This is MADNESS - Helldivers 2 

The toughest enemy Neebs faces is weapon reloading. 😂

Thick would’ve loved helldivers 2. Would’ve brought so much democracy

"We need to be stealthy." 8 bus sized objects fall out of the sky

25:05 Neebs: "Oh ya, don't forget to reload." Has yet to reload once in 2 videos. lol

Neebs saying "dont forget to reload your gun" is priceless

30:52 “Aww, they’re sneaky!” He says about the 7’ tall, glowing red robots with chainsaw arms.

" get 'em Doraleous!" After Neebs dropped him in the middle of the base, had me laughing so hard. 😂😂😂

Here are some major tips for the Neebs Crew. 1. Stealth is different compared to other games. There is a radius threshold before enemies can detect you. Hiding in bushes does nothing. Crouching and a armor with the scout perk reduces this threshold. 2. RELOAD!! If your weapon is blinking red it means you need to reload also holding the reload button on some weapons can change it fire rate. 3. Dora you had your sniper but you need to hold the switch weapon button to bring out your support weapon. 4. Prone jump to avoid or reduce damage from explosives. 5. COLLECT AND SEEK SAMPLES! Ship upgrades are expensive but worth it. However collecting samples can be a chore especially the purple samples that can be only be acquired on higher difficulties. Samples are so important it worth a reinforcement or two attempting to recover them. Samples can be identified as viels on the map and blink when you get close to them. 6. While you have the map pulled up you can mark locations. If you travel while looking at the map enemies near you will be pinged allowing you to avoid their path. 7. You can sneak past enemies however calling in a strategem will get their attention. Sometimes it best to let the enemies walk along unless it necessary like at locations of interest. 8. Armor size effect your stamina. If you want to stealth and outrun most enemies wear light armor. 9. When facing bots you can throw smoke grenades or smoke air strike to blind them. 10. If you have anything that can take down armor vehicles like the anti tank cannon. You can shot the bot drop ship and destroy it killing any bots it dropped.

Clearly Simon is the glue that holds this helldiver squad together

You guys needed Simon. There is a lot you can learn from him about running away ! Simon has mastered the art of threading the needle of survival.

“Man this quite a long walk. Especially when you’re crouchin. I feel safer crouchin.” - Neebs

I kept yelling at the screen “shoot!! Stop hiding and shoot!!” Loved it!

The Human Man Warrior, Thick44, would've loved this game. He would've been saying "I AM THICK44!!!" every time an orbital was thrown.

"We can take these guys...we can take these guys" immediately gets destroyed 😂

Three Simon's playing Helldivers 2 today.

Appsro not grabbing his backpack for the recoiless rifle hurt lol

Watching Appsro flee from an entire firing line of robots on the beach was too damn hilarious. 😂

"where's my sniper rifle" 🤣 You mean that huge thing on your back? Maybe switch weapons?

Super Earth asked for the best to crush the Automaton menace but they got the Neebs Gaming Crew. Watch Dora fumble with the stratagem menu. Witness Appsro crawl his way through the jungle. Marvel at Neebs inability to remember that guns need bullets. The War Has Already Been Lost

RELOAD YOUR GUN! REEEEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD!

That "mission failed" shot of Neebs body flying just as a orbital strike hits was both hilarious and strangely epic at the same time lol

I love Neebs and crew, but i dont think ive seen anyone worse at Helldivers so far. And I love it!

"We almost had 'em, huh?" "We did not."

Neebs coming out swingin' right off the bat "we really need to start carpooling." XD

The moment Appsro didn’t grab the backpack for his recoilless rifle I knew what direction this was heading lol

Saw Malevelon creek and started laughing...💀

Neebs is really channeling his inner Simon with this game 😂can't reload, lost and confused, no clue about map usage

This is simultaneously the worst and the best Helldivers 2 video I have seen so far. And I love it!!

The first automaton mission. You never forget it.

I really like the emphasis on how cinematic the gameplay looks in Neebs Gaming content. It's a fun take of gameplay videos

Appsro: "I think we should be stealthy" {Calls in an orbital supply drop on his own position] Wonders how the enemy found them so fast.

Boys, you have a ping system and stims. Use them.

Guys, some top tips: When you reload, you toss your entire mag and any remaining bullets, so try reload when you are empty or close to empty (close to empty is a quicker reload) Always be moving, and shooting! Use strategems often. Most are unlimited with a timed cooldown Lastly, don't forget to scream "For Democracy!!" when killing the enemies of Super Earth. Good luck, Neebs Divers!

