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The Daily Show revisits some notable local news stories, including a pet alligator in a nursing home and the lifting of a nunchucks ban.
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@lil_sixxo
@lil_sixxo 4 года назад
“Iowa man shoot by dog” That’s the most Florida man thing I’ve heard
@liambhagan9239
@liambhagan9239 4 года назад
Its the swamp gas
@JeantheSecond
@JeantheSecond 5 лет назад
I appreciate the Holland Tunnel guy for his commitment to perfectionism.
@daledan-irabor3018
@daledan-irabor3018 4 года назад
Jean the Second if you move the three to the A, then you’ll have to also move the O from the U in tunnel, so everything is proportional. Then the man (or someone else) will argue about that. Nah the man is just an idiot with a lot of time on his hands
@alandt99
@alandt99 4 года назад
Why the hell are they decorating the holland tunnel. Whats next Christmas shit on every public uninal and toilet in the city
@sadikaosuman207
@sadikaosuman207 4 года назад
Duh
@harsimarsangha1987
@harsimarsangha1987 4 года назад
Maybe he has OCD and he has to go through the tunnel everyday..
@jayaseto
@jayaseto 4 года назад
Probably OCD
@suldancadami5375
@suldancadami5375 4 года назад
“Yo white peoples having good time in America” 😂😂😂😂
@ReconstructedBeauty
@ReconstructedBeauty 4 года назад
Yes we do.... I think..maybe before Trump😂😂😂😁😐
@classim3715
@classim3715 4 года назад
I will be happy if my food come to me a give me a massage 🐊
@suldancadami5375
@suldancadami5375 4 года назад
ReconstructedBeauty if need to be more happy then am here
@gotech7991
@gotech7991 4 года назад
Suldan Cadami not really modern salve for a few LGBTQ who are ruthless look what the did to the world specially Middle East
@ChubbyTeletubby
@ChubbyTeletubby 4 года назад
Lol
@christinegitonga8644
@christinegitonga8644 4 года назад
"Arizona man shoots at moon." I'm so proud of my state
@theresawebster1912
@theresawebster1912 4 года назад
hahahahahahaha
@islandgirl9479
@islandgirl9479 4 года назад
🌛🔫 Shots fired 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@timelineafricasafaristrave3017
@timelineafricasafaristrave3017 4 года назад
Gitonga sounds Kenyan
@hellomoron
@hellomoron 4 года назад
We sure as heck come up with some wild headlines.
@timthuo2498
@timthuo2498 4 года назад
Florida man intensifies
@winter1235
@winter1235 5 лет назад
I may be wrong, but I think the gender reveal baby was later named Ash.
@ivanmatema6954
@ivanmatema6954 5 лет назад
👏🏾
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 5 лет назад
winter1235 🤣 U know u wrong
@laphaunbennett8022
@laphaunbennett8022 5 лет назад
😂🤣😅😆
@keishacameron1601
@keishacameron1601 5 лет назад
Thats quite witty
@Who-Dunnit
@Who-Dunnit 5 лет назад
When he dies, he's going in a cookie.
@itsatrap1017
@itsatrap1017 4 года назад
“There’s a little Florida man in all of us.” I’d drink a beer to that..., but I don’t want to get up.
@larissabrewington9065
@larissabrewington9065 5 лет назад
The googly eyes were HILARIOUS. 6:21
@cortadogremlin
@cortadogremlin 5 лет назад
Nunchucks were made illegal because how dangerous it was with all the gangmembers running around with them... Not guns though, you can keep those.
@juanansi
@juanansi 4 года назад
🤣😂🤣
@Gentleman...Driver
@Gentleman...Driver 4 года назад
Yes, gun laws and bans are often very stupid. What prevents you to buy two sticks and a chain and glue that stuff together? :) Just kidding. But in every hardware store there is probably more dangerous tools that could be used as weapons as fucking nunchucks.
@Kesiif
@Kesiif 4 года назад
Hold up, how fucking dangerous are nunchucks. Police: draw gun on a bank robber. Robber: pulls chucks Police: Retreat!
@chocolatecharley99
@chocolatecharley99 4 года назад
@@Kesiif Those people who aren't for common sense gun laws saying, "you can even kill someone with a butter knife!!1!" ...You can kill someone with a butter knife from a long distance and kill someone else in the next 5 seconds in the other direction? I can't just look at a crowd and chuck a couple butter knives at them and expect any to land or ricochet. People don't shoot butter knives into the sky on New year's and end up killing someone miles away to where they can't find the guy who shot it into the air. If someone proves to be reckless or dangerous, we take their license to drive away. Why not also take their gun license and blacklist them? How can convicted domestic abusers still obtain guns?
@Kesiif
@Kesiif 4 года назад
@@chocolatecharley99 /whoosh lol
@rgwak
@rgwak 5 лет назад
9 out of 10 tens times a story starts with, "And now a story about something strange...." ....it's Florida.
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 5 лет назад
Ro G: I think your math may be a little off there, chief. By my estimations, after years of painstaking research (and several overly obscured Magic Schoolbus references), I've found that ration to be 11 times out of 9. BECAUSE FLORIDA. Honestly, the entire state should just be labeled an SCP & cordoned off. I'm guessing a Euclid/Keter designation.
