They Made A Crypto Shark Tank. It's Hilariously Bad. 

shark tank if the sharks operated purely on vibes

This looks like a tv show that would show up in gta 6

When she said I was a cashier at 14 I lost it lmao, some solid qualifications here

I scrolled down to the comments immediately when I hear "Estrogen is released from a man's body when he drinks water from plastic"

I'm adding "I'm a woman, I care about people, but I don't take any s***" as a new character trait for D&D

Wendy my GOAT. "I was a cashier at 14 so I can tell if its good." Truly we have witnessed the peak of expertise

The fact that this is not ironic makes it probably the funniest show I have ever watched.

I love how the last pitch was the only one using blockchain for the intended purpose (decentralised validation) and the sharks immediately didn't understand what is going on.

losing it at "they are the next disney" these people are incredible

Bro someone save that first guy's poor wife: single handedly supporting a family of three while her husband takes her salary to build crypto scams. God's strongest warrior frfr

I truly struggle to believe she isn't being ironic

This is the longest The Onion skit ever

I think I lost brain cells watching this, grew more cynical about my faith in humanity and feel like everyday we get closer and closer to a financial Armageddon. 8/10 video

'Explain it to her like she's 5' "Thank you"

"im a woman" sounds credible enough

"we want to reimagine water" LMAOOOO

shark tank looks like a nice high-rise penthouse with good furniture and atmosphere and this show is a Sinner before the Five Judges of Hell in Limbo

Believe me when I say he struggled for a while to make this thumbnail.

Estrogen is released in a man's body when you consume plastic water was an actual thing said on an evidently real show.

Couldn't agree more with the sentiment here. Clarity is key, and Forbidden Crypto Hacks book seems to provide just that. Can't wait to dive in!

This show is unhinged. I cant watch it myself but atrioc as a filter has made it bearable lmao

Everything on this show is just something that already exists but with crypto 💀

Yo, bro, I can't believe that they landed the first ever woman youtuber female crypto #1 poor 14 year old cashier middle seat sitter on Killer Whales to be on the show Killer Whales. So glad she ditched her crypto positions a year ago at a loss so that she had time for this crypto mogul show.

The canned water pitch was the most insane thing i have ever seen on tv And that all judges agreed is absolutly insane

20 days until Paper Mario

This is one of the most backward shows ever to exist, it makes Mr. Wonderful look like a magical Willy Wonka figure.

I love how this video explores such interesting concepts but it's kinda crazy how nobody's talking about the book called Forbidden Crypto Hacks

A black mirror episode where everyone makes extremely questionable decisions and you're the only person with common sense.

and they say SNL has fallen off, this was gold...oh wait this was real? fuck

I love how there are literally no stakes. Like literally none at all. The sharks can just say "yeah/nah" with absolutely no consequence, so why tf would they even say no hahahaha

My favorite thing about the water is that aluminum cans literally have a plastic lining in them so the product doesn't touch the metal and get a metallic taste from it. All of the guys remarks about plastic literally would still apply to a can. 🤣

Resume: Woman Cashier RU-vidr Wow

Dude the Pundi X idea is the same exact idea that a crypto scammer used. Its literally on netflix.

It took him to pause to notice it was an actual amazon show. I thought its a parody youtube video.

The entire video was unhinged but the water section WAS INSANE BRO SAID NOTHING AND GOT 5/5

Wendy is alternate universe Lori. Literally inverse in every way 😂

Lmao at the water in a can guy. What do you think the inside of a can is lined with? Plastic.

This is basically the entire crypto industry in a nutshell. "Your idea makes no logical sense, and you're an obvious loser. COUNT ME IN!"

"It's not a crypto business, and that's what i love about it". 😂

"Estrogen is released in a man's body when you consume plastic water" - Mahatma Gandhi

it’s ridiculous how many things are filmed in this room such a variety as well. big budget movies, music videos, jschlatt videos, and this “show”

I want to see NIMIQ on this haha, 11+ years in Blockchain and I love that this is happening! ♡

"It's a terrible idea, that being said I'm gonna swim"

"...they are the next Disney..." WTAF

Perfect example of crypto influencers: She had no idea what the company did but after hearing a few buzzwords and getting pressured by her peers, she backs it (while putting no money of her own in).

4:52 narrator: “will the judges help Ralph swim out of his sister’s basement?” Bad wording 😂

"No plastic" Cans are fucking lined with plastic inside them.

as soon as she started talking i was so fucking baffled i disassociated from real life and freaked out

"I'm a woman" 💅

This show is actually insane. Especially the ape water with the estrogen plastic water and the massive leap from selling water to experiences reinventing the idea of water. It’s pure gold.

I don't have quite the work experience to match 14 year old cashier but I work at a company that develops point of sale software we have been approached by people trying to do what pundi x is trying to do it's the most basic idea anyone could have. The main problem with it is unless store owners are really into crypto no one wants to hold their funds in crypto so these companies need to cash out all the merchants crypto into cash everyday which means they need to either buy all their crypto or have some kind of exchange large enough to handle that volume of cash flow one way everyday and even then most merchants don't want to switch because Bitcoin fees are much higher then credit and debit transaction fees. Most store owners are old people/ families who have done this forever and don't like change or large businesses that don't want to associate with crypto

The extra funny part about Wendy is that she DEFINITELY bought her subs. She has 200k subs but her highest viewed video only has 150k views and her average video only get like 3k views

