This Challenge Is IMPOSSIBLE - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

Ah... memories

School: 5 teachers on one team And the cheapest of each faction

1:32 “What’s the difference?” - Patrick Star

“Live, fly, die.” 15 Valkyries 10 firework archers 1 reaper

"They're protecting him like the president" Because he IS the president

Join the dark side 1 reaper(the leader 2 sword masters (the bodyguards) 2 catapults (your favorite) 12 fire archers 15 skeletons Love ya Captain sauce keep it up you bring a smile to my day every time I whach you

My army: Two wobbly horses. That's it. That's my army. You can only pay that exact amount. You cannot get two wobbly horses.

13:49 Captainssauce : he,s just sleeping Bomb thrower : oh ok I’ll wake him up

The ten army: 10 balloon archers 10 samurai 10 hoplites 10 bomb throwers 10 berserkers

THE SAUCE FAMILY Kevin: Tree Giant Emma: Pirate Queen Apple: Artemis Tommy: Vlad Evie: Harvester Barbie: Reaper Taco: Snuffy Get loled

I think this would be a good idea for a battle: One of each of your 10 favorite units vs one of each of your 10 least favorite units.

This was uploaded on the day Pokemon Sword and Shield released, so a ton of knights versus a ton of shields (I think that’s a unit)

Captain Sauce hope you see this but: 1 of every single unit in the game You have the same amount of money as the opposing team.

Custom battle Battle of Endor Red empire 20 fire archers as stormtroopers Zues as the palpitine Night as darth Vader 4 wheel barrels as speeders 2 mammoths as walkers And healers as meadics Blue rebles Han is a fire work archer A king as Luke A spear thrower as liea 40 hobbits as ewoks 1 momath as a walker chewie stole Bull as chewie 5 valciers as flying ewoks thanks if you pick

Royalty: 1 king 1 pirate queen 10 squires 5 knights And a mammoth with 5 priests (holy snuffy is true royalty)

You know why blumpkin always charges into battle? He wants to be a hero, to be honored, to be rememebered, and to hopfully not get Completley wooled .

The Battle Of Geonosis: Map: Ancient Sandbox Red: Separatists: 25 Candleheads as the laser-wielding insect things 10 muskets as snipers 1 shogun as Count Dooku 1 pirate queen? as Jango Fett 1 halfling as Boba Fett 3 Mammoths as Beasts Blue: Republic: 25 samurai as Jedi 1 Musket as Padme 15 Blunderbuss as Clone Troopers 4 Shogun as Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda and Mace Windu

The art class: In a circle battle my army on the inside The muse: holy snuffy and Zeus The muse is surrounded by artist The teacher: the executioner

THE EXPLOSION: Map - Any Units - 4 Bomb Cannons in the back. 10 Bomb on a Stick's in the front. 15 Firework Archers in the middle. 20 Bomb throwers in front of the Firework Archers. And SCREW IT, a wobbly jouster on each side of the army.

"this is the stupidest thing I've done in this game." He says that so much.

For Honor: I would recommend putting them in 4 groups on the battlefield(being the in game factions) Knights: 1 Squire (Warden) 1 Mace Spinner (Conqueror) 1 Jester (Peacekeeper) 1 Halberd (Lawbringer) 1 Shield Bearer (Centurion) 1 Farmer (Gladiator) 1 Knight (Black Prior) Vikings: 1 Jarl (Raider) 1 Brawler (Warlord) 1 Berserker (Berserker) 1 Valkyrie (Valkyrie) 1 Headbutter (Shaman) 1 King (Highlander) 1 Shouter (Jormungandr) Samurai: 1 Shogun (Kensei) 1 Samurai (Orochi) 1 Vlad (Shugoki) 1 Sarisa (Nobushi) 1 Ninja (Shinobi) 1 Cheiftain (Aramusha) 1 Executioner (Hitokiri) Wu Lin: 1 Fencer (Tiandi) 1 Lady Red Jade. (Jiang Jung) 1 Taekwondo (Nuxia) 1 Monkey King (Shaolin) 1 Firework Archer (Zhanhu) I did my best, I've been thinking about this one for a while, and it took me almost an hour to come up with all the units(and another 15 min. making it better), and not all of them are perfect, however I'd say most of the picks I made were good You could either have them fight each other, fight them all at once, or(my personal favorite option) fight each faction individually If you were to fight them I'd say use the equal money spent rules Hope it gets picked. I tried reposting it on the new video but I strongly doubt it will be noticed, so odds are Cap isn't going to see this, but to be fair I wasn't expecting anyone to notice this much less 115 people, so even if it isn't picked for the next video, I have no regrets, and I'm pretty proud of this

Tall vs small. See how many halflings it takes to defeat all of the Giants.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN: 10 samurai giants 10 tree giants 10 ice giants 10 yarls

the secret challenge: just put down one of every secret unit and back them up with a cheerleader

Battleground: 10 muskets 10 bombthrowers 1painter Oh and 3 cannons

Waltz of the meatball man: halflings in a giant circle filled in with sheilds from the cave men ages against 20 farmers in a stickman formation. Thanks for the read.

