This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire

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Definitely Not Fried Chicken is a business management sim with a Twist! Grow your drugs trade through legitimate fronts by managing both sides of the business. Acquire new "businesses", meet new clientele, Develop more potent narcotics, make lots of money and leave a city in ruin!
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This restaurant simulator is actually about running a drug empire
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@playingofgames Год назад

"your employees will literally die for you if you don't care for them" These employees chose the wrong person to work for 😂

@almicc Год назад

They chose the *right* person, if they're willing to die then Kevin is the perfect boss

@vexywexypoo Год назад

Makes good fertilizer for the plant-based drugs

@sourgreendolly7685 Год назад

@@vexywexypoo You must be Kevin's lawyer, that's an excellent business decision!

@linksbetweendrinks7032 11 месяцев назад

Mah, they're just American. Standard fare on this side of the pond, mate!

@williamtimonen6814 Год назад

The idea of a guy starting a restaurant and accidently becoming a drug lord because his shady lawyer never told him ”this is illegal” is very funny.

@BadFish- Год назад

You know it’s gonna be good when Kevin is excited for drugs and shows his classic clip of kicking a baby.. good times

@user-gp4bf6he4v Год назад

yes

@tulipfalcon Год назад

Kevin has always been a bad boy when it comes to crime--why do you think he got arrested two videos ago?

@smokeymcbongwater Год назад

Fr😂

@WdawgSmith Год назад

He has actually shown that clip in each of the last 4 videos

@BadFish- Год назад

@@WdawgSmith but was he happy about drugs in those videos?

@callieope_ Год назад

Kevin has a gift of finding the weirdest simulators and somehow making them even weirder

@heathercalun4919 Год назад

It was a perfectly normal Breaking Bad rpg, and then *bear traps* got involved!

@HeisenbergFam Год назад

Kevin playing Breaking Bad simulator is pure crystal 99.1% art

@theshiftybloke4672 Год назад

The perfect video to see you react on

@mcnic5521 Год назад

I swear that I see all of your comments.

@lordjakob7052 Год назад

HEY who is the original Heisenberg account ?

@spidermanspidertheman3650 Год назад

Is this a bot account or is there just a bunch of these heisenberg profiles?

@gamingandchess Год назад

@@spidermanspidertheman3650 i think its a bunch

@moss9493 Год назад

I enjoy the peaceful Stardew music over the drug business and employees meeting their fate. Great touch!

@kimberlynichole5572 Год назад

I thought I was going crazy hearing stardew music I thought surely not lmao

@cvspvr 4 месяца назад

i thought it was red dead redemption 2 music

@thatagguy 4 месяца назад

Its red dead redemption music

@humlegard-gaming Год назад

This game feels like something Kevin would do in the sims, the difference being that its intentional in this game.

@pedrovallefin8406 Год назад

Kevin would certainly run a criminal empire using a restaurant as a front in the sims if he could (the whole pufferfish bussiness was half-way there, all the crime but none of the profit). But unfortunately, the criminal carrer isnt that advanced. Yet.

@manologamerss5801 Год назад

@@pedrovallefin8406 Can't wait for the DLC where you can make your own criminal enterprise, only for the price of enough money to nearly start your own, REAL criminal enterprise.

@redlionyt3019 Год назад

Ah yes a Kevin classic, running a criminal empire

@unfunnysenrirenposter Год назад

@@austyndavid6528 cry about it

@itsyaboybigjoe6884 Год назад

@@austyndavid6528 yeah bro, get on my tip instead

@sourgreendolly7685 Год назад

⁠@@austyndavid6528 counter-suggestion. how about you get on a hug instead if being miserable? it's much more relaxing lol

@_natsura Год назад

i sometimes can't help but think he secretly runs a criminal empire irl xD

@pedrovallefin8406 Год назад

@@_natsura If this is what being secretly looks like, hes not very good at keeping secrets. Not surprises there really.

