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@herkillingjar3438
@herkillingjar3438 6 лет назад
ITS SO WEIRD SEEING JAMES IN SOMETHING THAT ISNT A BUTTON UP SHIRT
@ayelemensah8816
@ayelemensah8816 6 лет назад
Destroyed Energy I knew there was something off about him!
@baddmanaz
@baddmanaz 6 лет назад
"doctor! Doctor! Ive got 59 seconds to live! " "hang on a minute"
@plestrange511
@plestrange511 6 лет назад
baddmanaz 😂😂
@username0172
@username0172 5 лет назад
Wow 😂
@alexdebstep3424
@alexdebstep3424 6 лет назад
"If the doctor doesn't turn up in fifteen minutes, you're legally allowed to leave"
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 5 лет назад
I don't know how many people know this, so I'll say it anyway: This was entirely fabricated by students who couldn't be bothered to wait and just wanted to get out of lessons. Edit: OK so it seems that I am either gravely mistaken, or specifically people who did have this as a rule replied, while others haven't bothered. Just check yourself, that's the only real solution here.
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 5 лет назад
@Gonçalo Ferreira did you ask the teachers? Or did you just take your classmates' word for it? Maybe it is true for some schools, but in general, it is not.
@dielegende9141
@dielegende9141 5 лет назад
Well that's quite a nice rule. Here in Germany we had to go to the vice principal's office after 10 minutes and let him decide if he had to wait longer, would get a substitute or could actually leave
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 5 лет назад
@@spookyy.k "it avoids the students sitting and doing nothing or standing in a line for hours" What? By making them sit or stand doing nothing elsewhere? That doesn't seem useful. Though it may work to introduce it as a rule, so that the students leave and get spotted by someone who can then, after realising they should be in a lesson, get a cover for them. Trick the students into thinking they'll get time off in order to ensure they have less.
@decaf4450
@decaf4450 5 лет назад
@@alansmithee419 we had the same rule, I guess it helps other classes if there's not an entire loud class talking right outside their classrooms We were even allowed to leave the school grounds to go to a supermarket that was a couple dozen feet away (if we were back in time for our next class) but school kids suck, so we were quickly no longer allowed to go there.. especially when someone got in a fistfight with the manager. It sounds ridiculous reading it back, but it's all 100% true
@peachblossom6941
@peachblossom6941 5 лет назад
Doctor:what’s your star sign? Patient: cancer Doctor: *what a coincidence *
@nicholasp6455
@nicholasp6455 5 лет назад
You have crabs!
@Cnut_the_grape
@Cnut_the_grape 5 лет назад
*The plot twist*
@MJAY-N7129
@MJAY-N7129 3 года назад
HAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣
@SeanKL107
@SeanKL107 6 лет назад
Acaster is so charmingly weird.
@TheTradge
@TheTradge 5 лет назад
Yet weirdly charming =P
@TheArcher101
@TheArcher101 4 года назад
We all aspire to be
@gosegose5183
@gosegose5183 4 года назад
And unfunny.
@srbijaiznadsvega
@srbijaiznadsvega 4 года назад
@@gosegose5183 sod off imperialist bell snog
@haza6893
@haza6893 4 года назад
Bruh
@jaggass
@jaggass 6 лет назад
''Don't worry everything you've just told me is private and confidential. Shit my elbow was leaning on the intercom''
@angelxstrow5676
@angelxstrow5676 5 лет назад
Ed Gamble and James Acaster are the funniest duo of this generation. The way James laughs at his own jokes is so endearing.
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 5 лет назад
Well he has to laugh at them, because nobody else does! Just calling yourself 'Comedian', doesn't make you funny, but sadly, too many young people think that's all it takes.
@johnslade4834
@johnslade4834 5 лет назад
David Edwards Did we watch the same video?? All of Acaster’s jokes have the other comedians cracking up constantly
@ANDREWOS93
@ANDREWOS93 4 года назад
John Slade Acaster isn’t funny
@Bagofnowt
@Bagofnowt 3 года назад
@@davidedwards3361 wow, it's almost as if comedy is entirely subjective
@TheFrugalVideoGamer
@TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 лет назад
The "A Trophy" gag was unexpected - at least from anyone besides Milton, anyway.
