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To pull such a long sword, his arm must stretch all the way to the ozon layer.

(Scotsman keeps pulling sword) Jack: fifty years have passed but I do not age

FOLDED ONE TRILLION TIMES

Suddenly, a bagpipe cover of One Winged Angel starts playing in the distance.

Samurai Jack could’ve attacked He could at least gotten in a fighting position But he had to wait and see him pull out his comically long sword Fucking legend

Anime character’s weapon when they find out that friendship is powerful:

Berserk nuff said

Apparently he’s Sephiroth, *_but this time the sword reaches all the way to the outside of the solar system_*

This is beautiful. Whenever this moment played in the episode, my younger sister did always point out that the Scotsman is pulling the sword out for way too long than it actually ends up being, but this video takes it to a even more comical extreme. Also, when I was a kid, I always saw this moment as the Scotsman just showing off and being like "ha ha, your sword's not as cool as mine", but ever since I was a late teen, I now detect an innuendo.

“.....But a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, wei-“

Sephiroth’s been real quiet sense this dropped

"It's bigger than yours." It's bigger than Vermont.

cant wait for the scotsman to show up again and be like "oh, whats that? you lost your magical sword? you can borrow mine to save the world if you want, but i dont think youll be able to lift it." and then drops the bagpipe

Jack's sword: my actual size Scotsman's sword: what i tell her i've got

We have gathered here today to once again praise the mystery known as the youtube algorithm🤝

I like how the sound department got tired and just looped the same sound as the sword continues to be unsheathed

I... really can't tell if this is edited or not, cause it really felt that long when watching this episode XD

He's polite for waiting so long

Somehow this fits the tone of the original show very well until the end

I'd like to believe that the Scott mans sword is the the only other weapon that can harm Aku.

*Guts theme starts playing*

I couldn't imagine what the sword swallower feels after looking at the long sword that has the size of Doug Dimmadome's hat.

i love how this is recommended to me i’m obsessed

Yall talking about how long his arm must be, yet no one is talking about the pocket dimension hidden behind him That or the sword is so sharp it cuts the ground behind him

And then in the same episode, the Scotsman explains his sword is also magic due to the runes carved in it And now we sit here and imagine how long it would take to carve runes into *all* of _that_

for honor

My humor has degraded at a point that even a scottish man unsheathing a very long sword makes me laugh so hard. Plus I laugh even harder that this video pretends that a samurai has a mental breakdown for having a shorter blade and killing the poor scottish man. *Is that ok?!*

Government: Don't worry the quarantine will end sooner The quarantine:

waitin' for this to randomly show up in youtube recommendations

The Scotsman is such an awesome character I wish he had his own side show.

Scotty, you better give Sephiroth's masamune back be-*one winged angel plays* .....yeah your dead

The ending freaking jump scared me🤣🤣!

The disciplinary actions length in tf2 be like:

When i was a kid I laughed so hard and kept on expecting the sword to finally get out but it took longer than I expected

This will be the greatest sword battle if this took place in a dungeon.

That sword just dropped the sickest beat of the century.

This guy could help to build a space elevator for NASA

Me: What should I watch? RU-vid: This

"It don't matter if the sword is long, it matters how you get the job done" It rhymes coz it's true -some guy on the Internet

I loved their friendship in this series it was so underrated, it was sad what happened to him in the last season :(

doug dimmadome’s Hat: *Finally A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle will be Legendary!*

Shrek: what do you think he’s compensating for?

I remember watching Samurai Jack as a kid, and my dad came home from work. I was pretending to be a samurai, because, of course. He said hi, smiled warmly as he always did, and we just chatted for a bit. Then my little sis came in the living room and joined in the catch up. My dad left and I continued being a happy kiddo. My dad was always such a good person, and I'm grateful for him. He passed away when I was 15 and it's crazy how a little shit-post cartoon snippet can bring back such wonderful, rosy memories. Not every child gets to have a stable, loving childhood, and I don't take it lightly. I'm always gonna be grateful for my parents for being excellent humans that my sister and I could respect, love, and look up to for guidance and wisdom. Also, Samurai Jack was a vibe. And Dexter's Lab, not gonna lie 😅. I love you mom and dad ❤️

ff in a nutshell

This show was decades ahead of its time

homie got more range than a sniper rifle

Cloud and Sephiroth every time they fight

"Captain, requesting permission to slice through enemies!" "Ok, but only a swordful"

Sephiroth getting ready to kick Cloud’s ass.

Sephiroth taking out his sword

Nobody: Sephiroth:

“Would ya think of that, Mr-“ *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* *Kills him*

Basically Cloud vs Sephiroth.

When you’re on low budget for this week’s episode so you gotta find ways to fill in time

Yes, RU-vid recommendations, I needed this

can we just talk about how patient jack was?

I just imagine his arm just extending

I want a 5 hour version of this

Forget about the sword, I'm more impressed by the arm length he needed to pull it out!

I like how the comments in this video are either from years ago or were posted on the same day this video got recommended to everyone by the ever enigmatic RU-vid algorithm.

Nice sword but mine is bigger This is how males assert dominance

I like to think this is what Guts does when he gets drunk.

Sepheroths entire fighting concept be like

that jumpscare awoken me

The tip of that sword probably breaks the sound barrier when you swing it

Samurai Jack would have taken another fifty years to pull out his sword

Samurai Jack, is coming back.

Plot twist: Every time the panel changes, he slides the sword back into its case.

i was expecting the guy to reply with “THIS IS SARTA”

Sephiroth: Impressive

i was expecting him to pull out "his longer" sword

If you still watch this show, you are a legend

Now that's an infinity blade.

He’s just standing there.....MENACINGLY

I was half expecting this to be a Berserk meme

Man got a sword so long it sounds like a Roller Coaster Tycoon chain lift

*One Winged Angel plays distantly*

Sephiroth in a nutshell

I want to believe that is the actual scene from the episode XD

I remember this episode too clearly-

This has the same energy of kamina pulling his sword out when he met viral

This is a sword ....... and its bigger than yours........................... aye yo!

He's gonna pierce the heavens with that long of a sword

Mgaicians do it with handkerchiefs, they do that with swords.

Congolese sword wielder: *"How cute."*

When he swings that sword, the tip of it reaches 10% lightspeed.

*THIS, THIS IS A SWORD.* Samurai Jack: ok, so?

sephiroth moment

I wonder if this is what happened when cloud first met sephiroth.

A ginger swordsman WIELDING a comically long sword WIELDING a foolish samurai warrior

When your boss says you gotta make the episode longer

Ichigo feels called out

Sephiroth at every encounter

Everybody is gangsta untill he reveals "That"

Sephiroth be like:

Legends says he still doing that day

Dear God I did not expect that earrape at the end

That sword is longer than the 22 seconds it took to draw.

*Sephiroth:* I'm so proud of him!

His eye roll was perfect! *chef's kiss*