this is my nightmare... 

JJ is like "why don't you clean the actual house instead?"

"There's dirt everywhere!" You're turning into a mom, Max.

I can’t wait for his analysis video on how all of this ties into the lore.

Cloud: “We got a you a new weapon, Barret. You can start with the Hardy Daytona.” Barret: “OH, *HELL NO!”*

My favorite moment is about 2:05:40 where Max wonders what happened to make Seventh Heaven look so dirty, and then he hits him in that "oh..." kinda way.

I love the implication it’s cannon that some guy was power-washing the diorama while the reactor bombing was taking place

Wasn't expecting a boss rage lmao

*The opening cracked me up so hard, EFF indeed.*

Headcanon: Reeve is so desperate for social attention which is why he's texting way too much information to some rando Shinra hired to clean some stuff.

I can't stop laughing each time Max presses tab and sees more orange in a spot he thinks is clean and just gasps

22:22- the music greatly intensifies as Max approaches the end of cleaning this god damn bike.

in Rebirth they’ll reveal that Power Washer guy was canon and he’ll be the bonus boss fight

Love how using a keyboard is what makes him feel like a nerd and not every single object behind him in his room.

2:05:46 I love the moment when 6 player coop starts making sense to Max

Max will eventually learn Omni Splash.

The fact the final music in this video happened to be One Winged Angel is hilarious considering how Max was losing his sanity powerwashing by that point

Originally titled: "Final Fantasy 7 is BACK...and I'm CLEANING IT?!"

Max pressing tab and getting blinded by the dirt on the bar was priceless

"This should definitely be one of the mini-games in the sequel." I totally agree!

Later this year they will reveal this was actually Rebirth and Rebirth is now 3.

I like how Tifa has enough money to pay for the whole damn bar to be power washed buy not enough to pay Cloud for the reactor bombing

Jeez, Tifas bar looks like there was a Meteor impact or something.

Final Boss: Having to clean the entire city of Midgar

The powerwash developers NEED to partner with Capcom for a Re4 Remake DLC. Just imagine Max's face when he realizes he need to wash the entire village

Am I really going to watch an almost whole 4 hour video of Max furiously cleaning things? Yes, yes I will.

That one ramming spike he kept missing was driving me ballistic 😂

Max while cleaning the bathroom: "IT'S CLEAN! I JUST NEED THE CONFIRMATION!"

Tifa: "I would KILL for a shower" It all makes sense now...

Max seems confused by 3D objects. Cleaning one side doesn't magically clean the other 😂

Me: I have so many things to do today Also me: literally sat and watched Max clean shit on a video game 🤦🏾‍♂️

This video should have been titled "Wash Rage".

I love that max was like “you gotta check this shit out” to his wife.

"There's no way that does it" *ding* This is some looney tunes ahh

Ever since I first heard of this update, my immediate thought was “Max has to play this.” So glad, this is happening. 😂

As a professional power washer and a massive FF7 fan, this game is a wet dream for me.

Maximilian Dood, the man with almost endless patiance in any kind of Dark Souls games, driven nuts and beaten by Power Wash Simulator

The absolute guts this man has to shoot water at the Scorpion while its tail is up.

41:47 oh god imagine if he wouldve completed it at the exact moment the pizza music reached its climax

Oh dear lord. This is hell. This is what it looks like. You have to watch someone miss the fucking spot for all of eternity.

You know, chat was really hoping this would be another joke episode of _BOSS RAGE._ The sequel to _BASS RAGE:_ An episode named _WASH RAGE._

I have never seen a man lose his mind cleaning since my bisabuelo. 😂

Cloud @ 2:05:02 - "Damn, girl! You live like this?!

$200 to detail a whole Scorpion Sentinel. Shinra truly are evil.

Final Fantasy VII: Power Wash Crisis

I love seeing Max's "how does it keep going" face every time he hits the Tab key.

At first I was confused why it wasnt a highlights video... but after watching Max slowly (quickly) absolutely lose his mind, I understood hahaha

2:05:03 Max expression here was priceless 😂🤣😂🤣😂

This is some next level Boss Rage shit. Don't think I've seen any other game demand more of Max's gaming prowess to beat.

Missed a spot - The videogame

god the beginning had me dying. such a great start to the morning ! ~ greetings from osaka

Now I’ve never heard of this game. I saw Final Fantasy 7 and clicked instantly. Is this official?

Platinum unlocks Tifa in 7th Heaven. You get to wash her too.

