Waifublade Chronicles | A Golden Simpleton 

Make sure you watch til the end before you ask if ill be doing another certain Xenoblade game ;P Also just thought id throw this here, i recently started posting on my instagram if ya want to follow! : instagram.com/ramzaes/

Gramps -> Grandfather, as he acts like a parent, but isn't really, giving him more of a grandfather role. Nuncle -> Uncle, as he is like a care taker, but not like a father. Azurda -> What EVERYONE ELSE calls him. That was pretty obvious and easy to understand.

I think I need a bigger gun for his next Xenoblade video. There will be Black Tar everywere.

Ramzeas: "Another game with an amazing story" Also Ramzeas: *shows Xenoblade X* PICK ONE

Please, NO BULLYING MYTHRA IN THE COMMENTS

I mean I don't think the point is hard to understand at all... Mythra gets told off during the entire game for not understanding humans and in the end she sinks an entire continent for someone.

“If you’ve never played a xenoblade game before, don’t start here” Oops

Looks at video in recommended “I don’t get it... But I’m not complaining...”

No one: Absolutely no one: Brighid: Tch, simpleton.

This was a expansion of xenoblade 2, we got it in the season pass, it better have existed. Its not a entirely new game, but a huge expansion

Personally I think Mythra DID grow over the course of the game, she started out cocky and cold but ended up seeing humans as something worth saving. The coldness she had in XC2 was distinctly different, she clearly was afraid to let people in and worried she would kill people. In this she basically early on said, “LUL WHO CARES IF PEOPLE DIE, I JUST WANNA BEAT UP MALOS” and was overall insensitive. What I’m saying is, her behavior in XC2 was logical based on the trauma of accidentally killing countless people, including those she cared about. When she had a mental breakdown at the end of this she essentially developed an alternate personality as a coping mechanism (a rare but possible effect of trauma) and didn’t want to face the world anymore, let alone get close to people. As for why everyone harassed her through this game? She was pretty insensitive and didn’t really see the value in preserving life, calling her a “simpleton” might be a bit much because I wouldn’t say she’s dumb (she’s literally a super computer), but she definitely was pretty callous early on.

"Well that's the end of my review" Malos: "Really?" (Mouses over video bar) (Video is only halfway through) Pyra: "No."

They took everything Ramzaes didn't like about 2 and magnified it but hey I thought it was decent enough

How did you say golden experience without making a jojo reference. I’m disappointed

I don’t know if you’re actually serious about this, but Gramps and Nuncle are just names given to Azurda by Rex and Addam. His real name is Azurda. Also, I’m surprised you didn’t like Milton. I feel like so many people loved him. At least I did.

Another Ram upload?! Time to sit back, eat some cheese, and enjoy.

You should have pointed out two things. First, the meeting with Rex was destined cause Mythra had a vision of it, and second, turns out, Rex might very well be Addam's descendant, as like when Malos met Rex and comments on Rex's eyes, Malos did the same to Addam about his eyes. Not to mention, turns out Addam had a wife that was pregnant, so yeah.

Every complaint in this video that wasn't one the majority of fans have: "Why wasn't this expansion that was released as part of a DLC pass alongside a bunch of other things for the main game for half the price as deep and complex as it?" If you get this bent out of shape about an expansion to a game you like not being exactly like XC2 when it was never trying to be I'd hate to see your thoughts on X, especially because you seem to think it's the same type of game as XC1 and 2.

3:38 "Oh, here we go again" ... that meme... it's here... we can't run away from it... Oh shit, here we go again...

I actually enjoyed the side quests, most of all the final round of them. Felt like you were helping an entire city flourish, it was nice

I’m actually serious. Why don’t you have 1 hundred thousand or 1 million subscribers? You always make one of the best videos on RU-vid.

Me: see's theredattorneymember I mean RamZeas upload Also me: time to eat mac and cheese

Golden Experience?... Requiem!

Massive Melee (?) Mythra has her half core crystal missing in Torna "Excuse me wtf?"

8:03 Ah yes. Every video game character's worst enemy: the cutscenes battles. Because sure, ya win a flawless landslide victory out of them, but ya still gets ya booty kicked in them.

