This is the greatest movie ever made | So Bad It's Good #55 - Champagne & Bullets AKA Geteven 

I heard that saying a few times in the early to mid-2000's in real life. I never heard it in a movie before or since this one. I can really imagine Jason Statham saying that line while putting a couple of 100$ bills in someone's left front pocket, before slowly double tapping the guy's chest on said pocket.

Nucky Thompson said that to some corrupt FBI enforcers in Boardwalk Empire, too. Maybe Terence Winter is a fan of this movie?

It's the pinnacle of cringe.

@@JasonBrant He looked like someone who was sober doing karaoke at gunpoint.

Like a drunk karaoke contestant.

Were they holding a gun on him? He looks terrified.

he threw his back out the day before apparently

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As all expert marksman do.

@@JasonBrant It's like when Jordan hit the free throw with his eyes closed, it shows how skilled you are.

​​@@greekmonkey9790 Or how you don't give a shit who you hit (he was an LA cop, after all).

Its the school of Steven Seagal

I wish he had closed his eyes completely while shooting.

🤣 🤣 That damn song is amazing.

Don't give Neil any ideas

@@JasonBrant It's good, but "Champagne and Bullets" is even better.

I'm still waiting for that dance to take the world by storm.

Where in the hell did he put that ice cube?

...I will give you the RAW part....if only in so far as "I wanted to scrape my own eyes RAW to stop the images from reaching my brain."

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And tons of flatulence.

i see your Wings Hauser and Gary Busey and raise you with Nick Nolte and Randy Quaid trying to sweet talk a racoon

oh that breaks the Geneva Convention

I would watch the shit out of that movie 😂

Talking Hamlet 🤣

Totally agree.

wanted to write the same - Wings has been a very good actor, but then he found booze... or booze found him, whatever 🤷‍♂

@@JasonBrant Hahaha! True facts of correctness.

I would drink bleach then get drunk. It's the same thing.

Thankfully he was redeemed by a job on "Monk." Well...maybe.

That's well said. The baby death barely makes the top 10.

you watch the baby sacrifice to cleanse the palate after having to watch the sex scenes.

That's a great point

It was a human baby.

Luckily ol Normad missed the baby by a few inches LOL - man I love this movie!!!

I agree with all you said except that there were bodybuilders before Wm Smith -- but he definitely was the most built guy in the movies in Hollywood until Arnie came along.

I am sorry about your condition, another good review of bad movies is Space Ice. The voice used will keep you laughing, especially with Steven Seagal movies. I couldn't stop laughing while listening to the review. My sincerest best wishes to you.

@@55QuirllHaha I love Space Ice. He and Jason both, well pretty much everyone, all have a vendetta against Segal and I love it. Space Ice is so funny.

I am so sorry man, I pray you have loving people surrounding you that are always there when you need help. My mom has MS and is bedridden, my sister, me and my wife all are there for her each day. I am not comparing at all, just saying I pray you have loved ones who give you all the loving and life possible. And yes I love Jason and Erins reactions to these, they bring me joy.

@@NorrisMX227 👍

Helped me thru guillian berra syndrome.. and learning to walk again. It can always be worse haha

I remember the guy you're talking about. His name was Dennis Woodruff.

@@mattlohr ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NrdlDaHIvdg.html i found this lol

Yeah, Dennis Woodruff.

He is IMDB and did 12 acting jobs, so from 1992 to 2017. Persistence!

I can't even imagine. Maybe he could win over the juror with the Shimmy Slide.

Reading your comment before finishing the video made it all so much better for me. That's just perfect...a narcissistic trial lawyer spends a bunch of money to make a vanity project feature Wings Hauser

Yeah, and he's a far-right, Q-anon goofball, too.

@@akicitaa.8233 Goddammit. At least we can laugh at him.

@@akicitaa.8233 really? I am shocked! (sarcasm)

I need to invent a type of small hamburger called the Shimmy Slider. I’m not sure how to make it shimmy, though. I don’t think that aspic would work.

Thanks!

Yeah, just tumbled to these guys recently, just made the same obvious parallel, cuz that shtick is genius. Check out "Everything You Know Is Wrong," from the Firesign Theatre, a short, word-for-word film adaptation of their epic, surrealistically satirical 1975 album release. See, in those days--so long before our current and ubiquitous U-tube/internet video share tech and infrastructure--music, comedy, informed debate and philosophical discourse and much, much more besides were all primarily aurally recorded and then released in 33 1/3 rpm vinyl and also various fudgy tape technologies, from my dad's 1950s hepcat jazz audiophile's reel-to-reel to my clunky 8-track tape recording device making ultimate mix tapes in the early 70s and the stoner hi-fi aesthetic of sleek cassette decks later on in that decade, it was all still primarily an audio experience...except that during during all of that time, there were also a great many people busily making all sorts of (mostly terrible) films. Hence the need for and the vacuum filled by the armchair critic. But, please, only of the comic variety. Kudos, lads!

Watch Rifftrax. It IS mst 3k but newer, with the same guys

That and paying the Playmate to stay nekkid for half the runtime.