@GhostHelwig Год назад

I like that, despite the attacks and murders, this seems like a fairly successful empire. Admittedly I’m only halfway through the video so far but I see no way things go wrong from here. 😅

@channel45853 Год назад

it goes up in flames....literallly

@hannahjens3823 Год назад

It’s breaking… bad…

@xXOFrannieOXx Год назад

🤣🤣🤣

@lbelypokelbely1137 6 месяцев назад

Yeah it’s a pretty fire business 🔥🔥

@maeenaqeel2561 6 месяцев назад

What is the game called

@Kei-ye8if 5 месяцев назад

The extremely rare occasion where Kevin likes the game so much he actually takes it kind of seriously and excels And even then he finds room to goof. Truly a comedy and entrepreneurial genius

@MicahMotion Год назад

It is always a great day when Kevin owns a failing drug empire and Los Pollos Hermanos

@neilaalt Год назад

It’s always going to be a good time when Kevin breaks the game while figuring out how to play

@chez_lady Год назад

I'm really appreciating how Kevin's decorative go-to is consistently flamingos. And it always works! 👍

@MortusSweet Год назад

“I don’t know how to run a restaurant.” - Kevin, who ran a business before the CAR

@Moraenil Год назад

To be fair, restaurants are very different than electronics stores.

@mr.patriotjol Год назад

If Kevin ever ran a drug business he would have an empire bigger than the Pharmaceutical companies

@kalebbear6174 Год назад

agreed

@smokeymcbongwater Год назад

Who says he hasn't already ran one😂

@VultureSkins Год назад

Big Kevo

@maeenaqeel2561 6 месяцев назад

What is the game called

@xxXXRAPXXxx Год назад

After seeing this video im really disappointed in my local shops. Like they NEVER ask if i would like to buy some drugs when i came to buy bread and there was none left to buy so i had to return home empty handed.

@rossiroo5426 Год назад

I’m surprised Kevin didn’t use the knowledge of bomb making to defend himself from the mayor

@DeathnoteBB 8 месяцев назад

That was a wild sentence

@robotrix Год назад

Everything about this - including the opening video of the "Pollo" restaurant - has me flashing back to growing up in Miami. Not necessarily in a good way. In fact there was a restaurant we were sure was a drug front in Lighthouse Point that we found out was real because it showed up on "Kitchen Nightmares".

@EJtheShooter Год назад

A real drug front or a real business? You know which episode it is fam?

@BaronVonMott Год назад

As derpy as this game is (and that may just be because it's Kevin playing it), it does actually look kinda fun! Finally, a game to compete with Basement as a decent "drug dealer" simulator.

@flynn6201 Год назад

Anytime I am looking to find good, unknown indie games, I don't bother with the review websites, just come to this channel

@herpderp9108 Год назад

Opening a donut shop to finance a meth lab is a great way to streamline your arrest!

@Death2all546 Год назад

Simple solution, just offer free donuts to cops and they won’t care. It worked for Gus Fring.

@herpderp9108 Год назад

@@Death2all546 Could probably offer half of them some for free and they would probably be down.

@kukukul Год назад

Im actually impressed that you Managed to get anything done in this game, I played it in the alpha/beta stage and everybody was dying, nothing worked how I wanted it to. I might actually use a call me Kevin Video as a guide and get back in this game

@fattyman224 Год назад

What’s the game?

@blarg2429 Год назад

@@fattyman224 It's called Definitely Not Fried Chicken.

@Iron_Forger 5 месяцев назад

O m g finally I found the name

@Iron_Forger 5 месяцев назад

Wait can you only get it on computer?

@dogejr1 Год назад

I love when kevin runs a very normal chicken restaurant.

@Tyler-ip7mj 8 месяцев назад

It’s crazy how much you can get done when you don’t have to be bothered by petty things like “basic human needs” and “morals”

@dualdestry2856 Год назад

I can't wait for Kevin's "I Play a Game About Dealing Drugs Without Dealing Drugs" video!

@MadMax248 Год назад

Feel like you're breaking reality or something when you get high often watching Kevin and then he plays a videogame about weed.

@TheCommanderTaco Год назад

1. I love that people kept entering a chicken restaurant and wanted cheeseburgers lol. 2. No officer we arent stocking drugs. These boxes are special order dry cleaning.

@messybark Год назад

Looks like Kevin is a HR genius. Can't get sued if they all 'disappear'.

@ForemostCrab7 Год назад

*Legit business* Kevin: What do i do?! *Illegal AF business* Kevin: This is so easy.

@ZoeLycan Год назад

I'm glad to see that things hasn't changed since the Sims 1 and you, still having "home-science labs" at the back of your home or buildings

@secretidentity6183 11 месяцев назад

Kevin saying "tree star" instead of "three star" gives me Land Before Time flashbacks

@warren_713 Год назад

The doughnut shop is the long John silvers equivalent. Nobody goes for the fish(doughnuts) they go for the drugs

@sugarsand7367 Год назад

Classic chicken coop in the back of the restaurant. A staple to all restaurants.

