This Facebook Chef is Insane 

YES THATS THE POINT :D

I KNOW!!! I was telling myself the same thing. She almost cooked her unborn child!

If it’s non stick she also might get cancer :). Ya know just a *bit* of cancer no worries.

Definitely doing it for attention. Its cringey that ppl think this is what ppl find entertaining

It's to give the banana a sharper taste

Welcome to the club

But you've seen batteries boiled?

We don't talk about that

@@monopolizedopamine yes I’ve seen batteries and not bananas 😂

It's pretty common here in our country tbh

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'd feel worse for him but he's encouraging this insanity.

Omg! NO SHIT! 😂 😂 😂

by the way peeps when burned releases pretty bad chemicals and solution for that divorce

Best comment ever

But clearly he already knows. They just think we're stupid

@@criminallyautistic8372 Honestly she could of lied and said this was going to be the batteries in the banana than when the cut happened she ditched those and put the pregnancy test in it.

The cameramen is suppose to be standing their with his immortal status filming everything with his unbreakable camera, not talk to a mortal who makes very questionable food

Thats so true

What about mrbeast the camera man talks a little and we even see them get stuff and talk on camera

@@DanielRodriguez-eh4px that one can pass since it involves charity

@@theuhthegotdamuh ok true

That unborn kid really won the genetic lottery. Darwin would be impressed.

Wtf is she gonna feed it? Battery acid and liquid rubber in a bottle?

​ @NekoChan "I will take a hammer and fix the baby. Baby is broken, he is too small! Superglue the baby back to his big size. Baby needs snack!!! I give baby snack of cleaner. Clean baby's tum-tum, scrubby squinkle winkle."

Dude, she also pulled the banana out of the electrified water with a METAL FORK. She’d be dead now if this were real.

@@lissanahpallan3500 not quite how that works

😳😂so true

Atleast it's still edible to an extent. But this...

I agree

Jack is a master chef beside her.

Yep

She didn't electrocute her food. Sure she doesn't know what seasoning is but she also didn't try to use battery acid as flavoring

Lol

I can feel your pain. I've started cooking at 12 so about ten years now. Not professionally, and self taught

Lmao

19 years !!

@@dumdum2175 yep. Since I was 13 years old I've worked in kitchens. I'm a red seal certified chef, I've been all across Canada. I've worked in Fine Dining and Dive bars. From $100 plates to free food at soup kitchens I've done it all. I just bought 5 acres with my wife and now I'm going to try to be fully self sustaining food wise. No more produced garbage.

yes mmmm *takes bite into banana* AADA(D9D9D(()D)D)AJdAI9S(ASJiSA*e848aD(aSDt *dies*

@Robin Shorts 🅥 I will find you

Wow.. I-I thought this was a joke before watching the video...

You also put a like cajun it cancels perfectly

It's to provide electrolytes to promote the electrolysis of the banana. Lol

Is the A word still a viable option?

A few years is nowhere near accurate try over 30 years

@@Zombie_Trooper yes

I can just imagine her showing that video to her little kid and saying "and thats how your dad found out I was pregnant." and then the next day they find their kid dead over a pot of boiling water with a banana and two batteries in it after the kid got electrocuted.

@@Zombie_Trooper abort mission?

If your thinking of asm then nah brah. That ain’t it

​@@6figureceleryjfs378asm?

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 asmr?

@@shadelich8417 yeah that, sorry idk why that happened

She can keep the dumb, but we blondes do not claim her 😮‍💨

😂👍

Totally agreed here!

Can we stop with the pleasantries and just say dumb b*tch? 😂

These two feel like the typical Chad and Becky couple that set a forest on fire for their gender reveal party

To turn them into robots.

Don’t forget the copious amount of salt

I knew school didn’t teach me everything ! 🤔 wow! I feel enlightened! Thank you for sharing this wealth of knowledge! My life is complete.

🧐🤔

Stop the cap 🧢

He obviously joking

yeah , it`s hard to make batteries al`dente always but we learning !

And that’s the scary I don’t know if your joking or not

@@markbest2513 about what how we cook ore being in culinary

*puts batteries in boiling water* "Is this an electric stove, human?" 👽

@@viscountrainbows2857 𝓛𝓜𝓐𝓞!

That's just rude to extraterrestrials they would have way more common sense than to put batteries in boiling water.

All that for a dame pregnancy reveal really common

I'll get my recipes from google, 4.7 stars, batteries not included.

Or Tiktok.

true

Yes.

I called my baby, just the other day I called my baby, but she'd gone away I called my woman, and she didn't reply I wanna be with her all the time I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine I followed my baby to the county line I seen my woman with another man My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun He followed my woman, dressed all in black And now, my baby ain't coming back We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I know a gang stalker in the secret police He burned all the records of the recent deceased Two weeks later and the time has passed Nobody missing, no questions asked We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

@@Oo39449 you should practice writing more poems. you have potential

Very good, a like for you my good sir.

I think the peeps cake lady truly is mentally unwell. Unless this is satire. Dear God! Let it be satire.

As someone who's been to the mental hospital a lot also, I firmly believe I wasted valuable time and resources that could've been used on people like this woman

My first thought was literally, "This is mental patient behavior!"

Yeah, this person has clearly lost all sense of object categorization and is just putting random stuff into the pot

Who asked

There would be no video, the camera would be destroyed, along with everything in the room lol

@@alexxander966 It would be like a tiny domestic version of Chernobyl. There would be nothing left. Everything would be as burnt as that banana.