@chepelapodgaming4072
@chepelapodgaming4072 5 лет назад
Now its tenessee
@JohnJohnson-oe3ot
@JohnJohnson-oe3ot 5 лет назад
There’s a playlist I have for Florida
@missthis4140
@missthis4140 5 лет назад
Awwwwww yal mad at us for having so much fun down here? We may be off but we live free in perfect beach weather here whatever they tell you. 😂 You also can't be a soft, scary, and a over protective punk down here. Toughen up or get out.😉 Yes we love our gators and out crazy ass men💪👊 We're where the wild things go.
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 5 лет назад
I am not a Florida native but have lived here off and on for nearly 50 years. That said, the WATER in many parts of this state is kind of....funky? It smells like rotten eggs and sometimes looks just as appealing. My guess as to the root of Florida's problems is in the water. Of course, it should also be remembered that 50-60 years ago CALIFORNIA was the title holder for wackiest behavior by the residents of a state. Interesting that both places have great year around weather, are situated next to oceans, and both are home to large complexes of theme parks.
@geniemememe5936
@geniemememe5936 5 лет назад
The googly eyes! Thank God for whoever pulled that prank.
@geaninacorinapreda8023
@geaninacorinapreda8023 5 лет назад
Ovufustyofoto. Zifivs
@0Clewi0
@0Clewi0 5 лет назад
And that's a stupid PD, I would defend myself and show that the statue wasn't harmed after removing the glue.
@geniemememe5936
@geniemememe5936 5 лет назад
Ok. Nightcore.... Anyone reading this look at this person's cartoon porno page. Just click his creepy ass name. 😆😆😆😆
@geniemememe5936
@geniemememe5936 5 лет назад
"Defend myself". From a guy who watches toon porno. Bye.
@Lauren.E.O
@Lauren.E.O 5 лет назад
I’m impressed they stayed on. Hot glue gun?
@esmeraldapimentel8212
@esmeraldapimentel8212 4 года назад
Trevor: "... took Grandmas cookies just a little bit too far" Me: "how tf you take Grandma's cookies to far?" Tv News Anchor: "put her grandmothers ashes into cookies and passed them out at school" Me: *surprised pikachu face*
@anayajohnson9077
@anayajohnson9077 4 года назад
Jeffrey Dahmer? is that you???
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 4 года назад
"Ashes" aren't really ashes. The only thing left after cremation is bone fragments, which are scooped into a container and poured into a cremulator. The cremulator grinds them into (mostly) fine dust. You can still see fragments of bones.
@sonirahul100
@sonirahul100 5 лет назад
This is one of the only channels that shows America’s reality. Trevor Noah is undoubtably the best.
@jasprerph
@jasprerph 5 лет назад
Texas and Florida are always competing for the craziest stories.
@sorayaalcyone2726
@sorayaalcyone2726 5 лет назад
Florida will never be defeated !
@yoholup19
@yoholup19 5 лет назад
Jay Mel well Texas had two idiots who shot each other saying it was illegals
@fabulousfarrahinsouthafrica
@fabulousfarrahinsouthafrica 5 лет назад
Naw we just live ours lives some just crazy
@just_alice844
@just_alice844 5 лет назад
If that ain’t truth I don’t know what is...
@JoshuaOtusanya
@JoshuaOtusanya 5 лет назад
I was taught u should always put ur heart and soul into whatever you bake. That student deserves an A+ for creativity
@CreepinCreeper01
@CreepinCreeper01 5 лет назад
YOUR heart and soul, not your grandma's.
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 лет назад
She definitely thinks outside the box! 🙄😂
@Udontkno7
@Udontkno7 5 лет назад
It adds a crispyness :)
@gmora400
@gmora400 5 лет назад
@@CreepinCreeper01 lol
@huntsman129
@huntsman129 5 лет назад
ThisisJoshO ioo
@floodsye
@floodsye 5 лет назад
That guy who ran into a store with an alligator is extremely self-aware, good on him.
@maijaz8168
@maijaz8168 4 года назад
The Georgia Police: Says the googly eyes on that statue is no laughing matter. Everybody on the set: ( Laughs hysterically )
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
6:30
@rochester212
@rochester212 5 лет назад
My favorite is the story where people elected a billionaire sociopath as their president thinking he has their interests at heart. 'Merica.
@Dannymiles1987
@Dannymiles1987 5 лет назад
WWE Hall of Fame Wrestler 😂
@aidyn881
@aidyn881 5 лет назад
normie x *insert Nicky Minaj cackling gif*
@brookhadley341
@brookhadley341 5 лет назад
That’s what illiary is but she got her millions the old fashioned way.
@nicholasseckinger974
@nicholasseckinger974 5 лет назад
normie x dumbass
@Kooya813
@Kooya813 5 лет назад
@Joel Smith wrong. go cry elswehere
@aitotem
@aitotem 5 лет назад
Getting a pack of googly eyes right now
@WireMosasaur
@WireMosasaur 5 лет назад
godspeed
@suzawilo
@suzawilo 5 лет назад
Yeeees 👍
@margaritam.9118
@margaritam.9118 5 лет назад
That’s one of those things that’s harmless and hilarious at the same time lmao
@rosemarywilliams9969
@rosemarywilliams9969 5 лет назад
YAS!😳😂
@normaleighnaughty2928
@normaleighnaughty2928 5 лет назад
Same!!!