The Demons Revenge: 1 Grim reaper: Front 15 Skeleton archer: Back line 5 Skeleton warrior: Mid Lane 3 Pumpkin Catapult: Back lane (Behind skeleton archer) 10 Vampires: Front lane (Behind Grim Reaper 4 Snake archer: Left and Right Corner

"We need to be both babysitter and mass murderer" -CaptainSauce edit: why are you people liking this comment

The " return of the neon faction" 10 Samurai as the projectile shield 5 fencers as the normal Jedi 10 fire archers as the laser pistol dudes 3 musketeer as the sniper And 2 cannons as laser cannons

Beat my other army: Every secret unit

"This is the STUPIDEST thing I've ever done in this game!" Whelp. We know this is gonna be a GOOD episode

I love how the last samurai stands side by side with blumken

Jesters VS A ton of skeleton warriors What happens when there is no nut to kick? And what about jesters VS halflings? The nuts are too small and that is child abuse.

i just wanna see holy snuffy plow through a metric crap ton of skeletons and watch the bones fly...and lag everything to hell XD

Battle: Chivalry Map: Samurai Halloween Map 3 Knights, 10 squires, 4 priests, 8 archers, and 1 king You must defend the sword caster and you get 1500 gold May the best commander win.

“Justice Rains From Above” 12 hirachas and 4 ballista surrounding you.

12:06 *” C’mere I ain’t done with ya “*

My army 1 holy snuffie And three reapers guarding him 2 cheered on artemis’ on either side 15 raptors in the front All lead by the king and pirate queen who are in the middle

Spooky Scary Tornadoes Red: 3 mace spinner tornadoes. (Cheerleaders and mace spinner.) Blue: 30 Skeleton warriors and 10 Skeleton archers. (I just want to see bones being thrown around in the tornado.)

My army: Snakes and clams with cheerleaders

Turlte Formation: a row of 5 hay balers then behind them 5 hoplites then behind them 5 snake archers, then behind them 5 preists (healing the hoplites) plz like so captin sauce can see

Battle: SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE 1 of all of the units in the game vs 1 of all of the units in the game, can be in any position, any strategy, ext

Try this battle: (P.S something awesome happens when you cheerlead Blackbeard) 35 Cheerleaders 1 Blackbeard vs whatever you want.

Vietnam: Red team: The most expensive units it every faction plus tree giant,samurai giant Blue team: The second and third most expensive unit in every faction and ice giant

Just some knights. 25 knights in the back 10 squires in the front and 15 archers on the sides

Battle of Isandlwana Red (British) 25 muskets (line) 10 fencers (scattered) 3 bomb cannons pirate captain (as leader) Zulu Blue (Zulu) 40 clubbers (scattered) 15 spear throwers (scattered line) 5 pirate flintlocks (captured guns) 2 chieftains (leaders) 10 protectors Thanks for looking! i would love to see this battle!

Battle: defend the treasure the vikings and pirates have teamed up to get the treasure on one ship there will be 1 pirate captain, 1 pirate queen, 3 blunderbuss, 4 cannons, 6 bomb throwers, 8 harpoons, and 14 flint locks. on the other side 1 yarl, 2 valkyries, 6 frost archers, 8 berserkers, 8 viking brawlers, and 12 headbutters. your army will be the natives that are defending the treasure If it's to laggy then you could say the vikings are arriving late so then you fight the pirate army first then the vikings or you could say the minute the allies set foot on the island they instantly betrayed each other and then you would end up fighting whoever won

CS: He’s just sleeping Bomb Thrower : Are you sure about that?

Perspective: right to left Map: medieval 1 (the one with the natural bridge) (Small gap between the team line and the front lines): 2 rows of 10 shield bearers (in each row) a row of 10 spears behind them and a row of 10 halberds too (The middle lines): 2 rows of 5 Archers (Back lines): 2 rectangular formation of 6 Hoplites each (one on the left and on the right

My army: KA BOOM BOOM 30 bomb cannons 2 pirate queens 40 bombs on sticks 20 bomb throwers

The revolution 15 farmers 10 haflings 4 muskets 16 haybailors

21:00 The hobbit falling off the bridge and drowning in the back made me laugh so hard

Pure War: Half of all factions vs the other half you decide how it plays out.

Try to beat this: One hobit.

Its raining arrows: every archer unit

This was the best thing I’ve ever seen in TABS. I want more Blumpkin! He’s the drunkest, most entertaining hobbit in the Shire. 😂 The parading of his body around just killed me. Lol

Me: ahh a new episode Captain sause: LET GO OF HIS DICK ARE YOU INSANE Me: this will be a good episode.