@Raas987
@Raas987 6 лет назад
James is quality
@adaml5796
@adaml5796 6 лет назад
Stop being a generic hugh lover. He ran out of good material years ago and now disguises it with obvious punchlines and a smug grin
@P0lkoli
@P0lkoli 6 лет назад
HUgh was pretty weak in this one but still has got it
@cynicalwho4039
@cynicalwho4039 6 лет назад
A classics a classic!
@jamesthomas4580
@jamesthomas4580 6 лет назад
Thanks!
@Ash-cb2li
@Ash-cb2li 5 лет назад
Neax 44 James made a childish butt joke and a shit ‘doctor. Doctor’ joke. He’s just slapstick if you find him funny idk what to say about you
@spir.tar.herc.129
@spir.tar.herc.129 6 лет назад
James Acaster Ready to eat apricots
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 6 лет назад
Guavaberry Gua Gua we will fight them on the peaches
@duskodair309
@duskodair309 5 лет назад
Guavaberry Gua Gua he knows what he’s too good for
@evad4778
@evad4778 5 лет назад
Maybe I’m not as dried apricots as I thought I was
@EvilSnowVO
@EvilSnowVO 3 года назад
But definitely not cabbages
@gboss5119
@gboss5119 5 лет назад
That actually was a good joke from acaster about the curtains
@jakewhite3132
@jakewhite3132 6 лет назад
Poor Hugh. Looking more and more dead inside every time someone else steps up to the mic.
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 4 года назад
Hmmm really? I didn't see it.
@AScleMR
@AScleMR 6 лет назад
So ash, when you said you had to 'catch them all' we thought you implied the pokemon
@jackrowbotham1315
@jackrowbotham1315 6 лет назад
AScleMR fancy seeing you here
@AllaMortify
@AllaMortify 4 года назад
Plot twist: that's who he caught them from.
@ashedmondson5612
@ashedmondson5612 3 года назад
Ouch 😭
@manavsharma869
@manavsharma869 6 лет назад
James Acaster is genuinely a gift
@ANDREWOS93
@ANDREWOS93 4 года назад
Manav Sharma I genuinely, really don’t find him funny. Hugh is the funniest of the lot by far!
@manavsharma869
@manavsharma869 4 года назад
Andrew O' Sullivan each to their own I guess
@parkerproductions4546
@parkerproductions4546 6 лет назад
" *pulls out a huge weapon* No I wasn't joking when I said I'm gonna Bazooka that Verruca..!"
@jaggass
@jaggass 6 лет назад
''So if you like to just lay on the bed for me whilst i turn off the lights and put some romantic music on''
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 5 лет назад
Lol! 😂
@Irgendjemand1986
@Irgendjemand1986 5 лет назад
"More worrying than that is the aggressive ferret..." 😂🤣😂🤣
@rookierook4521
@rookierook4521 5 лет назад
I think my favorite part of these videos is the awkward dance they do when more than one person is ready to go
@diehardrvdfan22
@diehardrvdfan22 5 лет назад
That's not just these videos though. That's every improv video.
@ona907
@ona907 6 лет назад
James is so strange, I love it 😂
@imnotanoncebutstephentries8231
James Acaster and Ed Gamble are gold
@tilly8342
@tilly8342 5 лет назад
i love your comment,profile picture and name
@lillylouise8803
@lillylouise8803 5 лет назад
hello so do I.
@aliuqaa
@aliuqaa 4 года назад
everything about you’re profile is perfect 😂
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
Hello, this is the incontinence hotline, can you hold please?
@jaggass
@jaggass 5 лет назад
''Does this count as a second opinion if i ask you again?''
@gpgara
@gpgara 6 лет назад
My entry: "Oh, no, that's totally normal. It's your face you should be embarrassed about."
