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This Girl Has 8 Requirements if You Want To Date Her 

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@zionmcdonagh5063
@zionmcdonagh5063 4 года назад
"Toyota Corolla that I got on Ebay for 500 dollars breaks down once a year because I use it to fight decepticons
@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper
@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper 4 года назад
Zion McDonagh that shit left me breathless
@azfxrdaus
@azfxrdaus 4 года назад
@@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper same wagon man, same wagon... cracks the hell out of me
@Ebeneezer32
@Ebeneezer32 4 года назад
Bruh she is a gold digger
@ramoncaceres4399
@ramoncaceres4399 4 года назад
Zion McDonagh that was gold 💀💀
@gd527tt
@gd527tt 4 года назад
@@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper same I was planking and fell down xD
@TheWutangclan1995
@TheWutangclan1995 4 года назад
She isn't even worth a single Monopoly dollar.
@tts375
@tts375 4 года назад
Yoooo that burn tho
@Stackup_lou
@Stackup_lou 4 года назад
lmaoooooooo
@skoutthebeast115
@skoutthebeast115 4 года назад
I’m dead
@Erikaxoxo
@Erikaxoxo 4 года назад
Her hair and clothes look like the hotel and house pieces as well
@joannpizzo6939
@joannpizzo6939 4 года назад
Lol I'd end up crying in jail at the end of the game for being broke n no cute guy would rescue me out I'd still be the bitch stuck in the tent lol if we're both broke we can put up a fucking tent lol
@Agumon5
@Agumon5 3 года назад
"how damaged do you have to be that you need to 200,000 for upkeep" .... This was such a multi-layer burn. Almost went beyond into the personal. Flawless execution.
@Fx_Explains
@Fx_Explains 2 года назад
from her accent, she is Nigerian and 200k naira is about 550+ dollars.
@JUDYACST
@JUDYACST 2 года назад
'Go back to your tent'. Bwah hah hah hah hah
@eveeboss
@eveeboss Год назад
I second that!
@LEOsoulMonarch
@LEOsoulMonarch 5 месяцев назад
Damn.....I never thought of it that way. I still don't grasp the full magnitude of this post. And I'm sad I don't fully get it. I know there's layers, but I can't see em. 😮
@marcdavidke
@marcdavidke 3 года назад
"I invest, in myself, 20 chicken nuggets a day in order to have a happy life" xD .. ahahah that's gold right there.
@tonnylumpkin7599
@tonnylumpkin7599 4 года назад
May she continues to be single forever who is with me
@olussharaibi
@olussharaibi 4 года назад
Asheeeee!!!
@costatipanyeka6199
@costatipanyeka6199 4 года назад
Forever is a big word 😭😂
@gogovic101
@gogovic101 4 года назад
After 2 to 5 yrs she will reduce her Demad ather wise she will be single forever
@olussharaibi
@olussharaibi 4 года назад
Beware ! "She" is a MAN !!!
@ibenyemmaduabuchi8113
@ibenyemmaduabuchi8113 4 года назад
She will soon enter monopuse
@avrggamer69
@avrggamer69 4 года назад
And it's women like this who wonder why they are single
@Aqi_momo
@Aqi_momo 4 года назад
Ikr 😂😂😂😂
@dailydoser1309
@dailydoser1309 4 года назад
Yup. Then they cry that they can't find a good man. That or they whine if a man has his own requirements.
@ReinaAfricana
@ReinaAfricana 4 года назад
You are correct
@MrRohanThomas
@MrRohanThomas 4 года назад
@@dailydoser1309 Or they turn gay lmao, I bet some thirsty dude gonna go try her
@bobbisue313
@bobbisue313 4 года назад
@@MrRohanThomas yeah probably so. He's got to be more thirsty than her tho.
@emoney330
@emoney330 3 года назад
"If you need $200,000 for upkeep you are too broken" and then compared her to his car 😂
@ZuoBruno
@ZuoBruno 3 года назад
The part where you did the maths and changed $300 to 6Million USD got me cracking :-)
@ShocMane
@ShocMane 2 года назад
Me too
@karmagrete2031
@karmagrete2031 2 года назад
Unbelivebel gready good luck you are not going to be happy in life.🙄🤔😑
@rocketleaguewolf5128
@rocketleaguewolf5128 2 года назад
@@karmagrete2031 just throw your phone/tablet away and go to school and study. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. You can’t even understand simple quotes of jokes.
