Год назад
I'm guessing that was in a US Theatre?
@otakuwolf4ever985
@otakuwolf4ever985 Год назад
@@thespokenword6456 Oh yes.
@josejosefino7361
@josejosefino7361 2 года назад
I dont know why people didnt like this movie. It was never meant to be a deep meaning film or anything of the sort. Its a heartfelt letter to over the top 80s action movies. You know, when the main actors made their names known.
@Pianomn626
@Pianomn626 2 года назад
I think they meant the first one as a serious movie, but when they saw the response as an over-the-top, shoot-em-up, blow-em-up, flick that moviegoers really didn't take seriously, I think they wised up and decided to just have fun and use an enormous explosives budget, classic lines, and tongue-in-cheek plot to make a winner. And they did.
@lakshmijls2794
@lakshmijls2794 2 года назад
I can't believe there are peaple out there who don't like this movie. ............
@IceWarrior101
@IceWarrior101 2 года назад
I liked all 3 of them.
@onlythebest3311
@onlythebest3311 2 года назад
No we get it, just they totally screwed up the action / fighting, it’s so bad. Wasted potential with all those guys together. Wish they had a better director, imagine how awesome that would be, even if it’s just fast furious level quality
@gianzua5727
@gianzua5727 2 года назад
Because People tend to trow shit on cool stuff and like Marvel crap
@richgeshel8735
@richgeshel8735 2 года назад
I love how they incorporated one of the Chuck Norris memes about just how bad ass he is.
@DrRock2009
@DrRock2009 3 года назад
Love how Stallone looks at his gun to see if it was him that caused all the damage…
@raymason9907
@raymason9907 2 года назад
He was thinking " What the hell kind of bullets has that gun shop been selling me?"
@kidz4p509
@kidz4p509 2 года назад
I thought either his bullet ricocheted all over the place, or it knocked down that one Sang and _his_ gun killed the others.
@danielhaire6677
@danielhaire6677 Год назад
If he had done all that with one round, movie or not, I would want to know what brand/model of gun and what loads.
@timberhead2069
@timberhead2069 2 года назад
"After 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died." He accepted that he's meme.
@Cuestrupaster
@Cuestrupaster 2 года назад
There was also that time that Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 10 guys... after that the grenade exploded...
@lorcis1
@lorcis1 2 года назад
brilliant joke
@khathaway414
@khathaway414 Год назад
I thought Chuck Norris killed 10 guys with the grenade pin. And used the grenade to destroy a satellite in orbit.
@Cuestrupaster
@Cuestrupaster Год назад
@@khathaway414 That was different time...
@caughtinamashup7208
@caughtinamashup7208 2 года назад
The Chuck Norris entrance was really cool and I like the reference to him being a 'Lone Wolf'.
@Skarrz72
@Skarrz72 2 года назад
Lone Wolf McQuade most likely. Another good movie.
@yackieshabaker4370
@yackieshabaker4370 2 года назад
I really love this part about them wanting a tank but then here comes the enemy with a tank
@Luke-vf6qc
@Luke-vf6qc 2 года назад
Lol chuck norris don't need a tank The tank needs chuck norris😄
@yackieshabaker4370
@yackieshabaker4370 2 года назад
@@Luke-vf6qc 🤣🤣🤣
@kidz4p509
@kidz4p509 2 года назад
0:57 Careful what you wish for.
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 3 года назад
Chuck Norris shows up and they make a Chuck Norris-joke. xD
@silentsupreme4874
@silentsupreme4874 2 года назад
and clint eastwood theme song
@lindildeev5721
@lindildeev5721 2 года назад
@@silentsupreme4874 Yeah, I've never understood why.
@kleetus92
@kleetus92 2 года назад
@@lindildeev5721 Walker Texas Ranger... old westerns... etc...
