Crypto Shark Tank Got Even Funnier 

Sunk cost. They already filmed it, it was done back in the hype days probably. Hosting it isn't gonna cost them much might as well hope they get some clicks lol

after seeing a bunch of crypto ‘companies’ and ‘media’, they are 100% serious. Remember that god awful bored apes show lmao

She was kicked for actually telling the truth, saying that she was a woman was too much truth for their parody

sorry, but this comment is a swim for me

Unfortunately, i think this comment simply lacks the vision as an ongoing force in the market, I dont see how you will compete when the commenting market is already so oversaturated, which is why i will be voting Swim on this one.

Seeeee ya Wendy

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She's on the rest of the episodes. 😂

the sad truth is that no one has a clue, we all react to what happens as it happens and try to analyse it but can’t predict an iota of what is going to unfold in the markets… content creators are like amplifiers, when times are good they affirm it and try to tell you why it’s good and that it’s looking bullish but then all of a sudden the market turns bearish and everyone affirms it again and try to analyse why… it’s so sad that many are so powerless and it's not about guessing the market's next move; it's about playing it smart and steady during trading...managed to grow a nest egg of around 2.3Bitcoin to a decent 19Bitcoin in the space of a few months... I'm especially grateful to Rebecca Larryn, whose deep expertise and traditional trading acumen have been invaluable in this challenging, ever-evolving financial landscape.

They chose sink. Now she’s doing dishes.

so thankful for my pookie Bezos overlord 🥰🥰🥰

Good ol' "ugh capitalism"

You know, not paying all those workers had to be pretty tough on JB.

It’s annoying but Amazon is easily the best place to shop for ANY non food item in my opinion. Nothing is as smooth and cheap as

"innovation" doesn't always mean good. The only thing you've lambasted there is your own understanding of the English language. If anything you've shown Capitalism works, nobody will pay for this shit so everyone watches Bluey instead and Disney does better and Amazon does worse (ignoring all the other benefits and problems that each company has)

Wework approves 👍🏻

They don't invest though

Isn't that most crypto projects?

I think they learned from the first episode that, if they focus on the content of the pitch, then they have to say yes to everything, because they're all the same pitch - "what if [something], but with crypto!" If they try to explain why one pitch is good and the other pitch is bad, they just expose why they're all equally bad.

The founders are all losers though

The worst part is that it ain't even a dumb idea since most businesses out there making big bucks are just middlemen

​@@tiagobelo4965 yeah but how tf are they gonna do that?

that's what got me too lol

Atrioc NEEDS to talk to someone who was involved in production, we HAVE to know what the fuck they thought they were doing with this

Then treat the ELI5 question absolutely literally. "A five year old isn't going to understand that" NO SHIT BRO. It's just a cute way of asking for it in leymans terms

I genuinely, genuinely feel bad for these "whales". They could've spent their entire lives doing their crypto whatever in private but now they gotta do this show and look stupid on camera. Oh my god

As a dude who consults a board of directors on strategy, that's my entire job.

"I like your rizz, so I'll swim"

ger him mods

“I don’t see the business model here, there is no vision for glizzy hands, and frankly there is not enough marketability for being a coffee cow. That is why I’m definitely going to swim with Big A.”

just spat my coffee fucking hell

​@georgehands_ i absolutely love the glizzness model and wholeheartedly believe that this will define the future, i have nothing bad to say, and thats why im going to sink.

We start at 7 though 🤔🤔

@@MindBlowerWTF I already started my morning zoom meetings in the gym

honestly, the dude himself should have the "qualification" to do his business granted he didnt follow any tiktok advice on running one

"So I'm replacing bar codes with bar codes BUT its just a text file(?)"

Pre-decoded QR codes! Less computational power required! Save the turtles!

