this video is 5 seconds long. 

Link to I lied?

Man Carrying Lies

Felt like five seconds, which just proves that time flies when you’re carrying things.

his history of not lying is genuinely really surprising. hes never told a lie ever once in his entire lifetime ever. what a role model

We've been betrayed backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled

I can't believe Man Carrying Thing would lie to us like this. I'm literally shaking and crying rn.

I feel I’ve wasted a lot more of my time than five seconds.

thank you for the extra 9 seconds of this 5 second video

I didn't even see the length of the video. I just tapped the notification when it popped up

Dang, I've not been lied to

Same energy as Weird Al's "This Song Is Just Six Words Long"

This comment isn’t edited I lied

Got the Nebula notification first, which was very confusing

This is Cinema.

My man is carrying paradoxes

This video doesn’t make sense on Nebula :(

This is the most closure a video from this channel has ever gotten.

“He can’t keep getting away with this, the absolute legend!” -Man Carrying Methlamine

He says that he will never lie.

this video is 5 seconds long: the final cut

He never lies, the absolute legend!

The absolute legend, he never tells the truth

The video can last for 5 seconds. Mr. Marathon over here.

I can’t believe man carrying thing would lie to me. Literally shaking and crying rn.

You can't get me if i am watching this on PC

This is a real Man Carrying not actually 5 sec Video moment

ADHD Version: Save you 15 seconds. He lied. It's not 5 seconds long. THE END.

alright that made me chuckle

I never felt so bamboozled by man carrying thing

Watched this video at 3x speed, he didn’t lie

Smartphone Viewers: Oh this is really magic! PC Viewers: Why is the end screen so weird!😇

Oh the temptation to click on screen as soon as you see that recommended video is devilishly killing.

Deceit around us

5 seconds ❌ 15 seconds ❌ 4 seconds ✅

ok but drop the 00:01 video tho

When man carried 5 seconds i literally cried, this is so thing

Hi

Man, those five seconds were so good, I'd be willing to watch them again for at least nine more seconds.

Top 10 worst betrayals.

he did lie, the cut off was at 4.95 seconds

Is there a lore reason why the videos of the Man who Carries the Thing rarely go over 1 minute?

If he's lying about this, what else has he lied about? I bet he doesn't even carry things!

I need to watch several more times to be sure

This is gonna blow up in a few years, I'm calling it

I want those 5 seconds back

Alternate title: this video is 14 seconds long

That's a nice 10 second ad

Top 10 anime betrayals

I love the amount of brain breaking stuff put into this 15 second video. I especially love the fact that it cuts to the "I lied" suggested video 4 seconds in instead of 5

Man went from carrying things to carrying my whole recommended feed

The absolute legend, he doesn’t lie!

Some Orson Welles "it's been more than an hour" shenanigans.

The absolute legend! He never targets his jokes to users on desktop RU-vid!

The fact that the "I lied." Video is one second!!!!

Couldn't skip to the next video, I need to report this glitch to RU-vid

This is the most creative thing I've ever seen any man carry

i was expecting a 5 second intro with 3d spinning text and and outro with links to every social media platform

I knew something wasn't right. Pushed the little 'x' anyway.

Wait 5 seconds, this video isnt 5 seconds long!!!

15 second video? Gotta watch the 5-second ad. 5 second video? Gotta watch the 1-second ad.

I thought I went in as an informed consumer but my expectations were exceeded.

He never lies! the absolute legend

Man Carrying Baseless Assumptions That I'm On Mobile

Wow! What a long time! Felt like a whole day!

This honest to God crashed the tab the first time it hit 6 secons.

This actually made me laugh so foken hard

I like how he's just able to make a video about anything

We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled

The funniest thing about the phrase "the absolute legend he never misses" is that it's true.

Man carrying my dopamine receptors

as someone on pc im depressed i didnt get to experience this on a phone

This was trippy, I thought “I lied” was a whole video( which was probably the intent).

On my homescreen it's 15sec long, here is 14 and when I hover over it it is 13 seconds. WHAT?

This reminds me of those trailers for trailers that they put at the start of trailers so people who skip the trailers get to know what trailer they're skipping and people who actually wanted to watch the trailer get spoiled by the overstimulated adhd version of the trailer. Now that TikTok is going to be banned, we can create a knew video platform where every video has to be 5 seconds. It will be like vine but even better and it will have so many trailers for trailers.

I will never forgive you for this, unless Warner Brothers released the Snydercut of Plankton Farts and Dies (Real)

_”You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?”_

Desktop users when the video ends: Something's wrong, I can feel it

This video is 5 seconds long (Snyder cut)

I would say he missed a beat by making I Lied an unlisted video, but he never misses, the absolute legend.

I like how man carrying thing is a youtuber, who is also a youtube addict. More authentic.

Little do you know I have auto play on. Your trick won’t fool me Mr. Thing.

He didn’t lie, the actual video was for five seconds

I missed 30-second videos so much that I had to watch this twice

I was waiting for the actual suggested video to be the link to I lied

me watching on pc: you sure did lie buddy

I can’t believe I fell for this. You’ve bested me once again, Mr. Carrying Thing.

GEICO: You can't skip this video, because it's already over.

he never lies, the absolute seconds!

My video buffered at 5 seconds and I took a moment to wonder how this genius must have caused that

"He Keeps Lying" by Critikal was suggested to me at the end of this vid.

Man finally dropped the thing

Its too long Imma send this to ChadCat for the ADHD summary

Sobbing, weeping even. I was lied to.

The absolute five seconds, he never lies!

Joke's on you, my RU-vid's UI is not in english, it's in my native language. That makes me completely immune to the grotesque amount of tomfoolery that was presented to me in the video.

Incredible he uploaded 3 videos and merged them simultaneously! Never misses!

The fact there is a actual 5 second video next to this video is crazy lol

You can't trick me with that

You know, you're not wrong. I remember the Nostalgia Critic pulling the "in 5 seconds" thingy 10 years ago, they just had extra seconds dedicated for the intro and outro.

Time is relative so you didn't lie