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Imagine lifetimes is a new Life simulator game that lets you basically be an awful person
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@HanaNoAme_ 5 лет назад

"I did not date a teacher, although..." I have questions, a lot of em

@maddielancaster2537 5 лет назад

Mimie0417 yeah like what is that supposed to mean

@Xianemezis 5 лет назад

Probabbly he had a cruch on a teacher

@HanaNoAme_ 5 лет назад

@@Xianemezis I hope it's just that lol

@xxgachamidnightxx3342 5 лет назад

I made it to 500 your welcome lol (Likes btw lol)

@d1namikk325 5 лет назад

No one dates a teacher because no one loves them

@danniithepanini1600 5 лет назад

*I feel like the narrator is always disappointed in any choices we all make...*

@lilahshusterman6642 4 года назад

hm...why does that sound like my mom? O > O

@anotheregoistidiot8756 3 года назад

Ooof

@monsterlegendsquad668 3 года назад

HAHAIIIUHHHH

@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 лет назад

Game: choose your first words. Me: *spits out Pacifier* did you miss last episode?

@rylieturman 5 лет назад

“Passafire.”

@hxpe178 5 лет назад

Lololol

@hxpe178 5 лет назад

Crazy Doc It’s what you do when you can’t spell 🤷🏻‍♂️

@satantherealdeal 5 лет назад

Pacifier*

@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 лет назад

@Genocider fox sure thing!

@knmaeki 5 лет назад

why does the narrator sounds like yandere dev????

@norhasmahzain1885 5 лет назад

Maybe....just maybe.... *_IT IS YANDERE DEV_*

@mxxna4990 5 лет назад

they sound nothing alike wym

@norhasmahzain1885 5 лет назад

@@mxxna4990 idk XD

@Walter-hz4oz 5 лет назад

Ikr ;-;

@gaygato 5 лет назад

I thought the samw

@angelp1342 5 лет назад

"Set them on fire, set them on fire, electrocution", wow man you've been playing too much yandere sim. Edit- Woah that's a lot of likes!

@lillacatleya 5 лет назад

Yea XD

@MadCheshireHat 5 лет назад

The video just started so I haven't seen/heard this quote, but it sounds like strange lyrics to me.

@april1860 5 лет назад

Angel Fox Studioz 299th

@hisokaisprettyshy2467 5 лет назад

what is yandere sim??🤔 dont juge i’m only 7

@felixx4611 5 лет назад

lol dolls and more stuff You shouldn’t be on RU-vid if you are 7

@whittlemario7556 5 лет назад

David's mom cant get mad cause this isn't technically bitlife Davids mom: *email increases*

@bethcosgrove3002 5 лет назад

“Set her on fire, set her on fire with a candle...” that cracked me up 😂

@aurelia1727 5 лет назад

Mike: *chooses Mrs Robinson as his crush* Me: *freaking about because it’s my last name*

@abbyberesford6170 5 лет назад

Yes yee Robinson I like it 😂

@YahyaBallPQ 5 лет назад

TAWOG reference, I think.

@rainbucket2954 4 года назад

um so is he dating your mom? is he your dad now? I hAvE sO mAnY qUeStIoNs

@icedtea1244 4 года назад

congrats-

@minhtyx 4 года назад

@@YahyaBallPQ Mrs. Robinson is actually a reference to the movie "The Graduate" in which Mrs. Robinson seduces a younger man(who is a recent college graduate). There's also the song "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel(the dudes who made Hello darkness, my old friend/the sound of silence).

@lachlan3589 5 лет назад

no one: *game jump scares* still no one: bijuu mike: AHH! oh my god!

@sparklestar_1726 5 лет назад

Actually I was kinda scared

@seveng1851 4 года назад

My heart did a major flip😅

@ravenwalker2080 4 года назад

@Nah Don't feel like it .....me:....face palms really hard

@ravenwalker2080 4 года назад

@@sparklestar_1726 hi I love mlp my little pony do you?

@ravenwalker2080 4 года назад

@@sparklestar_1726 even though I'm 13 and I'm a boy I love my little pony it's so cool!!!!

@smallducklings2455 4 года назад

Litterally nobody: Bijuu mike: We slapped bodies together.

@AprilSki 4 года назад

Me while that happens: *dies of laughter*

@kawaii.obsessed.5681 4 года назад

I THOUGHT HE SAID BOOTY! REEE HES AN INFLUENCE NOT NEEDED IN TEH WURLDDD

@yamyam7697 4 года назад

You what he means hehehehehe.......