@karmagrete2031
@karmagrete2031 2 года назад
@@rocketleaguewolf5128 wtf are you talking about.?? Think I understand perfectly.. i follw this guy Because. He is funny. He makes me smile. But this. Girl i think she mean what she say.. ans i promice you i dont nead any edjucation. Maby you nead..
@rocketleaguewolf5128
@rocketleaguewolf5128 2 года назад
@@karmagrete2031 good English, you’re bad at maths and English and can’t understand simple jokes. Yep you DEFINITELY need to go to school and get an education. Start at 1st grade and go up
@NelsonDemifur
@NelsonDemifur 4 года назад
If she finds anyone who fills that list, she's going to be so disappointed when she doesn't fill his list
@EvilGundaBeats
@EvilGundaBeats 4 года назад
Facts
@Gazing-09
@Gazing-09 4 года назад
Boom.
@psykill2000
@psykill2000 4 года назад
Don't you understand? When it comes to picking women it is about the HEART. How can you be so shallow? :))
@aspergerart4635
@aspergerart4635 4 года назад
Boom, bitch! 👊😎
@warpath6666
@warpath6666 4 года назад
That's where she starts to cry "But ... but but ... That's not fair!!! ... hoo hoo hoo" :D
@ceebsboy1590
@ceebsboy1590 4 года назад
I wouldn’t date her for free
@anthonyt425
@anthonyt425 4 года назад
Right?! Sounds way too bitchy and entitled.😬
@agentsmith9858
@agentsmith9858 4 года назад
I wouldn't date her even when they offer me money
@bna7656
@bna7656 4 года назад
Agent Smith thats prostitution
@qudratzazai
@qudratzazai 4 года назад
I would clap her cheeks and block her everywhere the next day
@undr_guv_surv
@undr_guv_surv 4 года назад
jin kazama Blocking is some ho shit... be a savage and just don't respond
@franco7928
@franco7928 3 года назад
He must be rich. Have his own apartment. Own car. If he's rich, obviously he'll own property and cars. This dilusional queen clearly has never been with a wealthy man.
@drip5952
@drip5952 3 года назад
Is it some next common thing?
@SugarBooger10
@SugarBooger10 2 года назад
Exactly 😂 but she'd be easy to fool
@Borshigi
@Borshigi 2 года назад
Queen lol
@_Mr.D
@_Mr.D Год назад
I'm a little confused as to how or in which world she would be considered a Queen.
@humanity600
@humanity600 3 года назад
"Oh, you are taking applications." I died.🤣🤣🤣🔥
@adc4836
@adc4836 4 года назад
Looks like she forgot that she’s the one that wants a boyfriend
@GingGongg
@GingGongg 4 года назад
So tru
@ananialayi9771
@ananialayi9771 4 года назад
That's women's mentality. At least she's honest.
@MattBnl2ih
@MattBnl2ih 3 года назад
Anani Alayi I wonder how far that honesty is gonna go
@rodawghitsthose2613
@rodawghitsthose2613 3 года назад
On everything
@randommercedesmgtow3675
@randommercedesmgtow3675 3 года назад
That the mentally of some women..they think it a favor they doing to men
@robertromero9488
@robertromero9488 4 года назад
I'm looking for a lady who is the exact opposite of her
@paperboyjohn
@paperboyjohn 4 года назад
Amen!
@Userrr8167
@Userrr8167 4 года назад
@@olivermbawasi3800 I would guess unicorns aren't Intelligent, they might be hoes. Don't think unicorn can be a nice *person*
@ajthegreat4863
@ajthegreat4863 4 года назад
Look no further 😤
@somotokukarin4392
@somotokukarin4392 4 года назад
@@Userrr8167 If you read Unicorns only like virgins lol
@BigChungus-fl7ss
@BigChungus-fl7ss 4 года назад
Amen brother! Get me a white girl!
@PeterMasalski93
@PeterMasalski93 3 года назад
These are the kind of women who get one night standed and wonder why the man doesn't want a relationship Rolf..
@rebeltvr6046
@rebeltvr6046 3 года назад
Yes. Guys who have what she's looking for will fuck her and leave and go back to their wives.
