This dog has 2 brain cells🤦‍♀️ 

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This just before a long explanation of what she does for his alopecia

@@fieryvale I’m not sure if alopecia is necessarily a medical “issue”? Like you just kind of deal with it but it’s not dangerous (that I know of, idk)

@@ameliavelasco8602 Not sure it should be called "alopecia" for dogs. Ours is caused by hormones, theirs mostly by external factors and constant licking or biting to scratch an itch. despite the myth that their saliva will heal, saliva contains the first digestive enzyme and causes damage more than it solves. Any dog sensitive to parasites is likely to develop a behaviour causing said alopecia. The source can be treated, the habit, not so much. like doggy OCD. It's a non issue for me too. IF the original cause is treated. The rest is cosmetic. Basic bad trip if you fear acarians and end up sleeping in a Canoe or a plastic bag. 🤣 Dogs don't have words and explanations and react much more.

@@auntisthenes2754 well her dog does actually alopecia, he doesn’t lick those areas. I do have a family cat that does this due to anxiety and she over grooms so she has some bald spots :( however you can still see the hair trying to grow back, it’s not a true bald spot.

I love the Mysterious Melvin, but it blows me away he was once a breeding dog. He's precious but his DNA has no business in the gene pool.

@@claytonberg721 LOL yea right LOL

@@claytonberg721 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He has two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for third place.

@@toyotaecw😂😂

Heihei (pun intended)! We seem to have made the same connection 😂

He is the canine HeiHei... 😅

Lmmfao

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😂 like a medieval painting of a dog

@@perhapsshellliveafterall He's a walking taxidermy lmao

The horrors of selective breeding. We humans made him this way and now we make fun of him, It's actually very sad.

@@guywholikesbreathing1263 Melvin is adorable and precious,, he's just very, very little, that he is just barely there. Being triple mixed myself, I never question pedigree. I merely accept for who you are once you've arrived.

A prototype 🤔

Haha awesome!

You win the internet for the day with that comment!

Best comment ever!😂😂😂

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This comment is PERFECT ❤

Yea'_'😊

chicken wing 😂😂

And permanent lipstick 💄

And an ex porn star

Poor buddy

RIGHT!?

Madagascar guys 😂

@@LovelyClothes oh my word!!!! That is it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Omg yes

I feel the same way! My Dad was a Melvin who was 6'6 350lbs and never appeared to be afraid of anything, he was WEIRD AF!! My kid brother is also a Melvin, He is 6'2 240ish or so and has 2 brain cells, neither work very well.

stop🤣🤣🤣

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They seem to alternate control at random intervals. one leg and eye at a time.

Maybe he should be friends with Michael from Useless Farm and they catty sharing their brain cells.

They've never met

He actually has 3 brain cells, one is dedicated solely to holding grudges, hence the misconception he only has 2.

Two braincells powered by unyielding hate and rage.

@@Tenchigumithat’s the cells hate and rage

I have adopted three senior dogs, all 4- 6 lbs. Melvin has an inflamed condition that outwardly manifests in his skin condition. A small window as to what is going on internally. He is not weird, just very tiny, and exposed to who knows what that has made a more fragile breed more fragile. The hairdryer is the equivalent to a wind tunnel for a human. Too much for the little inflamed- nervous system overloaded pup. If his skin is inflamed so he is internally, and that includes his brain. We have greatly improved our senior rescues using methylene blue, raw diet, natural anti parasitics, milk thistle powder, and charcoal used at times inflammation causes increase of symptoms. Those are paw licking, scratching, loose bowels, ear scratching and looking dazed, or extra hyper. I have found that bone broth is very helpful for healing ppl and dogs. In some areas you can buy it. Mineral rich foods are important for dogs and ppl. The little dogs don’t always take to chewing on a real bone. I appreciate this channel, have learned a few things, but was surprised by the blaming talk directed at a little guy who has been a victim of over breeding, possible over vax, meds(?), a prior dry food diet, and who knows what else. I have seen miraculous reversals of dementia in a 12 yr old 4 lbs male chihuahua over the past year and 1/2. He definitely seemed dim and was going to be euthanized when he was rescued.

Agree

That’s just one of his two brain cells. The other brain cell is constantly scheming ways to yeetus deletus its host. All other critical brain tasks are completely vacant.

Considering how needlessly rough she is, I'm not surprised he remembers her. I've seen a lot of grooming videos and I would never take my dog to her. She is BRUTAL compared to most & I've seen enough of her videos to know this is her usual pattern, not an exception.

