Things That Yu-Gi-Oh Noobs Say! 

what is mean no meta?

It means to only play the most popular decks

90 ok p

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Where can I find the shirts that you are all wearing?

first u have to fuse ur Mammoth Graveyard with that arrow spell card (forgot the name of it) then u can infect Ultimate Blue Eyes

Lmfaooooooo

@@moonshinespaz8559 Magic Arrow

Moonshine Spaz the living arrow

Lol

I just started and grabbed a hero deck to start with lol.

We all felt that

First Deck i have played

Heroes are always my go to I love em so much

Its just fun to play with

Idk maybe he played something that didn't want 1000 lifepoints

_This is big brain time._

he had megamorph

I find it funny that when I typed in "Yugioh Dark Bribe" this video was one of the first that it showed me.

That was dumb. They still draw a card, you just don't gain LP.

Wait so its not true then what's the point of mst

@@mushahidahmed3360 getting powercreeped by better cards

@@mushahidahmed3360 destroying face down and continous/field cards you dummy, that's why most of the solemn cards exist smh

Mushahid Ahmed lol, don’t feel bad. Yugioh has a lot of seriously confusing rules. Just wait until you hear about missing timing

@@realzachfluke1 yeah the first time i heard that i was literally asking myself out loud: Eh? How does a Card/Effect miss it's timing? If it activates it activates meaning it does what it should when whatever condition required is met."

I agree. There is a lot in this video i would say. Doesn't make me a noob, it just means I like classic play. People have personal preference.

As an old player I am okay with the new ways of special summoning from the extra deck I am just not okay with how unessisarily strong the cards that are summoned are for how easily they can come out

@@SpecialJess2 I agree. I have no issue with the new cards its just not what i prefer. Its a bit much to me and knowing they will more than likely continue to make different types will make it worse.

@@droberts2397 I'm even all for the new Matt style of only one spot where you can summon from the extra Deck I don't like how link monster circumvent that and also encourage spamming the board just limiting everyone told one extra that coming at a time would have been great

Both

Agreed xyz are not to bad but did start issue and everything else fuck Yu-Gi-Oh up

I'm sorry,but I'm a PENDULUM BOI

Captain Plague Coughs in paleo

The golden age of Yu-Gi-Oh!

@@plague6566 so gay

Yep

There is some truth behind them which is an issue. But they do be saying that tho

@@FLAMEOHOTMAN15 ha my fav deck is my metaslayer deck

auto pilot

That the reason they spend thoundsands of dollars on those meta decks.

That's the one that'd give him 1,000 LP right?

@@aydenh.6355 yeh

Upstart goblin? Ha! Dark bribe, negate, draw a card 😏”

I agree with that for certain cards,

David Kraft Like Lunalights?

That's me fo sure

Like the 3 god cards

David Kraft So you want somebody to pull an Obelisk the Tormenter God Hand that raises LP to infinity

Not gonna lie thought he said "im a blue ass master"

He is a kid

*a kid that also possessed by an ancient Pharaoh

Not the first time

Kaiba is actually younger than yugi. Weird, right? The oldest is joey

Loool

I literally play rokkets and confirm its true I mean no they dont get negated unless that asshole.plays bujin

You are a lucky man. She is a women of culture.

She play EDH?

@@mojothemagickcrafter7635 i play highlander. are talking about yugioh or mtg?

@@lemongrabrequiem7415 I think he was referring to credit cards.

@@lemongrabrequiem7415 She's multiple people? Amazing.

Lol me in yu gi oh with Dark Magician...

I had a friend who went to the comix claiming that "I will show them that even a mixed deck can win!". I saw him at the end of the day: he was shocked and said "That guy summoned 4 sinchro monsters in one turn......."

Uhh Who found that prank kids deck again ?

What I say when I play hearthstone (then I cry for 4 hours after)

Essentially me when I walked into my first tournament with my dark magician deck.

I think the whole concept of pendulums is really cool, however I think the rulings for them are broken

True, but they are few and far in between in events. Unless your locals has a ton of them.

@@natedog9452 Well they took a lethal blow when the two pendulum zones got removed, thanks to the new aids link format.

Endymions are my favorite deck not gonna lie

@@WolfOfJustice Konami just yeeted that meta right out game

Moments ago: "Pendulums are stupid..."

