This Is How You DON'T Play No More Heroes (HD) 1/2 *UPDATE BELOW* 

-bitches about people putting together no death runs, says no one cares -records the game installing - DSP logic

Death Metal killed him. The tutorial boss killed him. Now that's funny.

30:23 >"Motion control are for fucking idiots!" >Keeps using motion control. Yeah. that's about right.

Wrote this while watching: -"Hardcore = Mature Game". So ghouls n goblins which is hard as balls is not hardcore gamer material because the cartoony style, but yes railshooter CODs because you jam over your face. DSPlogic. - The "I leave this data-install footage because full experience" must be one of the biggest if not biggestest excuse to not edit footage. To the point DasBoSchitt parodied it.Even if is blind playthrough most LPs will do a test run atleast for data install before recording. - Fapping the controller is probably the simplest motion you can do with both PSmove and Wiimote and he still fails on it. - NMHs' bosses are fun to face (Except the sequel's final boss) regardless their basic patterns and become memorable not only with their personality but also their fights being the main feature of each stage.Both games are about killing assassins and thus they obviously have to be long fights. - Hurr durrr women sex dick jokes. Phil can easily be part of MRAs if instead of a cowboy hat wears a fedora. - Phil be like "wiimote sucks" and during Shinobu was all psmove ventfest. He could easily go with the controller but wanted to be fancy looking which with record playthrough nobody really cares unless with facecam or something. - Of course he's going to say he likes Suda games in Killer is Dead. He'll be a full playthrough whining about every single thing but when is time to vlog and such he will just go full IGN and 10/10 everything for save face. Despite of the playthrough vent being up, just proving that phil doesn't even check what he uploads unless for censor a tit or something. - Destroyman is probably the easiest boss due he telegraphs everything and easy to avoid attacks. Yet he goes full "bugged boss" power on him. - Holly's fight shows the lack of patience Phil has with everything. There's a "Bugged boss mechanic" video about that battle and shows more of phil's "strategy" to eat missiles rather avoid.

remember guys this is all a joke, blaming the developers, slamming the controller, bitching and moaning about the controls, it's a joke he's be using his whole life.

God, he is so right, I totally want to watch what it is like to play this game. I definitely needed to see him install, and need to see all the deaths. You know, in TV shows too, I always wonder "How did this character get into the building? I didn't see him walk up, open the door, I don't know if he used the stairs or the elevator" I need every small part of set up and every last second of footage.

Haha, I love when it cuts to ChipCheezum's LP and Chip is like, "holy crap, you can roll through that attack? Destroyman is even easier than I thought!" Shows what a player with actual skill can do.

Oh boy one of my favorite games of all time, just glad he is not playing the original Wii version, this HD remaster ruins the look and charm of the original. Edit: Wow, he's having this much trouble with Dr Peace? He's the easiest boss in the game.

Already 5 minutes in, and I notice the really good editing and use of outside clips. This is gonna be a good one.

I laughed my ass of when he died on Death Metal he is the easiest Goddamn boss in the game and he lost I got past him first try no hassle and he loses to the first boss, he'd probably die against Glass Joe in Punch Out too

Complains about the motion controls all the time. Uses it throughout the entire game.

One of the best TIHYDP's I've seen in awhile. GG.

Hold on, I just realized something. Maybe the reason why Phil always has to read text on the screen outloud like a grade schooler is because he knows his camcorder footage is so shit that no body can possibly actually read it, and it just became a habit even after he got direct capture.

Love the ChipCheezum footage too, great underrated LP'er

He isn't worthy to play this game. He needs a game more suited for his own tastes, like Go fish or put the ball in the cup. Seriously he can't listen for shit or do what the game says to do. He makes Ralph Wiggums from the Simpsons seem like a scholar.

anyone notice that for Dr. Peace, Phil's clear time was 51:51? lol

"Phil's sence of direction is as bad as Zoro's." Wait, the swordsmen? How would you know?

I was fully expecting DSP to screw up the Doctor Peace showdown QTE. Also, nice job having Picolo yell dodge every time Doctor Peace fired an explosive bullet.