@ohthatdickens69
@ohthatdickens69 2 года назад
Just curious and taking a poll. How many of you: -are self-supporting -are considerate & respectful -have a great sense of humor -take some pride in your appearance -are loyal -keep your house clean
@webbie1891
@webbie1891 4 года назад
And the craziest thing is, she failed to meet a single requirement on her own list lol
@chong4761
@chong4761 4 года назад
HahahahAhaha I'm death😆
@anthonyt425
@anthonyt425 4 года назад
They put all these requirements on guys yet they don't have their own. LMAO. And then they cry equality. 😂
@shangkhabrahma7532
@shangkhabrahma7532 4 года назад
😂
@lyonysos6637
@lyonysos6637 4 года назад
Are you guessing her dicksize?!
@SerenityScratch
@SerenityScratch 4 года назад
Webster Kollie I’m pretty sure she meets the requirements for the dick size
@robincalais2126
@robincalais2126 4 года назад
I only have 2 requirements: 1. Have real hair, no weaves. 2. Have real eyebrows, not cartoon ones. I'm a simple man.
@luvbig41
@luvbig41 4 года назад
She is definitely not your type of girl
@isaiahwilliams8454
@isaiahwilliams8454 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@Anxmaly666
@Anxmaly666 4 года назад
And a decent personality
@AlexRides808
@AlexRides808 4 года назад
Know how to cook without using the microwave
@luvbig41
@luvbig41 4 года назад
@@AlexRides808 And know how to cook a variety of things.....you know like she atleast went into the kitchen once in awhile to learn from her mother.
@GM-vt6is
@GM-vt6is 3 года назад
As a Nigerian prince, I am very familiar with these kinds of girls.
@christianwag3015
@christianwag3015 3 года назад
"GO BACK TO YOUR TENT" 😁😁😁
@SerenityPanoramas4
@SerenityPanoramas4 3 года назад
Lmao
@computerblue01
@computerblue01 4 года назад
When he said "I have a Toyota Corolla that I use to fight Decepticons with" I was in the floor! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@123_maximeal
@123_maximeal 4 года назад
Stop glitching into the floor
@babyguns5628
@babyguns5628 4 года назад
@@123_maximeal yeah hes gonna seriously get hurt falling through floors thanks for your concern!
@victorfranco5703
@victorfranco5703 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@victoriasnead1662
@victoriasnead1662 4 года назад
😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@lavontae82
@lavontae82 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@masterstepz9800
@masterstepz9800 4 года назад
She lost me at, "If you want to be my boyfriend..." I already knew the 8 Thot commandments were coming.
@stevemjones3623
@stevemjones3623 4 года назад
Lol
@AlexandraDebbrosse
@AlexandraDebbrosse 4 года назад
🤣🤣😂
@guynuel1
@guynuel1 4 года назад
Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣.... 8 thot commandments? Bwahahaha😂😂
@andrelimbong4201
@andrelimbong4201 4 года назад
This comment deserve more likes!
@robinsonayuk8179
@robinsonayuk8179 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣comment if the year
@nesimato2987
@nesimato2987 4 года назад
"I think I just 6ix9ine'd on myself"
@jufrontline3540
@jufrontline3540 3 года назад
shottssssssss 😭
@jiminlosthisjams8800
@jiminlosthisjams8800 3 года назад
I'm wheezinggg 💀
@luckuno1007
@luckuno1007 2 года назад
You are f****** hilarious! I'm sitting outside by myself laughing out loud!
@jaden.3155
@jaden.3155 4 года назад
She talkin' like she all that, with her LeBron James hair line 😂😂
@darthslothious2382
@darthslothious2382 4 года назад
Jaden Francis and a face full of paint. With a head full of yarn, 🤦🏾‍♂️
@ma2443
@ma2443 4 года назад
DAYYUUMMM
@kinte1870
@kinte1870 4 года назад
Body bag titties and shit
@hectorslovebug6429
@hectorslovebug6429 4 года назад
😂
@guy70yearsfromnow95
@guy70yearsfromnow95 4 года назад
Don't do LeBron like that
@CruzanCaramel
@CruzanCaramel 4 года назад
As a nigerian, this woman is 100% nigerian
@CruzanCaramel
@CruzanCaramel 4 года назад
@GreenAndMeat paw it's the accent, southern nigerian to be specific
@udochukwuumenne8954
@udochukwuumenne8954 4 года назад
This is exactly what I wanted to say
@AmaraOkpechi
@AmaraOkpechi 4 года назад
@GreenAndMeat paw Dude, fuck you!
