This Man is Risking his Life for a Fake Speedrun [4 Beer 2 Cigarette Documentary] pukeless% attempt

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I fell off…
My 1:41 video got took down for community guidelines.
This attempt is obviously a fail but I'm still here and I'm determined to bag the WR pukeless% . see me in part 5.
Obviously this is a stunt . DO NOT REPEAT THIS YOURSELF because it is extremely harmful for your body and basically guarantees cancer along with other things.
Quick shoutout to my boy Federal Judge :David-Wynn: Miller and PART 5 COMING SOON where I will smash the Mario coins out of this WR . I’m hoping for a sub 1:20 . Wish me luck boys we gonna make it !
Big respect and credit where credits due to StankyKong911, and Dornia Smegmagician who is the current WR holder. I don’t know these guys I just saw it on RU-vid and wanted to give it a go . If anyone wants to give me the lore or rules educate me in the comments. :)
Rules:
No drinks under 5.5%abv
Must include disclaimer
NO WATER or any other drinks
Must inhale , no puff% scamming
Each drink must be minimum 350ml
No shotgunning (vortex is allowed for bottles)
Can’t be slimline/lite smokes
No use of any aids (siphon etc.) only bottles, cans, or glasses
No decarbonisation of any kind
Containers must be opened during video
(I’m minorly breaking this rule I guess but I had to improvise we can’t pull pints in small time)
Throwing up is allowed as long as it isn’t self induced.
(I think personally this rule is dumb and vomiting is definitely a DQ)
Minor spilling is allowed
#worldrecord
#wr
#speedrun
#egoncholakian
#4b2c

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@owenmckee4053 День назад

Absolutely terrible RNG with that NPC pedestrian, well executed dialog skip though

@calebjohnson9740 День назад

😂😂😂 that “one sec there” was the verbal equivalent of spamming the A button through an unskippable cutscene 3:24

@kleinekalli День назад

also terrible prx. just kiddin. nice casio xd

@Arseholes День назад

@@calebjohnson9740 *one sec, lad

@lolbeamer День назад

that guy pisse d me off

@Letmegodowninthemud День назад

This man did not have a RU-vid page before this challenge, yet, he has attempted four of these challenges in 10 days. He was born for this.

@johndosh6832 День назад

4 in 10 days not good enough.

@robinlaszlo День назад

I think he just turned his every other day hobby into a challenge.

@chairmanofthebored День назад

He’s deleted/privated some videos

@Letmegodowninthemud День назад

@@chairmanofthebored be quiet nerd

@Aeolus_ca День назад

Lmao

@boomtech8 День назад

Dark beer modifier is a daring move

@t.estable3856 День назад

If there's less Carbonation, they'll be easier to chug.

@mydrillasanjay5397 День назад

@t.estable3856 but it fills the stomach quicker, a trade off that some men dare not take

@boosterseat9084 День назад

@@t.estable3856 It's a lot heavier though, definitely harder to chug

@willielast День назад

@@boosterseat9084 Nope. Guinness is MUCH MUCH easier to chug then beers!!

@zwartepeat3552 День назад

I don’t think the beer matters too much, the cigarettes are probably disgusting 😂

@_willyp День назад

It’s not a fake speedrun this is peak athleticism

@slicknickkcin День назад

alcohololism

@jace_bellend День назад

honestly yeah this is like the most real speedrun technically lmao

@BilobateDrip День назад

@@slicknickkcin whoosh

@TheDarkAngel3579 День назад

peak autism

@henrythehoover4363 День назад

no ads, this man is doing it for the love of the game

@fairdrin День назад

can you control ads on your videos? I have a very small channel and don't even care to make money off of it, yet my videos still get ads in them. quite annoying

@henrythehoover4363 20 часов назад

@@fairdrin i think you might be able to mark your vids as not suitable for advertisers. I know you start making money off the vids once you hit a particular size but idk if they still put ads on your vids if you're under that size

@alik5972 День назад

1:30 "I do not promote this activity" and goes on to try the coolest thing ever. I got you man, you're trying to keep all the fun to yourself

@Yarf.McBarf День назад

ngl, cancer speedrun has kind of a badass ring to it

@HarvardAlumni2022 День назад

Bro he's like 19 lol I finished doing this shit when I was 15

@load7791 День назад

@@HarvardAlumni2022 Cool bro, have fun with your stunted brain development I guess. Lol you're *soooo* badass.

