This is Torna: The Golden Country 

I thought you didn't deserve it until I got to Torigoth. That was just cold bb.

Oh hello simpleton

*simpleton* Nah I love you Mythra who needs a hug? owo you do.

I see a simpleton that hates a bulli like a ton. This is fine.

I’m a simple man. I see a simpleton, I let them know.

*Breathes and Breathe

ShulkerZ *S I M P L E T O N*

If she breathe, she a simpleton

Your 1k like omg

mythra: exists Everyone in the party: *_S I M P L E T O N_*

Damnit, beat me to it!

More like deep fried

...golden brown? Oh shit now I need to see that

More like blackened. Or burnt

@@rhettmitchell Just like her cooking

That's world building right there.

It’s funny since that’s how some stuff in history was made. Either by a minor mistake or a hilariously simple reason.

and it adds to what the architect said about blades gathering information and evolving accordingly

@@MHTriBernard Even funnier considering that the Eye of Shining Justice ends up being a _real super mode._

shut ... I randomly come back to this video and your comment always spoils me back to ignoring the game for another year :( I joke ofc im looking forward to that moment. I would have bought the DLC but i dont think i would have believed people who said its good if i didn't know it would turn serious I just bought it for the tits.. and the jokes

And pyra can cook *she's everything mythra wishes she was*

Which says a lot about how screwed up the Aegis is when said alternate personality ended up developing a guilt complex herself.

@@boxorak even Pyra feels the same as Mythra. She wanted the architect to unmake her.

And picking pyra over mythra as rex is supporting the fact that mythra needs to be someone else to be liked. Man this game got way more fucked up after torna

Wait so Pyrrha wasn't always a thing? Mythra made her as a coping mechanism? Damn this game got dark.

He must endure hardships.

Damn the game is savage.

Also her cooking is so bad it's censored by the developers

owwww...

got that yesterday and yes, funniest part of torna by far

Wheeze*

What about Rex and mythra?

@@B-rex395 does not exist

@@kaumarucarrasco2345 Considering I beat this game and got the ending where mythra (presumably) confesses love to rex, I beg to differ.

@@B-rex395understandable

Pyra did tell rex that he was like Adam... so I think it's spot on!

Not really. There are always sides to heroes that aren't seen so many years later. I think it took a larger than life hero and turned him into a person, which imo makes his accomplishments larger, not smaller.

@@CHURCHISAWESUM and his decent, rex, acts alot like him. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree saying fits perfectly.

Xeblac 15 true right ? So funny

But he was a great hero. Heroes aren’t perfect.

Best tank, he is a chad.driver

@MasterVile agreed. He even has Brighid kissing the ground he stands on. A true chad of Alrest.

also he never did roast a mythra xD true gentleman chad

LOL

@@Thanatos9029 he died a Chad too

What does It mean? Is it so bad?

@@turinmormegil7715 Pretty sure it's because of how Haze/Fan la Nore is one of the purest characters in this Xenoblade entry.

@@ashtonpancake3254 Suddenly everything makes fricking sense regarding Haze in Torna.

FBI! OPEN UP! YOUR UNDER ARREST "FAN" IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME!

THERE'S BEEN A MURDER

Cool theory but all of those are still the opposite of Mythra.

@@rowletthejowlet6241 Go figure.

- a simpleton

Damn that's a good point

Its not a theory, its literally what happened. Though is less Jin and more a mixed bag of traits that the whole group had. Jin, Lora, Haze, Adam, hell i'd even argue some of bridgit. In Short: Mithra created the perfect waifu out of the perceived qualities she believed she lacked, all to lock away her most dangerous abilities.

Vyle well it isn't surprising considering how everyone is treating her

More like PTSD

Actually more like split personality disorder (no literally)

whats up simpletons

Serves her right for completely flying off the handle simply because Malos hurt her fee fees

She mocked the destruction of an entire village, Lora's mother's village, as Lora is in disbelief and ends up sobbing. Fuck Mythra tbh

She was just ignorant is all, not her fault.

Pegasi,Wow that's one way to be a duck in the pants*claps*.

@@CHURCHISAWESUM I'm sorry what? you do realize mythra was the one who wanted to give the guy who buried lora's mother a proper burial right? also she didn't know any better, she was barely even adam's blade that long, and adam was an idiot, also everyone around her roasted her instead of trying to, oh I don't know, actually be nice to her and actually teach her things? honestly rex was a better driver than any of them, even if he wasn't experienced. heck if adam had a better bond with mythra milton would have never died and mythra would have achieved her ascended state back then. instead of trying to actually befriend mythra and build up her strength also, they went straight to trying to fight malos, not to mention treating her like a nuisance the whole time, honestly they were part of the reason mythra thought malos was right about humanity, they weren't doing much to prove to her otherwise. probably the only reason she turned out good is she was uncorrupted by someone like amalthus unlike malos, not because of anything that adam or his cohorts did.

