This Is Why I'm Not Allowed To Decorate 

Ryan Mickelwait bruh

@@PeterSripol I'll go back and watch it.

@@PeterSripol both excellent vids and such a holiday treat :)

See I did the opposite

Ryan Mickelwait same

Coincidente? *I THINK NOT*

Looks like we have future tellers...

666 likes... Please no one else like the comment

It is like a voodoo doll, but a house

Anomalocaria Isn’t it ironic how he does all these projects don’t make his house catch on fire but California’s wind and dryness creates the fire

Nice

No cos it will be abt cleaning up after will

Every video: «how to take care of a 30 year old toddler»

Update: Since this video, Caretaker has started a youtube channel. It's linked in the description. Go check it out!

Noah Hastings everyone was a former 5th grader

@@dzorua151 well, that's kinda the joke

@@dzorua151 Woooosh

Dzorua not everyone

I bet that at least one third grader is going to come along and say not everyone, I'm in third grade

Boneless Sauce, seems like everyone who gets on the news

@@saintjammy seems like it

Second hand smoke taken to a new level Or second hand vape I guess

He removed the vape liquid when he added vegetable glycerin. He is fine (I think)

@@corb805 vegetable glycerin is vape liquid...

@@DrSmileyFace18 he said that it is used as an artificial sweetener.

@@corb805 but it's also the main ingredient of vape liquid along with propylene glycol

1k with 1 comment

2+ comments stupid

hippie.wannabe they’re together romantically?

McKayla Brooks. If you check the gofundme that was made after their house burned down it says they are married.

@@ghornisbae1653 I guess she just doesn't have a choice. /s

@@cynicap8584 She looked at Michael and realised she has it way better.

@@Chuito12PR There is a saying that goes: "opposites attract".

Daniel Gliebe yo that is a nice display! Congrats on getting the laser cutter up and running as well.

That’s awesome dude! One of my friends are obsessed with the vintage Lixie displays rn so when I saw it I got so excited! It looks super cool, kudos!

just want to say that it is really nicely done and looks really pretty! good job

Nice👌

That's an excellent lixie display! 👍

Have you ever had a chance to use this?

Exactly what I was thinking

Eli's gonna drive off a bridge in a remote control shopping cart

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

Emminem intensifies

@Miguel Ángel that comment made me chuckle

Queequeg i was about to click away from the video, but then i saw this comment and now i have to keep watching

wupsje1 this was my exact experience

HAHA now I know where you live

lol

Bobbyy!!!

@@williamosman Is that a threat ?

Bobby Duke Arts AYYYYYYY You are cool and I like your vid’s I usually wouldn’t like the kind of videos you make Because I would get bored quick but because you joke around a lot I like watching the whole thing

Pluto 😂

Are you pluto the planet

@@kingcallaghan1011 pluto aint a planet anymore 😔

@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx oops

Daniel Czeczot hey! that’s *my* line!

hes probably laughing through the pain and is very upset and stressed about it

@@duskpede5146 Most of the time it is the easier way to deal with things

@@elvis_mello yeah, many people get actually angry, if someone can laugh at and joke about their own misery. everyone deals with pain in a different way, and what are you supposed to do? like not joking about it would change anything ^^

Chris aka Schulbus couldn’t have said it better

Forshadowing

I like when he put it in his hair after

Fr tho

Lovely pussy sticks

You haven’t seen very many people vape, huh?

Probably didn’t have nicotine. Vapes don’t make you cough for shit. They’re for pussies that wanna look cool

I love your profile pic bro

@@mikelmikel1834 yes

@@0derguy466 schizophrenia

I completely agree man

I don't really get the joke. Why is she called caretaker

@@Some-zh1we Honestly, I've been watching for a year and haven't gotten a conclusive answer as to whether he legitimately needs a caretaker, or if she's like his girlfriend or something.

@@CJBurkey She's wearing what looks like at least an engagement ring, so they're likely engaged or I don't see her band and for some reason he doesn't wear a ring. Caretaker, because she's always a little.. ambivalent to vehemently irritated, and sorta considered the "only adult around".

CJ Burkey they are Married

Did that teacher ever teach you how to make things?