Man this would have been Thick's favorite game keep up the good fight for him

Helldivers 2 Rule 1: STAY ON MISSION. Don't linger in one area. The enemies signal for back up and will keep sending troops to your location. Blaaargh!

If only Neebs had his trusty baseball bat. Also, does anyone else recognize the insanity of repeatedly “reinforcing” via drop pods for the sake of trying to fend off waves of enemies for the purpose of extraction?

27:35 "We're fucking war heros, man." 😂 I spent so much of this episode laughing. My face and stomach hurt. Thanks, guys.

After Generation Zero the UNSF knew the right people to call in to fight the Robots lol

These episodes are hilarious because of the comedy of errors that abounds. Neebs only using one mag and never reloading, the crew forgetting to stim and reload when under pressure, peeps forgetting to carry ammo for their support weapons. Once they understand how to play properly looking back on this is gonna be a hoot.

Those small compounds are respawn points for robots. The more you destroy the less you fight towards the end

I really hope this becomes a regular series for a while. Really cool. Thanks Neebs Gaming crew.

Nothing like watching a TEAM COOP game where they do anything but work as a team.

Only using 5% of their arsenal, classic Neebs Gaming.

I love how minimalistic the HUD is in this game. I'm sure Appsro loves it too.

imagine if neebs was in a public lobby...he'd be kicked so quickly lol

It's great to see a brand new gamer that has never touched a shooter before, play a game as challenging as Hell Divers for their first game like Neebs is. He just needs to understand that R reloads or if he's on controller (X button for Xbox) (□ for playstation) and he will be all set.

The hubris of Neebs telling someone, "don't forget to reload" is rich! Neebs the guy who has 7/7 mags and says he is out of ammo cause the mag in his gun is empty. Neebs you are killing me here.

You gotta love this incompetent crew!

The world is playing Helldivers 2. Meanwhile, Neebs is playing HellDIERS Many Times!

Once again they need a player that knows what they're doing. Appsro forgot to grab his backpack for the recoilless rifle

I love the "Simon Death Gah-Gah-Gah's"

25:05 “don’t forget to reload” coming from neebs…

This episode maybe neeb learn to reload his weapons

This was far more hilarious than the lads intended, in so many ways. Great stuff!!

It’s so nice to not only hear the boys genuinely enjoying themselves but also flexing those dormant Battlefield tactics.

Does Neebs know that the bottom left of his screen exists? Because I’m not convinced he does.

you show the robots your back so often ..... try..... SHOOTING AT THEM!!!

"Stick to bugs" lmao Great episode, really fun, loving this game

Neebs threw the Dora reinforcement like he was calling a Pokémon.

Liberty doesn't run! Freedom doesn't sleep! FIGHT!

FOR THE GOD EMPEROR! Don't worry Dora Big E allows the eating of crayons.

Fantastic! Neebs total inability to perceive his surroundings is hilarious!

The sheer amount of deaths had tears rolling out of my eyes 😂

When you aim there is a little circle that follows your crosshair that is where your barrel is aiming so if you swing a weapon around you won't hit anything until that circle meets with the crosshair

As soon as I heard "stealthy" knew this video was going to be full of death. Don't believe this game has a "stealth" component.

The end had me rolling 😂 "I need a cigarette!" "Yeah! You dont even smoke!" 😂😂😂

Seems Simon is the secret sauce, once he's gone the're all in trouble :D

Stealth?! Stealth is the cowards approach to delivering a judicious dose of democracy.

38:57 epic music sync on this pod landing, as shuttle abort timer is ticking. YEAH LETS F'ING GO! What and ending!

"Arrrrggggh Absolute Bad Asses!" - Aliens quote *tick* Love this vid. PLEEEEASE keep the missions going. This is awesome!

I actually really like the way Neebs and the crew play it. Most players I see just charge around guns blazing, but these folks treat it like an actual military op, trying to avoid engagements away from the objectives and coordinating their movements.

These shows are edited amazingly, and your improv is hilarious. Good work everyone at Neebs Gaming and thank you.