@sallywilliams7871 4 года назад

Oh *i am dirty minded*

@Sarah-ft4dk 4 года назад

I-

@zaragasai7420 5 лет назад

Mike: she has weird hair! Me: My hair’s like Yara’s 😢

@WhatRemainsofNovaJames 4 года назад

Oof!

@sinahmith 4 года назад

Apparently Afro or curly hair is weird to him 👀

@Xoexotic 4 года назад

That kinda made feel like wtf... an Afro is weird ? Wow

@joaorodrigues3766 4 года назад

My name is yara😂

@Alex_woah 4 года назад

But he likes the weird hair btw I don’t mean to offend you it’s a complement cuz I like it too!

@alexisgates7242 5 лет назад

David's mom is so upset ,she's probably like OmG wHaT tHe CrAp iS tHiS tHuMbNail This is crazy 😂 I've never had this many likes on a comment before

@Paul-cu8bs 5 лет назад

yea

@Joseph_417 5 лет назад

LOL

@circayuri 5 лет назад

Yup

@shadowwolflycan6176 4 года назад

Lol

@secandan 4 года назад

Yup I can imagine her 😂

@peepeepoopoo5681 5 лет назад

No one: Literaly no one: Bijuu Mike: *I wEnT bACk iN tHe vAg*

@IsabellaShortleaf 5 лет назад

I was the 69th like ;)

@emineoflaz6677 5 лет назад

Vaaaggg

@tootsietootsie361 4 года назад

Gasps

@nessa.m 4 года назад

I laughed so hard

@silliestbilly27 5 лет назад

I found a sakura school sim glitch: 1. Turn off police ( press menu then system settings) 2.Steal a police motorcycle 3.Carry on the left hand side of the road (not the side where police building is) 4. Go speeding into the slant thingy at the end of the road 5. Watch what happens Make sure heath is full for this For me it teleported me and my lover on a rollercoaster track in the amusement park

@INNITSTARS 5 лет назад

I LOVE LIFE SIMULATORS!!!! Actually yesterday my teacher made me play this kinda life simulator called Make The Month

@reginaalonzo2769 5 лет назад

"my teacher my" Me: what

@INNITSTARS 5 лет назад

regina alonzo oh oops

@reginaalonzo2769 5 лет назад

@@INNITSTARS ikr ;-;

@bigsexbigsex8219 5 лет назад

@@INNITSTARS simulers are ok but i mostly like bitlife and yandre sim and school gril simulator

@Gs_Playground 5 лет назад

Make The Month is that simulator where you try to live your life whilst staying out of debt, right?

@atlantykgacha8399 4 года назад

A wild pimple appeared (game) My reality: A wild pimple army has invaded!

@bugadie487 4 года назад

Intersting,Yet I'm The One With A Pimple On My Dam Bum.👌

@memorie_futuristique 5 лет назад

First time i was this early Clarence wasn't getting beat everyday

@memorie_futuristique 5 лет назад

Ha ya

@whydoineedthis. 5 лет назад

Shush

@brooklyndapotato5930 5 лет назад

Andrew and what gives you a reason to tell someone to “shush”?

@renzellyly6198 5 лет назад

Clarence* wasn't*

@frycandle1775 5 лет назад

Hey there Bijuu Mike, Thanks a lot for checking out my game Imagine Lifetimes, I appreciate it! Keep up the good work, I loved your play-through. - Frycandle

@nola- 5 лет назад

OMG I WAS JUST WATCHING A VIDEO WITH THIS GAME WHAT THE HECK BIJUU YOUR A DEMON

@lisajones9025 5 лет назад

Was it kubz scouts playing it..?

@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 лет назад

Jack?

@nola- 5 лет назад

waylon tgg \ waylon TheGreasyGamer and MitchiriNeko:3 no it was GrayStillPlays

@unfortunatelyhuman3984 5 лет назад

Gray is so funny.

@primrose6794 5 лет назад

@@unfortunatelyhuman3984 He's Florida Man incarnate.

@accnolongerinuse544 5 лет назад

*choose your first words* Me: has an Indonesian friend that says "duar" also me : DUARRRR

@hzof7790 5 лет назад

DUARRR NENEK!

@LeoMRCL 4 года назад

Warga +62 nyasar :v

@angxlicca 3 года назад

@@hzof7790 *M Ehh bentar

@hzof7790 3 года назад

@@angxlicca menek? Nemek?

@angxlicca 3 года назад

;-;

@ja1meyy 5 лет назад

Mike: I going to head out. Nobody: Mike:wAiT wHaTs HaPpEiNG?!?