@@infern24 I'm sorry I insulted your waifu lmao

at least Mythra get a loyal boyfriend, unlike the other two.

It just took her 500 years and she has to share him with an alter ego

@@leohawman5075meh soud like a good deal

Unfortunately, Rex got a girlfriend with disassociative personality disorder

@@chaselanglands6757 Quite literally lmao

I disagree. Adam taught Mythra a lot of valuable lessons, and treated her firmly but with respect, trying to help her understand the world better. It’s only because of Adam that Mythra was able to connect to Rex. He acts more as a parental figure to her than anything.

@@fihyrulesmonado7659 Yep, and while that was important in shaping her character, to truly come into her own as a person she needed someone who not only valued her as a person and a friend, but loved her despite all her flaws and failures, which is where Rex comes in.

@@AstralMuffin105 so what we learnt is unless you overcome daddy issues and get yourself a real boyfriend you aren't a real person good talk

Mythra was literally as apathetic as Malos at the start. She needed to grow to understand humans, not simply be accepted. Addam and Milton were patient and understanding to her. They did a great job. There was only so much they could do for her in the wake of torna's destruction. Both Pyra and Mythra's empathy towards the people and blades of Alrest, as well as the understanding of the dangers of an Aegis are a result of Addam teacher her to give a fuck If addam only just accepted her for who she is, rex would have had to deal with an apathetic weapon of mass destruction that's only slightly better than Malos

​@@potatoesblink3299 As klaus mentioned in the base game, at heart both are information processing units, neither good or evil. Their initial personalities are influenced by the feelings and desires of their driver, no matter how repressed they are, hence why Malos began with hatred for the world (came from Amalthus). For mythra is the same, without any influence she would just be pneuma without any insecurities nor empathy Addam may have teached her how to care for others, but the reason she was mythra in the first place is because pneuma became insecure and lost control of her own powers thanks to Addam's deep feelings, as he was given her core as a weapon to be feared of, mixed with his own dislike of having to be prince of Torna. And then similar to Malos, after the party picked on her inherited insecurities through the whole journey, she internalized them, so they were no longer Addam's but her own. Maybe if addam had a different outlook on the aegis when he awoke her, things would have turned out very different. That's why first impressions are important, people.

True. Everything you said is 100% accurate.

LORA, YOU'VE MADE ME FUCKING GAY XD

Don’t forget how he flings those hair like pieces in a perfect arc that lands in the bowl. Pretty sure that’s not how it works

mio does the exact dame thing in an xc3 cutscene

think you can take Me. Don't forget me, YADUN

Facts that had me dying

Did they actually re-include the all the voice lines for the expansion?

That battle theme was done by avani, look up avani don't forget me

P U P S Q U E E K

He looks at peace :D . Its like he already died

I honestly didn't care about Mythra. It was all Jin and Lora for me.

@@chaselanglands6757 good for you.

Yeah. I feel like Haze's death in the full game would've had a bigger impact on me had I played the DLC first

Rook 58 glad I played it first 🙄😆

Jin is seriously one of the best fictional villains I've ever seen.

@@Midna78 Yeah, now we understand just how much of an empty shell Fan la Norne is compared when she was Haze.

After that I started using Haze more and I realized she truly is a great character with good moves & combos, combined with her healing abilities

I mean, as others have mentioned, she basically got half lobotomized

Wish she was usable in the main game

On an unrelated note. On my iPad when clicking that time stamp it takes a moment to fully load on the part of the video and the shape of haze fades in over the part I was just at. This lead to haze emerging from jins face

You roasted her

I spotted a typo. It should be called Simpleton: The roasting.

That makes it even better. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Wait all of it? Really? Time to pick this up

BEHAVE!

Some traditions stand the test of time.

I unironically buy this: a sort of “Remember the Alamo” expression

It's the culmination of years of training some would say

Wife and kid?

Anna Scanlon-Kimura+ what wife?

If you finish the Level 5 community quest Addam mentions he has a pregnant wife.

Neato burrito

@@H2h0e i mean yeah! How else would rex be in the game

I don't think so, the "heroine is bad at cooking" gag is pretty old, cliched almost.