@viljamtheninja День назад

@@HarvardAlumni2022 And that's why you're a Harvard alumni, not everyone is such a child genius.

@HarvardAlumni2022 День назад

@@viljamtheninja exactly

@TrialoftheMonkeys День назад

3:25 Joe hitting the frame perfect interaction skip to bypass the cutscene was extremely impressive.

@imsurfingontheearthimasurf5975 День назад

such smooth execution of the passerby neutralization glitch

@user-fd3rl9mw7v День назад

“I don’t stop when I’m tired. I stop when I’m done” - David Goggins

@dimajo3057 13 часов назад

That is such a gay thing to say, but atleast its applied to something manly this time.

@GravelordNEETo День назад

I'm gonna do this. Possibly even at home.

@joeballz25 День назад

😭😭😭

@jedwalker4543 День назад

It’s okay as long as you’re not doing it on the streets of Manchester

@APEVIS День назад

i think at the local park at 2pm on a monday is the best setting for this

@jayclassix День назад

I think behind the wheel of a car is the best setting for this challenge

@joem7692 День назад

i’m gonna do it but slow

@Gadro1994 День назад

The fact you have a girlfriend supporting you in such a pointless and self destructive exercise for nothing but the love of the banter means you have already won any record possible. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🚬🚬

@benjaminaywaz8434 День назад

This is the sign of a true speedrunner in the making. He is now starting to quit mid run because he understands that he got bad RNG and therefore doesnt have a chance at the WR. This is serious business now.

@OneSmallFavour День назад

How the hell did the algorithm get this right 20 minutes ago

@MiataManDan День назад

RU-vid knows people need to see this display of greatness

@tomasarana8450 День назад

Try this new meta next attempt. 1-light the cigs and get a good burn going. (Just like you are doing). 2- drink all 4 beers without smoking in between 3-finish smoking I think smoking in between is slowing down your drinking a lot and it's not worth the time loss. Also the cigarettes will keep burning while you drink so that's good. Something like smoke 25 secs, drink 54 seconds, smoke 20 seconds would get you to sub 1:40. You got this Joe

@Bibibosh День назад

He needs to beet 1:34

@papaspooks8531 День назад

ya this is the way to go, going from a beverage to a smoke in quick succession like that is a 100% guaranteed puke method for me. segmenting is the move.

@KIager День назад

The Kramer strat could maybe help him as well. Keep one cig in the corner of your mouth while chugging.

@tomasarana8450 День назад

@@Bibibosh oh damn he'll have to go faster then

@ChildrenOfDesire День назад

If he smokes straight up though his lungs and throat are gonna burn like a motherfucker, which is why I think he's drinking in between.

@CoffeeInMorningDetroiter День назад

He’s just finding the meta. Props for uploading.

@samuelhete2313 День назад

Mission failed - we'll get 'em next time

@drupert День назад

making it harder by doing superking%, should be a separate category.

@upbeatsarcastic8217 День назад

Be trying this at my daughter's piano recital tonight. Kids, man.

@Midnightsnack456 День назад

I feel honored to be one of the select few RU-vidrs deemed worthy to bask in his glory. Also this might be a bad sign for me lmao

@joeb094 День назад

4 stout 2 superkings should be a separate category

@JohnFergos День назад

For kings

@Matt_Rose День назад

You, my son, are a contender for sports personality of the year.

@bencu6839 20 минут назад

Cooking with Matt 4B2C for the next subscriber special?