Dang I want plantain chips now

If they were, there wouldn’t be a video. Everything and everyone in that room would be obliterated into dust

There a weird production team. And yes they are a production team with some people.

Tiktok cooking too

@Robin Shorts 🅥 You know good and damn well no one is clicking on that.

@@nottocleverxx614 It just a comment bot lmao. Why do you reply?

Also TikTok

I called my baby, just the other day I called my baby, but she'd gone away I called my woman, and she didn't reply I wanna be with her all the time I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine I followed my baby to the county line I seen my woman with another man My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun He followed my woman, dressed all in black And now, my baby ain't coming back We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I know a gang stalker in the secret police He burned all the records of the recent deceased Two weeks later and the time has passed Nobody missing, no questions asked We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

Hell, I'll take an omelet in a burlap sack after this

Nice callback

Don't forget to burp the bag

#ThanosDidNothingWrong

Thanos wiped out half of existence in the universe. And honestly he kind of had a point.

@@WereCreed thanos's problem was that he was fair she would get a 50/50 chance surviving the snap

@@diobrando5896 That just means there's a 50/50 chance there'll be less witnesses if she survives.

Thanos was right.

I called my baby, just the other day I called my baby, but she'd gone away I called my woman, and she didn't reply I wanna be with her all the time I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine I followed my baby to the county line I seen my woman with another man My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun He followed my woman, dressed all in black And now, my baby ain't coming back We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I know a gang stalker in the secret police He burned all the records of the recent deceased Two weeks later and the time has passed Nobody missing, no questions asked We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

She looks like an escapee too, I mean her smile looks mentally unstable

Makes me wonder what they did with all the mental patients when they closed asylums down. Maybe they were released and continued breeding.

Yeah both of them need to go back to the psych ward. Even the guy for going along with it

BRING ME “lilyPage”

I called my baby, just the other day I called my baby, but she'd gone away I called my woman, and she didn't reply I wanna be with her all the time I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine I followed my baby to the county line I seen my woman with another man My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun He followed my woman, dressed all in black And now, my baby ain't coming back We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I know a gang stalker in the secret police He burned all the records of the recent deceased Two weeks later and the time has passed Nobody missing, no questions asked We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

People didn't do retarded shit like this until social media. We did less retarded things.

Oh do you steam them instead?

@@joeyflores9649 i prefer them grilled, actually.

@@cryptic_Data pan fried is where it’s at

@@kawaiipikafum2530 Nah fam deep fried batteries are where it’s at.

This comment section bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Eh... I like mine a little further gone, no green at all, little bit more brown

As a fellow monke, I am also deeply offended by the waste of the perfect banana, one which must have been sourced from the mystic Grove at the birthplace of man and monke alike.

I don't rly care for bananas but I have to admit putting a pee stick inside of it was straight up insulting.

I called my baby, just the other day I called my baby, but she'd gone away I called my woman, and she didn't reply I wanna be with her all the time I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine I followed my baby to the county line I seen my woman with another man My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun He followed my woman, dressed all in black And now, my baby ain't coming back We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I know a gang stalker in the secret police He burned all the records of the recent deceased Two weeks later and the time has passed Nobody missing, no questions asked We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

Atleast it's actually supposed to be something edible

@Bully Maguire 🅥 Jesus Christ a bot is impersonating bully maguire 💀

It wasn't that she knew there was something wrong with the tea. She knew there was something wrong with you.

Thank god, or you will be dead in a few of hours......!

Oh no.

I got diarrhea just thinking about it

Im in Kay team, shes terrible at cooking but i have "sweet grandma" affection for her

oh no, oh no, oh nononoNO

At best that would be like decent cooked precocked food with some plastic, at worse, which is what i believe, they Will create a new pandemium

wtf im so sorry for u

Yes battery acid is great seasoning👌

Nonetheless isn't a word special

@@marcusrobertson7314 Nevertheless you're special.

I feel bad for that kid though. Poor thing is gonna need decades of therapy

And this is a reason I don't believe God controls births lol she cooks this and can have a baby. I cook actual human food and can't

Aren't these two worse? They waste both food and chemicals

Facts bruh smh

🤪😂😌

Have to get those electrons flowing somehow lol

Maybe the salt invigorates the battery acid taste, makes it hit harder

@@bonniedykstra6722 I swear on god if you aren’t joking, I’ll try to make the best animaton I can

Is melting a cake really clout-worthy?

@@MadamFoogie No but apparently the couple did.

how do you "correctly" make boiled battery bananas?

I called my baby, just the other day I called my baby, but she'd gone away I called my woman, and she didn't reply I wanna be with her all the time I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine I followed my baby to the county line I seen my woman with another man My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun He followed my woman, dressed all in black And now, my baby ain't coming back We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I know a gang stalker in the secret police He burned all the records of the recent deceased Two weeks later and the time has passed Nobody missing, no questions asked We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

POV: you haven’t even watched 2 minutes of the video and you say this

@@wooperbest2302 u don’t even have to watch the video when u already know is a classic

Dude THATS literally the only thing you’ve commented on this channel

It's literally minutes old. Shall I quote the definition of "classic" to you?

I called my baby, just the other day I called my baby, but she'd gone away I called my woman, and she didn't reply I wanna be with her all the time I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine I followed my baby to the county line I seen my woman with another man My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun He followed my woman, dressed all in black And now, my baby ain't coming back We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are I know a gang stalker in the secret police He burned all the records of the recent deceased Two weeks later and the time has passed Nobody missing, no questions asked We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware We follow you around in our bright red cars We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

Or Mayne your mouth was bleeding lmao