Some advice. 1 neebs reload the damn gun. 2 Spam stratagems. 3 Autocannon is good for bots early in the game. 4 grenade launcher is good for bugs early game. 5 Bots are susceptive to suppressive fire. As long as the shots don't ricochet. So shooting a rocket devastator with a machine gun will make it shoot less rockets and less accurately. 6 bug weak spots. Spitters aim for the head/mouth. Chargers you need to blow off the leg armor and then they will die to a pistol. The rest aim for the legs. Brood commander and warrior die faster aiming for legs. Bile Titan, railgun to the mouth is your best bet. You can run underneath it and shoot it in belly if you have no railgun, otherwise kill it with stratagems. 7 Bots. Most you want to aim for the head, except for Berzerker you can blow the arms off faster. Devastator aim for head or blow arms off. Hulk has bright weakspots on back, otherwise blow the arms off with heavy weapons. You can even leave it alive armless for fun. Tank has weakspot on the back of turret. Tank and flamethrower hulk are slaghterers. 8 Supply backpack. Press 5 to resupply yourself. 9 1 is primary, 2 is secondary, 3 is support, 4 is grenades in your hand. Not sure on controller. 10 Armour rating is currently broken. so light, medium, and heavy are all the same. So pick armor based on bonuses or just run light because speed and stamina still work on armour. i run light medic for the +2 stims and speed.

OMFG! at 5:10 in the video when neebs gets slammed in to the rock in the water. The arm rag doll had me crying laughing! hahahahaha

Yea the robots can be quite tough on higher difficulties. * Sees Malevelon Creek * Oh god the nightmares are coming back.....

Engineer: Oh! “Follow me, head south” didn’t ring in your ears?!!!! Noob: hey! I got my own platoon here! Oh, I think I’ve outsmarted them (proceeds to get hopelessly pinned down my murderous suppressing fire). Classic Neebs gaming! Editor is doing an awesome job too! I like this format a lot.

It's really fun watching them use stealth, cover, and stategems to avoid shooting the enemies as much as they possibly can EDIT: omg I was joking but at 18:35 he literally says "I'm stuck firing back, it's the only option that I have" as if shooting the enemy in this third person shooter is the last resort

IDK why, but that was the first Neebs video I felt like I was in the Thick of things right beside them. Very entertaining guys 🤣

the first few dives at low difficulties are a magic time that only happens once. after you’ve learned the pace of encounters, combat and missions, you’ll feel a lot more capable. but Babby’s First Missions, they’re priceless moments of wonder and real terror. i’m glad i was here to see them

This is my favourite episode you've done in years. Its so much fun to watch you all suffer and struggle to survive!

The beginning cracked me up. Appsro was like when I do this mission stealthy. Next thing you know there in a all-out war.😂

16:28 "sounds like a solo mission..." LMAO

I haven't watched you guys for a while, but I always come back. I love you guys and the dynamic and comradery between the lot of you. You guys are my favorite channel on RU-vid. Keep doing what you do. You have a life long fan in me.

I was internally screaming lol "FIRE YOUR WEAPON, HELLDIVER!"

I know Neebs hates using his HUD so much he turns it off in other games, but in this game it gives such necessary information. The joke is definitely that Neebs doesn't know how to reload, but at this point I'm convinced he doesn't know how to read a HUD. 35:00 "I wish I had grenades." He took 3 resupplies previously. At once. He is full on everything. He just needs to learn how to read a HUD.

All I gotta say is great job guys. That ending? Beautiful. I am greatly enjoying this series so far, they leave me cheering you guys on each mission. Good luck on the next mission too!

41 minutes of getting owned. I kept waiting for you guys to figure out a way to be effective. That was a rough one. You all need a full team, some practice on that mission, and give us a redemption video. Geeeeez

They went from squishing bugs, to being squished like bugs. 🤣

22:30 The automaton march is such an amazing detail they put in the game

Watching them try to play this game stealthy was extremely entertaining since I never do that in this game and my wife and I kept laughing at neebs not having his gun reloaded. This video despite the lack of your own progress was very entertaining. Good job guys! Looking forward to your next Helldiver video and I hope to see you guys out there one day.

No wonder the guys were having so much trouble. They went right to Malevelon Creek!

38:57 gave me a half chub for about 10 sec before appsro started crying. Haha

Epic and Hilarious, thank you guys so much!😂😅😂😅

If you want stealth, the first set of armor you can unlock makes it 30% harder for the enemy to see you. Also, if you drop a pun on the map, it'll send out a radar ping showing all enemies in a short range. I know all of you don't like your Hud to be on, but you ABSOLUTELY NEED it on for this game

Appsro seems to love this game so I can't wait to see him get good in a few more eps

That ending with Appsro coming in with the Helldivers theme blaring, that's some good managed democracy right there!

The noises they make when they die will never get old! 😂😂😂

01:05 That carpooling bit got me, I am gonna steal that joke XD

You lot have an absolute gift for inciting such delightful and wonderful chaos! I hope you guys keep playing this.

5:20 appsro you bastard I spit out my milk on my TV when you said abandon you your stuff, we don't need that s#!t!! Lolol the loyalty shift was hilarious