@oreoluwatomibraithwaite5388
@oreoluwatomibraithwaite5388 4 года назад
Yeah plus she said 200 k which is probs naira
@adedejijulius9687
@adedejijulius9687 4 года назад
200 % correct
@melvinpowell3939
@melvinpowell3939 3 года назад
She's wanting all those things and the only thing she is bringing to the deal is an old preowned 🐱 I'll take things that no one wants Alex 🤣🤣
@melvinpowell3939
@melvinpowell3939 3 года назад
@Sally Ann she offered nothing in return except her cookie so why is that reasonable? If someone takes her up on it, more power to her. As for your cute comment about being broke and tiny, it's so rude to kiss and tell
@melvinpowell3939
@melvinpowell3939 3 года назад
@Sally Ann I'm very curious about her first necessity. I'm not really sure what she needs that for.
@debracasseday4960
@debracasseday4960 2 года назад
Just discovered your videos a few weeks ago, must say you make me laugh. Thank you for sharing your honest sense of humor.
@tristancreed
@tristancreed 4 года назад
She doesn't want a boyfriend, she wants a sugardaddy.
@vicious-pi3rd
@vicious-pi3rd 4 года назад
All women nowadays are!
@taetm8868
@taetm8868 4 года назад
@@vicious-pi3rd wrong
@antagonist1038
@antagonist1038 4 года назад
Facts
@expatbiker6598
@expatbiker6598 4 года назад
Sugardaddy with a big dick is almost a unicorn.
@blackreacher
@blackreacher 4 года назад
She wants a servant, also known as a sugar daddy
@Sane_Mania
@Sane_Mania 4 года назад
She doesn't want a boyfriend she wants a free bank 🤦🏿‍♂️
@mekelreen9869
@mekelreen9869 4 года назад
That gives a monster dildo as a gift for opening an account.
@llninetynine2804
@llninetynine2804 3 года назад
Ong
@DentureDiva
@DentureDiva 2 года назад
It’s not my fault ….. I was born this way *head down* My heart sank! Anyone would be LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEONE AS AWESOME AS MAXIM!
@MrMister441
@MrMister441 2 года назад
The fighting decepticons part almost made me choke on my food🤣🤣🤣🤣
@freddiebenz6632
@freddiebenz6632 4 года назад
She needs to know her sell by date has expired. Nobody wants worn out goods
@earthwarden8548
@earthwarden8548 4 года назад
The wall is undefeated
@robt3407
@robt3407 4 года назад
She should take hand written paper applications, since her mouth looks like a letter box.
@agentsuperargo5023
@agentsuperargo5023 4 года назад
Pussy with High Mileage😂😂
@maxelusbawark5545
@maxelusbawark5545 4 года назад
Agent SuperArgo Damn bro. 😂😂
@arsinalarsin8683
@arsinalarsin8683 4 года назад
Not even an oil change can help her she needs a whole rebuilt
@brothermonkey3357
@brothermonkey3357 4 года назад
Claims to be tired of being single but gives requirements to be her boyfriend so extreme she’s going to be single forever. Girls like that have no chance of not being single.
@brothermonkey3357
@brothermonkey3357 4 года назад
Miggy the feminator that’s hilarious but true.
@lehdedici8540
@lehdedici8540 2 года назад
Her first two expectations wiped out most of the male population. He gotta have a big egg plant AND be rich? Why can't you just love a dude that rides a bike & works at the grocery store? Just cuz he has personality and makes you laugh and is a nice person? Damn...
@niqherron3817
@niqherron3817 3 года назад
"You sound like one of those who are homeless" 😂🤣🤣🤣
@richierottweiler923
@richierottweiler923 3 года назад
I laughed so hard, i thought i was going to cough up a lung. Absolute fucking genius
@alexcortez514
@alexcortez514 4 года назад
She look like she b single forever, even without the requirements.
@bisexualaunties
@bisexualaunties 4 года назад
Goddamn
@cocojinx5245
@cocojinx5245 4 года назад
😭😭😭😭😭
@listenteetee
@listenteetee 4 года назад
She’s Nigerian. She will not be single forever. Nigerian and other African men love women like her. I see it all the time.
@alexcortez514
@alexcortez514 4 года назад
@@listenteetee sorry but that sounds stupid as fuk!!!!!
@alexcortez514
@alexcortez514 4 года назад
@@listenteetee would u take her?
@ashraheem9189
@ashraheem9189 4 года назад
"You sound like a homeless person who has no cloth". LMFAO.
@xxprawnsxx1338
@xxprawnsxx1338 4 года назад
Clotes
@torehy5912
@torehy5912 4 года назад
@@xxprawnsxx1338 Clothes 🤣
@vocdev
@vocdev 4 года назад
You can judge the substance of a person by what they value.