@alexstone1808
@alexstone1808 4 года назад
...GOOGLY EYES ON A STATUE ....I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.....LOL
@candynicole5874
@candynicole5874 5 лет назад
My gender reveal... Came out of the doctor's office, sat in the waiting room, got on my phone and ran my mouth. I made over 20 calls. Started all with, "It's ah girl!" It was simpler times...
@queene3oh3
@queene3oh3 4 года назад
😫😂So True, I Am Sooo Weak🤣I Only Had A Pager In Those Days😏It Was My Choice To Find A Phone To Call You Back🤷🏽‍♀️
@sin3358
@sin3358 4 года назад
I enjoy those times. They're far off better. People that do gender reveal parties just seem annoying to me
@ChubbyTeletubby
@ChubbyTeletubby 4 года назад
More power to em 😆
@dataexpunged6969
@dataexpunged6969 3 года назад
Times are much simpler now, if people don't wanna be extra. Just reveal it on the family socials!
@neutronpixie6106
@neutronpixie6106 5 лет назад
For the schoolbus segment: Well... it's the first time a child on a bus ever even had the option to wear a seatbelt.
@aarishowton8037
@aarishowton8037 5 лет назад
Neutron Pixie Most buses have seatbelts now at least here in California. School buses have been required to have them since 2004 and most travel and public buses do too.
@Maria-xw6qe
@Maria-xw6qe 4 года назад
Aaris Howton not in GA... unfortunately
@samdaartist9796
@samdaartist9796 4 года назад
@@aarishowton8037 yeah...um...not in Nebraska
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 5 лет назад
*Yeah... BUT DO THEY CONTAIN COOKIES!?*
@cakes4494
@cakes4494 5 лет назад
I'd like this but it has 69 likes and i don't want to wreck that
@TheFAndison
@TheFAndison 5 лет назад
@@cakes4494 I gave the 100th like to "keep it 100"
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 5 лет назад
Thank you for all of the likes! ♥ Cookies for all of you! (Without human ashes in them).
@sethreign8103
@sethreign8103 5 лет назад
I was 150 👍 so.. mewtwo i guess
@bluu_ice6554
@bluu_ice6554 5 лет назад
@@TheFAndison #DopelyricsLLC
@saulcontrerasOfficial
@saulcontrerasOfficial 4 года назад
The age limit for trick or treating law is stupid.
@owenreaney6864
@owenreaney6864 4 года назад
I agree. I’m still doing it at 41 and everyone still gives me candy.
@PebblesandTai
@PebblesandTai 4 года назад
You’re killing it Trevor and making us so proud 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦💃🏽💕🎉
@janlynnsimpson4300
@janlynnsimpson4300 5 лет назад
My daughter at 13 saved a bus full of kids by stopping the bus after her bus driver Mr Glenn had a heart attack. I taught her to stop a car. Just by driving n her taking things in.
@lol_bye101
@lol_bye101 5 лет назад
Jan Simpson 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@charlesmasclef1309
@charlesmasclef1309 5 лет назад
Man that young lady is a hero congrats ! But for real I don't understand why bus crashes are only in US. We don't hear that type of crazy srories outside america.
@patrickjenkins9167
@patrickjenkins9167 5 лет назад
🗿 I hope Mr. Glenn is doing better. 🙄
@onegoodauthor
@onegoodauthor 4 года назад
Why does this feel like a gone series by michael grant thing?
@lynn8022
@lynn8022 4 года назад
@@charlesmasclef1309 traveling by bus is the unsafest way there is. And that's worldwide. Just search for " bus accident europe" you'll find A LOT
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 лет назад
"SLAVERY IS STILL LEGAL IN SOME STATES." We cannot just let that go by...😐😯
@brookhadley341
@brookhadley341 5 лет назад
Slavery is legal in every state, what do you think taxes are?
@allnargles
@allnargles 5 лет назад
Bore Ing A way for you not to live without policemen, firemen, first responders, soldiers, garbage pickers, sewer cleaners, teachers... not that you have ever used that last one...
@theresawebster1912
@theresawebster1912 4 года назад
@@allnargles I'm pretty sure you could have gotten your point across without being rude about it.
@arkmedasss3729
@arkmedasss3729 4 года назад
@Theresa Webster meh he/she deserved it
@DanYeLL2003
@DanYeLL2003 4 года назад
Ummm.... jails? Just sayin 🤷‍♀️
@TearLilyd
@TearLilyd 5 лет назад
I'm sorry but those oggly eyes need to happen more often. Hilarious. That damned decorations piss me off too.
@elizawulf8180
@elizawulf8180 5 лет назад
In America you can get arrested for putting googly eyes on a Confederate statue, but many cases of endangerment and homicide get a slap on the wrist.
@jkim7571
@jkim7571 4 года назад
Ahahahha i loved that
@cats1970
@cats1970 4 года назад
Defacing a statue obviously is illegal, but I wonder where the line is. Graffiti takes effort to remove so makes sense. A flower crown never “defaces” the statue so should it count? Do goggly eyes actually deface? Hilarious regardless.
