This is How You DON'T Play Tekken 8 

"I cant stop the spam" Phil you were just spamming till the Victor started reacting.

The best part about phil streaming tekken is that online matches show the connection quality. We can literally SEE when he's full of it.

Every time he gets beaten he still hears “SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!” Which is why he’s yelling so loud. He’s trying to drown it out.

"This doesn't look like tekken combat" Phil: Tekken expert.

"This guy is laggy as fuck, what an asshole" peak Phil

Yeah, removing the added background music was a good call. Makes it a lot less overwhelming to the ears.

"She's doing some low moves and I don't know what they are cause I don't play against Jun that often." My guy....you are also playing as Jun....

If only there was a way to play offline, maybe even a training mode of some kind where yoy could try out characters

Get my popcorn bobby the Propane isn't enough for this man playing tekken I tell you what

Lmfao, the Reina that wrecked him... "I don't know what to do!!! Does anyone know?!?!" Fucking duck under it, Phil. Sidestep it. Back dash. You "have won tournaments in Tekken" don't you remember that lie?

1:18 Spammer bros when someone else starts doing the same to them Dude was just laughing cause he did it to him 15 seconds ago

Dsp is such a button Masher 😂

“i think that’s a low, idk how to stop that” ain’t no way dude don’t know what crouch block is in a fighting game😂😂

Ah yes, the classic DSP king down 3+4 spam, vintage from tekken tag 2.

"IT'S SO LAAAAAGY" You have 55 ms Phil. We can see your screen. There is no lag

Hwoarang kick khambo Dave to death Dave: "SPAYUM! CANT STOP THE SPAYUM! WAUUUW!"

That gouty, panicked mashing on his Big Boy Turbo Stick is music to my ears! Git gud, Pigbert.

This guy just can’t handle losing in fighting games 😂

Worst part is that he doesn't spend time to learn the new Heat mode and experiment with the new mechanics and combo routes. Instead, he rely on same old same old. No wonder why he's terrible in ANY fighting games.

"can't stop the spam!" My brother in beerus, king has a counter that stops spam. You can also, I don't know, side step...

I think I know what that is Phil.. That's an ASS KICKIN 👊😂🤣🤣✌️

He should run back to SF-6. He’s getting stomped like I predicted. He’s out here using two of the best characters in game right now and he makes them look bad.

Knowledge applies to those that will adapt and learn to use it. That rules dsp hilariously. His excuses per hit has improved though. Excuse per loss hasnt changed 😂😂

"It's skipping frames, playing in slow mo" Does he even listens to himself when he rants, if frames are skipped then it's stuttering, and in this case against wifi then the game freezes for a couple moments. He even flowcharts his rants regardless if they apply

Phil has never heard of practice mode has he?

"All they do is jab, I can't do anything." My friend, have you tried to duck?

I'm blocking I'm blocking can't block I didn't anything still Couldn't block 😂

This intro man... Piece of art

intro gets me everytime 😂

Everytime the hit sound is loud that means its a counter hit. Bro just mashing and wondering why he getting bodied 😂😂😂

10:17 Getting beat by someone using special style is insane

That first round really had me thinking Phil had turned a corner.

thqt yoshimitsu i think was just starting to learn yoshi too thats sad he got so many insane moves off on DSP would love to see a rematch once he gets a few more hours in on it lmao

We're in the "I don't have the character knowledge" arc of excuses. Dude doesn't even spend time to gain knowledge of his own character. That Reina with the jab lmao. Just duck bro or do a launcher.

Unrelated but I had an ad for doordash pop up which I think is so fitting for a DSP video. That said Phil hasn’t improved at all. He still knows like one combo and three moves and thinks that should be enough.

It would appear WWE is a sensitive topic for DSP lol

"I can't do anything about the jab spam. They're the fastest moves in the game and all my moves are slower" Yes, Phil. Jabs are also highs, meaning if you know it's coming, you can crouch under them and punish them with a launcher for a full combo. You should know this since you've "won tournaments in Tekken"

It doesn't matter what character he plays, he's always a dedicated punching bag.

Did Phil just say his frame 10 jab is worse than his opponents frame 10 jab?

I won’t lie. After suffering a long losing streak online it got so frustrating. But I still knew that I had to calm down and remember that so many of these players have practised for a really long time and probably worked really hard to become even somewhat decent at the game. I’m basically a beginner. I played Tekken 3 on ps1 when I was a small child and Tekken 6 on psp around 15 or so years ago. And even back then I was button mashing against cpu opponents. I really wanna try making use of practise mode and the handy feature the game includes with online replays where it teaches you how to improve. Its a very steep learning curve, so I can’t even laugh at how bad this guy is at the game. But I do think its stupid and immature that hes coming up with such stupid excuses for his losses. Even if he just said that he sucks at the game and thats why he keeps losing I’m sure his chat would at least respect his honesty and self awareness.

48:20 “when in doubt random super come out” as he always used to say

He seems to think heat burst and heat smash have no start up frames

I've been waiting for this since he started complaining about SF6 and saying he couldn't wait for Tekken 8. Thank you for this masterpiece!

Watching these while dealing with BS at work makes they day a little more tolerable

dsp:spam me:Hwoarang uses Taekwondo which means he uses both his hands and feet but extensive use of kicks

"my counter hits are getting stuffed" once again, I don't think he knows what a counter hit is, it seems like he thinks it's the property of certain moves

Nobody tell Phil that to beat jab spam, you can: -parry -duck -d1/d2/d4 (depending on the character) -sidestep -power crush -rage art And probably more. I hope he never finds out 😂

How can you play only 2 character ever and lost this many match - Ik it dsp but the joke is people are suppose to do best with their best -

50ms, literally 0 delay frames. Full rollback netcode. They could basically be neighbors. Still complains about lag. 😂

4:50 "I don't play Jun that often" Yet he's in Vanquisher rank with her? Jesus Phil, any excuse you can come up, right?