@WxB2001
@WxB2001 6 лет назад
The guests on the show now may as well be the new regulars, the red haired girl is always on it, as is Ed
@arthurvasey
@arthurvasey 4 года назад
Angela Barnes - she’s cute!
@eoindeegan9804
@eoindeegan9804 6 лет назад
patient: whats the news doctor? doctor: well have u heard of cancer: patient: yes doctor: good can u explain it to me
@thecuriousgorilla6005
@thecuriousgorilla6005 6 лет назад
I am amazed that I actually found this funny
@annmarieryan2088
@annmarieryan2088 5 лет назад
That's a David dobrick vine
@TheTeleporter101
@TheTeleporter101 6 лет назад
James acaster is always ridiculous and I love it! XD
@adebayo6939
@adebayo6939 6 лет назад
“If you feel a slight pain, don’t worry. I forgot to inject you with anaesthetic.”
@jens2049
@jens2049 3 года назад
James is so good
@nirmalsuki
@nirmalsuki 6 лет назад
The waiting list joke is funny because it's true...
@purplegarfield1357
@purplegarfield1357 6 лет назад
Nirmal Kirtisinghe I knew a Foreigner would reply
@nirmalsuki
@nirmalsuki 6 лет назад
I am actually a foreigner... I am from a country that is 8000 miles away, and I even live there. UK is a toxic environment for brown people. Only sadists go there. It's too cold, the food is horrible, you have to do your own work, and the garbage collection policies are a joke, to name a few things.
@hbuss12
@hbuss12 6 лет назад
Nirmal Kirtisinghe You have to do your own work. Yeah no shit.
@k.o.g5150
@k.o.g5150 6 лет назад
That_One_Nerd_Guy "absolutely hate first world countries. You have to work and they don't pay you to do anything. So boring. They also gave women rights. Like what?" 😂😂😂
@u3vs62cja
@u3vs62cja 6 лет назад
Nirmal Kirtisinghe you know if I called India any one of those things I'd be called a racist. But because you said that about the UK and you're brown, it's somehow not racist
@emiliawelander1417
@emiliawelander1417 5 лет назад
1:42 Preach this guy.
@curiousgemini
@curiousgemini 6 лет назад
This had me in stitches
@londontolosangeles12
@londontolosangeles12 5 лет назад
Really enjoyed this one. Lots of silly lols
@timebomb4562
@timebomb4562 4 года назад
That constipation joke
@SidneyBroadshead
@SidneyBroadshead 4 года назад
*Mock the Week* (S17, Ep01) Presenter: Dara O'Briain Team 1: Ed Gamble (captain), Zoe Lyons, Darren Harriott. Team 2: Angela Barnes, Hugh Dennis (captain), James Acaster.
@warispointless
@warispointless 5 лет назад
My entry: "Oh, yes I have your heart in my hands but from what I've heard, you weren't using it anyway."
@mechislander
@mechislander 6 лет назад
Ok class, scalpels down! I hope you all managed to locate and remove your own appendix. It's 60% of your grade! Medical exam... get it? Please? Anyone?
@thewerewolff7248
@thewerewolff7248 5 лет назад
tothemoon Ha that’s pretty good
@jonicthedgehog
@jonicthedgehog 4 года назад
"I am a doctor yes, but not a medical one... I'm a time lord."
@lordblack998
@lordblack998 4 года назад
"you know, I used to think that the Hippocratic Oath was a hip-hop band."
@jaggass
@jaggass 6 лет назад
''Yes this used to be Dr Shipman's room''
@mucusmayhem1118
@mucusmayhem1118 6 лет назад
You must be in for your bellendoscopy, brilliant 😂
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
Care to explain?
@theteutonking3306
@theteutonking3306 5 лет назад
Doctor: and when were you born? Patient: July 16. Doctor: oh! A cancer. How coincidental! You've got crabs... ... And cancer.
@kassidygoddard5340
@kassidygoddard5340 5 лет назад
The soulmates one 😂😂
@jaggass
@jaggass 6 лет назад
''I don't you how you can class me as a heavy drinker. Yes i know i drink 6-8 pints a day but that's water''
@janeroney2062
@janeroney2062 6 лет назад
Michael Langley LoL
@Ratatosk19374
@Ratatosk19374 4 года назад
I'm from America and this reminds me so much of Whose Line is it Anyway?