@samitashafqat7774
@samitashafqat7774 4 года назад
Okay but someone do mount Rushmoreeeeee
@JadedKate
@JadedKate 4 года назад
@@samitashafqat7774 you should watch that video where mount rushmore's lincoln keeps saying muchachoooo over and over 🤣
@alfienykabutler5919
@alfienykabutler5919 5 лет назад
"Where there's a lake there's a gator. She gone."
@desmofan1864
@desmofan1864 5 лет назад
ABCDE? By the Eight this country needs to make people pass a test before they can have kids...
@LilSirAxolotl
@LilSirAxolotl 5 лет назад
You are definitely correct that she's an unfit (and probably single) mom... If she's really THAT stupid she's an unfit mom by default of course... But I highly doubt it... In fact she was probably well aware of the consequences... But she's the kind of person who NEEDS drama in her life... So she can turn around and go "How dare you?!?" and get her thrill... At the cost of her daughter's well-being... While saying to her daughter "Don't listen to those mean people... Mommy loves you"... That's just pure evil!
@Hellswarmglow
@Hellswarmglow 5 лет назад
They can't, the Mormon mothers are probably only 12 and think it's hilarious
@wombus7333
@wombus7333 5 лет назад
By the 9!!!!!!
@k.nicoledavis8537
@k.nicoledavis8537 5 лет назад
@Rosanna Danna nope! She's gonna start a Go Fund Me page and change it as soon as she's legally able!
@stephaniebonilla9975
@stephaniebonilla9975 5 лет назад
With the crippling birth rate and constant urge to control population, it might not be too far off. Cheers.
@Vampgurl202
@Vampgurl202 5 лет назад
The Florida Man segment is the best thing I've seen in a while lolz
@subtleusername5475
@subtleusername5475 5 лет назад
"karate kicking those birds" was maybe the most surprising
@A_A_K_123
@A_A_K_123 5 лет назад
Agreed. Desi really nailed it.
@brianj92505
@brianj92505 5 лет назад
was it Carrie Mathison from Homeland?
@nancyingrace
@nancyingrace 5 лет назад
ABCDE??? 😂😂😂😂😂 how strong was that epidural?? 😂😂😂😂🙆🏽‍♀️
@zaysimone152
@zaysimone152 4 года назад
Lmbo 😂
@Healing_Since_2019
@Healing_Since_2019 4 года назад
LMAO....... really strong.🤣🤣🤣
@marisaneto929
@marisaneto929 4 года назад
Tell me about it 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@livyrl
@livyrl 4 года назад
LMAO
@loditx7706
@loditx7706 3 года назад
Maybe injected into brain stem.
@handlemybiz
@handlemybiz 4 года назад
I agree with Holland tunnel guy. Who the F sees an A and puts a tree on a N? That fool is the problem.
@rdammara
@rdammara 4 года назад
I see you're not a FAN of this idea
@HoangTran-wu6se
@HoangTran-wu6se 4 года назад
handlemybiz r/youhadonejob
@iJustNguyenSon
@iJustNguyenSon 5 лет назад
Original title was This is America but Gambino has that copyrighted until 3005
@christianvargas5270
@christianvargas5270 5 лет назад
I see what you did there ;)
@thanduxolozwane190
@thanduxolozwane190 5 лет назад
Niiiiice
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 5 лет назад
I get it, it's a joke...but what about NBC's "This is Us"?
@phembarl
@phembarl 5 лет назад
Er...actually, I think it was a word play on the TV series "This is Us"
@waleskatorres-toro
@waleskatorres-toro 5 лет назад
Actually, the title is accurate... America it's a continent which is much more than US that is a country.
@emmbeesea
@emmbeesea 5 лет назад
I love the 20 minute compilations from the Daily Show; it brings common themes together.
@phatmantv
@phatmantv 5 лет назад
Everyone is on vacation but Stephen & US!?
@SquirrelHill
@SquirrelHill 5 лет назад
There's a new book called Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants to Stop Cows from Farting.
@hanhtranvan2446
@hanhtranvan2446 5 лет назад
P
@bluu_ice6554
@bluu_ice6554 5 лет назад
@@phatmantv #MsFigi
@Hydrougar
@Hydrougar 5 лет назад
Yeah! These compilations are awesome!
@Alvarez9246
@Alvarez9246 5 лет назад
Florida man, “Tired of walking steals forklift” 😂😂😂
@islandgirl9479
@islandgirl9479 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
@supergirlprime4653
@supergirlprime4653 5 лет назад
“Yeah I got 6 months in jail when I was 13” “Did you steal from a store?” “No” “Did you steal from someone?” “Kind of” “What do you mean kind of?” “I went Trick-or-Treating” “Got what you deserved” “I know”
@MightyMuffins
@MightyMuffins 5 лет назад
Daily Show is on break this week before anyone asks why these old videos are going up.
@savmax09
@savmax09 5 лет назад
Thx was wondering
@LeighWinterrs
@LeighWinterrs 5 лет назад
Thanks I was curious
@leydivasquez1862
@leydivasquez1862 5 лет назад
My high ass really thought I had predicted the future...
@Keriks
@Keriks 5 лет назад
U mean Trevor is on vacation, right?