@edomaragno День назад

Allright so a couple of things: 1) this has ALL the prerequisites for a real speedrun, Man, Only real speedrunners quit mid run when realizing the RNG was terrible, you're deifinitely improving my man 2) I love how yu're testing out different strats (or different stouts in this case), it really shows the love for the 4b2c speedrun community, you're truly being a pioneer herew in my opinion 3) man, that dialogue skip was crazy 4) keep up the good work, each upload is getting crazier and crazier, btw the 1:34 run you did is definitely valid IMO, but its great to see you're committed to the Pukeless%

@forecaster182 День назад

I don't know how I discovered this channel but I feel like I'm part of a history. When my grandkids will be watching 4B2C finals on TV I'll tell them I was there at the beginning... and they won't believe me.

@JammieDodder День назад

The stout and superking build is crazy, you need to get with the IPA meta

@scoobyjew5187 День назад

Do English folks even drink ipas

@mikeyb0121 День назад

@@scoobyjew5187IPAs were invented in England lol

@sentlove День назад

Light beer meta

@RossWasTaken День назад

@@sentlove 5.5% abv minimum im afraid

@witekki День назад

@@RossWasTaken man i am really bummed out by that rule. Most beers i drink are some 5.2-5.5 so i would really have to choose wisely. Although for me i think the pukeless would be easy as i genuinely am incapable of puking. I would be bad at chugging though, especially large amounts of beer...

@Flashv28 День назад

4B2C Strat overview: Double cig method 7 pulls (+5 from last attempt) 1 big chug (±0) 3 pulls (-4) 2 big sips (±0) - 1 min - 4 pulls (-1) 2 sips (±0) DNF, no final time

@imsurfingontheearthimasurf5975 День назад

should also note he got the bad passerby rng, surely distracted him

@dragon11741 День назад

110% riding this wave with you

@victorvankeer День назад

I am proud to be a first hand witness of this culturaly significant movement lead by this rigurous man. The best of luck. We march beside you

@pdudOG День назад

honestly the 1:34 run even with a puke is so impressive, every time i watch one of these i appreciate the difficulty more and more

@t.m.2415 День назад

I'm gonna do this at work.

@d0ubletap586 21 час назад

at the pub

@bungalo50 День назад

"Licensed teacher by example" is something I will use in the future thank you professor

@TheJabroniJoe День назад

brother, this was a damn good run, but as soon as i saw the pitch black color of this beer, i knew you were fighting an uphill battle LMAO i told you those 100s were nothing to mess with, i swear it’s like 10x harder because of them 😭😭

@joemama8354 День назад

Fully, but now I’m committed to the golden run . Gonna try a real gold ale next 🤞

@Mae_is_gae День назад

[NO SMOKING AREA] gotta respect the blatant disregard for the wetherspoons signage

@MiataManDan День назад

Fuck Wetherspoons

@doughnutfingers День назад

If you ever come to America, I'll take you on in person. I have fully consent to the cancer and liver failure warning after my 21st birthday. Let's go. America #1

@mikeyb0121 День назад

Easy to do with American piss water beer

@gamergator День назад

@@mikeyb0121 true-any of our domestic pissbiers would make it a lot easier. Local craft stuff, not so much

@himself6363 День назад

We have beer and ciggies for breakfast in Europe, but I suppose eating fried eggs with bacon in a pool of sauce is no easy feat either!

@bilgeratbozza1090 День назад

There is genuinely no chance that an American beats a Brit at this challenge. You are talking yourself up but the reality is that you'd get absolutely smoked. This isn't a game, this is culture

@doughnutfingers 11 часов назад

@@bilgeratbozza1090 Let's fucking go. I'll meet you in Seattle any day you want.

@yas2ne19 День назад

I respect that you are doing the pukeless any% category. I'm starting to believe this should be the main category even tho I can appreciate the any%

@torchup9256 День назад

Im completley invested in this mans journey hahaha the last throw up was hilarious

@smokeweed8936 День назад

Im definitely gonna do this before I pick up my kids from school by car! Thanks for the inspiration and motivation, doing gods work out here, bravo!

@urbanbasementoperator День назад

Damn, this Brit has got some real hangers on him. Good luck breaking 1:20 bro.