If he didn’t say odd eyes I would have been happy. Should have said blue-eyes

@@aberidha6489 thats the joke, he always says that the new summoning method is dumb and then uses a deck thats based on that summoning method

Blaze Reaper oh Ik I just hate links and pends with a burning passion. They ruined my childhood game

@@aberidha6489 then it‘s gonna be your adulthood game.

mine is ddd dragon king pendragon

Performapal Kuribohble ftw. Who dares challenge Kuriboh with a hat?

While Black luster soldier is my soul monster

Toon Summoned Skull

nah it would be since you're misinterpreting how the heart of the cards actually worked

If I say Im Bandit Keith I can cheat as long I say "In America" after every sentence, In America.

@@whytry7596 yugioh abridged?

Why Try As long as I say SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY I can cheat because I’m Kaiba

@@synchro4452 True

Hey I pulled lucky today, starting hand was 2 Blue eyes, White stone of legend, and poly

Factssss🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nah, thats only half the shell. You forgot the part where you get "Gods OTKO hand" only for your NPC opponent to whip out the crucifix and Exodia obliterate your ass.

If you're getting bad hands, its most likely because you built your deck incorrectly.

@@Celestial_Wing That's the deck I builded today, but it's fun so whatever

Exactly.

that dude probably mastered that deck then

Chad Doom noob can mean either thing, moron

I've been playing my blue eyes deck for 15 years xD

Noob doesn't mean new player. It means someone who refuses to gain skill and experience and so stays around the level of skill a new player has

Lol

@@TheBloodGamePL no

@@TheBloodGamePL no

Or my Obelisk is my only monster so your mirror force targets. My Obelisk is safe.

@@TheBloodGamePL No Black Hole doesn't target. It simply destroys all monsters, no targeting. To be a target effect the card has to explicitly state the phrase "target" so black hole can actually take out Obelisk. Thankfully I'm pretty sure black hole is limited and can't be searched easily

Founding Father he is speaking the language of the gods What did he say Someone translate

"That does what it do!"

Oh allow me to translate. .....I am with this sorcery allowed to pull the top two cards from my library.......wait wrong game

Just in case you guys didnt know this card is banned and ille let you in on a little secret ok It let's you draw two cards Mind... blown

@@ajsteenkamp3070 that's just absurd. Get outta here with that conspiracy bs. Pot of Greed allowing you to draw two cards. What a ridiculous claim.

L R it’s crazy people still think this

@@KeanuPitt "still think this" So people do agree spending time on something is an indication of experience? Somehow playing since release is seen as a noob-factor though!

My friend who runs a thunder dragon danger deck and has been playing for years STILL believes this

@Neverlandia Yea destroy=negate is extra noobish!

I would mst cards that were already activated and would be like why is it still going through 😂😂😂 it was in a game

I once did that. Solely to be able to resolve multifaker afterward.

You too? Too good lmao

As soon as I saw your comment, I heard him saying that and it killed me. Lol

Ye me 2

@@karmafiles8707 dark bribe an upstart just to resolve multifaker? That's actually not the worst thing in the world but it's funny lol

that means his deck is bad XD

I really don’t see what’s so wrong with wanting to play madolche. The archetype isn’t even that old, it’s fun and has modern mechanics. I feel like the term noob was applied a bit too liberally here. Kinda seems like anyone who won’t do anything to win the tournament is just seen as an inferior member of the community

@@HieronymousLex The joke is everytime he calls a new extra deck type bullshit, he says he just wants to play his deck that was based around the previous one he called bullshit.

*me coming back to Yugioh to play Master Duel and first deck is Madolche* :) *also me seeing this video* :(

@@Dead25m I'm hoping they add the Gunkan Suship archetype to Master Duel. Really want to try making that deck

@@alchemist824 well it’s here

What does it even do?