@tomahawkspartan2079
@tomahawkspartan2079 3 года назад
Thx for this video , im laughing to much 😂.
@rsamancunian5609
@rsamancunian5609 4 года назад
She has requirements as if guys willingly want to date her.
@agentsmith9858
@agentsmith9858 4 года назад
There are enough simps believe me, today everything is fucked up a rich guy would still date her and probably even marry her and don't make a marriage contract and then loose the half of his money I know guys they feel awful when they still have money in their pockets and money on the bank account, they want to get rid of that money everytime they get their loan monthly, it's like a phobia
@samed497
@samed497 4 года назад
@@agentsmith9858 Alright then just send that leftover cash to me
@slytherin3406
@slytherin3406 4 года назад
@@samed497 😂😂😂😂😂
@earthwarden8548
@earthwarden8548 4 года назад
Its true men are simps and women are taking advantage of their weakness for sex. Now they panicking as men are taking the red pill and avoiding these thots.
@savageinnecromancy3175
@savageinnecromancy3175 4 года назад
@@earthwarden8548 It's just like that dating any woman. I mean we are all lured in a snare, most women loves to play the victim game just to get attention and they have it they make life a living HELL.
@jesserobinson4320
@jesserobinson4320 4 года назад
Shes the girl who wants to be independent, but doesnt wanna work.
@darrylsmith3102
@darrylsmith3102 3 года назад
She just Sick & Tired of being Sick and Tired. No money her entire life. Can't save a Cryin Nickel or Whistling Dine, Can't pay Rent Lights Car or insurance, No Credit or cards, So Broke Can't even Pay attention.
@brittany1679
@brittany1679 2 года назад
"Go back to your tent " I'm in tears 😢 😭 🤣
@liana3561
@liana3561 2 года назад
Omg he said great success... like boratttt 😂😂😂
@Lordradost
@Lordradost 4 года назад
A woman that sounds like nothing will amaze her and nothing could ever possibly motivate her.... Has ridiculous demands. Pass.
@iforgottbh4488
@iforgottbh4488 4 года назад
😆 can’t lie. She sounds like she thinks she’s worth settling down with. Somebody tell her..
@tshegofatsomashaba7058
@tshegofatsomashaba7058 4 года назад
Lol she said you must not cheat 😂😂😂😂
@iforgottbh4488
@iforgottbh4488 4 года назад
🤣🤣 then her hair gotta be real
@nakialowe933
@nakialowe933 4 года назад
iForgotTbh !? she is another one that will die alone.
@iradruki5669
@iradruki5669 4 года назад
Facts what a dumb bitch
@theblacklemonn
@theblacklemonn 4 года назад
Men. This is a try hard at this point. Girl said you must be rich. F that. 😂😂I rather go to the woods of Africa and find me some bush bitch and keep her away from people like her😂😂😂
@badger3184
@badger3184 3 года назад
This guy is great. Love his sarcasm. LMAO!!
@reneejones5059
@reneejones5059 3 года назад
This man is amazing! I love his vibe!! Savage
@lordydakuwaqa6294
@lordydakuwaqa6294 4 года назад
One day she'll know what she's worth...reality is often disappointing.
@MetalSStar196
@MetalSStar196 4 года назад
She's only worth two pennies. She's that cheap if she's seeking gold.
@cetti4405
@cetti4405 3 года назад
She was lonely that she started dating women. So, she already knows her worth, but when he puts on all that fake shit, her ego lies to her.
@n9i9t9h9i9n
@n9i9t9h9i9n 4 года назад
Few years back when I used to work at Dubai airports, I was talking to my colleague while passing through the security clearance and I said “Hoo my Gash” and the police laughed and said MAxim bady!! Hehe that’s how famous he is among Arabs in Dubai . Cheers mate you are awesome !!
@ama7225
@ama7225 4 года назад
The funny thing is somewhere in the world there's a man exactly like this she just has to find him and she probably will
@shirlworldwatson4692
@shirlworldwatson4692 3 года назад
Hell yeah.... it was a black woman years ago on yt who had a wealthy sugar daddy and she got a house paid in full and her children future is straight they got their funds for college..... I don't knock nobody hustle :)
@stevejones1488
@stevejones1488 3 года назад
You are comedy gold bro, keep it up 🤣🤣🤣
@palerider4629
@palerider4629 4 года назад
Everyone watch Bady's ads so he can have more than $300 in his bank account
@Sunshine_Daydream222
@Sunshine_Daydream222 4 года назад
You know he's a millionaire, rt?
