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Most of it can even work all across the world. The last bit on directions for instance, i cant imagine a senegalese, colombian, russian german or whatever that didn't at least think about it.
I’ve written a song called Hear the calling. It’s about the feeling of knowing where you want to go, what you want to do and doing it. I think covid19 has redirected our purpose and made it clearer and I hope you can relate to this song. It would be amazing if you could give it a listen ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XzakijAPpqI.html
No need for rudeness, dirty/vulgar jokes, disrespecting anyone, cursing etc. and he is still the most consistently, hilarious and relatable comedian ever. Unparalleled.
He’s amazing! And i must say his delivery is a huge piece. Case in point: I saw footage of him from earlier days, and his physical humor is much similar to now except his haircut is shorter and so his hair doesn’t “flop” when he shakes his head. It makes a HUGE difference! The added emphasis is 👌🏼
I'm glad I'm not the only awkward one when it comes to telling time. I don't even wear a watch, but when someone asks me what the time is, I'll look at my arm for a few seconds before saying "You know what, I don't actually know"
@@imenea7520 ~I still find it easier to look at a watch on my wrist than fish my phone out of my pocket. But yes, for the most part, especially with mechanical watched, they really are a piece of jewellery more than a need for a timepiece.
I one stood up on the bus with a dead leg / pins and needles, and I just collapsed in a pile on the floor. Everyone thought there was something seriously wrong with me, and I was just left hobbling down the bus like "it's just pins and needles" 😅😅
lol 😂! He definitely moves around just a bit. 😆A bit being every moment, for the entire show! The man is never still! 🏃🏻 Regardless, nothing short of excellent! Stay safe and be well! 😊
Seriously one of the most talented comedians! So hilarious without using expletives unnecessarily! If he comes to Australia, I will personally arrange for my family, friends, work colleagues, neighbours, basically anyone I know to attend his show! Legendary comedian! We all need a laugh. MM return of the Mac!
Oh man, I can't believe how accurate these descriptions are. Things you do, prolly notice, but are actually weird. This man's content isn't gold. It's diamond.
Oh I’m from Melbourne, Australia. I miss breathing fresh air.😓 I want to be out with people so bad. Crowds, lovely crowds. And yes, I am losing my mind.😟😕
I was missing it until... I began reminiscing about the stale snacks costing a king's ransom, the gritty, sticky floors, the questionable stains on the seats, the loudly chewing people and tall ones obstructing my view, the unknown farters, the incessant chatty cathys in the row behind, the weirdly noxious bathrooms, the crying children, the coughers down front and then... I turned to my mate and said, "Fancy a nice video tonight? We can make s'mores and fresh popcorn with real butter!".
I absolutely love the way he is able to entertain without the need of cursing all the time, occasionally he says the *F* word but not like most of the comedians who doesn’t know how to tell a joke without throwing 10 to 20 *F* words into the story. It gets old!
thank you! One of the reasons I don't listen to most comedians. I do love Tom Papa who also rarely uses profanity. Not that I don't use it myself at times, but using it to make is like ! at the end of a word/sentence. Can't use ! too often ether
@@juneahernauthor Hi June!!!! Oh my God you are into metaphysics! I l😍ve it!!! Just subscribed to your channel! Angels, our spirit guides!😇 Light and love to you! 💕☀️
Thank you for the laughs. In Australia when someone accidentally “sprays you in spittle”during a convo. We usually say “I wanted to hear the news, not the weather” LOL. Stay safe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺
I remember when i was a kid at school when one of my mates said 'ive got pins and needles in my foot'. I looked down and said no you dont... that when i learnt what pins and needles was...
after a rather stressful day I was starting to shut down for the night and noticed this video. so glad I did! ending my day with laughter was truly the “best medicine.” goodnight and thank you.
Michael has given me a daily dose of laughter ever since COVID began. He has helped me through a very depressing and difficult time and I thank him everyday as I watch his videos. Thanks Michael, you’re a living legend! I love you and your funny actions and faces! 💓
This man has perfect build-up, perfect material and FLAWLESS delivery! When I’m feeling meh, I fire up his “dentist” or “Scottish” story. Sometimes I’ll opt for the “house in the country.” THANKS MICHAEL!!! ❤🐈
this guy never fails to not only make me laugh but cry with laughter, full on belly laughs, chuckles, snorts and all other kinds, this is what good clean fun is and tbh its rare i watch the clean fun lol, he has such a way of story telling that incorporates everyday banal mediocre life that everyone can relate to and makes it humourous, one of my fave comedians
Many moons ago, when I was at boarding school getting ready for the breakfast bell to go off, I wasn't feeling very well when the girl in the cubicle opposite mine asked me what the time was. I looked at my clock and then answered her but when she thanked me I could see her give me a confused look. When we were in the dining hall, standing by our tables waiting to be given leave to sit, I passed out and then taken back to my dorm when I came to. While lying in bed, the girl I gave the time to came up to me afterwards, laughing, saying she thought there was something up with me when I gave her the time. I asked her why and she said that I told her it was 5 minutes passed 20 passed 6 instead of just saying it was 25 passed 6. In my sick state I didn't even realise I had done that 😂
I really appreciate what you do. You are so funny!!! You make my day when I'm upset. Whatever you said here was kinda relatable and your presence on the stage is amazing. You are hilarious in the way a comedian should be. Without cursing or offending people. Big congrats for that. You're born for it!💕
Will you always have Michael with he kind of jokes? I don't like some jokes but I like all of his thank you Michael i started listening to him in the morning it sets my day with a smile
Usually when someone ask me for direction I just went into the tourist mode and said "oh sorry, I'm not from here" XD Sometimes it's not because I don't know, but it's because I panicked and didn't know what to say, lol.
I should start doing that because every time I've had to give directions, I've probably made them more lost. Unfortunately I don't think that would work because I often go for walks on my own and often at times when tourists are probably not out.
I went to a place with my aunties before and sat on my knees because I was too awkward and conscious to change positions for 2 hours with pins and needles waist downwards. I finally got up, tried to walk and instantly fell flat on my face making an even bigger scene
You should try asking for direction in a lorry, as often as not they'll tell you how to get there on foot. I've had people direct me to cut through through multi story car parks, to take the escalator to the 1st floor of the shopping centre... One time I was looking for a Habitat store (if I remember correctly) that I'd been told before leaving the depot was next to a cathedral, which would obviously be a familiar landmark that all locals would know. I stopped and asked somebody for directions to it (the cathedral), he looked at the word 'Habitat' in 6 foot high letters on the side of the trailer, said "It's right next door to Habitat" and walked off. My favourite 'directions' story though was from Dave Allen. He was driving to a gig in Ireland and came to a fork in the road with the village signposted down both of them. He asked an old boy sitting on a bench "Does it matter which road I take to get to ?????, and he replied "Not to me it doesn't".
I love his humor so much, that this was the 3rd time I've watched this during the pandemic. Oh Dear Lord, please let comedians tour again - even if it's a virtual tour! (I bet you never thought you'd be using that word so much this time last year!)
I love him... as mentioned he doesnt need tp be crude or swear to make us laugh. The dentist sketch makes me roar with laughter... I get face ache... Lol
woah wtf i thought id watched every single michael mcintyre clip at least 5 times and i can quote them along with the video, but i hadn't seen some of these before!!
Too funny Michael. Now, I'm Venezuelan, we talk to strangers all the time! All the strangers, and when we leave we might even give the stranger a hug! Lol🤪
I love him. And he do his comedy with the entire body. I mean, this is hard work !! I love him, he is never vulgar, doesnt make me cringe , he's just funny ,and have the best topics.
