They saved 8 ball (Balatro) 

"Flesh was not designed to be eaten it was designed to help sheep walk" "You were designed to eat flesh" "I wasn't designed" Truly a towering intellect

Were balatro guys, of course we are staring at RU-vid foaming at the mouth until a new video drops

The mult is multing, the chips are chipping, NL is throwing... Oh yeah, We're balatro guys

20:22 this is quite possibly the funniest thing ive seen all year.

The laugh when playing the 5 of a kind was perfection

20:34 poetry

I can accept Green Joker is a great joker, but man is it one of the least fun jokers to play with lol. Discarding is a way of life

4:44 When you're a prokaryote with big ambitions

1:04:14 The probability of hitting a 1/4 chance with 9 tries is 92.492%.

19:00 fun fact actually about birds: methyl anthranilate ('grape' soda flavoring) works as a bird repellent because it affects them in the same way capsaicin(the stuff in chili peppers) does to humans.

40:33 When I'm trying to invite quadruplets to my barbecue and I just installed new string lights on my back patio

Non-milk drinkers when it comes from the teet of an animal: >:( Non-milk drinkers when it comes from the teet of an animal and then is left to age and grow mold: :D

16:14 a cannibal blending in with society until he notices a delicious toddler

When the chestburster alien pops out for the first time 23:47

Northernlion will pick Green Joker every single time, and then play three hands per Ante, and by the end of the run have a +8 Mult on him.

31:46 Me when I’m deciding what anime to watch

9:02 Mammals when they evolved hooves

3:34 Me to my boyfriend while trying to convince our straight friends to drive us to the gay bar

42:18 Northernlion described what is commonly known as a “Layer 8 Error”.

We're baltro guys, of course we watch the vod from 2 weeks ago

I tried to be strong but insta-buying a voucher on the small blind instead of waiting 2 blinds to buy it after earning interest has officially converted me into a Type A chatter. Leave me behind, save yourselves.

We're balatro guys, of course we 8 ball

I have already watched this video 36e times and can confirm it is a certified NL classic

Balatro

Me looking at my ice cream 15:19

I'm definitely a none pizza left beef kinda pizza topping adder

northernlion was speaking in a suspiciously vegan-coded manner this stream

You can take the SAP out of the egg, but you cannot take the Jellyfish (Green Joker) addiction out of him

Construction workers looking at the blueprints for the London Eye, Circa 1998 50:50

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS! That took me back

3:34 Marsha P. Johnson throwing the first brick at Stonewall:

1:01:51 my brother in christ you ARE the egghead

I mean, if you're talking about designed to be eaten you'd be restricted to mainly fruit and berries I think. Though depending on definition, like if you include things designed for other creatures, that would include honey and ironically milk which is what started the food topic

9:02 Krark after losing both thumbs

36:44 on your WHAT?!?!?!

Hello bald man here to watch balatro while on my way to play balatro while thinking of balatro while enjoying balatro while typing a comment about balatro 😊 I’m not addicted I can quit whenever I want and I don’t want to quit

Another balatro video, another green joker run let's fucking gooooooooo!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anyone who actually has connections to developer localthunk we need a joker that says if you use three 7’s of the same suit you have a a 1/x chance of the Aura Spectral effect to hit one of those 7’s and call it jackpot and have it designed like Johnny depp in fear and loathing in Las Vegas

after he said he could start a train locomotive i went to see a video, he can actually anyone can start a train pretty easily kinda just gotta know what switches to flip

Bro plays the ace with DNA like he already got stuntman and green joker in the lineup 😂

I fucking geek out watching NL. It doesn’t matter what he’s playing. I’m blown away and consistently flabbergasted at his uncanny ability to throw out the funniest anecdotes and layered quips straight off the dome piece. It’s hard for me to watch everyday now. As sometimes I get so overwhelmed with anger from the fact that a modern day comedy GOD is standing amongst men yet is not in a greater spotlight than a let’s play RU-vid channel. This man could’ve been the voice of Canadian media if the masses were to be exposed to even 1 % of the intellectual commentary Ryan puts on display here everyday!

14:05 some of these deepcuts are made for me

i love when he says “great tech”

NL out here RPing being vegan.