@tianara9453
@tianara9453 4 года назад
@@Sunshine_Daydream222 idk that
@undr_guv_surv
@undr_guv_surv 4 года назад
Sunny Deise wheres the proof? 2m subs but every video but the donations are in a bedroom or sum. I can't assume anything
@haraldpettersen3649
@haraldpettersen3649 4 года назад
@@undr_guv_surv - He has several million dollars in the account.
@undr_guv_surv
@undr_guv_surv 4 года назад
Harald Pettesen all i know is the old shirt needs to come back
@314Leothelion31
@314Leothelion31 4 года назад
She’s trying to get upgraded with outdated software.
@carnellmosley4315
@carnellmosley4315 4 года назад
Lol.
@ChrisPBacon-wq4pu
@ChrisPBacon-wq4pu 4 года назад
A+++++ comment!
@Irish4u2nv
@Irish4u2nv 4 года назад
😂😝😝
@maishawlson
@maishawlson 4 года назад
😅😅😅😅
@I_Am_Nika12
@I_Am_Nika12 4 года назад
I’m done... this is above me..... 😂😂
@expect2achieve-jc502
@expect2achieve-jc502 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 daaaaang that last line though lol
@husseinhell1194
@husseinhell1194 3 года назад
"Soooeeuuu" is so iconic
@Bigshiesty1
@Bigshiesty1 4 года назад
“Why are you homeless” “You sound like you are homeless” 😂❗️
@engkelvin7600
@engkelvin7600 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IDoTheMost
@IDoTheMost 4 года назад
This reminded me of why are you gae lol
@ShintsuX
@ShintsuX 4 года назад
I just 6ix9ine’d my self
@harleydd
@harleydd 4 года назад
Dead😂
@Gazing-09
@Gazing-09 4 года назад
Ew.
@ajthesavage214
@ajthesavage214 4 года назад
Keep it at 69 likes guys!
@Irish4u2nv
@Irish4u2nv 4 года назад
That was when I hit the floor!!
@thisworldisatemporaryhomef5942
@thisworldisatemporaryhomef5942 4 года назад
Big chungus Chungus am dead 😂 bruh this man deserves more Views n subs
@22mattbaer
@22mattbaer 3 года назад
Too funny! Well done sir :)
@muzzeina4987
@muzzeina4987 3 года назад
You want me to show you all the nice things I have so that you come and rob me?! 😂😂😂 exactly that's what she is planning.
@duchi882
@duchi882 4 года назад
*I only have one requirement for a girlfriend:* 1. She needs to be in 2D
@Gazing-09
@Gazing-09 4 года назад
... Hoh. HOHOHOHO. I get it now!
@havannaonana4554
@havannaonana4554 4 года назад
WTF
@staticchimera44
@staticchimera44 4 года назад
Me too brother... me too.
@erion1170
@erion1170 4 года назад
A Man of Culture...
@helvetica709
@helvetica709 4 года назад
@@havannaonana4554 He wants a waifu
@ladyo8297
@ladyo8297 4 года назад
Her: must have own apartment Him: Why are you homeless😂😂
@Mad-wv6ol
@Mad-wv6ol 4 года назад
Somebody needs to tell sista that 3 million people do not have apartments
@mrkemoymrbailey9741
@mrkemoymrbailey9741 4 года назад
Mad 1976 next 3 trillion have no house lol 😆
@mrkemoymrbailey9741
@mrkemoymrbailey9741 4 года назад
- Jannah - lol 😆 you see kiddo
@user-nz9iu7fk9l
@user-nz9iu7fk9l 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@1nnfis1bl3
@1nnfis1bl3 4 года назад
Why are you gay
@UrBasicGuy
@UrBasicGuy 3 года назад
decepticons and a 6X9 reference, freakin love it, laughing my ass off.
@jaylucky5555
@jaylucky5555 3 года назад
Love your channel bro
@SerenityScratch
@SerenityScratch 4 года назад
She shouldn’t have that many requirements since she can’t even get one
@DPUDDZ
@DPUDDZ 4 года назад
She's not hot enough to make any of these demands lol
@freshsteve509
@freshsteve509 4 года назад
SnazzyPanic no woman is
@collinsmwenda3830
@collinsmwenda3830 4 года назад
​@@freshsteve509 well Rihanna is.