@MrRobjs83
@MrRobjs83 2 года назад
@@lindildeev5721 Norris was from essentially from that same Era as Eastwood, both were in western movies and played cowboys
@1985Cookiedude
@1985Cookiedude 2 года назад
You telling me he wasn't really bitten by a King Cobra? 😂Lucky for the Cobra I guess
@kuribayashi84
@kuribayashi84 Год назад
Love that slightly worried look on Barney's face after Booker tells him the Cobra-Joke.
@Zack_1327
@Zack_1327 10 месяцев назад
The Walker Texas Ranger music as Chuck Norris just casually and calmly stroll is hilarious. I’m not really super surprised by it but it’s still pretty funny
@AgsyMixChannel
@AgsyMixChannel 2 года назад
Chuck Norris even showed up in World of Tanks and his one of my tank commanders ever since! 😂
@target4all766
@target4all766 2 года назад
And since then you haven't lost a match playing with him as a Tank commander in fact, you probably single-handedly eliminated all enemies 😁👍
@VV-fo7lu
@VV-fo7lu 3 года назад
Heard a rumour that you are dead Yeah I heard that too Lol epic 😂
@dariusvalentin5579
@dariusvalentin5579 2 года назад
All of them trying to hold that laugh🤣🤣🤣
@rad_iation1193
@rad_iation1193 3 года назад
Barney Ross is really a sharpshooter and he have eagle eyes. One of the most badass characters of Sylvester Stallone.
@lorcis1
@lorcis1 2 года назад
stallone has created wonderful characters
@BedsitBob
@BedsitBob 2 года назад
Along with Deke DaSilva.
@ElessarGR
@ElessarGR 2 года назад
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the earth down. :D
@roberthicks2364
@roberthicks2364 2 года назад
2:17 is when things get epic...
@lenorahaddad2205
@lenorahaddad2205 2 года назад
The music tho👌
@fuckel98
@fuckel98 2 года назад
All of this was worth Chuck Norris doing a Chuck Norris joke. It was having my childhood in a pop up book the first time I saw this. Good times.
@bleppebleppsson1169
@bleppebleppsson1169 Год назад
...the cheering at 2:18 must been enormous! :)
@jayman105
@jayman105 2 года назад
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
@jason_berns
@jason_berns Год назад
Hail to the original and indestructible tough guy. Hands down to Chuck Norris.
@saimonimatai7342
@saimonimatai7342 2 года назад
" Don't freak out " 🤣🤣🤣
@Sahilprakash1999
@Sahilprakash1999 3 года назад
1:46 Ceasar: HEY WHO DID THAT Gunner: not me I'm out
@johnsmith60
@johnsmith60 2 года назад
That was my bad 😂😂😂
@arroz1971
@arroz1971 2 года назад
If only these movies could have been made 30 years ago when stallone, schwarzenegger, lundgren, willis, Van damn were all younger and buff. I know they all still had big egos then but what a movie it could have been!
@CarinoGamingStudio
@CarinoGamingStudio Год назад
that would be a block buster for straight 1 year. because 90s is pinnacle of movie industry.
@Sahilprakash1999
@Sahilprakash1999 3 года назад
0:01 Ceasar: Houston we got a problem DOWN
@kyojurorengoku2804
@kyojurorengoku2804 2 года назад
Childhood awesomeness 🔥🔥🔥🥺🥺
@hybridAbsol
@hybridAbsol 2 года назад
You should buy some real fire power then
@SkynetAndGenisysCreation
@SkynetAndGenisysCreation Год назад
Once When I threw a grenade ..it killed 101 people and then it exploded !!! 😆😆
@Cuestrupaster
@Cuestrupaster 2 года назад
This fucking scene, this fucking film, everything fucking thing is so fucking perfect...
@dr3144
@dr3144 2 года назад
Say what you will, but this movie was badassery incarnate.