3:13 Is RamZaes trying to enter the competitive realm of Xenoblade YTPs? Because I am 100% okay with that.

Finally a video that saves me time by completing the DLC for me!

Imo Torna > base XC2 But both of them combined is an experience I’ve never had when playing a game. XC2 as a whole is my favorite game, ever.

Oh gosh, he's doing X! That's going to be a crazy adventure! I am so excited, I loved that game when it first came out, haven't played it in quite awhile. This'll be a GREAT refresher when it does surface!

Wait..... a RamZaes video.... *AND NOT ONE MENTION OF MAC AND CHEESE!?! GASP! SIMPLETON!*

Alright, I like this video as per usual, but I have to disagree with some of your opinion's. The story is excellent in my opinion, the gameplay has left me wanting more allowing me for over 30 hours and more gameplay per run, and while the side quests are tedious, they allow for more story telling between the cast. You seemed to be more focused on gameplay and main story than the side cast and other elements. The entire point of the side quests was not to drag the game out longer than it needed to be, but to build the world more than it already was. The more side quests you complete, the more you add to your community. You see this community expand and so all of their stories unfold making you care for them, and then when the ending strikes, you're like 'oh fuck oh shit everyone's dead oh god'. That was the entire point of these side quests, world building. To make the world feel more alive. And yes, while I wouldn't buy the physical copy of the game, if you already own the original Xenoblade 2, get the Expansion Pass for it. Gives you more content overall and at a cheaper price.

My name is... UGH! All the Waifublades Have culminated into one final video that seriously cant stop making me laugh lol

You are the first person I see who liked the base game more story-wise, lol

The best part about the Torna DLC was Addam tbh. He was hilarious

Not gonna lie: when minoth join the party I was like "hell yeah, my boy cole!" And started pretending he was cole from dragon age Inquisition

14:08 me every time someone says despair in a video game

This how you make a DLC. I havent seen a DLC so complete since The Witcher 3. This is basically anothergame, Xeboblade 2.5

I literally just started replaying X, thank you for helping shed more light on that amazing gem

Well I'm happy I actually heard complaints about Torna. I actually don't understand why it gets so much praise and why people try to compare it to other Xenoblades as if it is it's own game. Also X is next, I am HYPED for that!

Can I just say I really like your video thumbnails? They're funny but also detail exactly what we're going to get.

Rexs scream is racecar material ngl

I'm at the final boss in xenoblade 2 and played this game before it and was glad I did. it made the story even better knowing the what happened in the past.

Aww, I see that you're saving Reyn time for later then...

RamZaes videos keep me going. I needed this shot of sweet sweet dopamine

That 2 second bit of Black Tar As someone who put 180 hours and 100% the map data in XCX, bring it on Ramzaes.

So when are you covering Xenoblade 1?

I guess the beauty of these games is, if you do it all in one playthrough and keep the save file, the rewards are usually yours to keep. Xenoblade chronicles 1 even handed out a 3rd more powerful monado to blitz through the main story anytime, and in no. 2 we don't even have to worry about that if we just wanna watch the cutscenes ☺️

I watched all the cutscenes for xenoblade chronicles 2 when mythra came in I was like. "Oh God she is one of those characters" aka a tsundere. And I really didn't like how she treated rex even if its played for comedy most of the time. So I dont mind the characters in this game calling her a simpleton and treating her like she is an idiot.

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY!

"Jerk." "But-!" (ad.) Jerk butt H e h

I was in the middle of trying to beat the final superboss for this game when I noticed this video came up. Well that guy can wait. This video cannot.

really love that brighid thumbnail is there full art of her somewhere ?

Well I guess I'll be watching this in a few months when I finish the base game and then this DLC The only Waifublade videos were a big reason as to why I picked up the game, been loving it so far

I think you missed the point of certain things. The side quests help flesh out the world and gives a connection with the people of Torna which makes it all the more heartbreaking seeing all of it go up in flames. Milton dying made it all the more real for Mythra which is why she goes insane. Also it was a war the game is explored through Jin and Lora's eyes so you don't see the extent of it. It's explained that Addam has his militia that was enlisted by Uraya and Addam and Mythra don't meet Jin and Lora until a year after Mythra is first awakened.

mythra gets bullied for being a dumb blonde, so she creates Pyra.

