Protect The VIP At All Costs - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

15:18 That barrelroller always dreamed of walking up to heaven on his barrel and now he can

"Odds against you 2" Whatever your next battle of choice is, you can only use half as much money as the opposing army is worth.

15:18 I love how the barrel roller just majestically take off to heaven

Cap: I appreciate huddling together for warmth but there is no need to hump Me: isn't that how more units are made

Battle of kings: 10 pikemen, with a banners holding them still 4 jousters 2 catapults 2 knights 15 squires 1king

The chariot hits the boxer, the boxer punches zeus in the neck, and zeus dies 6:24 BEST DUO EVER

“What is we fill the trees with peasants”- Captainsauce 2020

The Siege of a generic city Map: ancient 1 10 shield bearers in the front split between the 2 halls 10 sarrissas behind 6 snake archers also placed further back 1 chariot in the back

6:24 the boxer literally jumped from the chariot and hit Zeus in the final blow.

The holy snuffy : 30 priests and 5 mammoths

“There’s a reson we don’t wage war with beyblades”

15:17 We just gonna ignore the ascending barrel roller. I think he left for Heaven a bit early.

Challenge: defeat the dark peasant with a peasant. This is not a joke, it is very much possible to do it.

"2 Thor's? does that sound reasonable??" Yep. 2 gods of thunder.... PERFECTLY REASONABLE

15:18 I’m surprised he didn’t see the ascending barrel roller

"Everything just disappears in explosions, and I'm ok with that!' - CaptainSauce 2020 Ok, Sauce. Just don't forget that the guy you kicked in the taint will remember that! LOL

"can we just punch this guy in the taint, now" - Captainsauce 2020

6:24 the boxer is a hero he climbs onto the chariot then punches zeus in face

Attack on titan Red: 20 knights 15 peasants Blue: three tree giants If red gets destroyed give them 2 cannons And if blue gets destroyed add 2 more tree giants

The wobbly horse looked like he went light speed when hit by Zeus

Wormhole: Thor versus a hobbit, with hobbits turn into black holes on.

"Till death do we part" 1 pirate queen 1 blackbeard 2 reapers 1 priest 10 hobbits 3 bards (the three amigos)

15:20 Barrel Roller: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

“You’d think that you could poach a cow” of course you can this is TABS we’re talking about

He protec he attac but most importantly he guard with his back

"Bigger Fireworks" Red: 10 barrel rollers Blue: 20 firework archers If something wierd doesn't happen then increase the number of units on both sides

That boxer that helped the Wobbly Horse take on Zeus is a legend (I think the dude took multiple lightnings to the chest and did not care)

"I guess it is kind of difficult to find an honors student who wants to blow himself up" I'm right here, an honors student who wants to blow himself up

Nobody: Tabs units: D o g p i l e

"What is a king to a god?" Surprisingly effective, actually.

2:41 The little pikeman that could

Captain sauce:*puts the actual damage dealers in the middle of bombs* Captain sauce after he loses:stupid barrel rollers-

I love how you try to actually strategize in this game

15:18 “GOODBYE, IMMA TAKE THIS BARREL TO MY HOME PLANET!”

With the level saving billy in the background billy was making the snake dance 🤣🤣🤣

"There is a reason why we don't go to war with Beyblades" *CORRECT*

“Why is everything in Ancient Greece so hard to pluralize?” The plural to phalanx is phalanx because it ends in “nx”. Zeus plural is Zeus because its a name that ends in “s”. Any others?

Battle Idea: "Holy Retribution" I've tried to design this as an actual challenge and not a meme. Use the medieval 1 map (whichever one has the door I cant remember)first of all position 3 lines of squires on the choke point with space in between. Between each of those spaces put Knights with 2 priests each "3 knights" and then on the far right side (one with no trees) put a king in between two catapults, give the king three priests and each catapult on priest. And just to piss cap off, put 10 archers in a line behind you with 2 other lines of squires back there as well. And if you wanna make it real challenging, only use spooky faction because priests and undead kinda fit the theme.

Put snuffy in weird spots and you will die of laughter because it is hilarious

Like the burger baron, and captain sparklefingers, and all the other backstreet boys they brought with them.... I love that line

CaptainSauce: has 6k Me: USE THE TANK NOW!

“I come up with the dumbest plan, it works. I come up with a flawless plan with reasoning and it gets pooped on” 2020 in a nutshell

You know it’s gonna be a good video when it starts off with a peasant punching a Imobilized barbarian that was hiding from battle in the balls.