@gwishart
@gwishart 4 года назад
Not surprising really, both programmes have the same creators and producers. Not sure if they were also involved in the American version too, or if they just licensed the format to Yankovision.
@blinkyrob182
@blinkyrob182 5 лет назад
Acaster is just miles above the rest here, such legendary humour
@ANDREWOS93
@ANDREWOS93 4 года назад
kavcrob he’s really not at all funny
@edwardharriss1463
@edwardharriss1463 6 лет назад
'So if you would just like to remove your clothes and then I'll be out of here in ten minutes and won't bother you again'
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
Doctor you’ve got to help me out Oh yes, go to the hallway, go to the elevator, press down, and go back the way you came
@jaggass
@jaggass 4 года назад
''We've had the results back and your condition is herreditary. I really think you should have a word with your brother uhh i mean your dad''
@yungstallion2201
@yungstallion2201 5 лет назад
1:35 Not even a joke😂
@spir.tar.herc.129
@spir.tar.herc.129 6 лет назад
New mock the Week Awesome
@kayliejoey
@kayliejoey 5 лет назад
3:11 OH MY GOSH YES
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 4 года назад
Doctor, an invisible man is sitting next to me Well tell him I can’t see him right now
@xtheamazingax
@xtheamazingax 6 лет назад
I've missed you, James. :)
@7thheathen
@7thheathen 2 года назад
i tried watching a whole episode and failed. Easily the best section of the show
@arthurpewtey
@arthurpewtey 3 года назад
Bellendoscopi...... so true.
@spockolenbrander256
@spockolenbrander256 2 года назад
“Medical school is expensive or so I’ve been told.”
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
So you touch your head, hand, and foot and they all hurt. I believe you’ve broken your finger.
@skeletalgaming4198
@skeletalgaming4198 4 года назад
Doctor: "You may feel a small prick...hitting you with a very large hammer."
@jaggass
@jaggass 6 лет назад
''Doctor did i tell you that i suffer from constipation? Yeah no shit''
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
So you’ve got a ringing in your ear you say. Hello?
@porscha901
@porscha901 5 лет назад
I see you have brought a sample, turns out it was apple juce from asda
@Icarus.101
@Icarus.101 5 лет назад
I went to the doctor the other day. He told me to name a star sign. I said Capricorn. He said no you got cancer
@larapalma3744
@larapalma3744 3 года назад
They were the staff, true lol
@arthurrubio6423
@arthurrubio6423 5 лет назад
My entry: You are just supposed to have one of those right?
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
Oh no doc don’t wash your hands. I don’t want my insides to smell like soap.
@kalenzypie
@kalenzypie 6 лет назад
James got a haircut and MTW IS BACK YESSS
@rustkarl
@rustkarl 6 лет назад
These... are actually pretty good
@15leungc3
@15leungc3 6 лет назад
Can someone please explain the curtain "a classic is a classic" joke?
@SidneyBroadshead
@SidneyBroadshead 4 года назад
02:15 He's trying to pull off one of those meta Milton Jones recycled old jokes. "Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains." "Pull yourself together." Proof that Milton Jones is funnier than you think.
@dt284
@dt284 6 лет назад
There is a smug on the "n" in "wouldn't". Its distracting once you notice it. Your welcome
@Aj-tu4gv
@Aj-tu4gv 6 лет назад
Cora-san is King you're ?
@thedarkcloud1053
@thedarkcloud1053 6 лет назад
Cora-san is King what?
@robotninja27
@robotninja27 6 лет назад
What they mean is that there is a smudge on the letter N on the screen behind them in the word "Wouldn't". Which is fairly large and annoying to look at.