Even though I have over 100 sidequests pending in the main game, for some reason I decided to do as many side quests as possible, and it was awesome that I did, because it turned out to be required, so good thing I wasn't lazy like I was in the main game.

Reasons why I watch this video again and again; You at 3:13,7:28 Addam in general (I know he has a wife ;;-;;) The amount of memes Because I can never get the games Jin Lora Haze And lastly, What had happened back then

i really loved the game,so much that after completing it i instantly started new game + and did the 100%.

I think Mythra not being respected in the DLC is kinda crucial for the main game. She stopped being arrogant and began to think she can‘t meet the expatation.

I'm one of the few that has only played Torna and no other Xenoblade game because I didn't have enough money to buy 2 and I wanted me some Xenoblade. It was aight, no idea if 2 will be the same or better or worse in terms of story and other stuff. And I need to get a 3ds for the first game because I heard that one was the good shit

Next up: Our usual generic silent protagonist helps out some uncontrollable survivors by uncovering many mysteries surrounding a whole different planet. Will he find the key someone lost? Will he find out what's over the rainbow? Stay tuned and watch as this confusing plot unfolds!

Wait so torna i all about bullying mythra? you just sold me on it

No wonder Mythra has major trust issues. The person who awoke her, literally the first person she ever met, treats her like a moron and a menace. And to make matters worse, everyone else she had the *misfortune* of interacting with, with the exception of Haze, were just as cruel. Fuck off Addam, fuck off Jim, fuck off Lora, and especially fuck off that little pervert. Maybe I'm caring too much about cringy JRPG plot devices and tropes, but damn.

Jin&Brighid in Torna : SIMPLETON When Mythra and Pyra got invite to Smash..... Cloud&F!Byleth in Smash : SIMPLETON Mythra : Joker , help PS : Cloud and F!Byleth's japanese voices are the same as Jin and Brighid

Thank you, I've been waiting for this

Every time I hear Mythra say “A simpleton?” I always laugh

Hey guys, let's bully Mythra!

12:25: I really like Morag Scottish accent and Nia Welsh accent X3

I love Mythra but I feel some of the bullying is justified in the beginning, not all of it but ay guess they needed an excuse to make Rex the nicest person to her

I see you with that Shantae music.

Aegeon is just meant to be a simple samurai blade. Don't bullying him!

It was really interesting seeing this game get a standalone release and not just have been full on DLC only cause... This definitely isn't a game that can stand on its own. As you explain it really doesn't hold that big of a story importance or really fill in any new information that's important to the main game. Not to mention a handful of the information in Torna doesn't make sense unless you have already played Xenoblade 2 as well as the importance of the characters you already know from Xenoblade 2. This game is wonderful with how it built upon the game mechanics of Xenoblade 2, but falls short in the story department, it's still a great and engaging story, but holds no importance to the events of the main game. It's just a big fan treat for those who want a bit more Xenoblade 2 and I can respect that. It's still fun in it's own right. Not terrible but nothing to be clapping for. Music is friggin banger though.

GOD BLESS ANOTHER RAMZAES VIDEO :pray:

I guess I expected the game to focus on Addam and Mythra, so we'd see what a hero he was, why he couldn't wield Pneuma's power, and why Mythra decided to create Pyra. I wanted to see justification for Jin's descent into madness. I wanted to know why everyone blamed Mythra instead of Malos (since everyone seems to know Malos' name). I wanted to know why Amalthus got away with summoning the Endbringer. But instead, we got a story about Lora, more or less. I really liked Lora, but the story just didn't resonate. It felt like Xenoblade Chronicles X in that regard. I'm completely with you on the combat, though. Wouldn't be too hard to implement, I think, and it would open up so many fun options since you get to have three Blades at once, with a whole host to choose from. I want to fight with Zenobia!