@@whytry7596 you draw 2 cards

@@nightshade3122 But how? Do I have to draw them with a pen, or can I use a computer? Do I draw the front side or the back side? And which cards do I draw? Can I draw any of them? If so, can I make up my own cards? Why can't they explain things more properly?! 😭😭😭

@@KineticManiac Damn bro you the whole squad laughing

This, fucking this lmao

My friend in a nutshell

True Draco

@@paxpacis2 No Pendulum my guy

@@AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon True King True Draco

I agree with everything besides the time limit and the 4000 atk. I played way back when during school lunch and we could get a game or two in in 45 minutes easily without meta, and one of my friends used Fiber Jar. And for 4k attack. Axe of despair. XD

I remember using "attack goblin force" thinking it was a great card and I'm not lying when I say it was (at least, playing in a friendly enviroment, with no access to the rarest cards and without any knowledge of some rules, like destroy a card doesn't negate it)

yeah some monsters have attack over 10k now lol

That's not old yugioh. That's ancient yugioh. This game has been about stopping the opponent from playing for the last 20 years

Great complement to the “things noobs say” video, that’s a classic one Edoardo

BiskeTheBeast > holding the entire deck

@@whisperhawkmoonspecialist9203 does that mean that the entire deck is bad?

@@georgegkarlemos423 -> obligatory yes

Poker bois

BiskeTheBeast Mulligan in Yu-Gi-Oh wouldn’t be a bad decision to be honest

Yeah unless he's playing TK dinos or already has a conductor on board. If someone acts like that though, I assume they're playing pure Dinos and are losing to the extent where they don't have Conductor on board. disclaimer this man in the video does not represent all of us dino players

Yeah! We (Dino players) would flip a board or two if we lost the turn before we drew Overtex.

Issa joke

ShurMaster Almost as bad as the one time my opening hand (before the semi limit) was 3 Terraforming and 2 Lost Worlds. What was a dino boy to do?

Well if you summoned it you could have negated a spell that possibly made him lose that game so eh

See inmho it’s great to make it into a show just don’t put in dueling book. Or at least limit it to one

Wait prndulums are not that?

@@aberidha6489 ah yes limiting every pendulum card to 1 so it doesn‘t even make sense to play pendulum, neither would it be balanced to limit them to 1

@@Snowiiwastaken then just delete them all along with links and every other unfun card. The anime does it justice at least it looks fun while watching. Unlike watching on DB where everyone pleats the exact same combo

@@aberidha6489 I hope you know how hard pendulum got nerfed by MR 4 and MR 5

Read this comment right as I got to that part of the video. Perfect timing 🤣😂

Lol. Worst move ever. Gobby is an obvious decoy pull. Never DB a Gob.

Trell T so good! Meta 🐑 love it

So it's like what neg 10

Trell, why aren't you a pro actor yet? You seem like you have an excellent camera personality.

It is funny because It is true

“I want spyrals when double helix was meta!!!!”

"they should unban pot of greed, it would make my deck have so much consistency"

@@ezequielcruzrosa8494 Ancient leaf is essentially a pot of greed in tags

Nah not Gouki, Tindangle

Same too funny

I know this isn’t a reference to it but there was a ruling at Pasadena regional last year, when time rules came into effect (not YCS Pasadena), where someone did, in round 7, game 3, respond with dark bribe to upstart. Called a judge after dark bribe because he wanted to know why his opponent drew a card even though he activated upstart. Time was called and it was a draw because 8000 to 8000 LP...

Almost as good as chaining Maxx "C" (may he rest in peace) to pot of duality XD

A bigger noob will solemn judgment that dark bribe

I did that as a meme against an exodia deck...I wasn't planning on winning anyway since I ran final countdown

No, Summoned skull, no axe of despair, no monster reborn, no raigeki, no dark hole

MST.TV ...and also, No items too. Can’t let you win due to some degenerate assist trophy. Oh, and also Final destination to level the playing field.

No drawing cards either.

@@doorbladder5735 Fox only and NTSC CRT to eliminate input lag

@@sommor001 Nah, Fox has too many degenerate moves. Use Jigglypuff instead.

thats like playing a poorly built blue eyes deck where your only special summon is blue eyes alternative dragon

Congratulations, the monkeys will reign over this format. Also, True Draco laughs in the corner

He knew what was up. Never accept charity from an enemy, they will see it as weakness.

@@Rebellions LOL

Sounds like we found a NOOB in the comments 🤔

@@WIZA327 oi man, I've seen competitive players walk around with multiple decks. The only way someone would be a noob in the context of the video is if they made actual trash decks they didn't know how to use and then pretended like that was a fluke and they used the wrong deck. I actually try different archetypes for fun to see how they play.