@manojde_
@manojde_ 2 года назад
The Greatest action heros on Earth ❤
@MILELONGJOINT
@MILELONGJOINT Год назад
Tell that to someone from NAVY SEALS or SAS :D :D
@datrhbrian
@datrhbrian 2 года назад
Chuck Norris got the best character entrace in the series
@palmacarlos3233
@palmacarlos3233 2 года назад
ni m
@christrembley5877
@christrembley5877 2 года назад
I was waiting for Terry to say something about old spice power lol
@Wavemaninawe
@Wavemaninawe 2 года назад
Terry knows better than to use Old Spice recklessly. Its kind of like spinach to Popeye. It would have broken the film (and the Expendables franchise) in half... and he would had to step out of the screen in movie theatres worldwide, to reboot the sun and muscle flex the show back together again.
@christrembley5877
@christrembley5877 2 года назад
@@Wavemaninawe That's true we don't want him out shinning the other actors by single handedly ending the movie
@wchenful
@wchenful 2 года назад
Old Spice odour blocking body wash blocks BO for 24 hooooourrrrssss!!!
@hybridAbsol
@hybridAbsol 2 года назад
"One bullet left, ahh well" Literally me when i fought Squall thr 2nd time
@Sacciuiguai
@Sacciuiguai 11 месяцев назад
Still remember watching this movie back in 2012 and after this joke the whole theater started laughing, it was a blast!
@mrmoss149
@mrmoss149 3 года назад
Chuck Norris. One riot- one ranger.
@Caseytify
@Caseytify Год назад
Chuck Norris jokes, by Chuck Norris! 😂
@victoreduardo4891
@victoreduardo4891 Месяц назад
The cobra joke is pure gold. It’s one of the most famous “facts about Chuck Norris.”
@thomasgun2004
@thomasgun2004 10 месяцев назад
1:46 Big Jack Latimore: Hey, who did that🤔⁉️ Ivan Drago: Not me, I'm out!
@KawaiiRafa
@KawaiiRafa 2 года назад
These movies are really great for action fans I know my dad used to take me to watch Van Damme Stallone Arnold movies all of them and then taking him to this one where all of them work together was nice because he was just starstruck that they were all on the big screen
@williewonka6200
@williewonka6200 2 года назад
Gotta love Hollywood shooting scenes. 20 men spraying with fully automatic weapons, no one gets hit. While irl you get a small gun fight a couple of blocks down, someone dies in a different city from a stray bullet.
@hussein2663
@hussein2663 Год назад
The plot armor in this scene is crazy
@saborise7485
@saborise7485 2 года назад
For those wondering what tank that is, it's a soviet-made T-72 Main Battle Tank
@cusefan5510
@cusefan5510 2 года назад
Surprised the turret didn’t blow off the top of it. Thats usually what happens
@saborise7485
@saborise7485 2 года назад
@@cusefan5510 Correct, that usually happends when you shoot it's ammunition
@ladyartist7186
@ladyartist7186 Год назад
Cool and awesome. I love these guys when I was a kid and The Expendables is such a gift outta nostalgia.
@Kokuyous3ki
@Kokuyous3ki 2 года назад
When you make such a famous western song that when someone wants a western setting your song is the go-to song. When people don't even know what song it is, what movie it is from, who made it... but when they think of western they immediately think of YOUR song. Like how fuking genius do you have to be for that?
@LemontLMontyJohnson
@LemontLMontyJohnson Год назад
1:04 “I’m sorry, did somebody just say a tank?”
@ellenthorne8222
@ellenthorne8222 2 года назад
Love all the Chuck jokes.
@johnsmith60
@johnsmith60 2 года назад
If this is mellow then I’m afraid to ask what the Lone Wolf is like when he goes rambo on everything 😂
@liammcdonough6832
@liammcdonough6832 2 года назад
0:59-oh blast, speak of the devil, this ain’t any good!
