This is "questionable" positioning... | Spectating Bronze Bingo 

"HOW IS THERE A JUNKRAT HERE!?" is probably a terrifying statement to hear in any situation in Bronze tbh

the way lifeweaver got immediately deleted, rip lifeweaver, you were the only one that noticed :(

I can't believe I'm actually gonna learn some tech from a bronze junkrat...

I've had to do that a few times as support too. RIP Lifeweaver, you were the real hero.

This WAS a Venn diagram bastion ult _but_ not what Emongg meant when he originally wrote it, he meant when everyone even good players spammed it in a triangle or a Venn diagram but as time went by players learnt and became more patient with it. Also Emongg forgot to check Ulting after a team fight is lost which would have gave us another bingo :(

The editor had a field day on this one 😂

Ain’t no way that junk pulled that off 😂 only in bronze lobbies

That c9 backcap was some straight tf2 strats, good times. Lmao

Watching him back into the cart then turn around and look at it was very relatable. Diamond 1 and I still do that all the time. Sneaks up on me lol

As someone who came from TF2 pubs, this is why I love being in the lower metal ranks. You're literally playing a different game with different rules in bronze/silver solo queue than these fancypants good at aiming and also paying attention are playing

Wow. Three minutes in and this game is already such a cluster fuck. Shoutout to the Lifeweaver who gave his life for nothing and zombie for the song ❤

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this.. is.. the best c9 description i could ever imagine. I had high expectations and you guys exceeded them haha

As a bronze support it is completely accurate that we are the only ones to notice that some snuck around to cap. The amount of times I had to go back by myself as mercy to 1v1 someone who can 2 shot me and I die anyway (I’m bronze for a reason lol)… it’s a regular thing for me

Instead of "Venn Diagram Ult", how about "Shotgun Ult" or "Scattershot Ult"? Venn Diagram evokes a specific type of pattern, but Emongg is taking about something unplanned, disorganized, and chaotic.

the song in the beginning of this video is just perfection. Chef's Kisses. And I absolutely loved the improvisation of the reeeeealy long c9, bet it was at least 300 words that time :)

Who ever made the playlist for today did great

"C9 the dissertation" had me dying XD

That last part I was just screaming at the screen "SET UP A TURRET IT TAKES A SECOND" could have been an amazing clutch but he really fumbled it.

I like how emongg's version of chaos is "why not just check it off for fun?" lmao so wholesome and adorable

The edit on the bastion at 10:25 is so good. 😂

Replace the C9 paragraph with a QR code leading to an actual multi-page essay on what a C9 is

I made fun of this guy at first but he stayed when the tank left so much respect 🙏

The Venm Diagram ult shouldn't count when doing a Venm Diagram ult is optimal. It's not about the shape, but the context.

That song gave me chills what a true masterpiece, a BEAUTIFUL work of art 🥹🥹 brings a tear to my eye

Scatman's World in the middle of the video killed me lmao thank you Cuber for that

For venn diagram, maybe it should be more like spam diagram or something like that. When i see venn diagram i think more about it being the 3 circles overlapping.

@ 31:47 it happened to our enemy team in bronze. We had a full team while there was only 1 person on the other team. And this wasn’t on overtime it was a start of the 2nd round 😂😂

"This isn't a ven diagram, but this is a ven diagram" -emong the contradicor

I felt that in my soul when that Junkrat missed his tech. 😫 I feel like that whenever I miss my Moira techs.

C9 "the description" LMAO i know this will be good one

I feel like the Venn diagram ult is more like, if you hear all three shots in rapid succession. If there’s definite pauses, it doesn’t count cause it was more calculated

I respect this bronze player for being a VA11-HALLA fan alone

I'm so happy that RU-vid thought I might like this video... I seriously need a good laugh today and this absolutely cracked me up! 😂 Subscribed!

5 minutes in and it's already one of the funniest ow related video i've seen in the past 6 months...

C9 description took about a whole minute. Emongg is the GOAT for getting it done that quickly. Very long winded, I'm impressed

Hahaha i love the song

Im here for that Junkrat moment 🔥🔥

I think the middle thick circles of the bastion ult need to be a venn diagram, not the outer circles

Wait, but why was "Ult gets deflected or eaten or Remeched on by DVa who's been doing it all game" marked off when it should have been "Ulting after team fight is won/lost" at 23:33?

4:03 Bro invents a new rap genre

When the Junkrat has both the C4 and the C9

The editor is on another level.

I started watching the video and then I noticed the bingo card design and I really loved it great for everyone that came up with plus emongg love the videos

3:05 all rise for our national anthem

"I'M JUST LIKE YOU!" Says junkrat, attempting to copy the triple mine jump (he failed)

very entertaining vid, thanks emongg and team!