More thing with Mystery Food X from Persona and Death Dinner from Blazblue

Is anyone not going to talk about how she accidentally sprinkled some foresight into the dish and showed Addam a worse game

The blurred out gross food occurs in anime all the time. Anime food is always good looking, so they blurr out gross food to avoid making their viewers sick, or something like that. Also, some anime got negative reviews for poorly animated cabbage, so they had to update its look in the DVD release. Yeah, the Japanese love their food.

Miguel Pena it’s true that presentation plays a whole lot in Japanese food

YER DUN!

Hatash THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?!

DON'T FORGET ME

bored human BEHAVE

Forgey

Meanwhile, I first heard it in TF2

I think the only person that gave her shit that really was uncalled for was Brighid. She was kind of a bitch in this game lol.

@@_guy123 if I remember correctly, she had been awake for an entire year before her and Addam met Team Lora, so she wasn't "just" woken up.

@@icefox94 true...but even then she was still the butt end of Addam's jokes.

Cringe

Hugo especially. I need more about him

Lol

...I shall teach that to my bro

wait what

followed by Mythra's roast of Torna

It's roasted to a nice golden breading.

Mythra: The Roasting Country

Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Mythra the Simpleton

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Torna the golden roasting of mythra.

"I thought we were having steamed clams."

STEAMED HAMS IS BESTEST

Mythra already got enough meat if you know what I mean.

Crystal Keyblade “oh no, I said Steamed Hams. “

But i want steamed hams

why my son in law use those horrible pants.

Yeah why does his son in law use those horrible pants bruh

Fenrir/DarkAura64 Absolutely

I still find it strange how, even through all the events of Xenoblade 2, Mythra treated Rex more nicely than Addam. Especially considering how young Rex is, with him being more naive and less understanding of the situation he had to deal with. Unlike Addam, who pretty much knew exactly what he was in for. Maybe it was a special request from Pyra to treat him better?

@@PikminAnd mythra is deliberately more chill in the main story cause she wanted to be more accepted in the 1st place

@@lylatfox4 Well, at least she got what she wanted (I guess...)

And then it turns out Pyra is the one with the high attack and ko power

Tai Moya ☹️❤️❤️❤️

When she Smiles

Good old xb 1

XC1 lines are always a win

...what makes this better is the emperor could be swapped for hugo

Thank you!

Yeah. The characters weren't bullying her. They were calling her out for acting like a brat, as you do when you have a child who's acting inappropriately. Enabling her rude behavior would be problematic to both Mythra and her peers.

Pneuma = Air Fryer

@@falloutboy1379 Interesting~ I just wonder what the results would be... 🤔

except for the ending. Her screams and such were excellent

@@eeeeggnog._. terrible out of context

You think calling a bratty child out for their rude behavior is "bullying"? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA No. That's called having consequences for your behavior. Not calling her out would mean she'd never learn the appropriate way to interact with people and would be hated by everyone around her.

I wonder if this what inspired Arby's to make their own lol

... Reyn would be jealous

👌

nallely same 😭

- Lynx786 - it took me a couple play throughs in the original to enjoy and get attached to the characters whereas in torna i adored them essentially from the beginning; that was probably due to the knowledge we had of them from the original game but regardless all the characters in torna are amazing. the battle system was okay to me, i really enjoyed the vanguard switches as well and wish we could use that in the main game lol but i liked the challenge of choosing different synergy routes in the main game instead of just using any element like in torna. the battle system was simplified probably for new players which i would’ve appreciated when i first started playing but at this point i’m 300+ hours in and know this game like the back of my hand haha all in all though i fucking love torna it’s so amazing !!!!

- Lynx786 - oh my god i thought i was the only one who disliked tora a little and it’s ironic bc he’s literally the only driver i use because of poppi qt pi lmao but yes! the story is so strong and i wish we could get more of it involving mythra and addam and milton !

I suffer frop PTSD after 330 hours of game to finish Xenoblade Chronicle at 100%... I promise to never touch this game EVER, it was a true nightmare to do everything... But reading your comments make me curious... I even think about buying it now... Send help!

13/10

7/13 you say? Is this Kingdom Hearts 3?!

And no Riku joke for Jin

He didn't like lora being called hinoka to begin with(he said in the stream)

thanks for the heads up i don't watch his streams

I don't like hinoka joke too. Please go away. It's not funny at all.

Hell no Crisis Core Sephiroth joke for Jin.

She is best girl

She ain’t well done. She’s congratulations.

(Not even pays tf attention)

Because it is