The man is curing depression and doesn't even know it.

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He could only be less of a man without the Kentucky waterfall

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no, it was hunter s. thompson.

@@jdbankshot 🤯

You mean Charlie Sheen?

*mid life crisis

I'm middle-aged and I've never did the shimmy and the slide.

It's actually an expression of what Freud called the Id: lust and aggressive desires normally repressed by the Superego. Better to express on film than in real life when it can get you thrown in jail.

That was a good one. Erin is rocker through and through.

Chris Cornell can't sing for shit.

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Have to check this out myself! 😁

Agreed.

He had to chew the scenery: it's bad to drink on an empty stomach.

Hey, he was method acting and the script called for a drunk guy.

It's an amazing movie. What a shame that he only made one. But damn, it's a lot of fun.

VHS, in that case I'd highly recommend their 'The Barbarians' video, if you've not already seen it; I've not cried so much (from laughing) since I was a baby!!

@@TheEyez187, haha Great, I also loved every second of it and wlmao. That’s what I call Quality Entertainment!

In that case a 16 minute YT horror short called "Treevenge" should appeal! Insane WTF'ery!! >XD

@@JasonBrant dude looked blasted on coke when he was doing his song at da club.

It was something you'd see in The Naked Gun movies but obviously not intentional. This is Neil Breen level stuff. It's pure Breenius.

Mutant? Haven't heard of that one. Suitably terrible?

@@JasonBrant It's pretty bad. It was the subject of a Rifftrax episode.

@@wimvanderstraeten6521 Oh, that one is pretty weird...

I thought she had some sort of Julia Louis Dreyfus thing going on, too. LOL!

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Much appreciated. Glad you enjoyed it! We had a blast this one.

Thanks so much! That's a huge compliment. You sound like our kind of couple.

Those scenes were nuts. You should make Shimmy Slide your ringtone.

Thanks! William Smith is becoming an SBIG legend. The dude is in everything and he's always great.

@@JasonBrant Yeah he's in a lot of stuff, I even saw him in an old episode of columbo the other day.

Much appreciated. Thanks so much!

Glad to have you around!

Thanks so much! Glad to have you on this bad movie journey.

Fanboy flicks is great too

@burtknighten4438 Yeah, Mark’s great. So are these guys. I shall sub!

Welcome aboard! Thanks!

Thanks, Michael!

I’m told that the version under each name is at least slightly different. I haven’t seen any of them apart from clips in RU-vid reviews, so I’m not sure.

Awesome, thank you! We watch a lot of bad movies around here. Welcome aboard.

@@JasonBrant Thank you, sir. Been running through your backlist. I am impressed how when you critique a Steven Seagal film, you burn up three times as many more calories in the course of commentary than he did making the whole damn movie.

@@kurtstallings 🤣🤣 So true.

Thanks! She's the best.

dude its 93... there all snorting lines

It's an epic, for sure.

🤣 He was so hammered.

Thanks so much!

Pretty sure those guys have covered every bad movie ever. I'm sure we'll watch more they've done soon. And thanks! Torturing Erin with these movies brings me great joy.

The world should be thankful for a gift like Rich Evans

@@JasonBrantsometimes those Good Bad or Bad Bad guys from Missouri do a bad movie before RLM does.

Thanks so much!

Thanks! The music in this didn't top the charts for some reason...

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There is no other Rich Evans. But we do have a Dave!

Thanks so much! This movie was a wild one.

Hell yeah.

He, was the neighbor on Roseanne

@@BusStopProductions. Really? Don't remember that.

@@JasonBrant If you haven't, you should check out, "The Carpenter". A decidedly low budget, Canadian horror film, that stars Wings Hauser as a homicidal, ghost carpenter, who kills people with power tools. And, that makes it sound WAY better than it is.

Was that his name??

He definitely seemed prepared for the role.

William Smith is now a legend in my eyes. Love that guy. Merry Christmas!

And he played Conan's dad.

He was also Colonel Strelnikov in Red Dawn

Thanks so much!

Gotta close the floodgates...those scenes are hot, lol

Holy crap. Good eye. That is him.

What a career turn-around, from this POS to the Sopranos. Good on him.

@@hasancasperlabuschagne7579 Are you besmirching De Hart's masterpiece?

@@JasonBrant my humblest apologies. By POS I mean Powerful and Original Story.

@@hasancasperlabuschagne7579 Ahh, gotcha. That makes more sense. The Sopranos is a big step down from Champagne and Bullets.

Lt. Dangle, lol.

Just read his Wikipedia entry. Dude was into a lot of stuff.

I just looked him up. He had a very respectable filmography. I wonder what possessed him to be a part of this horrendous movie.

@@silvervalleystudios2486 He needed the money I’d imagine.

As Christopher Lee once commented...An actors job is to act. Someone offers you a role, you take it. You never know when your next job is coming.. Massively paraphrasing that by the way, Not even certain if it was Lee, but it was an old school actor.

@@silvervalleystudios2486he wanted the money or owed DeHart a favor?

Thanks, will do!

That was a great one.

🤣 🤣 Probably not the best idea.