This is a very heavy cube 

As a humor fan, I really enjoyed this

As a fan this comment is a breath of fresh air

😂😂😂

You deserve more likes for this joke

as a fan of existing this was a good experience of a comment

Right that shit crazy lol

Was just about to comment that

@@imshowred1062 same

Observatory propioception sympathy

Yea same

All the people here who buy this tungsten cube to admire it’s surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exhaled wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of it’s density, to make the fact of it’s weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into an arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried this tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of it’s small form, it’s desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object is like cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly men who pump iron seem to me only like little children who lift mere aluminum. I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of real struggle, devoid of passion Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary. Schopenhauer once said that man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects he was formerly accustomed to gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions? Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this cube is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, they live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind the the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly. To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of affordable metals? No. I say gratefully to whatever grand being created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense. I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent over death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.

I got that reference

@@YuvrajShah-xx4deI also got that reference

​@@Bobbert_521no way! Me too!

​@@JoicPersonalthat review was deadass amazing

FOR ROCK AND STONE

Did I hear a rock and stone?

Based Swedish people Wolfram is objectively the cooler name

Spanish discovered it first with name wolframip

The word wolfram is why the elemental symbol for tungsten is W. While tungsten came from the swedish slang "tung sten", meaning heavy stone, wolfram was derived from german, not the swedish word, volfram.

He’d lose his foot

@@grahamwolfie2203 how about the foot bone?or the blood?

God, my leg just ached while reading

42 pounds concentrated onto one of those corners, might have partially amputated it.

"cube thingy"

He's getting a new one don't worry, all part of the plan lol

I mean, he is moving to a new bigger lab so...

and then he will drop the rubble

And then he’s gonna use those scraps to make some crazy invention

@ham nai h bro, stop, I know you want others to listen to the Quran, but this will make people hate it more, so stop -a muslim

Destroys the Nokia also Tungsten are only made of massive stars exploding or supernova It creates gold and also Tungsten

Nokia will destroy it

@@OmarVedlity not really it's not a living creature It's non-living

​@@THE_APK33 He said that with sarcasm 😂😂

@@NEET2026aspirant You look someone that would say that 🖕 here you go🖕

How is he casually caring 42 pounds of tungsten in his arm like that? He ain’t hugging it, using two arms, or wrapping his arm around. He has his arm out, and is able to carry it like that. He has brawn and brains.

@@HVACR_LIFE so he has brawn and brains?

I was searching the replies for that lol

@@sougrunny. fr same

Strange but same

Thought I was the only one

Same

"This is not meth."

This is uranium, if you were a mom this would be the thing to touch. *whips* … *Dies*

Broo

CRYSTAL METH!

@@minorcomet282 lmao

I've been looking for this comment 😂

Honestly my dumb instincts would have put my foot underneath to break the fall

@@davidec.4021 me too, until i realized that my feet gonna be worse than the floor i'm trying to protect

@@eigengrau7698 I mean, if you got a really nice floor......

@@LuminousOriens still not worth the hospital bills or well the pain

@@MaxC_1 Good thing he's Canadian, all he would have to stomach is the pain.

You should practice being original every day

He's already mad, wait until he becomes a scientist

Doofeinshmirtz music intensifies

Don't judge me idk his spelling lol

Your concerns about the mental state of a fine young lad who calls himself “NileRed” here are very touching, but I feel you need to be informed that… Too late. He already is. For quite a while now. Your concerns are still touching.

*"If his hand broke apart-"*

Brooo it was a tendon it makes it even more terrifying

@@aidenmarshman3813 fr 💀

@@aidenmarshman3813 Imagine if he damaged his vein by that sharp fking edge 💀💀💀💀💀💀

@@aidenmarshman3813 fr 💀💀💀

Love your optimism

nuke: at least I didn't destroy your city

The Earth's core: *phew

@Abhiraj Ratna hole*

@@UltraDuo-dw2nx ok teacher

its gonna be hell more than 42 pounds then💀

That's actually one of his forearm tendons, not his artery.

It's a tendon not an artery

@VanillaIceCream and thank god it didn’t land on his foot

@VanillaIceCream imagine it hit his foot

Arteries aren't visibly exposed like that, they're deep inside behind muscle tissue

i do wanna get Sixpack because of that Edit:sorry if i made trashy low comedic comment because i write this comment at 3 AM and i cant think clear

@@user-bo1ej5im9t how much weed you smoked

If you have 5,000$

Depleted uranium dumbbells. Every rep equals a year taken off your life expectancy.

@@carterjones8126 Shit I’d be dead before rep one

It's a pretty light dumbbell but depending on his fitness level it probably is impressive

@@alextellez987 holding a 42lb dumbbell with your arm at a right angle while filming it with your other hand and talking ain't easy. I did it with a 45lb right now and it was a struggle and I'm a mid-300s bencher.

It's not that impressive, I could do 60

@@maydawg ok why you flexing

@@ZachGatesHere thank you for clearing that

No he's going to drop it on someone else's

@@wendyokoopa7048 r/cursedcomment?