@MightyMuffins
@MightyMuffins 5 лет назад
@@Keriks hehe one would assume so.
@billydiaz2049
@billydiaz2049 5 лет назад
I liked the Alligator- Man, came off really down to earth.
@nysitay7396
@nysitay7396 5 лет назад
😂 she gone
@georgiegirl110
@georgiegirl110 5 лет назад
Hands down, Trevor Noah is the BEST comedian of this generation: talent, controversial, real, sensitive, classic host, and (cute dimples) hilarious. Thanks
@Jay-mt6nu
@Jay-mt6nu 4 года назад
The Florida part got me real bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@justbecause6472
@justbecause6472 5 лет назад
Not all your kids are going to Harvard 😂😂😂
@annmal5289
@annmal5289 5 лет назад
I actually understand the tunnel guy.
@ulti8106
@ulti8106 5 лет назад
I have to agree with the guy haha
@thelmankenda-bikoumou4474
@thelmankenda-bikoumou4474 4 года назад
Me too
@benderbender-ij7ld
@benderbender-ij7ld 5 лет назад
Grandmother ash cookies... * eyes urn on mantle * *Intriguing...*
@ThenameisNiels
@ThenameisNiels 4 года назад
Its illegal to trick or treat above the age of 12, because it's the land of the free
@barneya1965
@barneya1965 5 лет назад
When the kid's name is ABCDE but you just KNOW her mom's name is Karen.
@aitotem
@aitotem 5 лет назад
Is her middle name FGHIJ ( Pronounced f-guhij)?
@TracyAllen
@TracyAllen 5 лет назад
Actually it was “Tracy”… I laughed when I heard the moms name and yet she named her child ABCDE SMH LOL
@korenn9381
@korenn9381 5 лет назад
@@TracyAllen "and yet she named her child ABCDE SMH LOL" Sounds about right for the child's middle names.
@subtleusername5475
@subtleusername5475 5 лет назад
"She's named after her grandmother, Abcde L'mao Redford. She's beautiful, isn't she?"
@Sigart
@Sigart 5 лет назад
Mothers with exceedingly common names do tend to choose uncommon names for their children. Some parents just haven't got the memo that IT HAS TO BE A LEGIT NAME, DUDE!
@johan.ohgren
@johan.ohgren 5 лет назад
"There was too much alcohol involved that night" He says while drinking beer. #Lessonnotlearned
@fisharepeopletoo9653
@fisharepeopletoo9653 5 лет назад
No you drink less alcohol than too much and youre fine #helearnedwheretodrawtheline
@HaitisFirstLady
@HaitisFirstLady 5 лет назад
"Florida Man"... I'M DYINNGGG LMAO
@MagnetoJones
@MagnetoJones 5 лет назад
It’s not just Colorado. Here’s the text of the 13th amendment to the U.S. Constitution: “Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, EXCEPT AS A PUNISHMENT FOR CRIME WHEREOF THE PARTY SHALL HAVE BEEN DULY CONVICTED, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.”
@bettym.3996
@bettym.3996 4 года назад
Hmmmmm...with private prisons determination of ‘“crime” will become subjective.
@jaydani1996
@jaydani1996 4 года назад
Lol that's good though
@MrPagnito
@MrPagnito 5 лет назад
bruh, I came to this country at 12 years old, made friends at 14, I only got to trick or treat by 14 or 15. Dfuk kinda law is that.
@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 5 лет назад
I live in Virginia never heard of this...but then again most of us stopped doing it before we got to 12 anyway.
@jacobhinton6178
@jacobhinton6178 5 лет назад
Dr3amLooper Its there for a reason, just a dumb one. New age teens are considered scary by most 30-50 year olds with all their pranks, gothiness, access to drones and bb guns, sarcastic and smartassy nature. Plus some of them bully and steal from the younger trick or treaters, so theres that. Its just become a pain for older people. Not like hallowen is a good holiday nowadays, with poisened candy, pedophiles, and razors. 12 y/o and younger should never have been walking around alone, at night, taking candy from and talking to strangers in the first place. Who thought that was a good idea?
@LilSirAxolotl
@LilSirAxolotl 5 лет назад
Citizen: "We have too many stupid laws" Lawmaker: "Hold my beer!"
@cecedoll88
@cecedoll88 5 лет назад
I’m the 30 yr old drunk aunt that takes her nieces and nephews trick or treating. Why do these ppl have to ruin the holidays.
@Mesder13
@Mesder13 5 лет назад
I assume it's there so if a 16 or 17 year old is being a dick and using trick or treating as an excuse the cops can tell him/her to go home because it's "technically" a crime, not so cops can stop people unprovoked and arrest them for being too old. It's still a dumb law, but I guess it was a big enough problem for them to do something about
@ajwelsh3191
@ajwelsh3191 5 лет назад
Florida why do you continue to disappoint everyone.
@FeyTheBin
@FeyTheBin 5 лет назад
There's a Florida man in each and every one of us, even outside the U.S. like myself.
@chepelapodgaming4072
@chepelapodgaming4072 5 лет назад
Florida man emits to trying to barbaque child molesters is that disapointing?
@amphionification
@amphionification 5 лет назад
Mainly because assholes from all over the country move here.
