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6:08 "Pigeons! That's all we get, pigeons! Fat, depressed, suicidal pigeons. That just walk in front of cars. Kill me now and my shit life in this hell hole." And the head jiggle! Nailed it! OMG !!! Crying with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
As a person from the country, I can confirm that we talk to everyone and introduce ourselves to the new neighbors. Usually holding a plate of cookies or a casserole.
Where in the country do you live? It took me about 12 years to be even acknowledged as belonging in my village of about 900 people, don't want cookies, but just 'hello' would be good!
However, I've now been here for more than thirty years and so I know a lot of people and they know me, and I would hate now to go back to the city or even a town.
Yeah. Lived here 20 years, our village has maybe 30-40 people. Nobody has ever come over. We speak to the older ones while they're passing walking their dogs etc but the newer ones that recently moved here, we do not speak to. Since they can afford the prices of these houses they're obviously posh gits (with his range rover) so completely different class to us peasant farmers. 😂 We call him Dick, he doesn't slow down for the horses and doesn't thank you if you move off the road to let him past. His wife isn't too bad though.
So glad that he started putting his content online to reach the world audience, he is a kind of genius in comedy and it's very natural to him in addition to his consistency.
Marriage to Michael would be a double-edged sword- I mean, he is adorable and SO funny, but you'd know from day one that all your quirks and foibles would inevitably be fodder for his next show...
May I steal "an absolute tonic" from you? I intend to use it endlessly here in the states for everything good. And for everything bad, Michael's, that's "septic".
I'm Canadian and have spent many summers at sleepaway camp in the bush. I laughed so hard at the animal noises bit that I was crying and had to take a break from the video...
@@Royalizzieadventures Sorry I don't know. A quick google search brought up this link, I hope it helps!: www.canadainternational.gc.ca/united_kingdom-royaume_uni/consular_services_consulaires/edu_equivalency-equivalence_edu.aspx?lang=eng
I'm American but I think his accent and way of speaking just makes him even funnier. I will admit he speaks so fast I probably miss a few words here and there but I'm southern and tend to speak pretty fast too so I just love it! Anytime I'm feeling down at all I watch a few of his clips on here and laugh my head off. He's probably the funniest person I've ever seen. Keep making us laugh Michael. The world needs it! 😂
Tip!. If your partner normally cooks, then one night they can't be stuffed. What your partner actually needs is for you to cook. Takeaway or a restaurant would have been organised if that is what is wanted. But spending 3or4 days of food budget, still having to organise and decide what to eat, and if you go out there's that whole extra stress, even if it's nice. Sometimes the main cook just needs someone else to decide the food and to have a little love given back through being cooked for.
It's a thankless job and apparently I've scared my family so much that no one seems to be able to make a decision without me... The most indecisive person I know.
Years ago I was in a relationship where I was working and my girlfriend wasn't. So she did the cooking during weekdays, and I did the cooking at weekends. Worked well.
Sometimes there is a damn good reason one person is in charge of cooking and not the other. My family would always prefer to eat out rather than get my rubbish food xD Also...remember that the one who doesn't cook often does other chores or earn the most money. Spending some of that money on good food is a way to show love as well :)
I do hope all you Brits know how lucky you are to have Michael McIntyre!! Feel free to send him over to the US every now and then, it's good international relations to share a good laugh! We did it for you when we let Robin come visit you. Just saying. (RIP Robin Williams, you are always loved and missed.)
Have you heard robin Williams first stand up gig to be recorded,? It's called "" Reality?... What a Concept" " came out on record and tape in 1979 ,well worth looking for for hard-core Robin Williams fans 😀
@@private15 I would say this is changing for sure ... men generally now do take on a more active role. I think he says it to be funny In his political incorrectness he looks purposefully for what triggers people and makes it funny. Good job raising sons to take care of their children and not babysit I've done same. It takes time for the buzz words to have true meaning
Ana Correia My son-in-law is at this moment putting all three boys to bed, while my daughter is at a meeting. He’s always been involved - I don’t think they consider this babysitting.
Michael.. you are are OFFICIALLY the funniest, clever comedian on television, you are so relatable and I and I'm sure I speak for the rest G.B are all proud of you ! 💕 to you and your family..xxxx
As someone who has lived in villages my entire life and currently live somewhere so small that it didnt even have a speed limit until 2 years ago (no signs and no street lamps), I have to say that I'd never be able to live in a town or city. I'm so used to people being social and keeping the door unlocked knowing I'll be safe. And, as an aside, the stars are awesome. You can see the milky way from my back garden.
Lucky you, I can see the stars from my cottage garden, but not so many as to classify as the milky way, as I live pretty far north, but I did see a glimpse of the Northern lights, but only fleeting not far enough north to see a full display, it was awesome nonetheless! 😂
I've been in both. Cities can break you. They totally messed up my mental health Because there's so little interaction and most people are in a rush and angry. Not spend too much time in villages (1yr) but even movng from the outskirts of a smaller city into London was shocking enough
It’s been a really rubbish few weeks for me recently and I just wanted to say that this Man is my go to when I need to laugh, a brilliant genius- Thank you!
@@mars109 it isn't the concept of looking after the kids they're upset at. It's that he called it "babysitting" and you don't babysit your own kids. If no one laughed at the "I babysit my kids" line it wasn't a joke
He really is so good, isn't he. Simply fabulous with accents and sounds. He's worried about being in the dark in the country? He should try living in regional Australia and all the resident Marsupials, come out, only at night.
I am! August 2021! Pissed off with my husband… he’s gone to bed, Thankyou God! Enjoying the incredible Michael… cheered up no end, in fact I may even be civil in the morning after a night watching this brilliant man!!🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I was born in Brooklyn, New York and my dad immigrated here. I’m a huge Michael McIntyre fan and I’m trying to get my dad on to him but he Doesn’t quite understand him all the time so I have to pause it often to explain his jokes, so it takes me a few hours to get through a couple of Michael McIntyre clips hehe. Anyways I love this guy!
All these comments about when he said about babysitting his kids... it’s a joke, my god. 😭😭 He literally dotes on his children. It’s a part of his stand up. Loosen up like damn. 😂
He may take an equal part in raising his children and may just be referring to when he is alone with his kids as babysitting, but let's not pretend that it was part of the joke. The joke was in no way focused on him babysitting or on that role. We can't know his actual family dynamics but a lot of people use that phrase because they consider it only women's responsibility to take care of children and them taking care of them is helping out or doing a favour or babysitting. If you wouldn't refer to her taking care of the kids on her own as babysitting, calling it that when he does it is revealing of how you view their actions. Or at least how society views their actions and that you are picking up on a common phrasing. People can appreciate his humour while also trying to point out to him that some of his phrasing is inappropriate if he wants to be an equal partner in parenthood (which it seems that he does.)
@@icarusgotooclose Well, where I live, in the north east, both mams and dads will say they're 'baby-sitting', if they can't go somewhere because their spouse has arranged to be out that night. So, it didn't irk me in the slightest when he said he was 'baby-sitting'.