The funny thing is, this was the only example I have seen that makes NFTs make some sense. All an NFT is, is a receipt. This would be the safest way to buy a ticket from a scalper without worrying about him selling the same ticket again and causing whoever shows up first to get the seat and whoever shows up late to get stopped at the door. Add on the fact that it is possible to add additional transactional fees for NFT sales, it means the venue, artist and original ticket seller will be able to take cuts from all scalping. While the users won't like it, more money going to the venue and artist would mean that they have an incentive to use this unknown platform. Then all it takes is one big artist to be greedy and all of the sudden every new town they put on a show will equal tens of thousands of new users. And I can imagine every single artist that had a bored ape would be greedy enough to use this system. Also, for the guy who started it, if the userbase becomes huge, he will be able to cash out very quickly and not have to do any work or deal with the fact that he knows nothing about running a business.

@@user-rf1op3uh6npublicly accessible text files

To be fair having a clear chain of ownership as well as proof of ownership for a ticket is very useful. Some companies already validate tickets by checking with the sellers, and some don't release the ticket until the days before the events but as someone who's been turned away at the door of a venue before, it's definitely a decent place to implement blockchain. It works for patents, land deeds etc as well but some things could just be a better, centralised system

Can't blame him, his idea was garbage, he got a free trip to the US and tried to convince a juror in his own way

Mooch (I think) then said "you're on the Distraction Vector". Or similar. I figured he was saying "dude, srsly? You're pitching your deal to the KILLERWHALES here bro. And you're flirtin?"

She’s sexy though 😍

So THATS why they're rotating the women

@@DNeonLampwe have 5 investors, four male, one woman. However, if we swap the woman every episode with a different women we will have more female investors than males by episode 5,making the show more appealing to women!

holy shit that is so funny

They are not mere boys, they are men🫡

"What's better than two 12 year olds? Four 6 year olds" - Rich people on certain island

Knowing the truth is even funnier: after looking around (on the website for this show), you’ll see that they get mentorship ONLY if 5/5 of the whales swim- so if 4/5 swim it means *literally* nothing. They swim at random because it doesn’t matter lol

@@world_machine damn that is funny. Especially since the new Chinese lady carefully looks into every pitch and will most likely sink for almost everything lmao

bro same

The football was unnecessary in hindsight. Big Tease from Big A.

I was looking for this comment lmao. why would you play with a football for a rocketmoney ad?! 😂

And for that reason, the show is a swim.

Yeah I mean look you already forgot how to spell breathe

"You look really cool" -Nicholas Cage to Elijah Wood in The Trust. That's what this show is really about.

No see that sounds too complicated. Explain that to me like I'm a literal child, please.

@@KingHoborg MONEY GO UP!!!!

@@h8re Thank you! FINALLY you're making sense! I don't know what all this 'sports betting', 'business' and 'tool' nonsense is. I don't even know what a 'pitch' is.

@@KingHoborg and for that reason this is a swim

They could have sold it to Draft kings,ESPN or other UFC broadcasters to use on their website

I was expecting draft kings or something lol

I'm gonna do a short squeeze by finding the cure to cancer.

africa has the highest fertility rate so ur good

@@jamescharles5907 what is wrong with you

@@americantoastman7296 what? do u think iq is fake

me in highschool except it wasnt my choice to wake that early and the frequent sleep deprivation made me want to kill myself

What one was that

​@@soMeRandoM670The last one, with AI analysis of fights or something.

@@shrubninja6444 The guy was right about it not needing crypto though, you could just use regular credit card payments for that sort of service

Some real idk what to do with my hands moment

Yeah, it seemed cool but when they showed footage I couldn't tell if it was real or a concept. They had footage on the right that looked like an opencv demo and a crazy info display on the left, it's super easy for those to just be totally disconnected. If it's real then honestly it looks really cool, but it seems like they spent way more time making it somehow involve crypto and enabling people to gamble than actually making the product

In the male model or Newm, the smart music service?

Don’t be rude he’s a model dude duh

Kerrie Farrell program is widely available online..

The fact that i got to learn and earn from her program is everything to me think about it, it's a win win for both ways.....

On the grand scheme of things, once you understand the potential of trad!ng, you can bet on it but I think people need the education to fully understand...

The internet is filled with so many useful information about Kerrie Farrell crypto..

I agree with you and i believe that the secret to financial stability is having the right investment ideas to enable you earn more..

some shark tank products are actually kind of good, this doesnt even have that chance