Dr called up this fella and said I got some bad news and I got some worse news. Guy said what’s the bad news. Doctor said you got 24 hours to live and he said what’s the worst news. I forgot to call you yesterday!
I always feel a bit weird when I think that there is a skeleton inside me. Like the other parts of my body, muscles and organs and so on, are just there to help my skeleton walk around. And everyone else has a skeleton inside them as well aaaagghhhh
@@Peannlui"I once thought that the brain was the most interesting organ in the body. But then I realized: "Look what's telling me this!"" American comedian Emo Phillips
_You've come to A&E because you're having a medical emergency? In that case, we'll see you immediately._ Seriously, you forget how bad things are until you actually have an emergency. I gave up waiting twice. I'd already waited three hours for an ambulance. But it's more important to spend millions trying to illegally send asylum seekers to Rwanda, giving MP's pay rises and expenses, allowing peers to treat the House of Lords as a cash machine whenever they need beer money and handing out £multimillion contracts to your mates for doing nothing. I feel comforted that our money is going to better causes. It's sad when the main advantage of our healthcare is that it's not the american system, although it is being sold to americans, so...
