This Is How You DON'T Play Resident Evil Code Veronica X (0utsyder Edition) 

Almost 7 years old and this video is still a classic.

He hates Steve yet he sounds exactly like him...but a little worse.

7:04 "Wait a minute, they're gonna kill their own people? What the hell?" Um, Umbrella kills their own people all the time, Phil.

Lol he remembered "all employees" from re2 but not that claire was a main character.

"Why is her heart beating?"

Every time I hear Phil say "uuhhhhhh", makes me feel like his brain is shutting down cuz he's trying to think lol

"Claire looks nothing like Ali Larter." Phil knows the RE games came out before the films doesn't he?

15:25 "That's one of the most annoying voices ever." Oh Phyllis. That's rich coming from you

Was that hotdog ad really so funny that he felt the need to talk about it through the whole fucking game?

DSP's "no weapons" drama actually reminded me of the final boss of the original Silent Hill on PSOne. Not sure if it was put into the game intentionally, but it is possible to outsmart the final boss of SH by wasting all your ammo, before entering the boss room. If you've got no ammo, the boss dies instantly.

quality khantent. I made sure to get my dust boxes and ball park beef franks

Hoooo boy, that hot dog ad joke was beaten dead until it rose up again as a zombie horse and proceeded to ram off of a cliff.

The part where he faced Alexia with no weapons has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. Who the hell walks around with no weapons in a survival horror game?

Lmfao, the slowdowns are killing me. CVX is definitely one of the hardest games in the series, being slightly easier than Zero IMO, which is why I've spent so much time working on it. But some of his mistakes are still inexcusable. Thanks for the laughs.

I almost threw my phone when he was still doing hot dog jokes 3 hours in I can’t believe he gets away with unironically calling that content

the claire/chris swap is pure gold material XD, start watching now and thx for making this :3

Phil fucked up so hard at the Chris/Claire switch. I mean how do you leave Chris unarmed in a mansion full of zombies and other monsters. Its just common sense to leave him with a few weapons. Then again, this is the guy that tried to fight The End with a shotgun so it's to be expected.

"I'm the Juggernaut, biiiiiiii..." "The fuck was that?" Perfect timing on that one, lol

Comedy usually has the "Rule of 3," but Phil decided to add a few 0's to that rule with the beef franks bit.

As an avid fan of resident evil I’m ready to be disappointed

2:32:50 What exactly are you expecting to happen? You leave the room, then Rodrigo suddenly revives and says, "Haha, it was just a prank bro."?

Anyone get real sick and tired when he kept banging on about Beef Franks? That got stale, real quick. That's all he does for humour goes back to the same old shit over and over again.

Phil: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! I didn't know what was coming! The game didn't tell me I'd be playing as Chris again WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Me: The game also didn't tell you to unload all your items as Chris before switching to Claire. Yes, you didn't know what was coming up, but you should have at least had the foresight to figure that maybe it was a better idea to divvy up the weapons and items between the characters. Seriously, if the game isn't straight up telling you what kinds of situations you'll be in, then why would you just assume that your characters will always have access to the item box, and therefore all the items? I would have thought that common sense would dictate that you never know what's coming, so you should make sure each character is equipped with at least one good weapon, ammo for it, and some healing items. You try to pass yourself off as a hardcore gamer, but then you don't think like a gamer in the slightest and then blame the game for it. Seriously, if you can't think strategically, then don't whine when you get your rear end handed to you. And yes, you should be THANKING Capcom for not allowing you to save after Chris's part, otherwise you would have been re-doing the entire game. Really amazing you didn't realize that *as you were re-loading Chris's segment*. I guess what they say is true...you really can't fix stupid.

Calls himself the best overall in the country but needs the game to explain shit to him... god forbit he thinks for himself and try to figure things out.

PARTY GAME Take a shot everytime Phil mentions Ballpark Beef Franks

Coming back to this now how prophetic was it that he called Resident Evil 3 more of an expansion when that's essentially what RE3R was to RE2R.

Those moths getting higher combos than Phil in Street Fighter.

ALL EMPLOYEES!

The part he is mentioning the comments advising him on the lighter to deal with the bats and proceeds to call them wrong in a condescending tone. Just what an asshole. They aren't even wrong the tip is just no longer applicable due to the loss of the lighter. How does anyone put up with his attitude.