Ah yes. I remember watching this when I was subbed of his. Hearing him bitch and moan about the controls made me shake my head numerous times while I repeat to myself "Glad I own the Wii version of this game." 59:48 Didn't he say that exact same sentence in his Dark Souls 2 playthrough when he got his ass kicked by the Mirror Knight?

I laugh so hard at the destroyman juggernaut. XD

Phil just destroyed one of my favorite Suda 51 titles and I like the amount of Suda 51 scenes in this video like the Kun Lan and Harmen Smith laughing at Phil crashing. Keep it Up!

Isn't it odd that the controls don't work for DSP yet they do for everyone else? It's almost as if...DSP is full of shit! Gasp!!

I wonder if he will lose to Letz Shake

Ready for that part 2 when ever you upload it.

16:54 Nice use of Killer 7 there mang.

"Let the bloodshed begin." Yeah, there's gonna be bloodshed alright. If you count your blood, that is.

Very well done editing. I was constantly laughing at the stupidity of DSP as well as all the little quirks you through in throughout the video.

That guy again... Do I want this? Nah, I'd like to not bash my head onto my table for an hour straight...

Wii is not for hardcore gamers: Yes, except for the two games in this series, Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 Metroid Prime Trilogy, Xenoblade Chronicles, Deadly Creatures, Little King's Story, , Twilight Princess, Muramasa, Trauma Center, Cave Story, Rage of the Gladiator, Mega Man 9 and 10 and Castlevania Rebirth. Ignore all of those games and the Wii might not look so great.

The fight with Shinobu is cringe-worthy as all hell. Even on my first try I was picking up on things like when she does an upper guard or that CONSTANTLY ATTACKING AT ALL TIMES DOES NOT WORK! Also, don't know if it was intentional with that comment displayed, but the rapid sonic swords isn't Shinobu's instant death move. That's her powered-up Genkouken, which is technically an almost instant death move. Unless it's bitter difficulty you can survive it at full health.

I like how he keeps complaining that the motion controls suck ass when I have seen quite a few people play this game with the motion controls and they never once had any problems with it.

The intro music. DSP is Giovanni? I should have known.

Haha, Team Rocket music at 1:30. Oh man this TIHDP made chuckle even though I'm only one up at 2 am, yay insomina!

Lordan, Phil doesn't deserve the Team rocket motto theme..... only the groose version of songs from skyward

OMG Phil just ruined one of my favorite games. Go figure -_-

Excellent TIHYDP, great job!

"HE JUST FOLLOWS ME" He's a fucking boss whose purpose is to KILL YOU

Hope you'll be able to upload Part 2 at some point dude, I want to see him falling for Bad Girl's IK over and over

>Me being a NMH fan >I discover this video Oh god no.

I didint play those games cause i waz playin fighten man games at the time. *fucks up everything in the game by not listening to the basic instructions and blames the game for it* *nearing the end* I loved this game its perhaps the greatest game ever because im afraid of fanboys of this game and those that actually played this game knowing the basic controls will attack me for prolonging the game for more videos, more views, equaling extra cash. Thereby milking every playthrough than editing out my failures.

Holy fuck this predicted the future

Yo, fucking laughed my ass off at the beginning there, good shit lol.

Travis (hey old man time to wake up) I can’t help but think Travis is talking to Phil.

Funny shit, can't wait till part 2

Yes, Phil. People want to see what video games are *really* like. Your audience *clearly* wants to watch a loading screen while you install the fucking game rather than you actually playing it. DarkSydeGenius, am I right?

I especially like the complaints about bosses having too much HP in this game, when Travis also has tons of HP in this game. Phil should have died a lot more here, but he was allowed to get hit over and over and over again to the same attacks and not lose.

When that Afro Samurai picture popped up I was like 'Ooooooh!' Haha

Will DarkSydePhil ever fail to ruin an awesome game? He did this game, Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Vice City, Earthbound, Resident Evil 4, Street Fighter, Shadows of the Damned, Watch Dogs, Devil May Cry--how many other games will he destroy?