Test: Try to make a tornado fall in love Battle: *CHARGE* One of every fast unit No usage of the balistai

“ No need to huddle for warmth 😂”

"There's a good reason we don't wage war with bayblades" 3rd graders: *depression*

The peasant trying to block the VIP from a ballista bolt is like throwing a couch pillow in front of a tank shell

Captain Sauce 10:30 their bumping because their making sauce in the presents of you because their know how much you like their sauce

can we just say how gracefully that barrel roller flew at 15:19

15:20 in the skies the legendary barrel roller appears

i hope sometime he tries a LOT of catapults against the dark peasant.

“No need to huddle for warmth” Bruh it’s in the winter and they don’t have jackets

"We can shoot monks" Captain Sauce.

6:20 those sakes are floating...

That lady killed a medieval machine with just a puch is surprising😂

15:20 Cap was so impressed by the launch by the Thors that he didn’t notice the barrel roller ascending to heaven.

Guys there's no need to hump Cap- 2020

I was depressed and now I’ve already forgot in the first minute

13:01 the firework made a peasant slap its own ass and then died 😂😂😂

THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL While on his way to kill another swarm of hafling (25 of them) He was betrayed by 10 raptors 10 raptor rider 1 of every horse And 1 mammoth

Ah yes, let’s ignore the samurai with no head [ 12:01 ] and the barrel roller rolling to heaven [ 15:19 ] and let’s not forget Thor riding his hammer [ 15:42 ]

When you are so early that you see no views and only one comment and you already know you're going to be great

Captainsauce can you please never stop playing tabs you're so good at it

i still love how chariot ran to the boxer letting him jump on and slap zeus that teamwork was awsome

I like how he couldn’t take Down the first battle but once the comments where released they defeated it instantly. ;)

4:12 "Like the Burger Baron, or captain snapfinger, and all of the backstreet boys they Brought" I love that one Capt

"It's just you, me, and toot on DEZ nuts" CaptainSauce-

Thor has no problem fighting with giants, right? So face Thor with a Samurai Giant.

"It's so stupid." The perfect description of TABS

I haven't watched the video yet, but I know its gonna be great.

Stop the cap: I love how the wobbly horse and the boxer tag team on him and just LOL

Thank you CaptainSauce for making these videos ,they have saved my life!

Wait why are the videos getting shorter???? I said you could make them *longer* but we're going in reverse!

See what bugs me about the “Greeks” is that they are actually of Roman design

The combo we never knew we needed: Tag Team Tuesdays First try Fridays

him saying "this will go flawlessly" is like mumbo saying "it's quite simple really"

12:57 find the dead guy with a firework on his hand

How does he always find the weirdest and best fitting words for every situation

"this is why we don't wage war with beyblades" One of my favorite quotes

15:18 the barrel roller goes to space LMAO

"there's room for only one wobbly horse in this town." 20 lassos that you use the normal arrows with shoot V.S. any horse

Don't mind me, just looking up how many times Captainsauce said Taint

"Can we just punch this guy in the taint now?" - CaptainSuace

15:18 Barrel roller: gets hit by a firework Also barrel roller:"I'm flyinggggg"

10:44 what are you doing step-peasant

It’s like lord of the rings when Gandelf falls down a very deep hole

That scene when the boxer climbs the chariot and punches god xD

Amazing pose 6:32

"The Ponderosa" 2 gunslingers 1 Deadeye 3 Quickdraw 1 Lasso Blue: Equal or under value (no tanks) "The wild wild west" 2 Bank Robbers 1 Deadeye 2 Gunslingers 5 Quickdraws Blue: Equal or under value (no tanks)

I love cap he’s always in a good mood every new video he uploads

6:24 That little boost jump from the chariot though! *_"Tag Team Tuesdays"_* indeed

A wobbly horse came home and said," Mom I broke 2 knee's"

I miss battle cats cause i think he still haven’t finished cats of the cosmos :( Edit: omg i havent got this many likes before thank you so much and battle cats.

He is the best type of sauce out there!

“It’s a 2v4, not the odds I was looking for”. - rhyming with captainsauce

6:18 *Best Tag Team*

I’m here cap

Hey

I just love that fart noise when that pike man punched that catapult

The right side barrel roller wanted to ascend lol 15:16