@thewolfstu Год назад

Kevin trying to pretend like he failed at the end, but we all saw all that money you had left, Kevin. :)

@hfjireh Год назад

idc if it’s illegal or immoral but i was really rooting for all of kevin’s businesses to survive. damn that major owner who just randomly ran for mayor out of insecurity and spite for kevin’s booming business🙄 haters really gonna hate huh

@CloudChalk Год назад

"Time to put the Me in Meth" Made me laugh way more than it should have

@KeepItSample1 Год назад

You know, Kevin, if someone is calling for some nuggies, it could be either business still.

@gremlinfan1360 Год назад

I love how this man constantly reminds us that he's weird by using the same clip of kicking a Wii baby. Now that's commitment to the bit

@l2naab Год назад

Im high as a kite, rewatching your old videos as it’s my comfort time and this is just the perfect timing 👌 Tnk you, Kevin

@EmptySoulEm Год назад

me toooo omg

@irecordwithaphone1856 8 месяцев назад

Damn how many people watch Kevin stoned

@umutcolak3447 Год назад

I love when he directly searches for a bank loan right in the 5th minute

@ElliP29723 11 месяцев назад

Soon our boy Kevin will leave and start his own successful laundromat... In disguise for the drugs of course, but successful non-the less.

@bilepunch Год назад

Kevin is one of the only youtubers i know iwth infinite replayability. His videos are just too good

@voxvolhynia5400 Год назад

I was just waiting for the police to show up and just shut him down in the most anticlimactic way possible. They just walk into the unlocked back door and see rows upon rows of drugs and flaming equipment/employees everywhere. Also (I don't know if you can do this in this game) I would have liked to see that $300k he had at the end be spent on a massive army and raid The Major back.

@aethyreal_gates3546 Год назад

I bet them lawyers do indeed have Saulid advice

@Error_fu Год назад

I'd just delete the doors when chiken legs shows up, they can't break anything if they can't get to it.

@carysk4083 Год назад

Kevin is a restaurant running (and drug dealing) genius!

@OzOrnis Год назад

I was getting really worried about Kevin's monetisation for the covert operations...and then I remembered all the other things Kevin has done in other videos...

@user-bl7lg6on7d Год назад

Kevin May if your neighbours here half of the stuff you say mate, I’m surprise the police haven’t kicked down your door yet 😂

@lacriaturadekentucky Год назад

This game is legit just alternate universe Los Pollos Hermanos.

@neverminditssomeone Год назад

I always enjoy it when the calm stardew music comes on and you get the short relieve that everything is fine for a sec

@UnknownFox Год назад

Talking about making meth but then hearing the Stardew Valley theme, perfection 🤣

@absolutelygunshi Год назад

Aww I was kinda hoping you'd lure the mayor's men into the bomb fryers

@James27Simko Год назад

every single chef watching this video like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is all so new to me, selling drugs, at work? what? how?"

@Psilomuscimol 3 месяца назад

I sold drugs to my manager

@razatk629 Год назад

I truly believe that if money wasn't a obstacle. Kevin would take over the world within a few days just from running a farm or a restaurant, and create a new religion.

@mageytodd659 Год назад

I'm over here hailing our dear leader so I think he's checked off that last one

@razatk629 Год назад

@@mageytodd659 oh my Pickens. How could have forgotten! I need to repent my sins.

@qzwx4205 Год назад

kevin looks at the profit graphs:"this is what the cannabis earns me, and this is all the rest" yeah, thats how money laundering usually works...

@Saiko2323 Год назад

I have never been so excited for a RU-vid notification… just Kevin being a criminal mastermind

@zestylemon22blog Год назад

that clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never get old

@thegivingtree6551 Год назад

3:23 the rdr2 house building theme almost made me build a drug empire with a McDonald's on top of it

@michae1296 Год назад

More accurately, youre the kind of employer where an employee will be set for the rest of their (very short) life.

@Gineminasourus_Rat 9 месяцев назад

It's called 'Definitely Not Fried Chicken' For anyone wanting the name.

@finlegh Год назад

Where does kevin get all these strange games from😭😭

@VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes Год назад

Kevin is on prescribed ADHD meds / dextroamphetamine 😢 how’s the comedown. Stay hydrated and eat well!