@kakashiMEK
@kakashiMEK 5 лет назад
the sunshine act makes them better than others.
@mainmast8955
@mainmast8955 5 лет назад
b/cuz 26 million of you moved here and ruined it.
@ProjectIceman
@ProjectIceman 5 лет назад
"There's a little Florida Man in all of us." Facts XDDD
@rockarollerify
@rockarollerify 5 лет назад
"Doing the wrong thing in the right way". - That actually makes sense.
@jaybee2051
@jaybee2051 5 лет назад
So nunchucks have been "grandfathered" in and unconstitutional to outlaw.~meanwhile.... 13yrs olds can go to jail for trick or treating on Halloween. 🎃
@garyisgaming1224
@garyisgaming1224 5 лет назад
So crazy
@xaenon
@xaenon 5 лет назад
jamarla bellinger That's scary. That is EXACTLY the thought that went through my head.
@NellyHartnell
@NellyHartnell 5 лет назад
Wait... moral support alligator?! Coming from Florida: I APPROVE!
@Dream0Asylum
@Dream0Asylum 5 лет назад
I'd feel safer if my companion was a literal cold-blooded predator . . . you know, until I went to sleep.
@Rainy-In-The-Desert
@Rainy-In-The-Desert 5 лет назад
I want to go to Florida to cuddle the alligator but that would mean I'd have to go to Florida 😣 Florida people cray cray
@NellyHartnell
@NellyHartnell 5 лет назад
@@Rainy-In-The-Desert We are. Just air drop yourself into Disney World and leave by helicopter. At least that way you won't need to interact with the rest of Florida.
@sandy2nuff
@sandy2nuff 5 лет назад
N. A. Hartnell 😂
@Rainy-In-The-Desert
@Rainy-In-The-Desert 5 лет назад
@@NellyHartnell I'm just kidding 😊 I enjoyed Florida while I was there for a week, really nice people ♥️♥️
@TadashiYasahiro
@TadashiYasahiro 5 лет назад
That whole nunchucks bit got me rolling!!! 😂😂🤣
@erinthesystem9608
@erinthesystem9608 5 лет назад
Trevor hit the nail on the head with his "googly eye" insight! Personally, I was feeling very Inspired by that story!! 🤗 (Still, I will find different homes for my various googly eyes.)
@kelly2fly
@kelly2fly 5 лет назад
That's one expensive baby........gender reveal. That has to be the oldest cookie ever baked.
@AnaDiaz-wz4cf
@AnaDiaz-wz4cf 5 лет назад
Literal grandma cookies!!
@latronqui
@latronqui 5 лет назад
Ok but what was the gender?
@kelly2fly
@kelly2fly 5 лет назад
latronqui blue smoke so it's a boy.
@asmrcity3147
@asmrcity3147 5 лет назад
latronqui the family blew up so we’ll never know
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 5 лет назад
😂 roflmao lol
@convergentcarpet8754
@convergentcarpet8754 5 лет назад
📁 RU-vid Videos └📁 Trevor Noah └📁 Bad Videos └⚠️ this folder is empty
@010dx010
@010dx010 5 лет назад
convergent carpet the Serena Williams video
@asherael
@asherael 5 лет назад
he's wrong about Southwest tho
@gutterbois
@gutterbois 5 лет назад
Be original buddy
@asherael
@asherael 5 лет назад
@Meijer Nelly ... wha-....why?
@TheQuagmireful1
@TheQuagmireful1 5 лет назад
His bit on Covington wanting to punch a 16 year old and you defend him for this?
@mamakorbelle9190
@mamakorbelle9190 4 года назад
2:32 Grandma: "hi boy what are you doing?' Kid: *hello grandmother* 😋😋 Lmao 😂🤣
@katewho1111
@katewho1111 5 лет назад
I really enjoy these montage videos! Thank you Trevor Noah & The Daily Show!
@94lovinlife
@94lovinlife 5 лет назад
...."'why' is florida man?" sign got me hahaha
@genedoll3054
@genedoll3054 5 лет назад
Oh Florida man😂😅………I’m embarrassed
@dasstigma
@dasstigma 5 лет назад
You just got a like for your name.
@konjojara
@konjojara 5 лет назад
“Yo, white people are having a good time in America.” 😂🌚 5:23
@otakon17
@otakon17 4 года назад
9:49 I'm WITH this guy, remake the tree to fit that A and it'll be perfect.
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
As said by Childish Gambino: "This is America."
@powertwain
@powertwain 5 лет назад
Wow dude, I love your screen name and avatar. KONOSUBA!!! 😆👍
@luthervaughn1
@luthervaughn1 5 лет назад
I know RIIIGHT!!!??? Just like ALL hollywood singers or actors say.... SOOO TRUE! OMG. You know, like...OMG. You have nazi globalist award you radio & airtime because you follow suit...and like...OMG These people are SOOO smart & amazing! Like Childish Gambino!! Hooooray!
@TouchofShunshine
@TouchofShunshine 5 лет назад
Let us start a petition that forbids, The Daily Show With Trevor Noah, Late Night With Stephen Colbert, and Late Night Night With Seth to go on vacation at the same time. We need our fix and it's unfair for them all to not work at the same time.