@sumdumbum6692 День назад

within 1 minute of this legendary occasion

@rowanwilson1828 День назад

Feel like Fallowfield spoons is definitely a more appropriate location for this speed run than New Islington…

@Cheems59 20 часов назад

Finding the optimal cigarette brand is the key here I think

@dentonw6ir0qf15 День назад

Your girlfriend is the MVP for indulging you by supporting you in achieving your hopes and dreams.

@Stalkerpanda1 День назад

You’re my hero dude. Unironically you’re my hero.

@143jcm День назад

Commendable attempt mate considering the NPC Quicktime event RNG, keep training lad

@Discostick55 День назад

pukeles% is an admirable goal but tbh I'm mostly hyped for any% fastest puke w/ puke volume multiplier

@mark6302 17 часов назад

you guys have always dominated this category

@adamg574 День назад

I can’t believe the world 4B2C champ and world record holder doesn’t have more subscribers. He’ll be a household name in no time! P.S. I complete ignored the warning and I’m trying this at home right now

@BundleofPercept День назад

I just found your channel and watched only two videos, but for me you are already a legend!

@thocc5437 23 часа назад

I'm so happy to be a part of this journey. I know it will be short lived and that it's gonna be something I'll randomly think of every couple years. I'm glad it's in my current present tho:)

@kagof2354 21 час назад

Documenting failures is still important for expanding the meta, well done lad. You'll get em next time

@jamesmcmahon4592 День назад

im sick af atm and these videos are getting me through the day

@imsurfingontheearthimasurf5975 День назад

try having some beer and ciggies to feel better

@Yata00 День назад

nice staying smart and recognizing when this one was done and not pushing yourself. confident on the next one being the one brother

@aleabad7107 День назад

I believe in us! As a new rising community ❤ you can do it legend!

@chadstruzynski День назад

Bro do normal smokes and a normal beer 😂 I'm fully invested in this, you can do it!

@ebob182 23 часа назад

This is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will

@zacbrown7351 День назад

Bro you got this shit, me and the boys are invested in your runs. Never give up King

@RossWasTaken День назад

Cracking attempt as usual, Joe. It's only a matter of time now.

@proc_1 День назад

This speedrun category feels a bit like the return of old youtube. Very cozy.

@LazarusIsBackBaby День назад

I'm watching history being made in the dumbest possible way.

@travisscott9750 День назад

We believe in you mate! I have no doubts that you'll achieve this mission. I just hope you keep coming up with more content. You are born for this!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@TenTenTamten 20 часов назад

Practice makes perfect, I believe in you mate. Supporting you with all my drinking heart.

@Blaaake День назад

This channel is legendary already.

@SniffinTrout 16 часов назад

Here before this channel blows up

@erichg1000 23 часа назад

You're my favorite RU-vidr I've seen recently! Keep up the challenges, you are going places! Obviously doing a stout is a wild move

@Mrericsson22 День назад

I think the setup is crucial for a pukelss% sub 1:30 For the beer I'd say you want to minimize carbonation, get a pub to pour a light cask ale. Less carbonation and a little warmer, more palatable than stout or weizen. For the cigs, def go for a slightly dry mild tobacco one like Marlboro gold or american spirit yellow or gold leaf. (if possible, try them before the attempt) Not sure about the strat, definitely jump start the cigs, maybe I'm wrong but maybe smoke them first, you lose the passive burn bonus but chugging beers after 2 cigs seems much easier than smoking 2 cigs after chugging beers. Maybe mixing like you do is the way, but it'd be interesting to try a different thing. Much success. Will def try this at home.

@squeak111 День назад

2 minutes ago is diabolical

@zakattak6998 День назад

I've been here since you had fewer than 75 subs, It's so amazing to see how you have improved in such a short time period since the first attempt. I believe with enough practice and determination you can achieve the goal of a sub 1:40: run.

@Mooneyplane День назад

Cancer and liver failure any% speedrun 😂 Love your vids mate

@TheJabroniJoe День назад

MY BOY LETS GO !!!