​@@LolaLaRue-sq6jm rough how?

I saw similar procedure of care on koreanian side pets hairdresser...but was gentle much more and dog was full calm and trust. She is rough...last fraizes sumary all video. Malvin is happy when she finish...me too.

Poor Melvin. Someone must have over studed you😢 I'm glad you were rescued

I laughed so hard reading that 😂😂😂

me

Me too Melvin. Me too.

finally I found my spirit animal. its Melvin.

​​@@Metoo1111*You do realize that colloidal silver is toxic, right? You're telling this woman to poison her dog. Get your nonsense homeopathic remedies out of here.* Edit: Well, can be. But for a tiny dog that size? I wouldn't risk that.

@@StormTheSquidyou are stupid, aren’t you. 10 ppm is in no way toxic. And it WILL help his skin.

Our Maltese was pretty dumb. I got one of those IQ test things to do with her and she failed every single task. Loved her to bits. Eventually she got bone cancer and we had to put her to sleep. This was years and years ago. She was my 2nd dog out of 9 dogs in my lifetime.

We have an Aussiedoodle, combination of 2 of the smartest breeds. Welllll, she has 2 brain cells, and we think there is a lot of static cling inside that beautiful head. She is sweet, but no where close to bright.

We have a cat who lies in the middle of the floor in the dark and as a result gets tripped over every single night when we get up to let out the dogs, and then during the day he will go out of his way to un-alive both himself and my poor dad by getting right under his feet multiple times a day...he also will roll off high places while fast asleep, sit and intensely stare at our other cats before inevitably getting his ass whooped, and over all winning the title of *Dumbest Cat Alive* ...his name is Gabriel and I love the poor dumb b@st@rd to bits😹

Our bulldog was pretty stupid. I'm not sure how he never figured out our Great Dane's trick. If he was laying on my brother's bed when she wanted to, she'd go and ring the bells on the back door to go outside. He'd hear them and jump off the bed to go to the door...at which point she'd turn around and jump on the bed herself. He fell for it every time and she did it nearly every day for about four years. She could be so smart when she wanted to be (when she didn't, it was usually because she was dying for attention and/or food). My mom insists that our bulldog was pretty cunning, too, but I'm not so sure.

I have a dumb dog who I have been trying to teach to shake hands for 4 years and he just doesn't get it.

Love you both, then. You cute little cuddlecakes!

Which is a good thing, if he can't look after himself, he better be cute enough to convince other people to take care of him.

Maybe he is kind of mentally disabled 🤷🏻‍♀️ these kind of dogs are so overbred. Poor little creature, the childish scheme looking of this breeds can cause hydrocephalus and other neurological issues.

Melvin has more meat between the legs than in his brain :D

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i couldn't stop giggling

Same

and almost always blindly backwards 💀😂

He's so 🥰 cute!

Same here. Same here.

I was thinking the same thing! I thought there was nothing else on the list after the missing toenail... then find out he's also missing his front teeth.

Cryptid 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Lmao cryptid 🤣🤣

That happens when _both_ his brain cells work at the same time :D

must be the lipstick

@@larzkruber822 It probably works like diver's snorkel.

She was reminding him to breathe when I read your comment 😂

@@cy-one Both at the same time? But of course he can't always go full speed, can he? That would cut his life pretty short. Didn't she mention that he was used for breeding? That makes me wonder if he always managed to pass on both of his brain cells to his offspring....

Portkey was the hose 😂

😂😂Facts!

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He’s an adorable goof… but I have to say, I’m sure using him as a stud dog really added something to the Pom breed (rolling eyes).

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She’s the BEST.

absolutely perfect 😂

YES!!!!!!!

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This made me laugh so hard

Omg I love this 🤣

this is such a sentence

Most sociopaths are highly intelligent. That he is not. He's just Melvin, the butt of a human joke that won't be bullied by his peers because they're better than us

Aww now Mommy Vanessa, Mr Melvin is just hiding the rest of his brain cells from you so he can get more of your attention and time than the rest of the pack😂😅😂Mr Melvin knows exactly what he's doing when he acts like he only has 2 brain cells that are actually working on a full time basis 😅😂😅If you only knew that he told the other dogs that you feel sorry for him and that you LOVE LOVE LOVE him the most you wouldn't be so gentle with him 😂😅😂

My favorite part! I was dying watching him blow in the wind! So cute! 😂❤

This

do you seriously think that this dog can understand human language? especially the dog who has "two braincells" and doesnt understand the danger of heights?