@@TheBluePhoenix008 BEGONE REDDITOR

ow

@@TheBluePhoenix008 begon tho-

It’s not hard, what’s impressive is how long he was able to hold it up😂

@@LordWyatt I managed it with a dumbell the other day but I've been training for over 3 years now, couldn't have done it un-trained. (I held it from the side with the palm of my hand, not from the handle)

That's what I was thinking. Compare that to how you'd hold a dumbbell that size. He made it look easy.

​@@lordnichard speaking for yourself of course

@@-baldvegeta Thank you, anonymous internet Tough Guy.

no, I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe : "good job on the tungsten, it sure is dense"

Haha, I get the reference

you are no longer mortal if you're dead, so... congratulations?

All the people who bought this wireless tungsten cube to admire its surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of it’s density, to make it’s weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried the tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of its small form, it’s desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly manly men who pump iron now seem to me as little children who raise mere aluminium. I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anaesthetised by their lack of meaningful struggle, devoid of passion. Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary. Schopenhauer once said that every man takes the limit of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands the limits of a man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects to which he was formerly accustomed gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions? Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming you expectations. Those who has not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly. To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of all affordable materials? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense. I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent about death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.

@@Undef1GnedI do too I’m so glad OP made their comment

Nice tf2 reference👌🏻

It Contains Negative Amount Of Every Man's Dying Wish

"Stop Commenting this shits engi theres a red spy in the bas- *DEAR GOD* THATS A CUBE OF ALUMINIUM"

😂

Who’s gonna be the 1,000th like? Edit:999th 😂

Its a rare metal

@@davienathan7690 i am aware

@@crwlrr5975 ok

@@SeriouslyWeirdDream there is no significant difference but ok

@@SeriouslyWeirdDream Oh i apologize for my indescribably massive slip-up, one that could divide even nations. I hope to never commit such a terrible mistake again.

So that’s how Nokia’s are made

I petty sure his wife would be like: "oh that's it thank god, I thought you drop a nuclear substance or something"

Perfectly understandable

So instead of a snail there's a slug inside?

@@FBI-Agent. hi fbi... whatchu doing here...?

He's a chad

He’s a Chad

That’s normal tbf, if you can’t do that and you’re an adult then you’re definitely below average strength

@@samisikdar5417 Do you know what average means? I would say the vast majority of average adults don’t lift 40 lbs dumb bells regularly. In fact, most average adults don’t even work out.

@@dimitrosg yeah, I know what average is, I’m not 10. If most adults can’t do that then that’s honestly poor, I’m only 15 and I workout only twice a week and I can do it. So an average adult male should be able to do that even if he doesn’t regularly lift weights

@kurasuy nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin

@Miles Doyle the fck?

​@Miles Doyle breaking tha chain before it even started I see 🤕

@Miles Doyle go write your fanfiction somewhere else

​@milesdoyledude really. Take your crappy copy paste somewhere else and let us have our fun.

You think it was named by Swedes?

*YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!* 🤘🎸🤘

@@astraldirectrix it was discovered by a swede

Why yes i have just discovered a new element, the very foundation of the universe, its name shall be "heavy ass rock"

But it only means heavy rock in Swedish.

Bro I feel u

Sameee

Mirror Neurons

Same

Sameeeeee

"Nice"

Same sittn here like bro you got a sharp thing on you'r wrist.. Put some protective gloves on before you slice stuff open and we have to watch you bleed.

@@anerdwithglasses7429 yea like he'd upload a video of him bleeding out from the wrists

me too, i was scared it would like vut through his viens even tho that's not how it works😂

😆😆😆 stop

@blvNo ❤

When?

All glory to the cube

More like the power of honoring the poll results. Nile is cool af

democracy

Yea, also in danish and probably also norwegian

Not in Soumi there it’s ”Haista vittu”

in french it's "rocher lourd"

The Norwegian Word for rock is Actually Stein, So close but not fully-

A fellow Swede, I presume?

Fr it was so uncomfortable to watch! I stopped watching it 😅

That's no vein, it's his flexor carpi radialis tendon

Same

@@lodorf959 I still don't like seeing it near stick-outy parts lol

@Woody Meggs how would we know video consists of such scene without watching it genius.

Nile red in a nutshell

Underrated

"We are not the same"

Nɪᴄᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ...😂😂

@@comedywithabhi80👍🏻

Stop copying thos comment for f**k's sake.

Dam I didn’t know that

does it actually?

@@cheeseburgermonkey7104 yeah "tung" means heavy and "sten" means stone

@@peterlindh1337 thats cool

Exactly. Neutron star material is the densest material one could find, second only to the material that black holes are made with

I feel like you read the What If? book

On earth, despite its rarity, the densest thing would be osmium…I’d like to see the damage that would cause

*Drops on toe* Me:AAAAAAHHAHQHAHHAHQHQHAH

"You are about to take the full force of a neutron star, it will kill you!". "Will I die?". "Yes, that's what killing you means"

Amazon, it's 4 thousand dollars

Maybe he got it at the restaurant at the end of the universe. Or maybe the dolphins gave it to him as a thankyou gift. Or perhaps Douglas Adams himself came back to life to give it to him

​@@abbygailgaudette5253i gave it to him.

william osman

Amazon

not funny

@@ethang1145 VERY FUNNY

@@W.D._GASTER69 semi funny

@@W.D._GASTER69 NO! NO! NO!