@@FireheadLazzo op is referring to chelsea

@@senza4591 teachers dont teach you how to burn down your home

Yeah as someone who's going to engineering school themselves, I can confirm that this is true. You don't learn how to make things. And as someone who loves to work and make things, this is really horrible for me because I'm REALLY not a theory person. School/University sucks.

But it's true. School only gives you the tools (math, reading, writing). The drive to actually make stuff you have to find all by yourself ...

@@Gabriel-ej9ed gloria doesnt do on site reporting

@@Gabriel-ej9ed She's an Anchor, not a reporter

Gabriel the Angel is an angry elf

Need to post this on pewds reddit so he can see in in a lwaiy and get Gary Gary Gary to report

Yeah, i saw the video, why do anyone need your quotation

@Kacper 89 very smooth channel advertising

@Kacper Box atleast you post more than most youtubers

Nice to see another truth-seeker here

Feels great to know where I live is nonexistent (I actually live in Wyoming)

@@a1yk_ no you don't, it's impossible. We all know the land of wyoming is a place of make believe

@@The_Bizzler I was on I-25 and saw a sign that read "WYOMING." I was immediately thrown into nothingness and am now happier than ever to be alive.

An old indian word that means "no state here"

Yes

Yes

Yes

is she his gf, wife, or literally his care taker

wife

I wonder if you can vape vegetable oil

@@RogueRen H- have you tried that?

@Iida Isotalus no one likes her

Mary Ham

@Iida Isotalus NO ONE LIKES HER!

@@santeuy Mary ham

Poppy Gloria?

If you have patience and your cat has an outgoing personality then it's not actually that hard to teach them. Also helps if your cat likes treats because it's important to reward them a bunch as they're getting used to the harness and leash.

*Mobile cat prison

@@kaleidostar88 it would also be helpful if my cat wasn't 11 years old

This!

All answers are non-sign-language hand gestures, and somehow completely informative despite the drawbacks of that style of communication.

First question. What is your favourite inanimate object to pet?

👍

You have a costume for him now!

god is dead and we have killed him

@@austinwallick8744 -Harambe

@@austinwallick8744 you can't have this poster

At what point does William just turn into an accidental arsonist

_ Drake Yes, but he waited so long to open them they all died

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 WOW THATS ALOT OF dead BEES

just keep watching -_-

Yes those knitted bees, he ddi but it was in a video before this. i cant remember which video exactly.

Ikr

I expected that he: burned his gingerbread house down, burned a birdhouse down or anything similar.

Y e s .

kill will

@Kacper 89 another point for Kacper with the smooth advertising, but not as smooth as last time

w i l l i a m t h e s p e c i a l

He’s the Special, just like in the LEGO Movie!

Cuz Micheal only has like 3 videos

Same

you like beastiality too?

@@albingrahn5576 jesus christ

And that backpack to am I right!!!!!!

Because they were robbed

Thats probably a bad idea. I dont think she likes him

William invents a teleporter like in The Fly and combines Chelsea and Michael

It sounded like they thought they were on the roof to commit death

Oooo you liked your own comment

I didn't know you watch him

AHHHHH

Dank Memes he watches everybody.

WHO ARE YOU

Coulda killed him too

Your watching tv and you hear a knock on your door. Worried you check out the window. There he is. Conqueror of Planets, Harbringer of Doom and Warlord of Interplanetary Destruction. Terrified, you pick up the baseball bat lying next to the door. You hear a unholy jingle, and some knocks on the door. Suddenly, with demonic precision, the door blasts open. There you witness a terrifying sight. LeBron James with his red sweater, pulls out a Sprite*TM* Cranberry from behind himself and says the evil incantation: "Wanna Sprite Cranberry?"

I don't think it works that way... Instead you could have it activated through voice activation or something.

That makes it better

The fuel cartridge is in a sealed metal tube, nothing will happen

@@tesseract342 what fuel?

@@redfreckle2044 vape liquid*

@@inflinirator its doesnt burn, ive yested it. It just melts

She's his wife, but there's a running gag that she's his caretaker assigned to him by the government because he's an immature manchild and not a functioning adult.

She’s all of the three

Noah Kosack svu title *DUN DUN*

@@Orillion123456 one day I hope to find a caretaker who will love me for the weird guy i am (ill never be as weird and fun as william tho :( )

@@wishi-won659 SWEET HOME ALABAMA