@mkzrocketz6430 Год назад

Yea… it’s crazy they prescribe those to kids. And then they wonder why they’re “depressed”. When really their dopamine and serotonin receptors are fried.

@bre1836 Год назад

That takeshi’s castle reference was elite

@PayParkGoHome Год назад

Ah, Kevin. Always with your cluckin' funny videos.

@wawaweewa8749 Год назад

I’m really starting to like that clip of Kevin kicking that innocent baby into the air

@JR-zp3nw Год назад

This was awesome, got a few chuckles out of it and Kevin actually tried to play the game _right_ this time!

@kaylynlane2244 Год назад

Kevin I want to say your videos cure my depression. My and my brother love your videos.❤

@koturkey9989 Год назад

That’s very normal to see people with baseball bats with nails at restaurants.

@claytonmurray537 Год назад

Everything ends with fire, business as usual

@nikkiibbitson331 Год назад

Thank you. You help me sleep in the morning. Your NOT boring it's just a relaxing voice that's helps me sleep after a night shift (10 hours) so thank you.

@oisinkelly7111 Год назад

You know its going to be good when kevin is being attacked by chickens in the intro

@renthegremlin 2 месяца назад

Kevin: Stops owning a business and becomes a successful youtuber Kevin: Becomes a business owner in video game because successful youtuber It's the circle of lifeeeeee

@mojaslatt Год назад

The clip of Kevin kicking a baby will never stop being hilarious 😂

@WinnieBlaster Год назад

wait that looks like such a good management game

@amyclarke900 Год назад

Damn you Kevin, because of you I've just bought sun haven and don't feed the monkeys. How do you find the most enjoyable games? ❤

@miragemain105 Год назад

Kevin un-Kevining everything and making things efficient? thats crazier than a Priest saying that god isnt real

@ashanddoodles13 Год назад

I love the RDR2 build music in the background while hes building the chicken farm 😭

@DirtyLesion Год назад

I'd forgotten you got hit by a car, you mentioning it was one of the first videos I watched, don't watch often but I always enjoy the content, keep goin bruh x

@pous3r Год назад

That baby clip is Kevin's greatest investment ever.

@domyazbek2323 Год назад

Kevin this is classic you and it's fecking hilarious you are #1 Irish RU-vidr.

@jean-mariepotgieter4155 9 месяцев назад

1:35 When you order nugs and the delivery guy shows up with nugz

@ThreadBomb Год назад

"I'm just really passionate about meth" is a great thing to say during a job interview.

@Psilomuscimol 3 месяца назад

Some of my old "jobs" would have accepted that

@limendime3720 Месяц назад

@@PsilomuscimolRoofing? Lol

@alexsan1991x Год назад

Need more of this. An entire series. Do it.

@Lakelurker Год назад

I always love your videos, they bring me so much joy.

@esmeraldaalvarez3647 Год назад

On my hometown we actually had a abandoned KFC used to transport drug from Sonora Mexico to San Luis Arizona , I was working on a call cententer next to that place, they raided the place and was under investigation for months.

@adammackrory655 11 месяцев назад

The tranquil stardew music over the mayhem, murder and chaos was the best touch hahaha

@trinitysmith778 Год назад

“Cluck you up” Loving this so far 😭

@emmahealy4863 Год назад

Is this giving anyone else flashbacks to the old adobe flash McDonald's Simulator game? That thing was SO difficult, made NO sense, and has such a specific aesthetic -

@dogejr1 Год назад

Cant wait for the part where Kevin actually notices where his hours are.

@scarefrow1 Год назад

Im from Albuquerque (where breaking bad takes place), and i can say this is accurate to all businesses here

@The_Drako_Master Год назад

All of your latest videos have been bangers. Keep up the good work!

@skinnyjesus16 Год назад

this video was awesome! thanks kevin

@ryannnnnns Год назад

CMK doesn’t seem like the guy to watch Breaking Bad, but then again he’s full of surprises

@VSiFer Год назад

27:04 A Kingdom Hearts song again. Love it. ❤

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 9 месяцев назад

Love that Stardew Valley music in the background while you're placing your meth labs

@mrt8880 Год назад

Would love to see this again maybe as a bit of series

@ancel2236 9 месяцев назад

Watching Kevin always feels like a more entertaining mobile game add. Like yeah it’s funny, but also I wonder what the game would be like if I, a PRO GAMER, played it properly and didn’t make all these obvious mistakes on account of how pro I am