Play chess pls King:King Queen:pirate Queen Bichup: healer Knight: Knight on horse Tower thing in chess: shield barer Pawn: hobbit

Snuffy's official army 5 samurai 10 ninjas and 1 holy snuffy and 2 reapers

Army The Yeet Squad: 1Boulder Thrower (whatever the name is) 10 Cheerleaders 5 Healers (Priest) Budget: 3000

TF2 Squad Map: medieval 2 1 Clubber as scout 1 Chu ko nu as heavy 1 Bomb thrower as Demoman 1 Firework archer as soldier 1 Healer/priest as medic (behind Chu ko nu) 1 Skeleton archer as pyro 1 Blunderbuss as engineer 1 Jester as spy 1 Musketeer as sniper (way behind the the team) And one archer as engineer's sentry gun Please do

Difficult level: *exists Clam Jam: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

Here's an army: Two swordcasters in the back, One ballista way in the back, Fifteen skeleton warriors in a line up front, Finally, ten snake archers in the back with the swordcasters.

7:06 "I though we were doing well"- CaptainSauce (in a very low voice) (by which he means they)

The dark armada: 1reaper 4skeleton archers 10 or so skeleton warriors and 3 "dark" preists garding the reaper and 2 bone mages

Remember the summoners? Try setting them to summon two units: a weak, spammable melee unit and a summoner. This means that they will spam weak units in increasing waves as more and more summoners spawn. Try possessing one unit to fight off the horde.

The dark army 2:reaper 2: pumpkin catapults 6:vampires 10:skeletons 10:skeleton archers

Royalty on royalty: King, 10 squires, 2 priests, 2 knights, 5 archers Monkey king, 10 samurai, 3 ninjas, 2 monks, 5 firework archers

Melee vs Range: All melee units against all ranged (with secret units and u can call me Pit😁)

My army: Name: the monster Mash 5 sword casters 15 Vampires 1 reaper 5 CLAMS 10 candle heads 20 skeleton Archers 20 Skeleton warriors 2 pumpkin catapults 2 scarecrows total Units : 80

"Let go of that man's *DING DONG*" Sauce-2019

Look at that clubber on the right 12:33 lol HE is moving hips around.. weird

The laggy war Red team: 10 clams and 5 scarecrows in 2 rows and a bunch of skeletons warriors Vs Blue team: two pumpkin catapults and a Hawacha

The brother in arms challenge: You must have at two foot soldiers and one priest

20:19 i will need something to fight these hobitziz -captainsauce 2019

rain of arrows: all units that have arrow with 30 cheerleaders in the back

The arrowhead: 20 cheerleaders 2 archers 2 Artemis 1 hwach

The Holy bumpkin: 20 priests and one Halfling

my army's name: more than meets the eyes 5 clam throwers 3 crow thrower things 1 whopply horse and 6 raptor riders (plz keep the same amount of riders but you can change the amount of throwers (any of the two) if it is too much)

what he said: i thought he was crushed by a night reality:concused by a squire

Captain sauce: hmmm what do I do with secret units Me: JUST USE THE BOMB CANNON

Pirates and Ninjas: 1 of each Pirate faction unit with 1 Ninja behind each of them as backup.

I'm suggesting this again: Battle of Ice: 1 Ice Giant, 2 Ulurs, and 12 Ice Archers. Half of the archers and 1 Ulur will be on one side of the Ice Ginat while the other half will be on the other, also the Ice Giant would be a tad farther back than the rest of the artic army.

Here's another one. Defend the father! Map: Renaissance 10 fencers near the middle and 15 muskets at the very back 1 priest aka the father behind everyone 2 halfberds as the priests guards.

My army: too many HOLY hobbits

2 views, 80 likes. RU-vid: *Yes* Well it's 81 now.

17:18 that is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen

Snake warriors 30 snake archers 10 clam throwers?

Probably gonna die Army: 2 Ballista in the back 2 catapult also in the back 20 musket in a line 25 Brawler at the front 2 Knight 2 jouster And 1 mammouth

Iron wall: A row a 10 ice archers 20 shield bearers 20 of the cave man shields The a row of archers behind that Sorry that idk all the units name and spelling might be off be sorry

All the kings horses and all the kings me 10 squires 15 archers 2 jousters And 1 king

bullhorn is the strategy that the zulus used to take an empire in south africa the main force in the middle would fight, and the flanking forces would flank the enemy then their would be the loins, or the backup in the back

Sees notification: OH I NEED TO STOP MY VIDEO RIGHT NOW! Please like my comment Also who's been a fan before 2019 Comment challenge: the Hobbit is Snuffy the mammoth and any protectors you want. The enemy will be made up of 8 skeleton Archer, 9 ice archers, 20 normal achers, and 2 Ballista, 2 snake launchers All in the map with white buildings Budget: 16,000

If I may submit an army: 20 cheerleaders 3 explody catapults 5 ballistae Budget: 2500

“Healing heads” 15 priests, 30 headbutters

Captainsauce 2019: pin em down and suck on them. Love your vids keep up the great work!

Game breaking army: 1 of each unit even secret units Good luck cap

The super team So here’s how it works place every super unit and fight them with the same amount of money you can’t use secret units and can’t do the same exact thing to beat them Like so sauce can see

“ Yeah we can bite some ducks if we want to” - Captainsauce

22:00 exactly ppppeerrrrfeeccccttttt