Lol can't believe I watched the whole thing I've got serious issues

It was genuinely funny his game was interrupted by an ad and maybe it's funny to mention it once afterwards. But Jesus that whole Beef Wiener bit was really irritating and I've paused on 50 minutes, so there may be more to come

I was hoping he got stuck in the "Veronica" code part :/

Just when I thought he couldn't get worse... Wow, he blamed his stream chat, of all things, for his failure to apply some logic to a survival horror game. I've barely even touched this genre, but even I know that survival requires preparing for anything. I'm still shocked that he blatantly belittled his helpers for something he did. I guess they were likely trying to avoid repeating what happened in Metal Gear Solid 3. That was phenomenally abysmal.

I hate how he says ink ribbons, it’s probably just me that notices but he says it with an upward inflection on ribbons so it’s like Ink RIBBons

He defenetly got way too serious in this one.

37:14 My God, he LOSES HIS MIND over the Ballpark Angus Beef Franks thing. He seriously LOSES. HIS. SHIT. It's the most trivial thing, too.

One of my comments made it into this TIHYDP! I know it's silly but it feels really nice.

4 hours holy shit....my day just got better bring on the pain!

Lol I didn't even know that killing the worm after leaving means Rodrigo just dies. Only Phil would find shit like that.

I swear to christ the amount of times Phillip tries to push this ballpark beef franks joke makes me physically ill, but i'll hand it to him on the voice. It's pretty much perfect.

3:24:25 IT'S A PORT, NOT A REMAKE! Also Steve's transformation and death IS KIND OF IMPORTANT to the plot, so no shit they'd leave that part in even if they DID do a remake.

That first death at 1:36:19 put me into a giggle fit for some reason, Phil's laugh and the "holy shit" voice break I think.

3:23:24 actually if anyone saved with claire using only one save and left chris without any weapons or very low on ammo the game will be soft lock and that person will have to redo the entire game again

I see he still hasn't realized you don't have to kill everything in the game to progress.

3:28:50 I never laughed so fucking hard in my life!!!! And then he continues to bash the game when HE CHOSE to take away Chris's weapons lol omg this is literally, DSP AT HIS BEST, or in this case, WORST.

+1000 for the juggernaut clips my ribs hurt

When Phil is talking about how people told him the lighter fights off the bats is so emblematic of how Phil thinks. He tells everyone they're wrong because he hasn't got the lighter anyway. My first reaction would be, "Wait, I can still have the lighter somehow?" But Phil is always right so he can't ever get better.

44 saves? I had no idea that there were that many ink ribbons in this game lol. That's literally insane. I usually save about 10 times max per run in any Resident Evil game.

Oh my god. I don't think I can finish watching this. It's soooo annoying

Why I have the feeling that if Phil went out without checking the forecast and he got drenched in a rain he would blame the weather service of not informing him that it is going to rain so that he would pack an umbrella....

3:33:21 Looks like I scored a hatrick, lmao.. thanks for the plugs! Another wonderful TIHYDP, great job buddy! Long live Nightfire! :-}

Even when DSP is running this game, Steve is still the most annoying character in CV.

the moment dsp took the elevator and left Rodrigo to get Digested...this Gon b good

3:57:32 Completely agree, they should have done something with unwilling mutant Steve and Wesker. Would have been a way better RE5 plotline, in my opinion. Anyway, this was hilarious - from the amount of time it took for him to figure out he could shoot the bats, to leaving Rodriguez to die, to the utter rage for not managing his inventories at the end. Bravo on the editing!

Walks up and tries to melee them and gets bitten over and over : “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!”

* Runs straight into the wall * "Stuck"

How the hell could he try to say RE3 seemed like just an expansion for RE2? It had so many new gameplay mechanics in it I have no idea what in the world you'd expect for a game to 'feel' like a sequel.

Thought the stream chat would tell him about the infinite herb glitch at the start. Guess even they thought it would be too boring and wanted to see him struggling.

i remember playing this when I was a kid when the original came out on dreamcast, the boss fights were a pain. as an adult replaying it I can easily figure it out now. and the edits in this video are hilarious thanks for sharing

1:40:43 He actually had the win, right here. All he had to do was survive until the catapult was ready. You can tell when you've done enough to beat him, becuse the tyrant walks with his shoulder down slightly. Not super obvious, but noticable enough for you to see you've done enough damage. He was wasting ammo after this point, pretty much, because he wasn't going to stun Tyrant with that weapon. He always manages to mess it up, before the win, lol.

They completely ruined Alexia's character in Darkside Chronicles, IMO.

“The moths combo’d me”. 😂😂😂😂

2:47:33 *PEW* *PEW* *URGH* *PEW* *URGH* *PEW* *URGH* *PEW* *URGH* I don't know why but that really got me. Edit: Nvm, 2:52:49 is even better.