I love Nessun Dorma incorporated as a call to the c9

12:53 By far the best part 😂

4:30 when you are trying to fill the word count to an essay.

talking about the leaving in OT situation… i think a lot of people leave in OT after two rounds because quick play only goes into two rounds, so they immediately assume the game is over? edit: i’ve realized this is a push game… so i have no idea why they’re leaving after round two.

Whenever I watch these I get an itch to play ow. Play a couple games and remember why I don't play. Everytime.

Logically, you wouldn't see Venn Diagram ults from viewer submissions, would you? They watch your content, so by extension have learned what a 'good' Bastion ult is.

Barely 3 minutes and I already witness a unbelievable play

5 mins into the video and im liking it. this is going to be a good one i can already tell 🤣

40 min video, 38 mins emongg reading that one tile about touching the point

It's really not that confusingL a bastion ult that makes a venn diagram is not always a venn diagram bastion ult.

This was probably the first ow2 video I watched and I wanna thank you because I went from bronze to gold bc of your channel

3:29 Nessun Dorma!!!! Played that my senior year in marching band.

2:30 THE MAD LAD ACTUALLY DID IT!!!

That lifesaver got SMOKED!

I mean he does turn into a tank , just not the same tank we're talking about.

4:05 emongg opens a rift in space and time. 😅

To be fair, at the start of a bronze game, I probably wouldn't be looking to see if someone's on point, cause I don't expect a Junkrat to fly over the house. But apparently, it's more common than I thought

in one of my first comp games someone left after the first round because they thought the game was over because that's how it was in quickplay. We won the first round but got stomped after :(

You should consider having someone watch the game beforehand and make sure all the bingo squares are possible. Like it kinda sucks when you’re so close to bingo but the last one is literally impossible because they didn’t have a certain hero.

23:30 I love the invisible dva that somehow managed to eat an ult this game according to the editor

10:20 "WHERE ARE YOU ?",.................me shouting from the top of my lungs: AND IM SO SORRY !!!!

Genuinely used to hate playing bastion cause I would die a lot until you said “you need to play at Ashe range, not Cass range” and now I only play bastion.

Can we get another gold bingo? Love your vids

By a distance the best OW content creator

"Run to the team!!!" *swaps to Solider to run*

that essay tho lmao

Damn, imagine watching the mercy rez in front of the team twice and not counting it...

insane edit good job

I’ll always find it funny when someone keeps making the same mistake and dying from it, in this case it’s Bastion trying to be a tank and being overly aggressive and trying to front line at all times, and they NEVER learn from it. They’ll die 10 times in a row for the same damn reason and not stop to think “hmmm maybe I should try a different strategy”

Ok I think I understand what you mean by the Venn diagram. You want the ult to be spammed so fast that the bombs haven’t hit yet so then you see the perfect blue circles.

I lost it at 12:52 lmaoo

love that we get Legend of Zelda music in the background

2:43 lifeweaver on the left looks like he's T-posing in death.

I love the long rambling uncontested objective capture bingo spot, never take it off 4:05

The copypasta at the beginning in chat lol

The venm diagram ult should only count when it is unintentionally and panic spammed into the diagram

I think that winton genuinely thought he already won the match

The Nessun Dorma parody blessed my ears❤❤❤❤

you marked off the ult gets eaten or someone gets remeched on instead off the ult after a team fight is won/lost on accident

mans out here challenging eminem with that disclaimer.

It was actually 4 bingos, he didnt check “ult used after fight is won/lost” when junkrat ulted

i hate it when my bastion throws by not breaking the game and just constantly being in turret form when its on cooldown

Was a that a bronze 360 headshots on that AFK Ramattra 😂😂😂

Seeing the beginning makes me shed a tear as a Junkrat main, Our genius is finally recognized. ❤

Venn Diagram is now a word I never wanna hear again

Everyone talks about the lifeweaver getting nuked but THAT JUNKRAT RAGDOLL ON POINT

This made me feel better about my plays 😭

symm doing a challenge run to only use turrets and tp once per round lol

THE SONG IS GENIUS KEKW

of all things to expect in this video, an impassioned parody of Nessun Dorma was not one of them lmfao

Bronze bingo card addition: team actually shoots at the junk tire

okay sometimes a nice bastion ult spam is good, ive gotten 4ks on kings row and dorado when they all group up in one spot on payload and they have nowhere to run to so it works out well

I’ve done that junkrat thing with mercy in a game where our dps’s were struggling to get us out of the doors. Had to run around avoiding zen shots and let my duo keep the others alive long enough to have no dps running to me (qp)