@@W.D._GASTER69 not funny at all

Nokia is made of tungsten haha

He maybe got a shard edge,and a weight of gold but I have durability of 3 mice ~Nokia

Nokia is hard like lonsdaliete and os also tough like lonsdaliete

@@luis-sophus-8227 this is actually not true. Nokia is made out of... bedrock😂

Nah man, not eve Close to the power of nokia

Oh.. OH NO (drop's 42 pound cube) ( foot is under it) AHHHHHHHHHHHH... (Your toes don't exist)

You would probably lose them if it dropped on an edge, and break bone otherwise. I dropped a 30 pound weight on my middle toe and while I didn't lose my toe, I broke the bone.

Thats why you wear safety boots kids! (Fr tho safety boots can save you from a concrete lego brick 5M wide on your toes)

@TUTDRO *T H E C U B E*

why did you have to put that picture in my head

😂😂😂

💀

Him: *drops a real glass bottle of bromine* Also him: Oh no! Anyways,

welp gl repairing it

So a nokia then

Cube said "Kobe"

That "crater" is pathetically small compared to a real meteor sized crater

@@501thtrooper4 plz tell me you are joking

@@kobec216 I forgor 💀

One wise man that drops cubic meteors used to say "I WILL HAVE ORDER"

You can see his veins bulging

@@victorkim1807 it's the impact of the floor for me

legit felt the same

Seeing him press harder to get a grip maybe

It's because the acceleration. More mass means more momentum so when he moves the heavy cube his motion is very slow and smooth. Opposed to the light cube which he can easily swing from side to side much faster.

Same

Spiral out brother. 🤙🏼

I think it's cause you can see his hand contort

You can guess its a bit heavier by how much slower it was for him to pick it up the same way as the first cube and by how you can visibly see his muscles working harder to pick it up.

Yep

man said veins 💀

Thats a tendon

@@darklegion6667 that’s what I was gonna say lmao

@@darklegion6667 Bruh I'm talking about those blue vessels 😭

​@@coreystackman4877 Veins The blue ones

I read this and nearly spilled my Pepsi

@@johnsittema2083 pick that shit up and drink it to assert dominance

@@Lust767 *Power move*

@@Lust767 thank you for your wisdom, Itachi

@@barackobama6105 Thank you for your comment Free Man.

Same for bullets.

Why, tho? I thought it was only used for things that underwent lots of heat

@@jobahd3626 because of its heavy weight. You can make small and slim, but still heavy darts. Just watch a dart game from the 80‘s, where most darts are brass darts, and look at how thick they are, thats because they needed a lot of material to get some weight:)

@@DethRaptor Yes and no. Quality for a bullet depends on context.

@@ianstiehl1994 .....you know.....you’re not wrong

It's dangerous, he might accidentally throw a vial of bromine one day.

Just like Linus drops and destroys his pc components

and this here is a nuke and this forklift can barly hold it... oh no...

don't we all?

@@tellau 100%

This needs at least one comment so yeah I started a revolution 😅😅

And a second one "TaNKE fOor teH lLces❤️❤️❤️❤️"

Maybe a third one

Why not a 4th

A 5th will do it well

Cool, thanks for this :)

guess the viking is really creative huh?

Copied another comment? Lol

ඞ

@@Wasteman365 who cares

GO AWAY

yeah GO AWAY

We meet again i see.

3rd comment and 30th like

HE’S EVEN IN THE SHORTS!!!!

I can't like this comment enough! 🤣

The universe would implode. The two would obliterate each other, and restart the universe.

@@callumkristofer7793 that woruld be called secret wars reboot

Trueeee

@@nikitasharma7805 good name.

Haha… cough cough **human kidneys sell for a lot

I'm guessing you're wrong. Something tells me money isn't much of a problem for Red.

I was thinking the same..

17% more. :)

Considering the weight it's more like 40k for a small one and about 400k for the big boi

I mean, isn't it, though?

unoriginal

Comment: “this is very original I hope no one steals it” You: *interesting*

Uninspiring

😂😂😂😂

the replies are annoying af

@@marsel4384 replies like these only get onto the good comments, because they're the ones people see.

@@ProminentCorpse Wait this is a good comment?

@@stevemc01 two hundred and fifteen people think it is, and so the spammers come rolling in.

@@ProminentCorpse Both "huh ok" and "dammit".

I can feel the pain

I could feel the discomfort that was in his arm there

Us

@@mryeet8828 no you couldn’t. you just try to join in everywhere because you’re lonely

​@@whiteox8233 Bruh it's a figure of speech lol.