"AW, WHY WON'T ISS FACKIN', FACKIN', FACKIN' GAME WORRRRRKK?!!" "'Cos you dunno how to play it, 'Syde." (For those of you confused, it's a Hellblazer reference)

I will admit first couple of times I played against Destroyman he gave me hell but not like Phil. Hell I had no idea anyone could make me like Destroyman as a character but seeing him beating up Phil was cathartic. It is like watching two douchebags fight each other and you sit back knowing you do not feel bad that either are getting hurt.

You had me at Team Rocket theme.

Love the Killer7 Kulan and Harman Smith laugh.

swings diagonaly, let that sink in

Perfect one dude! I laught my ass off extremely bad xD

I've seen him play Bioshock. I think I'll skip out on the opening, thanks.

Aww... We never got the Part 2 to this. A shame, cause this is really good stuff. RIP

huh, im surprised that phil didnt use the table to block the destroy buster, i abused the shit out of that if it was un intenional

So this is DSP? (Heard about him on TV Tropes) If his videos are so bad, why watch him? Go to the tens of thousands of other people on the Web and You Tube that do playthoughs/Lets Plays. But I do like No More Heroes so yeah, this is still a treat.

Motion Control never works. DSP please. I have played quite a few mainstream Nintendo titles that use Motion Controls and they work fine. It's not the game. It's you Phi.

can you tell me at 2:30 what site is with all that similar imagine?

Woooo! It's finally out!

this is gold :D

Dude, it's been 2016. Where were you, Devil?

I heard No More Heroes on a PS3 might be bugged. Idk that's just me. I only owned a Wii and it worked better. No matter which gaming port or how broken the game is, he still sucks ass. Plus all the bosses are so fun and easy, I might be ready for bitter(hard) mode right after finishing it on mild(normal) mode.

Woman: Im charging you 150,000 lp Me:DUH HUH! *fake laugh here*

wtf this was a year ago i remember waiting for part 2 like a few months ago.

That intro made my fucking sides split open.

44:54 I guess you can say he got DESTROYED.

After 9 years in development hopefully it we'll worth to scrub

Man DSP basically is just Destroy Man. Same personality, and same amount of pussying out at the end of everything challenging.

Gonna need a source on that Ryuko flipping the bird.

"AH AH AH"

Y u no upload second one?

Yooo that intro lmao.

........................still waiting you alive in here this becoming project 7

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE ROW ROW FIGHT DAH POWAH

Imagine him playing no more heroes 3 🤔

No part 2?

sitting through the opening is so difficult. perhaps you've learned already not to do something like it again.

where is part 2

.... Part 2?

16:34 The game made fun of Phil!!! LOL!!!!!!!

Well I must admit my ignorance. I honestly thought that intro was a real anime.

How not to play No More Heroes starts out perfect since it is the PS3 version. I heard the PS Move does not work well compared to the Wii controls.

Where's part 2?

.....still waiting

The music on his ps3 homescreen sounds like so3's music, which makes me sad that he knows of such a good game's existence like so3, onto the actual topic of phils game play, no, this game isn't for hard core gamers, it's actually piss easy and anyone who pays attention to what the tutorial said, his fight against dr peace was horrendous and that says quite a bit about his skill, because that's one of the easiest bosses in the game, fantastic game, but phil makes it look like complete shite, anyone who watched this before playing nmh, take my word for it, nmh is a hilariously fun game that doesn't take forever to beat as well, it's not expensive and it's not too hard to find, but for god's sake, don't take phil's gameplay as an accurate representation of how nmh plays Edit: the drifter is also the title of the boss, so phil is still wrong, but I'm just saying that it's what the game means when it call him that

1:27: Again with this Nintendo hate crap from DSP. Nintendo's a legend, sure they've make mistakes. But they don't suck. That's final. That in case, DSP and Nintendo should NOT meet. Ever again...

13 parts and barely to Dr. Peace. omfg

?????????????? what did he say in the intro?/?what

Someone do TIHYDP Brutal Legend.

Gave up on Part 2?

> Plays like total shit > complains that he got a D rank

Why does he even care about the rank system?

The motion controls worked fine for me. Is acting like a blithering idiot just part of his persona?

31:09

21:54

9:13 mad gay

the one good thing about this overall pretty shitty ps3 release was the ability to use a normal controller, which phil would have been fine with. cant believe he used the dumbass move

So long