@doppopoet4785 5 лет назад

“i was on the rocking chair again”

@xawstenx 4 года назад

12:01 "Congratulations! You have a purpose now!" 12:34 "Congratulations....you have a lot of purpose now.."

@handle.handle.handle 5 лет назад

im suprised nobody talks about 6:22 *its a cool secret though*

@can0cringe 5 лет назад

Haven’t seen it on any other channels, wonder if there’s anything else

@Death_Themself 5 лет назад

I saw THAT DUDE play this about a day ago and i is happ to see you play this!

@Death_Themself 5 лет назад

MitchiriNeko:3 maybe 🤔

@mayabwright4397 5 лет назад

Nobody: Not a soul: Literally no living being: The game: MiStEr ClOtH

@meansnowflake 4 года назад

"Set her on fire, set her on fire with a candle or do it with a lightbulb" -Bijuu Mike, 2019 This is the quote of the CENTURY

@forg0ttenmemory 5 лет назад

Me: Litterally no one: Mike: i went back in the vag . . . . Davids mom: THE HORROR

@foxy_girl1324 5 лет назад

I’m watching this in the dark with a blanket over my head creepily staring at your face :)

@updatedautopsyreport7358 5 лет назад

Foxy_Girl 13 😂 that's creepy

@numberoneloser8930 5 лет назад

...

@billclinton6871 5 лет назад

That's good to know

@can0cringe 5 лет назад

Okay

@gravytrainn 5 лет назад

Well um... on that note

@proudpicklelover 5 лет назад

Nobody: Literally nobody: David’s mom: UR A BAD EXAMPLE FOR MY LITTLE DAVID!!!!

@sarasmith241 3 года назад

Oh god

@pstocks64 5 лет назад

Mike: *enjoying comforts of home then randomly dies* Meh: *not a today Satan.* *scary add plays after vid* Meh: REEeEeEeeEeEEe

@lowercase_z661 5 лет назад

5:55 Me: *sNeeZe* *Bijuu Mike screams* *is my sneezing really that loud :/*

@opheliatactay3237 4 года назад

zozo saaaaaameeee milk came out of my nose when I was eating frosted flaaaaaakes

@lowercase_z661 4 года назад

Ophelia Tactay holy cheese balls Did it hurt?

@qspace102 5 лет назад

Bijuu mike: Bijuu mike: Game: Bijuu:

@carolineg05 4 года назад

*woman screaming in agony* Bijuus Face: _wtf_ Game: Congrats you have a purpose!

@mintykat6391 4 года назад

Nobody: Not a single soul: Me: **listens to song called “sincerely, me** Song: *I rUb My NiPpOlZ aNd StArT mOaNiNg WiTh DeLiGhT*

@lordollie6634 4 года назад

Why would you write that??!!? I’m just trying to tell the truth🥴

@infuridancestudios7496 4 года назад

Jared: K I N K Y

@fem3755 4 года назад

ROUGH??? KiNkkyyYyY

@Imastar16 4 года назад

“Why don’t you shut up and stop judging me?” My attitude to my entire form and my teachers in high school 🤣

@yourlocaltsukasakin2216 5 лет назад

Am I... EARLY? Damn there is one comment and I’m the second. *i don’t know what to say right now.*

@idiotdoc1353 5 лет назад

Lol. Was the first comment a spammer? 😂

@heheheha6102 5 лет назад

Me nether xD

@ZeroCaffeine 5 лет назад

Say cheese.

@itstimeforplaytimewithmakl9685 5 лет назад

Oof I’m the 26 comment

@mexicated 5 лет назад

Whats so important being earlyyy

@christineford1941 4 года назад

Bijuu Mike * lives * RU-vid: *DEMONETIZED*

@iiscat8885 5 лет назад

The only proper colour for the napkins is highlighter green.

@nou7338 4 года назад

9:10 *i never knew that i needed to see a man cheering for a sperm cell in a video game*

@squagoon 5 лет назад

“Hey guys, it’s Bitjuu Mike here” David’s mom: HE REALLY IS THE DEVIL

@ramennoodles5954 5 лет назад

*Bijuu*

@squagoon 5 лет назад

Strawberry Jam You didn’t get the joke because at the beginning of the video he accidentally said his own name wrong, so how about you do something else besides try to correct people for spelling on the internet

@cringexd758 4 года назад

"I guess my character had a good time" bruh I'm dying 😂

@jqjig820 5 лет назад

Me: * sees area 51 raid * * Bijuu mike notification appears * *Oh yeah, it's All coming together*

@MBLobster 5 лет назад

When you rejected everyone I got so scared I hyperventilated for the first time 😰

@LicoriceLover 5 лет назад

*A wild pimple appeared* Me:is this Pokémon?🤔

@itz_alexx6955 4 года назад

On 0:35 on your first word part “ba ba” is in my language it means dad

@chocolatte100 5 лет назад

Me: “Wow partners, expected.” Mike: “Oh wow Fiona! I think that was the teacher *swipes* Me as a person named Fiona: “..Nani..? Me confusion.” Also me: “FINALLY NOBODY MENTIONED SHREK!”