@ddnn974
@ddnn974 2 года назад
It must have been a lot of fun on the set even if just playing one of the bad guys
@Johnny_Serenity
@Johnny_Serenity Год назад
Getting killed by Chuck Norris would be an absolute honor
@mikelitoris3051
@mikelitoris3051 2 года назад
2:29 don’t freak out 😂😂😂 Okey boss
@johnsmith60
@johnsmith60 2 года назад
I am freaking out 😂😂😂
@sitisarah826
@sitisarah826 Год назад
2:34 awesome Chuck Norris appearances
@kidz4p509
@kidz4p509 2 года назад
0:57 Careful what you wish for, Barney.
@philipsingh4424
@philipsingh4424 9 месяцев назад
*their lives are saved* Barney: somebody got a little carried away
@celticguy197531
@celticguy197531 2 года назад
Chuck is so tough there isnt a chin under his beard it is just another fist
@johnsmith60
@johnsmith60 2 года назад
I heard that rumor too 😳😳😳
@meigrice
@meigrice Год назад
I don’t know how, but I somehow found this funny! 1:46-1:49
@victorhardiyanto
@victorhardiyanto 3 года назад
Enemy accuracy = 0%
@lenorahaddad2205
@lenorahaddad2205 2 года назад
The enemy are like stormtroopers in that they can't hit one damn thing
@samuelkelsey6501
@samuelkelsey6501 2 года назад
Gotta love the cheap inexpensive Stormtrooper School of Shooting. It's a requirement for every bad guy to save on their financial budget. lol
@agntclassified9682
@agntclassified9682 2 года назад
They need aimbots
@AgiHammerthief
@AgiHammerthief 2 года назад
Stormtroopers vs. Expendables
@youtubeyo142
@youtubeyo142 Год назад
We have a tank We have Chuck Norris
@michaelgray42
@michaelgray42 12 дней назад
Gotta love how every big gunfight good guys get in, they never collect the bad guys guns or ammo.
@sebastiantoledo5765
@sebastiantoledo5765 5 месяцев назад
*Turret turning slowly* Caeser: OH!!!
@nidhungl9334
@nidhungl9334 2 года назад
Houston, we gotta a problem.🤣
@connorredshaw7994
@connorredshaw7994 Год назад
Oh shit they got a tank!.😂
@RuiWang-zm2ue
@RuiWang-zm2ue 2 года назад
Poor guys, against Chuck Norris, all they could bring was a tank.
@panhead537
@panhead537 Год назад
"Hey! Who did that?!"
@Bubulinaq
@Bubulinaq 2 года назад
"Dont freak out" lmao
@deathcold_longplaysua4846
@deathcold_longplaysua4846 2 года назад
Amazing scene, but they could just call it Expendable and put just one Chuck Norris. I'm sure he would win alone :D
@KobashifanSam
@KobashifanSam 2 года назад
Wouldnt it be called the Un-Expendable because he basically cant die? Lol
@deathcold_longplaysua4846
@deathcold_longplaysua4846 2 года назад
@@KobashifanSam Maybe, but if we think about it, then it should have been called that way in the first place because no one of them died in first, second or third Expendables movie. But, the way i see it, why they named this movies as Expendables, is because the main heroes of this movie is the people that no one likes. And that, someone just hire them to do dirty work, sending them to mission of no return, but in the end they survive because of their skills. That is why it's called Expendables, in my opinion.
@dbuzman
@dbuzman 2 года назад
That movie is called Invasion USA
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 года назад
@@deathcold_longplaysua4846 Doesn't Expendables 2 start with one of the team getting killed (or is that 3)?
@deathcold_longplaysua4846
@deathcold_longplaysua4846 2 года назад
@@Thurgosh_OG Honestly, it's been a long time since i watched both movies, thus i don't remember already.