@@ciphymasterofmedia9104 filthy casual confirmed

How does having more than one deck make you a noob or a casual? Some people just wanna use battryman every so often

Scuffy the type of dude to think they good because he wins against vanillas 🤔

Said no one ever.

@@R0230R *screw u dude, me and my sexy ass ojamas will fucc you up*

@@papiderpy Stfu, before i and my Edgy(Evil) Heroes deck deports you back to your Ojama country. right back to were your sand farm is located!

Beaver warrior otk

man effect monsters stupid. i just wanna play my dark magician red eyes blue eyes deck

AwkwardTrainerNano when I read this it just happened

It took me forever to realise what upstart goblin did; I thought it did damage I think I mixed It up with goblin hord I think that's the name

Me looking at my Caius the Mega Monarch.

here is a good tuner Angel Trumpeter a beat stick with 1900 attack level 4 and tuner

play junk tuners they are absolutely cracked at summonin

Me looking at Genex Ally Triforce

Luighseach Ní Chaoimh it’s a horrible situation lmao

I just cried a little hearing that hahaha

So funny lmao

that is true and he didnt plan to win he just wanted to prove a point about the chaos the no deck limit would bring

Remove the "supposedly"

@@aklepatzky Edited. Thanks!

I still do that xD I tease my friends with like "You are now on stage 1 so let me use my krawlers!" "Okay you got to stage 2 so i use my True Dracos!" "You just managed to clear stage 2! Now it is time for the final boss..... ORCUST!! Muhahaha!"

@@yuugimutou2540 oh gawd...I remember when drag rilers were hype

@@yuugimutou2540 Orcust? Which Orcust?

I have a 60 card performapal odds eyes magican deck with cards that appeared in the anime as my fun deck(IT WORKS SHOCKINGLY)

So true it hurts.

No tribute, no contact fusion, no fusion, no counter traps, no summoning, no spell cards, no lifepoints, no monster, no...

Add no shower to that list as well pls

Hes talking to his deck bruh doesnt mean hes talking to his 5 starting hand cards

@@ran9807 It's up to interpretation, and I think my interpretation is funnier.

@@demfrodegroot7596 bruh xD

I was done when he said no tribute summon lol

Dunno but at this era there is no way you can win with tier 2 meta like witchcraft or harpies except you have extreme luck and deep understanding towards meta games, like you can still win against satellarknight with ghostrick or snychron 3 years ago but nowadays you won't able to win even with 2rd tier meta. The gap between tier 2 and tier 1 is too high rn.

@@r3zaful this just flat out isn't true

@@charlescooks9360 salad have a lot representative because how cheap is it, and how they only needs 2 cards that isn't specific monster to start their combo which can leads into either otk or negations and extremely forgiving if you missplayed, now, compare to crusadia, they needs at least 3 cards in their hand to start their combo and with 4 starting hand if your enemy stop you you die. Yu-Gi-Oh went to absolutely nuts after 2017 ycs, and you know it.

@@r3zaful you got decks like altergiest, which won Germany, true kings, which still are well represented in the meta, and pendulum magicians, which is still extremely popular, so tell me again how tier 1 decks cant be beat by tier 2 decks

To be fair, when playing with friends we would make some random and fun themed decks and when someone would take it too seriously (mostly excessive bragging or crap talking) the rest of us would pull out the "Main" decks. I remember I was testing a deck themed around three different virus traps (was re watching the Clone Wars arc centered around the Blue Shadow Virus when I got the idea to make it) and a friend keep going on and on about how his deck was the best deck in the world (apparently he "fixed" a pro's deck). Pulled out my Monarchs and wiped the floor with him.

Not if I Dark Bribe your Dark Bribe! Ha!

@@Venorpion _Not if I MST your Dark Bribe_

Wait! That's illegal

@@zakd2124 oh yeah??? i m a raigeki your mst

@@madhatten00 *anti raigeki, bitch*

a year later Madolches are actually seeing some competitive success.

Salamangreat Sunlight Wolf I cant tell if your joking or being serious...