5 лет назад
Maybe, they are together?
@gmora400
@gmora400 5 лет назад
I second that motion!! Everybody else say Ay!!
@kellyharvey5703
@kellyharvey5703 5 лет назад
Stephen is back this week but I agree that only one of the 3 can go on vacation. We need at least 2 of the 3 on air to maintain our sanity.
@brookhadley341
@brookhadley341 5 лет назад
If you need your fix you better go get some more crack
@brookhadley341
@brookhadley341 5 лет назад
alguien alguien No doubt, having sword fights.
@animoetprudentia2865
@animoetprudentia2865 5 лет назад
Comedic genius delivered brilliantly. I doff my hat to y'all in a gesture of both respect and gratitude.
@miguelmarques957
@miguelmarques957 5 лет назад
you are awsome Trevor.. im watching from a really small city called Macau in south of china..keep up the good work
@nysitay7396
@nysitay7396 5 лет назад
OCD jersey guy I understand balance symmetry
@genedoll3054
@genedoll3054 5 лет назад
Favorite comedian/tv host !! Love ya bro
@antisocial.socialist
@antisocial.socialist 3 года назад
Imagine being the kid who can say that they caused a massive wildfire before they were even born
@K1893
@K1893 5 лет назад
My favorite history is the Florida man.
@theotherside931
@theotherside931 5 лет назад
*Abcde as a name is a classic way to get joked with for life.*
@vertsang5424
@vertsang5424 5 лет назад
that girl will have to change her name. period. or get people to call her AB you can change your name for your second one easily
@theotherside931
@theotherside931 5 лет назад
@@vertsang5424 *Hopefully she does. The parents weren't thinking right when they gave her that name.*
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 лет назад
Child abuse. Setting the girl up for ridicule, just irresponsible.
@korenn9381
@korenn9381 5 лет назад
@@miapdx503 in europe that name wouldn't be accepted when the mom tried to register it. "Try again" would be the reply.
@jemz1zn631
@jemz1zn631 5 лет назад
@@vertsang5424 that will b pronounced Abby
@rachellepeterson6225
@rachellepeterson6225 5 лет назад
OMG Trevor...that Alligator story killing me with laughter.
@twstf8905
@twstf8905 4 года назад
Ahhh! The "SUNSHINE law"!! That explains the Florida man lol perfectly! 👍
@latoyamatson6197
@latoyamatson6197 4 года назад
Lmao I needed a break from depressing news. So I came to Trevor. I always come back around to this channel. WE LOVE YOU TREVOR!!!!!
@skbwolverine
@skbwolverine 5 лет назад
We love you, Trevor! 👍
@andrewgonzalez6208
@andrewgonzalez6208 5 лет назад
“Nunchucks are back baby!” Lol. I love Trevor Noah so much. Wow.
@sya286
@sya286 4 года назад
I trick or treated in college. I was hungry and that could feed me for like two weeks.
@d.w.3522
@d.w.3522 5 лет назад
Anybody ever told Trevor he is also crazy 😂😂 (i mean the good crazy )
@josynaemikohler6572
@josynaemikohler6572 5 лет назад
So how does it work in Florida? Is the press randomly searching police documents, until they find the most ridiculous crimes, and write about them?
@DanYeLL2003
@DanYeLL2003 4 года назад
Yes, absolutely.... I live here and rarely do they have important events on.
@daviddoughton5938
@daviddoughton5938 5 лет назад
Tell Canada to stop laughing at us.
@vegasbrit9440
@vegasbrit9440 5 лет назад
.......and the rest of the world! But as long as these ridiculous escapades continue, I have more chance of finding a Unicorn. 😐🦄
@ep8246
@ep8246 5 лет назад
Well Canada is currently apprehending and threatening with military action natives for their untouched land to build a oil rig. Those two faces do not get to talk
@dasstigma
@dasstigma 5 лет назад
Well, if you want people to stop laughing, stop doing stupid shit....
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 лет назад
Our leadership is a joke! We laugh to keep from crying...😂😂😭😭
5 лет назад
Europe too :)
@tsianinavibranietsova4087
@tsianinavibranietsova4087 5 лет назад
"This nerd knew a lot about Florida"...😀😂😀
@_kellyfurman
@_kellyfurman 3 года назад
i was watching the start and at first i thought it was a 2020 thing... this country needs to start cutting cakes and popping balloons.
@Fragniac
@Fragniac 5 лет назад
As for the second segment I live in Virginia and this stories 100% true and ridiculous!
@bluewinterstorm
@bluewinterstorm 5 лет назад
Man, I'm sorry 😯 what douchbags. In my book, the only trick or treating requirements are a costume and a bag.
@yabojabo8578
@yabojabo8578 5 лет назад
You have to remember, this is the same state that says, "Virginia is for Lovers" yet, sodomy is illegal. I think it's gross, but that's the way some lovers roll.
@yabojabo8578
@yabojabo8578 5 лет назад
Mea Culpa yall are right. The supreme court overturned all remaining sodomy laws in 2003. But it was still funny while it lasted.