I think a lot of us need a recording of her reminding us to breathe, to listen on loop when we're anxious, panicking, spiraling etc

⁠@@SweetFreak030ell I personally think that dogs can understand humans to some sort of degree. I mean my dog she runs towards me/reacts when I say her name. Plus she comes to me when her favorite ball is somewhere she cannot reach, she even crawls under to show me that her ball is there. But it’s okay if that’s not your opinion. Edit: oops I realize that I accidentally swapped two words

​@@SweetFreak030my dog sure does run fast to the kitchen when she hears me angrily exclaiming "f🤬🤬k". She knows I dropped something for her to eat every time

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Right into the shadow realm

Adorably crazy. I have a 4 lb 🤷‍♀️ When I 1st adopted him he hissed like a cat at me. Now he thinks he's a 100lb fierce protector of me. He hates baths too and he has the lipstick 💄 too fairly often, fortunately I can squint saline water on it and it shrinks back in.

Has he been neutered? That might help

she also mentioned that her german shepherd hated being groomed.

Our Shih Tzu definitely has 0,000000000001 brain cells and he has to share it with his poodle brother. Considering their current distance? Oftentimes neither has it. They’re lovable, sweet, weird and extremely loved, but no one is accusing either of them of being particularly bright!

​@@eeeeeeeeeee2her last Shepard was great. No whining or dramatics.

Yeah, my late cockapoo wasn’t very bright. He was probably 11 when he finally learned the trash can could contain forbidden delights. Sweetest little guy, but just not bright. Our house’s current dog is running out of tricks to learn. And it’s not just because she’s more food-motivated, though that helps.

just like dumb humans there are dumb dogs just like any species they all have distinct personalities and intelligent levels.

This is a wild comment out of context

@@sadrabbit53 🤣

Thanks for sharing 😊🤓

Sardines? I thought I was the only one that knows a dog that eats sardines! That's soooo cool. My dog ate because he liked it though, not because of his health. It was an interesting thing to see the first time 😂

IKR! LOL

Playing around with the cats, he'd surely pick up the skill.

Hey i’ve seen this effect personally i grew up with a pup raised by 2 cats an that fella can climbs trees No joke

And he holds grudges? Melvin is a cat 😂

He must think he's a cat. 😂

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Too me, Beans is the perfect name for such a creature.

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Little dogs can't see far. Tiny dogs probably couple feet.

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And when you do, they bloom.

That's a wise, wise dog trainer

Love them for who they are and where they are at. Even if they have two brain cells. We have one with 4 meatballs for a brain and if he thinks to hard, it smells like burning rubber

Such wonderful advice ❤️ And applies to all …. Humans and non humans.

Melvin is such a sweet little creature. I always ver toward the unwanted myself but find the treasure.

I my experience, Melvin is not dumb. He is definitely inflamed, So, at 3 pound(?) he is dealing w some overwhelming physical issues. Once dogs are not inflamed, like ppl, they are able to relax because their attention is not consumed with itching, hypersensitivity to sound, etc. Melvin has some kind of parasite-opportunistic bacteria making his decisions for him.

Or maybe hes just dumb.@@917hazel

@@917hazelThis dog is more cared for than most kids : got all his shots, worms treatments, fleas treatments and is pampered way too much. While not dangerous, he should have been neutered long ago. I don't care about his mensurations, he's unbalanced and should be out of the genepool.

​​before she got him, he was being breed and never knew nothing but the walls of his playpen _for 2 years_

Unfortunately for you, I have your babies in my contacts so I'm texting them right now telling them you said that! 😂😂😂😂😂

Best Nickname Ever!

He's adorable! I'm not keen on handbag dogs, but I would run off with this little poppet! ❤

Don't forget the permanent lipstick 😂

LOL "Baboon butt" 😂 I thought I was the only one that thought Melvin's tushy looked like a baboon's butt.

you can see why they used him for breeding xD

@GracemarieJohnson my chocolate chuhuhua s butt looked like that because he had some hot spots so the vet had,to shave back there it's taking forever to grow back but he's a happy camper because the hot spots were driving him crazy and me too my poor baby

@@yolandaperez7009 Poor little guy. At least the dog doesn't have to deal with hot spots anymore.

SKEETER 😂 he survived in the spite of nature, just to prove everyone wrong

I maybe dumb, but im in it for the long haul

That would be amazing

FR and the fact that he's this nuttily anxious despite his mama being the one grooming him is just sending me!