"No way Ashford could have access to a plane, no way that would happen..." Realism being brought into question makes me wonder what zoo this dude's been to got Bandersnatches runnin' around and shit.

Im new to your “khantent” bro but holy shit this stuff is hilarious, absolutely legendary my guy 👍

"I dont think the gas rounds did anything" ya they didnt do much....only halved his HP

this guy was in a top 10 of the most unliked/stupidest gamers

Man, he makes one fucking joke and he will repeat that shit 25 times more till he gives up. *sigh* Dust boxes and Ballparks

ngl i thought i had fucked up when i didnt unload Claires weapons (glauncher, bowgun) for Chris to use in the final boss fight. but at least i didnt strip anyone of their gear when i played💀

3:37:40 I knew that was coming up and lost all control of my body in a laughing fit

2:11:42 "It'll machine it into an oxygon!" Out of context, this has got to be the dumbest thing I've heard yet.

Came here from a video of him fighting Alexia, trying to get some context for why he had no guns, can someone help me out with a useful timestamp?

I see your staying on point Outsyder. Good job!

Amazing work bro This work will be greatly recognized one day

I hope he doesn't touch Resident Evil 2 Remake when it comes out.

I can't believe I watched the whole 4 hours holy.... Hahaha great job on the editing

The 0utsyder Yeah! Keeping the the TIHYDP tradition alive! A previous TIHYDP of Code Veronica was recently taken down by Phil and Machinima. If in the event that if this video does get taken down, don't be afraid to counter-notify the strike. Phil's too sissy to take it to court. Loophole (made TIHYDP Minecraft) and SebastopolQueen (made TIHYDP Bloodborne) did the exact same thing for their TIHYDPs and they got their videos back, no problem.

It's an insult on Wesker to put that face on him XD

Yeah no, I don't think he knew about the knife being that powerful without outside knowledge before hand.

Whos here in 2024?

>Pulls dumbass move by taking all weapons as Claire >Even though he'd been playing for 7 hours he calls it a "beginners trap" >Calls the game complete trash after he fucks up DSP everyone....

2:45:00 I wouldn't mind seeing this kind of DSP more often; the kind who makes fun of himself and enjoys self-deprecating humor.

I knew the tyrant would rek him. Was surprised how fast he took down alexia (after he got that whole briliant idea of handing over Every. Single. Weapon. to Claire, and not equipping anything at all)

Zombie cooking would be a lot like a DSP Play through. Mindless scrambling

I'm gonna play a drinking game where I drink everytime he says anything about that ad/scream "WAAAAH?" Yes I already want to die. Edit: nvm he started saying all employees I'm downing the whole bottle

3:10:46 That part was brilliant. I laughed my ass off. LOL

"There was nothing he could do!" Lmao.

Someone must have told him that the knife is actually really good in this game if you aim for zombies legs because he never would have even used the knife otherwise. Every RE he plays he goes off on a tangent about how bad knives always are in RE then throws it in the item box for the rest of the game.

I'm sorry but that Angus and Dusty Dustins Dustbox Emporium bit at 1:21:20 was fucking hilarious. Phil is joke asf

Who would down vote this edit dood?? This was fun classic watch from Outsyder, big ups dood. Zombies in the sauna, ack ack ack ack ack ack ackkkk. DOOD, snorts, ack ack. Was waiting for the Nosferatu fight the whole playthrough and Dave didn't disappoint XD. "What to do?! Just kill me. That was STOOPID, just a waste of time. Dood what happened??! The controls for the rifle can't be known dood!". The whole rainbow of ham in a minute. I found a whole new love for the moths in this game too. And I think I lost the appetite for beef franks for the rest of my life. "Ball Park Beef Franks, ack ack ack ack". Only the Pig could find processed hog anuses so funny..

Wonderful intro friend. Thanks for making this!

Always glorious, thanks mate !

He's using stream chat for help...why am I not surprised.

Oh finally *grabs popcorn and drinks* And did he just call a Harrier "F-15"?...

All dem 'urbs. Red 'urbs green 'urbs blue 'urbs.

Say Ballpark Beef Franks one more time... 😤

Holy shit you are fast. Are you really 007!?

Its mindblowing. Why would he remove weapons from a character in a resident evil game?

Actually surprised he remembered what the hemostat was for but forgot so many other things Also a bit impressed he got to the infamous tyrant boss with a pretty decent supply of ammo.

I have never cringed harder in my life than listening to his 57th Angus bullshit, followed by laughing hysterically at his own "joke".