@thedarkcloud1053
@thedarkcloud1053 6 лет назад
Robotninja27 oh yeah, I see. I must have been weirded af when reading it
@brendanwright9636
@brendanwright9636 3 года назад
Put James acasters joke at 1:44 at 1.5x and it sounds funnier
@johnpower29
@johnpower29 4 года назад
It's clear watching these clips that Acaster is on a different level to the rest
@NateSean
@NateSean 6 лет назад
I left my urine sample in the bathroom, if you're wondering where your coffer went.
@thegdpwhytea439
@thegdpwhytea439 6 лет назад
That black guy seemed really moody for this entire thing.
@nefwaenre
@nefwaenre 5 лет назад
James looked so hot in this episode and he's a hot guy any day everyday, but this green tee and those facial expressions!! Ummhmm ♥ *Hold me forever i love you so much*
@Jaime-sf8ep
@Jaime-sf8ep 3 года назад
Matt complains arbitrary numbers for MEASURING seasons Me: Thinks of America and looks at the Imperical system
@1978colvin
@1978colvin 4 года назад
Some of them look miserable as hell when they walk back 😂
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop 6 лет назад
1:22 She looks IDENTICAL to my year 11 science teacher, wtf?
@skin1582
@skin1582 6 лет назад
What’s the comedian called with the black t shirt
@emmusic9501
@emmusic9501 6 лет назад
James Richards Ed Gamble
@baddog5936
@baddog5936 5 лет назад
Doctor: I'm afraid your going to have to stop masturbating! Patient: Why Doctor? Whats wrong? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you.
@caitrinmcfetridge8889
@caitrinmcfetridge8889 5 лет назад
What's the name of the guy in the black and white shirt?
@newperve
@newperve 5 лет назад
"I'm sorry but the tests show you're totally deaf."
@BigBoy-en2ru
@BigBoy-en2ru 6 лет назад
Good
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 6 лет назад
Well the bad news is you have about a week to live. But the good news is you're preg .... Oh wait!
@sarahprice659
@sarahprice659 6 лет назад
That was a good bunch!
@KeyrunBenji
@KeyrunBenji 6 лет назад
"So if you press this button, the bed will fold up... Oh wait, I was supposed to press this when you're weren't lying on your stomach".
@KR-jg7gc
@KR-jg7gc 4 года назад
Bellendoscopy 😂😂
@chestnutbloke305
@chestnutbloke305 5 лет назад
Is it just me or has James’ voice got a tad higher since he first appeared on the show?
@celticwolff5429
@celticwolff5429 5 лет назад
I remember that "constipation" joke from the 80s.
@cattano0
@cattano0 5 лет назад
I can't help but notice that james looks exactly like shaggy from scooby doo 👀
@phoebe.newall1449
@phoebe.newall1449 6 лет назад
Anyone know where that black shirt with the skulls is from?
@kyliejones9516
@kyliejones9516 5 лет назад
ed gamble
@samuelmcfarland6880
@samuelmcfarland6880 5 лет назад
1:35 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад
2:05 to 2:16 i lost it
@kevinrei4716
@kevinrei4716 5 лет назад
Who's the cute guy wearing a black shirt with white skulls onto it?
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
I have some bad news and worse news What’s the bad news You have twenty four hours to live What’s the worse news I should’ve called you yesterday
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад
(Door knocks twice) Who’s there Doctor Doctor Who?
@mrunseen3797
@mrunseen3797 5 лет назад
Can someone explain the Rees-Mog joke, please? Non British here
@annteve
@annteve 5 лет назад
Rees-Mogg is a particularly prickish British Politician with an intolerable upperclass affectation. He is notable for opinions that offend ordinary people.
@laurendemuccio
@laurendemuccio 5 лет назад
A classics a classic
@yimika
@yimika 5 лет назад
What's the beeping sound when they finish
@ciarantc7881
@ciarantc7881 5 лет назад
Each person gets a certain amount of time to complete their joke, the buzzer tells them to get of the performance area so someone else can say something
@cowboyfunkk
@cowboyfunkk 5 лет назад
He can’t even finish the joke 💀 2:25
@jaggass
@jaggass 6 лет назад
''With the door locked and the lights off i thought we could watch a small porn movie''
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