@listenteetee
@listenteetee 4 года назад
She is because Nigerian and African men love women like her. She will easily get a rich Nigerian man
@threestrikes1448
@threestrikes1448 4 года назад
@@listenteetee maybe a Nigerian prince?
@buket7106
@buket7106 2 года назад
Not for you but others she is and mostly it doesnt even matter much for guys how you look like
@angeln1481
@angeln1481 2 года назад
You are not getting in my Toyota corolla ! I love this dude !
@braindead2828
@braindead2828 3 года назад
I don’t know why RU-vid decided to put you on my recommended now but it’s unlocked a lot of memories and laughs
@danr2652
@danr2652 4 года назад
She's making requests like she was Rihanna or Selena Gomez
@barbosaguzman6101
@barbosaguzman6101 4 года назад
Those bitches ain't worth it neither.
@theworldoverheavan560
@theworldoverheavan560 4 года назад
@@barbosaguzman6101 yep
@8prettykitty6
@8prettykitty6 4 года назад
Lol their still humans with baggage! Surpise🎉
@kelvin3855
@kelvin3855 4 года назад
Barbosa Guzman 😂😂😂😂
@Mad-wv6ol
@Mad-wv6ol 4 года назад
@@barbosaguzman6101 Rihanna is Selena Gomez are millionaires
@xygord5337
@xygord5337 4 года назад
I use it to fight decepticons. Best sentence ever
@SugarBooger10
@SugarBooger10 2 года назад
👍
@nath5343
@nath5343 4 года назад
*_"I em rrich gret sucses"_*
@krish2142
@krish2142 3 года назад
Go back to your tent. Pure legend 🤣🤣
@raze9havoc649
@raze9havoc649 4 года назад
She actually thinks she’s worth that much. Smh.
@sonof9ja848
@sonof9ja848 4 года назад
Most females have over inflated egos untill they hit age 30 then everything goes out the window 🤣🤣
@RahubaatNeteru
@RahubaatNeteru 4 года назад
@@sonof9ja848 even after 30 they've given up on their "type" and lower their standards just to find a simp that'll spend money on them. But while that simp is spending she's still looking for her "type".
@unblindmymind4737
@unblindmymind4737 4 года назад
According the the blue book she only worth 9$. In my Cory Holcomb voice.
@sonof9ja848
@sonof9ja848 4 года назад
@@unblindmymind4737 more like $5 hahaha
@fiercediva135
@fiercediva135 4 года назад
What's wrong with her having self love and self esteem? There will be someone to give her that much.
@Malachi5665
@Malachi5665 4 года назад
"I got a Toyota Corolla from ebay and I have to fix it once a year from fighting decepticons." haha that one got me
@spyro3520
@spyro3520 3 года назад
That one got me too. Hahahahaha
@bigcohiba298
@bigcohiba298 3 года назад
What would any sane man be doing with this bird? Men we need to demand better mayne
@SugarBooger10
@SugarBooger10 2 года назад
Because their aim is Storm trooper bad🤣
@Bddz01
@Bddz01 2 дня назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@User26545
@User26545 3 года назад
I love how u roast them😂😂😂
@geekelly000
@geekelly000 2 года назад
Number one: "I have a basin keg" 🤣🤣🤣
@themeatspot5020
@themeatspot5020 4 года назад
I would rather put all the money in the world I had in a pile, and set it on fire, at least I would get some warmth out of it.
@scott49140
@scott49140 3 года назад
thats what joker did in the dark knight everything burns
@itzAurora_Xoxo
@itzAurora_Xoxo 3 года назад
Hahaah brilliant
@bigcohiba298
@bigcohiba298 3 года назад
This is MINT
@todoroniapproves3068
@todoroniapproves3068 4 года назад
Girl: 'You must have an investment' Maximbady: "I alrrready have dat. I invest in myself" 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@oneproudpeacock6901
@oneproudpeacock6901 4 года назад
Then: "20 cheeken noggets a dey and am happy!!!"
@e.e9596
@e.e9596 3 года назад
@@oneproudpeacock6901 an investment is an investment lol.
@davidblunt5149
@davidblunt5149 4 года назад
I love this man dearly
@d.r.l5720
@d.r.l5720 3 года назад
Fall back like Lebron’s hair line😂😂
@jackkraken3888
@jackkraken3888 4 года назад
Damn you're both funny and you didn't even disrespect that crazy lady.