@gmun2248
@gmun2248 5 лет назад
Statues... In Glasgow (Scotland), there is a prominent, large statue of the Duke of Wellington on a horse, on top of a large stone block/ mount that *always* has a neon orange traffic cone on his head. It's hilarious. It's right in the City Centre and I remember growing up, always looking for the cone was there, any time I was in town. It always just made everyone smile - it's in one of the oldest parts of the city, with stunning old architecture all around it, & this ancient, regal-looking, military prime minister perched way up high (like no way you could climb it alone high), looking down on everyone & out across to the City Chambers & George Square, with the Gallery of Modern Art behind him... and a traffic cone on his head. It's like 'everything Glasgow' in a glance. The police were constantly taking it down, for years, then they decided to make it higher - too high to climb. Glasgow petitioned against it, and now the Duke has a permanent traffic cone hat. National treasure. Googly eyes could catch on. 😁😄😁
@sethreign8103
@sethreign8103 5 лет назад
@@2967_ that's my plan
@margaritam.9118
@margaritam.9118 5 лет назад
Omg that makes me love humanity actually. This is legendary
@TheLnGirl
@TheLnGirl 5 лет назад
In Zagreb, Croatia we have a railway bridge that someone back in the day (probably 80s) wrote a Hendrix graffiti. Since then the bridge has been painted and repainted but someone always writes the Hendrix graffiti. Most ppl don't know the real name of the bridge. If you ask people in Zagreb where the //insert real name// bridge is no one will know what you are talking about (myself included). If you ask where the Hendrix bridge is, everyone will know. The unofficial name even made it to songs and contemporary novels. It is now The Hendrix bridge.
@laloeastside9669
@laloeastside9669 5 лет назад
At work, in a quiet cubicle, then seeing the googly eye statue, laughing so freaking loud and damn near crying. So freaking hilarious.
@laurawofford-brown4351
@laurawofford-brown4351 4 года назад
Oh the googly eyes priceless. Laughed hard. Thanks Trev.
@WingZX1103
@WingZX1103 5 лет назад
Gun beats nunchucks every time. Harrison Ford and logic taught us that
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 5 лет назад
Not every time. Bruce Lee and sword wielding samurai taught us that Lolz.
@kiritugeorge4684
@kiritugeorge4684 5 лет назад
Every country has its weirdness but American weirdness...😂😂😂. Im feeling so patriotic here in Kenya. #254
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 лет назад
I think in 2019 we get the booby prize. Our prez is Don the Con, the wall is to keep us in...😭😭😭 Send help!!!
@mho...
@mho... 4 года назад
just a shame that the kenyan princes always trow away their money to foreigners
@someinternetbox168
@someinternetbox168 4 года назад
“Iowa man shot by dog” they are rebelling
@eddieohearn17
@eddieohearn17 5 лет назад
Some of those kids likely drive better than their parents.
@jaybee2051
@jaybee2051 5 лет назад
(Gender reveal)- What happened to cupcakes with pink or blue filling? 😕
@nomisunrider6472
@nomisunrider6472 5 лет назад
According to some news, some people think it's too "feminine" because cooking or something and guys wanted something that felt more manly. Hence all these explosion or gun fueled ones. I have no idea whether that's accurate or not, but it does sound like something certain straight guys would do.
@rephan5824
@rephan5824 5 лет назад
Too lame ap'parent'ly... violence is more exciting. 'Only in America ...' gender revealing turn into bombs SMH
@justbecause6472
@justbecause6472 5 лет назад
I know right. Cookies/muffins and balloons? I’ve seen fireworks gender reveals. It was done by professionals so that’s an “exception”... it’s crazy
@bluewinterstorm
@bluewinterstorm 5 лет назад
@@nomisunrider6472 geez, why dont they just bake something manly then, like a triple-fudge rum cake? 😑
@mikehawke7326
@mikehawke7326 5 лет назад
Nomi Sunrider "straight" guys? Are you saying gay dudes would never pull something like this?
@pwetty4r4
@pwetty4r4 5 лет назад
omg that 'Florida man" thing is so true
@teachoc9482
@teachoc9482 4 года назад
It is so sad that they don't want to let teenagers do Halloween. It is important and it is really inspiring to allow teenagers to still have imaginations and have innocent fun. Otherwise, we make them feel like they have to grow up too fast.
@369codboy
@369codboy 4 года назад
For the guy on the Christmas decoration. "He had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
@vivsandy22
@vivsandy22 5 лет назад
Okay, I gotta say something smart and clever, while complementing THE DAILY SHOW for its amazing content!!! And research materials, the incredibly talented reporters, the video editing work, the writers, the camera crew, the makeup crew, and all the people behind the scenes that help to make the daily show, THE DAILY SHOW. Thanks for all the hard work.
@wvg.
@wvg. 5 лет назад
Very smart and clever comment Vivian!
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 лет назад
I second that compliment!
@kerkroberts8875
@kerkroberts8875 5 лет назад
I live in Florida... Beware...Florida Man is real, and he’s coming to your neighborhood.
@Cabrera1027
@Cabrera1027 5 лет назад
Nun-nuh nuh nun-nun It's Florida Man!
@kathypham2432
@kathypham2432 5 лет назад
Props for CC for the hard of hearing community!!
@VincentLowe
@VincentLowe 5 лет назад
You’re the best Trevor!
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