@agatenby41
@agatenby41 2 года назад
chuck norris, is his own walking meme hahah
@sayasakjusaki9794
@sayasakjusaki9794 2 года назад
Best Scene in the movie🤣 and my Favorit one
@ronhilliard8863
@ronhilliard8863 2 года назад
What a fun series to watch
@GAMEOVER-ee1qz
@GAMEOVER-ee1qz Год назад
The Expendables 2 will always be a classic Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, Scott Adkins,Liam Hemsworth, Jet Li, Bruce Willis.
@watchlang4319
@watchlang4319 Год назад
Nice move chuck norris
@SunnySunny-tb9hx
@SunnySunny-tb9hx 2 года назад
Dont freak out...LOL
@virgiljericho664
@virgiljericho664 Год назад
Chuck norris didn’t even use a gun he just made Bang bang bang noises with his mouth.
@paulbaynton7736
@paulbaynton7736 2 года назад
JUST LOVE THS SUPER HOT ACTON PACKED MOVIE WITH SO MANY INCREDIBLE A-LIST HOLLYWOOD ACTION PACKED STARS! GIVE THIS ONE AHHH AHH 10 STARS OUT OF 10!
@leibmark
@leibmark Год назад
I love it!
@ALGERIANTV
@ALGERIANTV 8 месяцев назад
Can you hold them off..? Yeah, maybe with a tank……oh shit! What? They got a tank!
@liammcdonough6832
@liammcdonough6832 2 года назад
Never underestimate ol’ Booker.
@tooshortnickname
@tooshortnickname 2 года назад
That was hell tought cobra, normal cobras are dead after 15mins.
@u59n
@u59n 2 года назад
It's a Norris Cobra
@toddrf
@toddrf 2 года назад
"you're the one people call the 'lone wolf'"? "I've been called that." LOL
@tudoritapetcu6427
@tudoritapetcu6427 3 года назад
The Best, goood 💪💪👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️
@lerkkweed
@lerkkweed 10 месяцев назад
Hahahaha !!!! Bad guys are bad shots.
@sisterinchristdaily5331
@sisterinchristdaily5331 7 месяцев назад
Lol i never new chuck norris had this sense of humour 😂😂😂
@user-ur2qw7vt5l
@user-ur2qw7vt5l 2 года назад
The great 80s action heroes, they should have depicted Michael Dudikoff as well- The original American Ninja😎
@profx23
@profx23 Год назад
Most of the Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes at his prime. Would have been hilarious to see T in this, too, giving that famous scowl about one of the tough guy jokes directed at Chuck. 😁
@bullfrog8465
@bullfrog8465 Год назад
Clint Eastwood as well.
@edwardhickey5185
@edwardhickey5185 2 года назад
That's a great entrance.
@dorothymalloy1474
@dorothymalloy1474 2 года назад
I agree 100%
@afat9679
@afat9679 2 года назад
Legend
@RobertMureithi-mg6lp
@RobertMureithi-mg6lp 6 дней назад
After 5 days cobra died 😂😂😂😂😂 awesome...
@hollyeinhornzuchtstelle1520
@hollyeinhornzuchtstelle1520 5 месяцев назад
Is Barney shooting without a magazine in the weapon? Thats a mistake right there.😂
@irfanhabeeb9146
@irfanhabeeb9146 Год назад
I don't care criticism.. I really like all expendables movie.. 🔥💯
@joergw.8244
@joergw.8244 Год назад
I did have upmost fun with that scene 😂😂😂👍 It was brilliant 😎😎😎
@Sunless1337
@Sunless1337 2 года назад
When blondie steps out into plain sight, fires off a burst, and has an entire firing squad of automatic weapons fire at him... with someone only like 10 bullets hitting the background. xD
@alanlane3670
@alanlane3670 2 года назад
A great comedy.........bet they have a great time making these movies....
@itsmyleggz
@itsmyleggz Год назад
Looking back... now, it was so good.
@johnnatandc
@johnnatandc 2 года назад
one of the best part of the movie ol
@firdiyoga4460
@firdiyoga4460 2 года назад
wkwkw this scene is so amazing
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