@@evilstormgnatwhen she revealed he was hers, i cackled

So true

Lmao 😅😅

crickets 🥱

This made me properly laugh.

Big dick energy! :D :D

Bizarre

bazaar genetics 😭😭😭

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Maybe the owner is the problem. I hate the way she talks to him and the name-calling! It may look like a good home but a lot of abused victims come from "good" homes.

@@dianejackson5398 people like yourself are exhausting 😑

I had a doggie, he lived until he was 16, and I think he was autistic. He wouldn't look anyone in the eye, and he seemed fairly devoid of emotion. When I came home from work, he wasn't happy to see me, he was anxious to go use the bathroom. One time, when it was snowing, he pulled me down the steps, and I rumbled down the steps, laying there, trying to figure out of I was hurt. He just kept pulling, he had zero sense of empathy. Loved him anyway...

I once took my dog to the vets to have her vision tested. She kept walking into parked cars, trees, light posts, signs etc. Once she faceplanted spectacularily into a chain fence she did not see (luckily is was some give in the fence, so she didn't get injured). And the vet was like, "nope, nothing wrong with her vision". She was just incredibly dumb. She was an extremely smart dog when it came to social cues, and would often bully other dogs by giving small cues - like fluffing up her chest, or doing a small snort at them, and it would trigger the other dog into lounging at her or barking at her. So the owner would get mad at their dog and then apologize to me and be like "oh my god, he/she is normally never like this". And my dog would look at me like "yeah, i did that" lol. But yeah, other than socially she had no spacial awareness. She once hung herself by climbing on top of a large rock, and then falling off the other side when tied in the garden. And she fell down many hills in her life. amazing dog - but dumb as a bag of rocks

​@Tanjaaraus Aw she could've not have had good depth perception though!

We love Ruby for trying his best

I don't feel any compassion from you towards such a tiny dog I feel the hose and dryer are too strong for him

Don’t go. Save yourself, please.

He’s a chicken wing!

He looks like a little monkey 😊

That’s the power of hair lmao like a wig.

Yeah, it kinda looks like he has a mullet there....

I had a cat, Willow, who was a perma-kitten. She was sweeter than honey, adorable, loved snuggles, twisty ties, and having her long, long fur brushed. She never weighed more than 5-7 pounds but with all her hair she looked like a 20 pounder. Like the beauty queen she was, I swear she was all fluff and eyeballs.

A lab that doesn't want to go outside? wth

I don’t think Labs grow a brain until they’re about 3 and even then it’s in need of some heavy duty brain Viagara.

what a weird dog LOL pets are so funny sometimes

so basically untrained

My yellow Lab is now 14 1/2 yo. She's been by my side since she was 6 wks old. I pray she stays with me for a time to come. They are real heartbreakers.

Yes! I also instantly had to think of Marbles 😂

If I remember correctly, it took her over a year to teach him to sit! 😂 the video she posted was just teaching him how to sit on hard floors instead of carpet! 😂😂😂

Man now i’m sad thinking about jenna 😔

Would you want to sit an you nekkid baboon butt? No cushioning there whatsoever! 😂

And he eventually learned how to sit but could only sit on soft surfaces 😂❤

I think you are confusing us with Gen Z. lol

@@quirkyradish1559 you're a strange millennial if this doesn't fit you.

Melvin doesn't want to take responsibility for his actions either! Haha. Def a later gen x and beyond trait. 🙄

@@jadedjaws4952 I'm an geriatric millennial. I'm more Gen X.

To be fair yes this does also fit Gen Z

I think just like people, some animals are just really dumb. I have had very intelligent cats and dogs, and I have had really dumb cats and dogs.

@@rokelle_2012I think you’re right. We lived out in the woods so we didn’t really do any elaborate training on any dogs we had, and they still showed more commonsense than the fancy cocker spaniel my BIL’s friend decided to just let loose when she came to visit. Dumb thing trotted down from their trailer right through our screen door without hesitating or even looking around as if he noticed doing it.

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last chance to look at me melvin

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the same as men. Im glad you adapted him.

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I have a cat that has no exposure to dogs. She growls like a dog when she hears a knock or doorbell ring. It's hilarious.

Cats are so much fun when you "get" them. They are very attuned to their humans, more so with dogs whose lives revolve around us. Mine is sharp but "handicat". Adult stray taken in with so many deficiencies she tries to ignore. It's always been painful to watch. She still falls a lot and sometimes it's hilarious (when she decides her new place is just above the common water bowl).