This show feels like a bunch of scammers called their scammer friends at Amazon and asked them to advertise their scammy product. So they made this scammy show where the scammers can praise the scam products of their scammer friends to make them look good. "They aren't selling water, they are selling experiences. These guys are the new Disney" I mean fucking seriously? Also I don't get the premise of the show. So if one of them says they'll "swim", what does that mean? That they'll mentor them? For free? No equity or fees? Come one that can't possibly be true. What happens when multiple people "swim"? Do they all get along once a week and discuss business? Do the enterpreneurs have a separate meeting with each of them? And again, ALL OF THIS FOR FREE? I just don't believe any of it for a second. EDIT: So here's what I found about the show: "Founders indeed don’t strike deals with the whales like they do on Shark Tank. In fact, whales can’t at any point invest in the projects that appear on the show. Startups only vie for their counsel on startup matters and potential positive buzz with the general public - to the point that no actual discussion of investment or shilling of tokens is shown on screen. Whales are also stipulated to have no contact with the teams until the shows air. The projects that “swim” (as opposed to “sink,” their version of yay or nay) will also have a special page built on CoinMarketCap where viewers can learn more about the projects. The Binance-owned company has partnered with Hello Labs to boost the show’s reach and help with the application vetting process." So it's literally just advertising. You go to the show hoping that famous people say they like your idea. If they do, it's good advertisement for you. That's it. And if they like you a lot, you get to be on a webpage. They took the concept of some enterpreneurs going to Shark Tank just for exposure and made an entire show about just that.

13:12 YES EDITOR FINALLY GETS IT! GOOD JOB!

OMG the line "They are the next Disney" had me rolling! Its a guy standing there with a can of water, the most abundant resource on earth and most oversaturated market on earth 🤣🤣

Arent cans of water (and cans of beans for that matter) lined with plastic? Oh no...crypto man forgot to warn me about his water cans...now i have tiddies

I can't believe this isn't parody yhese people have no self awareness I can't lol

At the end of every episode they just rug pull the sharks

"I grew up very, very poor and I was very excited when we got a new box of cereal" Lady, I didn't even have cereal growing up.

11:40 - the funny thing is, they didn't even care to really dive into their own products. Metal cans are lined with a plastic film on the inside. Youre still consuming micro plastic and potential hormonally active substance. Maybe its less, idk how the numbers compare, but your drink still touches 100% of plastic and 0% of metal while stored in the can...

Can't believe such cut-throat business deals are being conducted in Batman's basement.

The curveballs are insane

Shoutout to Bruce Wayne for letting them shoot this show in his garage.

Notice they said Barcelona Football Club, never Barça or Barcelona, because they are probably talk about a fifth tier club in the Barcelona regional division

“Yes King A” we all say in unison

No joke that is the set in LA that was also used as the Bat cave in the 2008 - 2012 Nolan movies. Also I remember reading that it was also used in some big pop artist music video

"They've carved the market" Ah, yes, when Zillow is looking at some random realtor, they are terrified. They see a single person selling homes in LA, and immediately leave the market.

"we want to reimagine water" sounds like a joke from Silicon Valley.

because were all thinking "man, shark tank is cool, but it'd sure better with crypto in it" 😑

11:06 What stops someone from scanning the ape water QR code before buying the product? What a joke 😂

"We want to re-imagine water." I need more of this show.

wild how someone actually scripted that the only woman involved would start off by declaring "i'm a woman" instead of just actually including enough women to make them visible

I already fine shark tank painfully cringe there’s no way I survive this video😭

Wait you're telling me people who basically did the equivalent of winning at roulette aren't good investors????

having the mooch just sitting there is so surreal

“Your business plan is terrible. Product makes no sense, therefore it’s a yes from me”

11:29 "Estrogen is released in a man's body when you consume plastic water." Me: *Frantically buys all the mineral water I can find.*

Back to back fist to hand reaction thumbnail. Maybe the GOAT of thumbnails

This is painful to watch even ironically.

“Chief visionary officer” ok Kendall Roy

I know its obvious but atrioc's saying out loud, "No one will buy something with crypto because they think itll grow" is exactly why crypto is stupid. I sure hope my fartcoin gets over 1 cent so I can sell it to the next stupidest "entrepreneur"

I need at least a dozen more videos exactly like this.

I never would've guessed in a million fucking years that Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci was gonna be in this video

We need every episode of this.

I love that Enron hat, where could I find something like that??

This is a true money-can't-buy Coffee Cow Classic

GM! Thank you for watching the show!

I never thought Id wish for a cease and desist to be sent out but here it is

The sharks introducing themselves: "Hi, I'm a financial criminal." "Hi, I'm a financial criminal." "Hi, I'm a financial criminal." "Hi, I'm a woman (and possibly also a financial criminal)."

"We haven't facilitated any transactions"

"this idea sucks and this is why, anyway, im all in" absolutely maddening

11:39 there literally is plastic in metal cans

I neeeeeed more of this so bad.

This show can’t be real. It hurts my brain. With that said it’s amazing entertainment. Btw if anyone thought that maybe the last people had a good idea with the plastic credits?? Know that carbon offsets are often over produced and not really enforced, they are just a stupid way for businesses to make customers think they are making a positive change so I can’t imagine the plastic shit doing any better.

it’s impressive how much they make me cringe

This was unbelievably entertaining. I want more of Atrioc reacting to this

Legit one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long while

It’s not SINK OR SWIM PITCHES, It’s SINK OR SINK SLOWLY PITCHES.

If you told me this was a parody I'd say it deserves an emmy

I just WANT A GIF of that guy ROLLING HIS EYES