Salamangreat Sunlight Wolf The fact it’s not a Neg 9...

@@yesman12345ful I mean in theory: Get rid of 11 and draw 2 cards. Simple math will tell you it's a neg 9.

@@radianzero cards in your deck that you do not have IMMEDIATE access to are not factored into card economy.

@@Rebellions but why tho why are they not lets say your playing a 40 cards deck and you activate that you just got rid of 25% of your deck which can easily end up with you losing horribly if you either dont have a card to retrieve those lost cards (assuming you need 1 or 2) or YOU BANSIHED IT

No cards

Gemini elf or a ritual like hungry burger

Vorse Raider or Gene Warped Werewolf.

Summon a bunch of monsters in one turn.

With the mvp himself, man eater bug

There's no way anyone put all those rules into a room

@@alchemist824 you’d be shocked lol

@@GalaxEGame probably

My thoughts exactly

Then resolve multifaker :)

Caboose Gaming same here boi

Heroes have support. I mean they ARE playable.

SelfLoathingWeekly just referencing the video

fat mood

That's kinda the pain of having to keep up with the game and every new meta card. Pretty much the only reason why I would play at tournaments. Don't wanna be the guy that makes my opponent explain everything he does.

Same

Idk what the better players want us to do, read and memorize every card before playing? I mean we have to learn somehow, even if you just take a year off you’re going to have to read a lot of cards again

Is your duel spirit fibre jar too?

My duel spirit is change of heart. Unban please lol

mine is maxx "c" i can't believe they frking banned maxx "c"

Mine Firewall

@@madhatten00 in all seriousness, i think maxx c could comw back, just at 1, and itll be fine

I am

Alec Fields I used to be the quitter who Immediately came back

ALL OF THEM. lmfao

I met a guy at my locals that was exactly like one of these guys, he was so annoying, winning never felt so great.

i have a stupid ass dude at my locals that “makes” a new deck every week and they are always shit and he screams you cheatin you cheatin, when i win every time

that kinda makes since with the new cards when you can win a duel on the first turn by flooding your board with cards that can with the right combos never leave the field there is no reason to play that kinda game

@@duburakiba well each to their own right? I wont tell ppl to stop playing what they enjoy i just kinda think their reasoning is a little weird most of the time

True

Yes...

when i started playing syncro summoning wasnt even a thing

That's so stupid XD

Same LUL

Lmao, my friend does that too, he goes through a good 5-8 cards 💀💀

Whats a pendulum Monster anyway. I stopped playing when Synchro Monster got out of Hand and they had to invent the XYZ-Monsters to counter them... then these got out of hand and rifl-stomped everything. So i stopped after about 3 month after Synchros got introduced. Whats all new in Yu-Gi-Oh! ?

@@Grimmsborith1992 basically pendulums can also be played as spells, which have an effect different from their monster effect when played. they also have a number called a pendulum scale, and when you use 2 pendulum cards, you can special summon as many monsters you want from your hand and/or as many pendulums you can from your extra deck(they go there instead of the gy) between the level of the numbers on the pendulum scales(ex. if you have a pendulum with a scale of 2 and one with a scale of 8 on the field, you can summon as many level 3-7 monsters you want). With the release of Links, they also added 2 new Extra Monster Zones. All monsters that are special summoned from the extra deck have to go to the extra monster zone, including pendulums, and you can only use 1 extra zone at a time. Now, if you want to summon them in your regular monster zones, you have to use Link monsters. Link monsters are extra deck monsters and have to be summoned first by tributing as many monsters as the link rating in the card(written where the def is normally written) and meeting the criteria in the link monster's description. Link monsters have arrows to them that can point to Monster zones, and if you have one on your field, you can special summon monsters from your extra deck to main monster zones the arrows point to. Link monsters also cannot switch to defense position.

_N1CK_ in other words: *Watch Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V and you’ll get your answers there*

@@sigmain2195 that shit sounds stupid af

@@shunwan-shi-tong1237 subbed is actually very good highly recommend 😄

Yes,yes we are.

I play for fun. And I don't get butthurt if I lose unless my dad uses his GODDAMN MARSHMACARON COMBO

then they proceed to bring their beaver warrior deck ;p XD

Oh for the days when the six spamurai was viable to play