This is the most gruesome and G-d-awful abomination I've ever seem in my life. It's wrong on so many fuckin' levels that I can't even comprehend the tens of thousands, if not, hundreds of thousands of calories dripping off this canvas of horrors! I'll take two to go.
Oh my god I had a lady who ordered the exact same thing at my store. Medium traditional crust, no sauce, no cheese, as thin a crust as you can make and still have no holes, cut into 4 slices. Extra spinach on top because she actually wanted it to burn up and get crispy. It was a bitch delivering that shit to her and keeping some of it together. Never tipped ordered twice a week. She also called my boss because I told her it would burn in the oven. But I whole heartedly agree on this gross "pizza". From the extra side tray instead of cooking the pepperoni UNDER the cheese like a person with sense would do, to pouring that disgusting pepperoni grease on top. Just nasty dude. If that was bacon grease id say yeah but pepperoni grease is just salt and salt flavored grease.
There is a single word north americans should really learn: enough. Each of those ingredients is surely very nice and tasty, but that does not mean, that you can put it in any amount you like on things that do not fit it.
he takes one bite for the camera then drops it and washes his hands with a finger bowl his assistant holds for him and then he just leaves. seen him twice now do it
"excuse me, waiter" "Yes sir?" "It appears to be that there are bread found in my pepperonies" "My mistakes sir, we shall replace your meal with the finest one our chef can make"
Absolutely no one: “Yea, so I’m looking for a pizza that will make me shit the consistency of house paint” Tony Boloney’s, for some fn reason: “Say less, fam”
I'll be honest, I'd rather prefer 0% Pepperoni if they're going to do that. I prefer a fluffy pizza with a little more sauce and the same as the cheese.