@blueberrymuffintime1375 День назад

i showed this video to some people on a stream.. we all think you can do it. you got this bro

@ilikemyowncomments5374 20 часов назад

We're 2 and a half minutes into the video, and he hasn't even started the challenge yet. What a beast 👌🏻

@imsurfingontheearthimasurf5975 День назад

this inspired me to start yoga and stop cheating on my wife. I'm a better man because of your inspiring struggle towards the heights. Anything worth doing is hard to do, you will get the record my friend, especially with the support of such a sweet maiden by your side

@notarobotto8847 День назад

After seeing 3 attempts now you've inspired me to try and beat your existing record! I will be posting the video shortly of my attempt as I hope to previal. Thank you Joe Mama for the amazing videos and bringing light to the 4 beer 2 ciggy % category , you're a pioneer who we can all learn from, truly an inspiration. God bless and hope to see more videos in the future regarding the speedrun, take care.

@joestyles4639 11 часов назад

Keep going king - you've got a good pint-drinking technique. Good choice of pint - the 5.5% abv requirement is surprisingly limiting. Perhaps a dry cider would have strong downing potential? Bitter/amber/darker ales are a good shout too but are typically around 4% abv. Good technique with the double Superkings too. Godspeed Soldier

@LIF3nOOb День назад

Loved the honest try, unlucky that the perestrians around you did not respect your athletic challenge. Godspeed on the next try!

@SchnurriTV 9 часов назад

There are not many, who are confident enough to share their losses as well. I wish you amazing luck on your next attempt

@alexj8739 День назад

thank you for this educational video that has turned me OFF of doing 4b2c speedruns, because of this video i will leave 4b2c speedruns for the professionals only.

@edmundroth6337 День назад

Never stop doing this man, I do this once every 2 days and I don't feel well

@lomiango День назад

Keep it up man. Eventually you'll get there. You're my hero!

@lithostheory 21 час назад

Very talented runner! Well be watching your career with great interest

@mojojojo6852 День назад

You're amazing man, keep it up! Also take care of yourself! You're awesome, this is real entertainment (for me).

@gabrielneedhampotts47 День назад

This series is all I look forward to anymore haha

@KE-zl1qf День назад

Absolute mad man with the super kings

@andrew1357984620 День назад

Good try my friend. You'll get it next time

@victorissaev8125 День назад

Legend for uploading this for the training motivation

@therealscarhomie День назад

I'm gonna try this, I'm gonna do this at home. BIG UP

@user-km7hl2hh1g День назад

Wow!! I have never drank or smoked in my life, but this inspired me to try this at home. Thank you and wish me luck!!

@SortaSalty День назад

m8 don’t get yourself killed, bloody good comedian

@schwuzi День назад

I'm going to try this and do this at home tonight! Thanks for the challenge!!

@mkultra8244 День назад

Never give up! I’m loving this series of videos cheers from the USA!

@TheMrparker05 22 часа назад

i love how fucking shakey he gets around the one minute mark everytime he tries but he just keeps it movin, love this guy

@Писарь-я6б 23 часа назад

I will definitely try this as taxi driver

@Spongefov 18 часов назад

this content is what youtube was built for, that WR is not a matter of if, but when

@oosbando День назад

Super King % should be it's own category.

@benzo___ День назад

I'm from Germany, you're already worldwide mate! keep it up (but be careful about your health obviously)

@amp4105 День назад

ITS NOT FAKE JOE ITS A REAL SPEEDRUN... YOUVE GOT THIS

@PiiP2396 22 часа назад

You hold the future of this nation in your hands, my friend. Do not squander your chance, embrace it. Victory is near!

@bastironix6564 День назад

four glasses of beer is the key

@scoobyjew5187 День назад

Unmatched drive, sheer determination

@dapiddiboy День назад

Here we go again. Legend. IDK why the algorithm chucked me this gem, but all hail the algorithm.

@BB_1991 День назад

Humble like a true professional 🎉🎉

@polishedmeat6399 День назад

back then men made it to the moon. today we live where men achieve even greater challenges.

@tristan_lyons День назад

You're not a failure Joe - not to worry. It's just you getting the perfect run dialed in.