35:58 Two of the many options he had while getting jabbed in the face like a total tool were; A. Rage art. B. Rage Drive. Surprisingly, complaining like a child did not result in it stopping.

love anytime he gets hit its "cuz he doesnt know how to block it so they just get away with it" obviously always opponents fault that he cant block. and cuz he cant block, its spamming, they just spamming lololol

I’m curious what rank is Phil rn cause im Warrior rn and if I have a chance to play him it’ll be fun because it looks like he’s yellow rank but I’ve seen videos of orange

Maybe he should try labbing more lol, keeps complaining about character knowledge haha.

How do you spam a move (heat smash) that can only be done once a round?

“You didn’t mix up you just mashed buttons” says the guy who doesn’t block lows

As a king main we don't claim this guy lmao.

"I can't stop the spam" literally everything he blocks almost is punishable with kings 2 1.

Show this video who anyone that claims Phil is "decent" at fighting games... after over 20 years here's still trash.

drags heat smash "I blocked it guaranteed punish" plus on block heat smash btw KEK

Seein grown "men" like him make me feel better about my rage. Sounded like me when i was younger, now i think to myself and what "I'm" doin wrong to get better xD

My dude Kings back three has multiple hits of armor lol.

When DSP was salting while playing SF6, I laughed for I am not a good SF6 player. Now that he plays Tekken, a game I've been obsessed about since childhood, I'm having an aneurysm everytime he complains about spamming while playing in the scrubbiest way possible

4:46 he's talking like he's doesn't realize he's also playing Jun. How has he not seen Jun's moves?

Does this guy have any idea what plus frames and frame traps are

Um who's gonna tell him that heat drives are generally plus on block. I honestly can't believe that he really thinks that it was the game that was stopping him from being able to punish Drag's heat drive and not just that it was plus. Insanity.

Notification squad who's with me

He's doing crouch moves, I don't know what they are. I can't stop her. Said in a mirror match. 😂

If I had a dollar for every time he says "I can't" or "I don't know" I'd be a gazillionaire. Master of negative speech.

Now the real question is whod win DSP or LTG

Bro doesn't know how to block for the life of him

Wow Phil dsnt even know that King was using easy commands

"It's complete lack of character knowledge!" Yeah DSP doesn't seem to know that the mid he spams after ali kicks is -15 and gets punished every time lmfao

dude be using tekken notation like he understands it.

yeah this is rage at it's finest it's like 7 and 8 have become so way salty lately which i bet it's why everyone has been having to be staying with fighting only the AI

"It doesn't look like Tekken character" Every Tekken character released after Tekken 3 is not a real Tekken character, according to DSP. He thinks that this reasoning justifies his lack of character knowledge even though some of these characters have around for almost 20 years. And DSP can't go through the trouble of learning them. Everytime a Tekken game is released, it's the same thing with this guy.

I love how dsp & ltg start screaming “spam” the moment their opponent starts to combo back. These clowns can’t simply accept a loss or their skill issue

He knows you could tech giant swing… right? He could have survived that first round.

After watching a bit of him and LTG, I'd say both would already improve a lot if they could just *stop fucking talking all the time* They start complaining at frame 1, when they're done they're already at 50% health and all their focus went out the damn window...

He got a trophy in tekken but doesn’t no any character that’s been in the game since the first one?

People keep win-spamming poor DSP

Losing to someone who uses combo assists should ban you from the game

It's really crazy watching Phil Play Tekken after all these years because he uses the same combos since tekken 5 with king I'm so tired of seeing the low kicks into the uppercut. That's like the only combo he knows. You can watch Tekken 6. Tekken 7. Tekken 8 and seriously not be able to tell a difference besides graphics in his gameplay

maybe he needs to move, every single game he plays he always brings up laggy connections

How the fuck does he have an excuse for everything??? How??

I wish I could fight him in tekken man I'd beat him easily

I dont get his play style. Usually, when a player is on the wall, you still have precious time to do a good amount of damage. However, he just stands there doing nothing, giving his opponents enough time to counterattack.

Evo champ here, going from game to game complaining about jab spam. Conditioning isn't a word he knows does he? (I know the answer, just being facetious)

God what a scrub. It's shameful to see someone playing King like this...

Omg the cringe. "That dash punch overhand". Anybody who knows Tekken would call it WR2 Phil.

How long until he starts complaining about PC players in this too

Imagine being nearly 60 years of age and still crying that he doesn't know what to do in a game that requires YEARS of learning. Peak of a victimisation mindset. Oh and I see he is still spamming Alley Kicks lmao what an absolute lover

What is he on about with "spamming" buttons ? He keeps saying he doesn't know what moves rhe opponents are doing but he knows they're spamming buttons. What does ot mean Phil ?

Lol, so everyone who is playing on wireless is laggy. Just like every master in sf6 had bad connections.

This dude barely knows how to play tekken, but keeps switching characters, doesnt learn anything or dedicates to learn a character decently, and then proceeds to complain 🐷

or you don't know how to play

After playing some King in T8. He doesn't do a throw yo save his life. He does 5 moves. He presses slow buttons every time and gets counter hit, then comolains about spam

Can't tell which salt is more satisfying, this or ltg