@infuridancestudios7496 4 года назад

Me...who was like “Fiona...ShREkkKkkk”

@xxhxneybeexx6778 4 года назад

Infuridance Studios Lmao-

@WhatRemainsofNovaJames 4 года назад

Infuridance Studios same lmao

@xxrandom_userxx9994 5 лет назад

When the baby cried i was not looking and then i thought it was a mosquito and jumped

@GrindyVine 5 лет назад

Wait. Why the narrator sound like yandere dev

@theanimedweebs5583 4 года назад

The magic conch shells says: “ #stopdavidsmom “

@Ari-rf9bu 5 лет назад

4:28 omg this is the first time I’ve seen someone spell Chelsey like me!!

@danchtheranch 5 лет назад

I like how my mom's name was in the dating app and I'm glad you didnt swipe the date way. Because then yeah...

@Cateeepers 5 лет назад

All of those dislikes are David’s mom making other accounts then disliking... #StopDavidsMom !!! >:3

@henapasha3390 4 года назад

6:07 i think you spent all your life/time searching for someone,but nobody was the one that you wanted :')

@HoangNguyen-wy8nk 5 лет назад

"They slap each other's bodies" wHaT

@aziryaxx2727 5 лет назад

David’s mom: STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

@alexisgates7242 5 лет назад

Let's see who's gonna be the first person to make Biju into a meme 2:15

@zoomzoom2724 5 лет назад

2:16-2:17 is a better time

@yookio1175 5 лет назад

2:19 I can imagine mike running with green hair in the Olympics

@SnibbleSnobble 5 лет назад

2 views 17 likes 6 comments Hmmmmmmm RU-vid STOP DOING DRUGS .... Btw love your vids Mike 🙂

@sentostar 5 лет назад

xXItzMeLilXx a view counts as someone watching the WHOLE vid, people like and comment before actually watching the whole vid

@SnibbleSnobble 5 лет назад

@@sentostar it's a joke

@samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 4 года назад

*“We can hold pinkies together--“* Me: oKiE mIkE

@annarobinson5598 5 лет назад

RU-vid stopped sending me notifications, good thing I follow Bijuu on Twitter...

@phoebefatcat4628 5 лет назад

It did same thing but i dont have twitter

@hellochris1314 5 лет назад

Keep checking for his updates 😉🙂

@gwenasmr7354 5 лет назад

6:37 _MICHAEL I THOUGHT YOU WERE FAMILY FRIENDLY_

@idiotdoc1353 5 лет назад

If this is blue you hate spammers/or are a epic scrub 😎 😩 Ples? Also area 51 RAID, sonic has been running like naruto all time, if u run lik Naruto u run like sonic too.

@phoebefatcat4628 5 лет назад

Area 51 i alien noises i it used to be my home aka jail but ppl helped me

@idiotdoc1353 5 лет назад

@@phoebefatcat4628 👌

@phoebefatcat4628 5 лет назад

@@idiotdoc1353 i sub to you bc your noice

@idiotdoc1353 5 лет назад

@@phoebefatcat4628 tysm, also do u play ajpw? we could be friends there but how do i heccin change the lenguage? Im on Spanish and I forgot lol.

@phoebefatcat4628 5 лет назад

@@idiotdoc1353 i do ill add you soon ^^ i have full list but ill remove one and add you User:phoebefatcat

@Dibbydibble 4 года назад

1:51 PLAYTIME IS THAT YOU? 😂 was Bijuu mike Playtime all along 🤔

@typhainelubaki9015 5 лет назад

The girl with hair wich look like an afro = weird hair.. um ok rude

@gingerbreadroses3162 5 лет назад

Fr (that took me by surprise honestly)

@booperdooper9762 5 лет назад

Ikr

@RaiuAdami 4 года назад

“That perfect opportunity does not exist” Well thanks there goes my happiness in life

@aaaaaaaa33663 5 лет назад

“ set her on FIRE” “ set her on FIRE with a Candle” “or electrocute her” 🤔 hmmm not my kind of datessss Says bijuu mike.