@StyxVXI
@StyxVXI 4 года назад
“I think I just 6ix9ined on myself” 😂😂😂
@kwabenashabazz
@kwabenashabazz 4 года назад
I was scrolling down waiting to see who posted about that part! Lmao
@tobyalva818
@tobyalva818 4 года назад
Bruh
@akahee22
@akahee22 4 года назад
This comment came up as i was scrolling and it went with the video it was perfect 😭
@earlybirditiz
@earlybirditiz 4 года назад
He killed me when he said that 😭😅😂😂😂
@timeisapathwalkingtounderstand
@timeisapathwalkingtounderstand 2 года назад
Thank you for the video here in New York City LMFAO she seriously said 200,000 4 upkeeps I think she need more than that
@rhysthericeman1691
@rhysthericeman1691 3 года назад
“ I cheated on my driving exam, and nobody caught me, so it’s not cheating.... .... I think I just 6ix9ined on myself...”
@ziggybloo8938
@ziggybloo8938 4 года назад
"I think I just 69'd on myself" LMFAO
@AkarshDg
@AkarshDg 4 года назад
Ahhh the right comment.
@DutchBane
@DutchBane 4 года назад
She really isnt in touch with her actual value, that woman isnt worth more than 10 dollar for a quickie in a shady alley.
@ezpz4646
@ezpz4646 4 года назад
Darth Bane Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@bacon8353
@bacon8353 4 года назад
John Seven eh
@hwa-rang-warrior1998
@hwa-rang-warrior1998 4 года назад
In return She would give you 5 Stds per Dollar 💵 . 😂
@DutchBane
@DutchBane 4 года назад
@@hwa-rang-warrior1998 bua man, your peen will turn black and shrivel off even before you put it in this crazy poon😂
@dangerouslycool425
@dangerouslycool425 4 года назад
Savage fair enough
@TK-bg8jg
@TK-bg8jg 3 года назад
"Gotta be rich" "gotta have an apartment" 🤔
@PigletShady
@PigletShady 3 года назад
I haven’t seen you in years and I see you are still at it lol
@caidalee1994
@caidalee1994 4 года назад
Whenever I think my standards might be high, a woman likes this puts it back into perspective.
@BLAKETHEHONERABLE
@BLAKETHEHONERABLE 4 года назад
What are your "requirements"
@notsoproguy6755
@notsoproguy6755 4 года назад
Corola is the strongest autobot. Even more powerful than optimus prime
@anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489
@anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489 4 года назад
NotSoPro Guy I wouldn’t say “the strongest”, more like “takes the most abuse”. A trait that can be confused for strongest.
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 4 года назад
we'll see about that laughs in civic
@r_stair
@r_stair 4 года назад
_laughs in Hilux_
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 4 года назад
@@r_stair laughs in cheap maintainance and higher fuel economy
@vinjagvijya
@vinjagvijya 4 года назад
Laughing in a CRYSTA
@StillNightss
@StillNightss 4 года назад
This was released on my bday! Why didn’t I watch this on my bdäy
@KiraThe7th.
@KiraThe7th. 3 года назад
"i think i just 6ix9ined on myself" lmao 🤣🤣
@eddieonopey4637
@eddieonopey4637 4 года назад
She’s a good comedian 😄🤣.
@joseheredia2609
@joseheredia2609 4 года назад
I’m a stay single for a long time while these women exist.
@whoahorseywhoawzup2187
@whoahorseywhoawzup2187 4 года назад
Not if your smart... If you are able to , let your heart a chose a good woman who looks ok but is no beauty....dont let your dick chose for you...he doesn't care if the woman has morals or values or a good character
@darkvioletskull
@darkvioletskull 4 года назад
Sane for me. Except it’s not really for this reason
@joseheredia2609
@joseheredia2609 4 года назад
erik weiss will do
@geraldedson4335
@geraldedson4335 2 года назад
The way he says "soooooooooooooooooooooo gets me everytime 😭
@ricardoguilherme5170
@ricardoguilherme5170 3 года назад
Just like the comment below, the fighting decepticons part was the best, literally laughed out loud 🤣
@juliusnadar7802
@juliusnadar7802 4 года назад
She already has many boyfriends but now she wants a sugar daddy simple
@jasonfrederick1258
@jasonfrederick1258 4 года назад
Legend has it that she is still single up to this day!
@thall100k
@thall100k 3 года назад
Thank goodness there are other women available!
@diasgad
@diasgad 3 года назад
Awesome video, very funny but sad at the same time....
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