Northernlion talking about Dragon Ball Z is fucking amazing.

Happy anniversary nl and k8 :)

A coworker was trying to play a train simulator on console and read the manuals and everything on how to get the thing moving and still couldn't figure it out.

53:44 his face while forgetting directors cut classic nl

.words our of order the reverse we course of ,guys balatro We’re

clean shaven egg

What are 'extra' toppings on a pizza? They're just toppings. Put on what you want. Its pizza. No such thing as 'extra', its just toppings. Gosh darn I'm really heated about this. Its....ITS JUST PIZZA. NO EXTRA NOTHING, JUST PIZZA. TOPPINGS ARE TOPPINGS. WHAT THE HECK.

23:48 when I greet my Hinge date in her native language but I'm a little rusty

35:44 me when I'm trying to remember a song by Sade

8 ball my beloved

You are extra shiny today sir!

did anyone do the math on whether he should have taken Fortune Teller

20:37 😂

54:44 me at the first question of the math test I didnt study for

Thought NL would stop uploading when he was on break, were annointed

I can usually hold it back, but NL rolling past Planets in the shop with Constellation haa activated my Type A chatting

gets free shop skip bonus at small blind at round 1 - > skip. Im turning into a type A chatter

crow with knife to the moon

43:01 the government about to take social security

When are the times he streams on twitch?

Balatro 8 ball feels 1/2 but the one that upgrades your played hand feels 1/8

can someone count the 8s played and the tarot cards received to see if he was above or below average?

Now realizing no matter the hand NL should always play five cards for splash and hiker synergy but understandably easy to miss with everything going on

Personally I prefer the packs costing a lot for higher stakes. And I prefer having to pay for the negative. But I like the mods to the jokers. And I like having a joker in the first shop every time.

What my friend said in the restaurant bathroom while waiting for our food

10 mult at this stage of my life?! Last time I got excited for 10 milt I fell off my dinosaur. 🤣

9:03 me when I have chopped off my thumb already and am threatening to chop off another finger to my significant other

Cheese is made from milk from a cow, do you still eat cheese?

We’re balatro guys

people when an adult drinks breast milk: "EWWW you tried breast milk?? gross!" people drinking milk from a 500kg bovine: "yummy!"

The "I pay your bills, I should be immune from criticism" take do be kinda toxic tho.

Yeah totally dont magician the holo red seal 8.

just watch the dbza series. solid weekend warrior material.

dead with 49 dollars.i was rolling hoping to get score.

Europeans look at pb&j how Americans look at beans on toast.

3:35 me when other queer people think assimilating is the path to equal rights

Has Ryan moved from his Brooklyn accent to a Californian Surfer accent?

Milk isn't weird. We can't eat grass, but we can eat animal flesh/products it just makes sense. Our ancestors did it and we don't necessarily have to anymore but it's good tasting so L take NL

NL vegan posting, love it

Common Pizza L: Shouldve made a sandwich out of them

pleeease use splash my man sorry for type a

What a clean egg

I think I've decided that I hate green joker. Regardless if its good or not

Northernlion is what happens when a player takes control of an NPC.

Sometimes I'm glad I don't watch the mfr live

Extra T❤ppings

“Eating meat is weird” is a crazy take ngl. Like at least there’s a valid argument to “eating meat is unethical”

nice

0.075% chance that out of 9 one in four attempts he wouldn't win any of them.

3:35 Me in 1988 trying to figure out who the Trans community should ally with to achieve social progress

Skip to take arcana pack praying for judgement, as opposed to make 4 dollars and buy a joker, classic NL

I love that he first complains about the decline in public education, but once a chatter offers a correction to him, he makes fun of them and says he's going to continue making the same mistakes lol. Like when you have an audience of tens of thousands of mostly young people, I feel like a small effort to at least acknowledge that it's okay to be wrong as long as you learn from it or something. I dunno.

This is an old video, not an hour ago. Stop cheating on us. And show us all the restarts. We also play and know that every run does not last, as most jokers are crap., like this game.

My man consistently not putting any enhancements on the red seal foil eight 🫨😫

Balatro