@kelceyclark9917 5 лет назад

0:08 seconds in and I'm already like, "WHAT THE FREAK! GET CHADTRONIC TO THIS GAME ASAP!"

@yuronira3910 5 лет назад

mike:*searching for partner* mike:nina?(meh) me:lol my name on the video

@hanekoaishi3705 5 лет назад

Oof, dats my friend's name

@yuronira3910 5 лет назад

Haneko Aishi 😂👌

@hanekoaishi3705 5 лет назад

@@yuronira3910 Where are you from btw?

@yuronira3910 5 лет назад

Haneko Aishi Malaysia👌

@hanekoaishi3705 5 лет назад

@@yuronira3910 OwO 🇲🇾🤝🇵🇱

@lesfrog649 4 года назад

1:02 I remember myself reading this book they had with many blank pages that just had drawings of colored pencils on them and I was like "dude I know that most 3 year olds can't read but I CAN so where are the damn words?!". I also liked plastic horses.

@cheywuff9421 5 лет назад

Oh no...., Davids mom isnt gonna be happy lol...,

@kirboifyisme 5 лет назад

This game just made me even scared of life lmaoo

@shady9701 5 лет назад

Next on bijuu Mike " Karen upset about imagine lifetimes"

@stablekat5011 4 года назад

“Choose your playground adventure” My dad: *H O M O C I D E*

@septimiusasks5544 4 года назад

"She looks like a teacher" Now kids that's a piMpLe not the top of a ween- Nvm *leaves chat*

@NadiaK.0921 4 года назад

"who's your favourite parent?" Bijuu Mike "Alright!"

@gayisyay7081 5 лет назад

I don’t know if I’m early anymore ;-; 2 views, 45 likes and 11 comments, you can’t trust no one

@jfendley1627 4 года назад

4:47 "set her on fire,set her on fire with a candle, electrocute her with I lightbulb....ya know these are my ideal dates" Me: *growing concern*

@vampyrska 5 лет назад

Pin this or I'll get David's mom to sue you

@deletedaccount6754 5 лет назад

Rei Idota sue me I DaRe you

@vampyrska 5 лет назад

@@deletedaccount6754 *oKaY*

@BraveLilToasty 5 лет назад

New challenge: Discover a new ending

@siy0222 4 года назад

I’m actually offended that you said “she’s got weird hair” it’s called a Afro. dislike :(

@marjerygonzales7285 4 года назад

So it was. A mistake learn how to KNOW what a mistake is

@siy0222 4 года назад

Marjery Gonzalez first off if it was a mistake why would he keep it in his video AFTER EDITING IT.

@starxly8958 4 года назад

Game: Congratulations You have a Purpose! Biju: doesn't notice Me: wait- he never had one to start with?!?

@leonlangdon7039 5 лет назад

4:47 bijuu: that's my kinda dates Me:

@ihatetwinks99 5 лет назад

I can almost grantee that David’s Mom is going to come after this thumbnail.

@creepypotato7818 4 года назад

"set her on fire, set her on fire with a candle, electrocute her with a lightbulb" Me at 3 in the morning: ElEcTroCuTE hEr

@kelsey2744 5 лет назад

Congratulations! You have a purpose now! (insert sad face emoji)

@fernanda-ep5kw 5 лет назад

3:16 me when somebody judges me 🤦‍♀️😂

@strawberri26 5 лет назад

The doki doki effect follows bijuu EVERYWHERE

@frogfrog505 4 года назад

Game: Choose your crush Mike: Oh he looks ✨DREAMY✨

@dang0m3w36 4 года назад

The “what are you looking for?” Got me so GOOD T-T

@alexhendrix7115 4 года назад

“ these are my ideal dates” i’m dying

@hilolidk0 4 года назад

5:54 The girl’s name was Gina...and we all know what happened in gacha life with Gina... O-O So she’s probably here to kill everyone- okay. I need mental help-

@cheac3412 4 года назад

"I'm out." Me: TAG MEH INNNN

@xenapleys9358 4 года назад

Bijuu Mike : we uhh...slapped bodies together. Me: gosh that must be painful 🤔

@cheesybugger762 5 лет назад

6:22 it's because you kept regecting them all, so it was saying, just PICK one or you gon' be single for the rest of yo sad life, you ain't gonna find the "perfect" one. Basically it was just saying, stop being so bleeding picky😨😦😕👍😁