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My cat Luna does the same!!😅❤

My cat Luna chatters at my Golden retriever every time he barks.😂

small dogs be like that, every thing chill then thay jump and its 'oh shit!' then you see thay are fine for the most part.

I have a little one, that's why she goes a wonderful groomer like Melvin has!! ❤😂

-come over and see ‘johnny depp harrrases women online absolute proof’

Fluff and wiener 😂

he looks like ET with the hoodie xD

He doesn't bark, he squawks.

you forgot the best moment! at exactly 10 minutes in he is doing his best impression of an ASPCA commercial puppy, and pleading for his life against the tornado that is the blow drier lmao

Thank you for these time stamp ❤️🤧

He sounds like my cat Tiger

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8 lessons into training, & when Max, my glorious beyond beautiful huge American Stanford refused to learn to lay down, the trainer called him a blockhead, I never went back. That he has no brain matter worries me not a jot, he loves people, has not an aggressive bone in his body, & trots like a show pony, we call him the Bimbohound ")

Speaking of "unalived" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am eating a Rice Krispy Treat and nearly choked on my laughter after reading this! I genuinely have a headache now! You needed to put a trigger warning at the beginning of your comment.

There's a really amazing Hyperbole and a Half comic about the artist's dog failing every portion of the doggy IQ test. Absolutely hilarious, the poor dog had no clue about what was happening.

​@@hockeygrrlmuse The wizard will give her the treats

Unfortunate looking lol

My aunt had a little Pomeranian that had been used in a puppy mill as baby daddy. When they rescued him, he was so matted that the only way to fix that was to shave him down to the skin. He looked pitiful. Looking at Melvin reminds me so much of Judge.

It might have been that your dog had to much testosterone! Was he aggressive at all? The reason human males tend to go bald when getting older is because the male body produces more testosterone then the female body does! Testosterone also increases aggression in any species, which is why lots of dogs get neutered/castrated because it’s the testicals that increase testosterone production and end up causing aggression and hair loss

@illyachan5901 Yes, I'm aware that male pattern baldness is caused by testoterone, and seemingly that was my dog's problem. The thing is: he was NEVER even REMOTELY aggressive at all?? I now have 2 dogs and my other one is far more energetic while the one who had alopecia is super calm, perfectly chill, never even THREATENED to bite anyone at all, and is super friendly! I suspect it was due to when my mom asked the groomer to make my dog have the classic "bear" trim, he was still too young and the groomer trimmed TOO MUCH of his fur, affecting the 2nd layer. His fur started thinning only when and as soon as this happened. We don't know if his siblings had alopecia too so we also have no idea if it was genetic lmao. All we know is that neutering was the last resort, and somehow it worked, so we now also suspect maybe it was extra testosterone, but it really doesn't match his sheepish demeanor xD

@@funky_galaxysome people nutteringand spadeing a dog animal abuse

@@funky_galaxy your dog more than likely had coat shock from being shaved, especially since his head and feet were intact. double coated dogs are not supposed to have their hair cut (although you can do a light outline trim) bc it causes the undercoat to take over (that fluffy frizzy hair) or baldness. See it every day in my grooming salon, especially on poms. interesting tho that neutering him seemed to reverse it, u dont often see dogs actually recover from coat shock. (srry for the dump i cant help but try to push my dont shave double coated dogs agenda lolll)

@sushistarforever Yeah, that's our strongest theory tbh. And about the "don't overtrim your dogs fur" agenda, MY BROTHER, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I WATCH A VIDEO OF A POM RECEIVING THE BEAR-SHAPED TRIM I COMMENT FOR PEOPLE TO NOT DO THAT. It never works tho, this comment here is my most famous youtube comment so yea 👁👄👁

lmao

I thought I was the only one who noticed! lol

nah this. i thought for the entire vid that he was just so not liking the groom he got a boner ahahah but nope it's just a permanent thing

Once seen can not be unseen. This video disturbed me in many ways.

​@@csutton161Nah, she explains it in the video.... "permanent lipstick"...😯...poor baby...!

They can't see far so he wouldn't realise how far a drop is.

I have a tiny cat that is exactly the same way. She likes trying to drink paint water and randomly forgets who our other cat is. The vet took one look in her eyes and said "yep, that's brain damage"

she understands the down command...but she's executing it the wrong way at the wrong time 💀💀

@@aliceiscallinghow did that happen or is it a birth defect? Weird!

@@aliceiscallingbro 💀

:)

I'd don't normally comment either but this is the funniest video Vanessa has ever uploaded! 😂