Watching the stuff get clean is so satisfying to watch. I kind of want to play this now.

This game is deceptively brutal yet strangely addictive.

Can't say i was expecting a 4 hour long power wash simulator video from Max lol.

Max: “That is the cleanest car you’ve eve- *Hits Tab* FUCK!!!!!!” 31:39

Now let’s have a Powerwash/Resident Evil crossover where you have to clean the RIPD offices. I’m sure Max will love that.

Lmao the bar stage must’ve been a boss stage cause I mean the dirt basically lit up the entire screen when he pressed it

You can actually see the orange light shining on Max's face when he activates "dirt vision" in Seventh Heaven.

Watching the stream was so entertaining as he slowly descends into madness!

"Shall I give you dish-soap?"

Never played this game before but it feels like Max is making this so much harder than it needs to be.

Therapist: "Max Christian Bale can't hurt you because he doesn't exist." MCB: 1:08:37

My stress levels watching this 📈📈📈

When I thought RU-vid finally stopped suggesting the carpet cleaning videos this suddenly came up

Max has a point about "you missed a spot" maybe that will be the name of the next DLC 🤣😂🤣😂

I didn't expect a boss rage out of this game but I welcome it. Was hilarious to watch on stream.

F1rst..... Wait what??? This feels weird yet nice at the same time. PowerWash Simulator is so satisfying.

Max is a “Casual Scrub” 18:21 thats my favorite high light for me. 😂

I will have a genuine laugh if Square ends up making the "Powerwash Guy" an in-lore character purely for explaining the cleanliness of various places and objects in FF7 Remake.

7:30 I knew EXACTLY what was about to be quoted and was not disappointed 🤣 Saw it coming haha

This was one of the funniest things to watch live LOL

Remember not that long ago when square was so protective of FF7 that we only got 2 songs in Smash 4? Wow

2:08:09 music hit me right in the feels lmao

Just wait until Max finds out that the story and dialogue from Tifa, Reeve, and Heidegger for this DLC pack was written by Nomura himself and is *canon to FFVII Remake*.

This is just perfect on so many levels. Made my day.

Shinra dropping the plate did a much better job of cleaning Midgar than Max did.

I would say the health inspector should close down the bar but I remember it was closed on account someone dropping a plate.

"That last bit of ̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ dirt is always the hardest to snuff out." - Sephiroth (KH2)

Yessss he did what I was hoping he’d do! I know alot of people make a meme about this game (and you should lol it’s a very strange game to exist) however it’s very satisfying

I can watch a man digitally clean places in Midgar for almost 4 hours but I can't even bring myself to clean my apartment 🙃

This game gives me a feeling similar to digging to find a very annoying and constantly growing itch that doesn't exist Just watching it makes me want to tear my eyeballs out

Your enthusiasm here really made my day! Thanks!

4 hours of cleaning 💪

Imagine cleaning the Hell House

The battle music playing while he’s doing the cleaning is killing me right now. Like wtf is going on? 😂😂😂

James Marsden, one of my older brothers school friends and the ceo of futurlab, was a MASSIVE inspiration for me regarding street fighter.... now in 2023, my fav fighting game streamer is cleaning tifas bar in a game he helped create. What a strange strage world we live in.

"This might actually be Arcaranpobia for me" - Plays for nearly 4hrs.

I can't believe max sat through 3 hrs of this ,you brave soul, godspeed max

This stream was hilarious, I'm glad it got brought over here, LOL

I'm having the exact same reaction to this as the first time I saw Kingdom Hearts 1 gameplay back in 2002: weird collab choice from Square...but it actually looks kinda fun.

I can feel Max's pain from here.

Proof that we'll watch Max do anything

Max has to have the most inefficient power washing technique anyone has ever used in history

Haven't laughed at a max video in a while. But the shut up chat made me laugh so hard

Can't wait to use omniscrub against safer sepiroth and clean the meteor with the nozzle found in the northern crator.

31:37 The F word goes HARD LMAO

Space janitors, but Midgar 🍿

i will say, the devs missed a trick on this. the stairs. they should have done the stairs. and Heidegger being like "look man. you really dont have to do this. NO ONE uses these things. we just hired you for this for safety checks on paper. hell we tell the health inspectors there's 69 flights of stairs and they pass the inspection without even looking" and as you get higher in the % he's like "good god man.... i'll pay for a full trip to costa de sol jsut for you" lol

OCPD nightmare simulator