I agree with a lot of your points, I was pretty disappointed that it takes place on such a condensed time scale since I'd assumed they'd been working together for a year or better against Malos, not like....a month? Maybe? If they'd rearranged the order of events that side quest stuff could've felt way more natural instead of "oh, Mathos has awakened the Titan, time to run around doing nonsense tasks for people we know are definitely gonna die!" Or made some of the side quest stuff part of the main story, like building that (ultimately useless) shelter could've been a thing, or dealing with Addam's army instead of just "hi bye!" never to see them again But I still really loved Golden Country, if nothing else the final moments for the Tornan titan really hit me where it hurt cause this team knows how to make me cry like a baby over anime bullshit. I felt like it at least helped contextualize Mythra for the start of XC2 & made me really _really_ wish they'd included Haze as a NG+ Blade. You get the Torna Blades & they're _just as dead give me Haze goddammit!_ Now, I've seen people saying that since they're going boy->girl->boy for the XBC protagonists & since Lora is _technically_ the protagonist the next big Xenoblade game will have a male lead & I'm mostly scratching my head about that. It's just such an odd takeaway? Anyone who's played Torna will be more than able to tell you that it's _fun_ but it's hardly a full Xenoblade game. Is it because it got a physical release for some reason??

5:05 does the guy who abused Lora and her mother look like Mumkhar to anyone else?

I understand being disappointed by the lack of a huge war, but I think that it added to the story greatly.

I don't agree with your final assessment. Torna added a lot of context to the base Xenoblade 2 game. It makes the main story more tragic and rewatching those cutscenes after Torna gives it much more weight. Nintendo kinda messed up by advertising it as a stand alone game because I honestly believe this game is best treated as an add-on to the main game.

21:35 I actually died against him because I'm not good at fighting with one party member, but you just auto res without missing a beat.

Hell yeah. I’ve been waiting for this!

RamZaes: It's the Golden Experience Breathes Oxygen Me: IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

Actually torna was originally going to be in the main game but they weren’t able to originally

I am gonna have to disagree with you on a few points like saying it's not worth it and that the story is bad.

This got me wheezing for hours

I don’t know why but I in general prefer the base game combat system more then torna. I just feel like I have more control over the battle when it comes to driver combos. However I do think the getting orb for each special for each level of the tree is a great improvement. I wish there was a way to do hybrid where you can combine the ease of doing the driver combo of break topple launch and smash in the original game, with the elemental tree with tornas.

Rex is lucky like the boi cloud my boi better have a option to smash tifa in FF7 remake 😂

I have to say, your edits are really funny and most of the time well timed. Now can you notice me ramzaes senpai?

1:36 I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO THAT!!. I mean who wouldn't??

Hey! im all for danganronpa references 24/7!

I liked Torna but i really, really missed Nia’s Welch accent. Also the Community roadblocks were excessive, I say if the second roadblock was to achieve level 3 instead of 4 it would had been a bit more tolerable.

The best part about the combat for Torna was that you could turn on auto-pilot and ignore it completely.

There is something i noticed about Mythras Core crystal...in some scenes her crystal is complete, in others its missing its center part...what is this? WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!

Waifu wars the prequel

I HAVE A BOX OF VELVEETA SHELLS AND CHEESE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION.

I’m bummed that you didn’t like the game, as I go back and forth of weather I preferred it over 2 as a whole, but I totally get your complaints. Glad you did the video despite not loving it, and I can’t wait to see what you think of my all time favorite truly open world game!

You are not alone, torna is overrated but considering that the game came with the expansion pack for 30 dollars its still a good deal. Like you said I didnt enjoy the story that much but the plot gave some good characterization to Jin, Mythra and Malos which enhanced the story in the base game for me.

XCX is my personal favorite, so I can’t wait for the video

I might not fully share the portrayed opinion on this games story, but I do see the see where the criticism comes from. The relationship between Mythra and cat-boy (forgot his name) is probably supposed to be that of siblings, hence the teasing. Well siblings do tease each other, but then again, they also show support and compassion for each other. The latter ones are completely missing, which makes the ending less impactful. If the story writers hadn’t butchered Mythras and cat-boys relationship, it would have improved the story quite a bit. But at the end of the day, this is just the opinion that I personally have.

no: You guys wanna listen to sicko mode or mobamba? yes: TORNA MAIN BATTLE THEME

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